LRT
Boss: "Do you play FF14?"
Me: "Ah... I don't."
Boss: "I was told to keep an eye out for future hires who play."
Me: "Just put a stack marker on the floor. The guys you gotta watch out for will get in it."
Boss: "So you play?"
Me: "I don't."
Anyways, fuck discourse let's talk about why we love our preferred playable race(s) so much.
Elezen... I like elves, I like their pointy ears, I like how tall and elegant they are, and I REALLY like their dorky fucking emotes and god-awful sprint animation. Simply the best.
(gets real close to the mic and whispers)
y'all they did not work on Male Viera and Female Hrothgar simultaneously, please stop spreading around the idea that the latter will be released Relatively Soon™️ after 6.0 or that for some reason Gunnhildr has a hrothgal bod
"Sanson, Happy Valentione's day! I've brought gifts to deliver to you and your partner!"
"Partner........... no, he's more of a pesky subordinate......... anyway, Guydelot favors pubs, so we'll find him there. Would you like to join me?"
KICKS IN THE DOOR AND SLAMS DOWN THIS IMAGE IN TEARS IT'S MY BEAUTIFUL BOYYYYY drawn by the super super lovely
@seiryuuden
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@banana_qote
, please give them a look and follow if you're not already!!!
"I wish the hrothgar were more like the ronso, why are they bulky." Wrong! Ronso men were always burly! You're forgetting that Kimarhi was canonically a runt! Actively made fun of about it! That was his ENTIRE thing!!
I'm surprised at all the comments wishing female hrothgar had longer snouts... what we saw in the trailer doesn't seem so far removed from what can be managed with the men.
Aha, you can see some toggle-able face markings on the femhroth Helion/Lost renders uploaded to the Dawntrail site. Also pointed ear tips for the standard helion they've been having as the face of the trailer.
@elfwifecity
pugilist??? pugilist the class that has positionals right out the gate?? for all like, six of its basic combos?????????? that pugilist??????????
Welcome to the femhroth anticipation station! The situation of female hrothgar is as follows: we were never given a date for their release and we do not know for certain what they'll look like.
Sources are neat, I'm keeping track of some of them below.
Angie: oh! we gotta dress up the boys for halloween!!
Me: Oh yeah--so is Sanson going to be the vampire this time? What should Guydelot be?
Angie: Sure. And how about a werewolf?
Me, the furry in this relationship: You got it, boss.