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Shaving enthusiast. Fake storyteller. Budget traveler. Binge-watcher. Avid selfie-taker. Hashtag abuser. Politically incorrect. Athlete wannabe. Risk giver

Joined May 2008
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@NoContextHumans Netflix: Are you still watching ? Someone's daughter:
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@CFC_Janty Cringe. How bout this run?
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@CFC_Janty This you?
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@somuchpunk Kendrick ain’t release 💩 in years and nobody noticed. If Drake stopped for 6 months the industry stops
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@UTDTrey Lmfaoooo Mudryk has been scolded by Joey Swoll more times than goals scored 🤣🤣😂😂🤡🤡
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@FootyHumour Asked to be subbed off because of an injury Ashley Cole caused. His greatest achievement in football.
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@CFC_Janty 1+2+3+4=10. That's your league position after spending 600 millions 🤣🤣🤣
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@Aguil4rz Already been established this is fake, mate
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@NewsCloset @stefanjwojcik You have a fake account. No name, no face, nothing. You're a frustrated, coward little man, mocking people who decide a company isn't good for them. It's cause they're well prepared & have options. Something you wouldn't know anything about. Sit your sorry ass down 🤡
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