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@cattlemanON

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Kulak. Cut middlemen and Gov out of farming #APAC . Moo/Cluck. Capitalist. Gov can stay out of our personal lives. Butcher, Rancher, Programmer.

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@cattlemanON
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1 month
Fun night ahead. IYKYK
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7 months
Why do I have to work 7 days a week as a tradesman just to be able to afford to farm? It’s odd that small farms can’t sustain themselves anymore. Just feels wrong.
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1 year
@LailaMickelwait How in the f @ck is no one in prison over this?
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10 months
@CTVNews No. This is the solution to a non existent problem.
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Irreverent-Farmer
9 days
My favourite girl Blondie just had a girl! She’s a puppy. Sadly I think it’s her last. She had some nerve issues and trouble walking in the last 3 days leading up to the calf. She’s also about 20.
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@cattlemanON
Irreverent-Farmer
3 months
Finally, my favourite time of year. First time cutting before July due to El Ninio. I can’t wait to feed the neighbourhood and cut the government out of it all.
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Irreverent-Farmer
7 months
At least I can come home to find a escaped cow chewing cud on my front lawn 😂😂
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@cattlemanON
Irreverent-Farmer
6 months
Damn. Usually I’m gone to work before sunrise. I hate leaving this place, it’s perfect.
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Irreverent-Farmer
23 days
If you’re anywhere near Severn On, area and can’t afford to eat and pay rent, go ahead and pay your rent. Hit me up and I will give you a schedule of when I kill. I kill once a month or so and will have grass fed beef for you.
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Dan Hollaway
23 days
If you’re in the Austin, TX area and can’t afford to eat and pay your rent, go ahead and pay rent and come to my place and I’ll feed you.
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@cattlemanON
Irreverent-Farmer
5 months
Live video of cows going through the CERN eclipse.
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@cattlemanON
Irreverent-Farmer
7 months
Wow. I can believe the response to this tweet. Thanks!!! In all honestly just want to focus more on providing clean food, free from corporate interference and chemicals. In today’s financial world it’s impossible.
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Irreverent-Farmer
7 months
Why do I have to work 7 days a week as a tradesman just to be able to afford to farm? It’s odd that small farms can’t sustain themselves anymore. Just feels wrong.
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4 months
Holy F. The Aurora’s are incredible.
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Irreverent-Farmer
3 months
She’s never let me down in 10 years. I got her for 3k. I really want to restore her and swap the 350 for a diesel.
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Irreverent-Farmer
5 months
I hate being on granite every fall and spring. Everything just pools.
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Irreverent-Farmer
6 months
@abc123jjj @CaulfieldTim @reportrix @edmontonjournal @KristopherWells Hahah. It’s almost like the LGB community are no different than any other sane individuals and share the same values as the rest of civilized society. You’re a good man.
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Irreverent-Farmer
5 months
3 Generations. Blondie throws such nice calves.
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Irreverent-Farmer
1 month
@GSWIndiana It’s called sarcasm and dark humour. Given our mutual’s I figured you’d get it. It’s not at all fun or pleasant.
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Irreverent-Farmer
6 months
After costs and everything factored in. Working for $2 a hour feels better than the $110 I get at the plant. Plus cows are eating good until spring!
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Irreverent-Farmer
17 days
This one is about 1hr old. Bella always drops some stunning calves. Notice the lack of tags in their ears, my cows are no government’s business.
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Irreverent-Farmer
9 months
@jnyboy I run a automation business. I have literally send this same text.
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1 month
@blacModerate 😂😂😂😂 don’t tell me how to live my life.
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Irreverent-Farmer
6 months
A bunch of Eastern European’s at a hospice celebrating the end of a life. Smiles, tears and shots. Even in death she’s laughing and drinking. Farmers are built a little different hahah.
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1 month
@ballardsj Yup. Better they live here for years rather than 18 months elsewhere.
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Irreverent-Farmer
5 months
Cows react to the eclipse!!!!! Mayhem.
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Irreverent-Farmer
1 month
@wayofftheres 😂🤣😂🤣wanna take a trip to the Olympics with me? I have a few hundred bands.
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Irreverent-Farmer
10 days
Late night talks with my girl. We just chased the coyotes off from our calves. #NationalDogDay
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Irreverent-Farmer
10 months
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Irreverent-Farmer
7 months
Chuck “steak”. Just as good as ribeye for flavour. Sear each side, skillet straight to convection oven for 10 mins at 500. Go see your local farmers!
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Irreverent-Farmer
6 months
Blondie and her girl Maggie. All surnames are “moo” according to my boy. Still can’t thing of anything I’d rather do.
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5 months
We helped dad, while he moved feeders to drier ground we ate poop mud and don’t feel well now.
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8 months
@CTVNews When I kill I put the correct calibre round it the animals head at a specific breed determined angle. Thus I disconnect the brain stem. My round is travelling fast than nerves react. No pain at all. Halal is a barbaric! It’s slitting a brutally restrained animal’s throat. No stun
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Irreverent-Farmer
8 months
@AreOhEssEyeEe I have a manure spreader that fills it 20ft up and 30ft back. Should I start loading ? I’ve got lots.
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Irreverent-Farmer
7 months
2 weeks at 16+ hrs a day. Gonna have a whiskey or 3. Cuddle up with the dogs and my boy and watch a movie.
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Irreverent-Farmer
4 months
@CdnFreedomGirl Dogs are too good for us. We’ve evolved over 10s of thousands of years together. They’ve kept their promise, we shit the bed.
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Irreverent-Farmer
1 year
@ATFHQ My poor wife if I join.
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Irreverent-Farmer
5 months
It’s finally here. This winter seemed like 2 years of my life. Got out the John Deere in anticipation.
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Irreverent-Farmer
2 months
Blondie and Maggie.
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Irreverent-Farmer
2 months
I can’t even farm anymore without being dragged into this BS. What in gods name made you think this wasn’t going to backfire @JohnDeere ? No one cares what consenting adults do. What does this have to do with farming and ranching? Maybe focus on building good tractors again?
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Irreverent-Farmer
4 months
Meh. I’m done after this week.
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Irreverent-Farmer
3 months
Don’t forget to reinforce your radiators today.
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Irreverent-Farmer
4 months
Sharing is caring. My cows love my barley only beer. It’s the perfect weather for it.
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Irreverent-Farmer
3 months
I found out in early 2014 I was gonna be a father. I immediately stopped all my BS and did the only thing I could think of a bough a farm. Kinda forced the entire family to transition lol. I couldn’t think of another way to raise kid’s healthy and happy. I don’t regret it.
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Irreverent-Farmer
1 year
@wh_isd This is what our tax dollars go to? Grooming our kids? Paying pedos salaries to groom kids. Disgusting.
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Irreverent-Farmer
8 months
@wabbitwarrior Concerning yes. More concerning to me is the same rule is applied to policing. They have a far higher interaction rat with the public lol.
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Irreverent-Farmer
1 month
Well they are dropping now. Had two more today alone. First time I’ve tried summer calving. They seem to drop them fine and then hide away from the rest of the herd for a day or two. Is this normal? Also my favourite girl “sweet Caroline “ had her first calf today without issue
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Irreverent-Farmer
9 months
@RidgeRCMP @YourMapleRidge How about investigating the teacher’s grooming kids. Maybe leave the concerned parents alone.
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Irreverent-Farmer
4 months
Mission accomplished. Fired up the old Renault. Mowed moms lawn. Had the first gin and tonic of the year. I’m lucky as shit to have her moved onto the farm.
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Irreverent-Farmer
3 months
Nate the destroyer in all his glory. He’s a giant puppy with us. With other animals and strangers (without me present), he WILL go at you. Considering keeping him around as a guardian. Thoughts? For reference I had a bunch of my friends and their kids over. He was really sweet.
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Irreverent-Farmer
1 month
This morning’s cow check took way longer than I expected. Caroline’s boy Ned hiding by the river in the sedge grass. 2 days old and already crossing the water.
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Irreverent-Farmer
4 months
First day back on grass. God I’m glad to see them out of the pen!!!!!
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Irreverent-Farmer
8 months
@re_marxist I can’t promise I won’t laugh when you guys try to block a road and get splattered.
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Irreverent-Farmer
5 months
Mamma and Gracey Loo Moo. Oh the irony of isolating them in my walk in meat cooler to get her to feed 😂🤣. Grace was being attacked by some other cows right after she was born. Yet another time having cows in the house. She was my first calf.
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Irreverent-Farmer
6 months
No one ever accused them of being smart. Sweet yes, but definitely not smart.
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Irreverent-Farmer
21 days
Cow poast. Just because.
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Irreverent-Farmer
8 months
@SallyMayweather @beinlibertarian Just more proof a well regulated militia and the right to bear arms is necessary.
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Irreverent-Farmer
4 months
2 days till turn out l. She’s sick of hay.
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Irreverent-Farmer
7 months
@ChowRabbit I used to do organic garlic. I had 100s of thousands invested in it. I sold to the restaurants. When they got shut down in 2020 for “Covid” it destroyed me. So yes I do agree.
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@cattlemanON
Irreverent-Farmer
22 days
For me. This is peak living. No corporations involved. One min he’s quietly grazing, 2 hours later he’s providing meat for my family, and community. No fear, no pain. Thanks Terry moo.
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Irreverent-Farmer
6 months
Spoiled farm dogs. Complete with grass fed butter and yogurt.
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5 months
Gracey Loo Moo now. Suns finally out and hopefully things dry up.
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Irreverent-Farmer
23 days
Coming home to this makes it worth it. I used to love what I do for a living during the day. It seems people’s attitudes have shifted from being task oriented, to just bitching and blaming. The worse it gets the harder I work at withdrawing from it all together. Cows > people.
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Irreverent-Farmer
6 months
Nope. Nothing short of killing me and every generation on this farm will stop me.
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@sltrib
The Salt Lake Tribune
6 months
Eat less beef. Drink less milk. Eat less cheese. Saving the West from drought is that simple. But are people willing to do it?
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3 months
Am I wrong?
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1 month
Last year I got 1 bale per acre on this field. This year 3.5. I’m dreading replanting it. I know the second I plow it up I’m picking rocks for a months.
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Irreverent-Farmer
9 months
@BlondeBigot11 Fuck. I’m sad now. I didn’t get blocked lol
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Irreverent-Farmer
2 months
@jnyboy This was my week.
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9 months
@MothMoo @Lead_Flinger Find a hole and fill it. Our communities don’t only need able bodied workers. A simple run to town for parts during harvest can be make or break for us. We all have to have each other’s backs or our little farm communities fail. Quite a few city people have moved up.
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Irreverent-Farmer
10 months
@CTVNews Crimes against children = Wood chipper 🪵
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Irreverent-Farmer
5 months
So I picked this up for $150. I had to be pushed to even say yes. Then I got home and googled her. It’s a Remington model 1100 magnum. I had no clue what they were or what they were worth! Do I put a longer barrel on her and use for bird and skeet?
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1 year
@ATFHQ Will you tech me the tactical hand signals?
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1 year
@wildwex @EvaVlaar Are you off your rocker? It’s not the number of people. It’s the quality of the people
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Irreverent-Farmer
7 months
Home grown bacon and home made sour dough. Life is good when I’m home.
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7 months
@MomsPostingLs Meh. People used to deamonize German Shepherds.
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Irreverent-Farmer
9 months
@DocStrangelove2 I bet the trigger is still better than my G19.
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Irreverent-Farmer
6 months
@PierrePoilievre As you want to send more money to the Ukraine. Stop pandering.
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Irreverent-Farmer
5 months
First warm rain. Haulin hay and outlaw country cranked.
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Irreverent-Farmer
1 month
Time to build a barn. I bought a excavator and crane to build my house, now a saw mill to build a barn. I love the process as much as the results. Learning is a lot more fulfilling than just paying for it.
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23 days
Sweet Caroline. She’ll always take the time to come over and lick me
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4 months
Dogs, fire. All is good.
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Irreverent-Farmer
2 months
This is my head of security. I believe I can trust him to the end.
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@FAFOFarmsTX
FAFO Farms
2 months
This is my head of security. I believe I can trust her to the end.
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Irreverent-Farmer
4 months
Imagine that. Cows sequestering carbon while building soil and transforming marginal land into a paradise. This is what green actually looks like.
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Irreverent-Farmer
7 months
Life is good above zero.
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Irreverent-Farmer
8 months
The state of real estate in Ontario right now.
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Irreverent-Farmer
10 months
@Victoria59L I still don’t understand why one got roast beef. That’s how mad cow started.
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Irreverent-Farmer
2 months
@weathernetwork Why are my tax dollars funding this? No one cares what people do in their personal lives. Why should I have to pay a single penny for this while we have homeless veterans and a fentanyl epidemic?
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Irreverent-Farmer
4 months
I had to “run off” the first group of idiots this year. My American Frens will understand that terms bit better. A bunch of 20 somethings shaking my fence riling up the cows. Managed to piss off 10k lbs of steers, bulls, and cows. They tried to get into the pen…lucky.
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Irreverent-Farmer
7 months
@SuspectFed You buy these cable online for $250. They actually do give control over your phone.
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Irreverent-Farmer
1 month
@gearsoft2 It castrates steers.
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Irreverent-Farmer
1 month
@wayofftheres Try…….
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Irreverent-Farmer
5 months
Some days I wonder why I live out in the middle of nowhere and bust my ass from before sunrise till after sunset……Then every so often I reminded of exactly why I’m here……we’re not gonna make it 😂🤣😂
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Irreverent-Farmer
11 months
@MomsPostingLs Please 9lb 6oz baby Jesus, send the flood now.
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Irreverent-Farmer
5 months
Well just my luck. A nest of baby Raccoons. This is your fault @harry33swartz
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Irreverent-Farmer
5 months
I know I have work to do…..gonna ignore it for a bit
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Irreverent-Farmer
2 months
Started at 4 am. Just finished now, I’ll do it all again tomorrow. These idiots and more importantly my community is worth it. A quick beer and some crickets then off to bed.
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Irreverent-Farmer
3 months
WhY dOeSn’T aNyOnE wAnT tO sErVe?
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Irreverent-Farmer
2 months
Pasture usually lasts until August. They’re hungry this year. Also I don’t want to mow my lawn anymore.
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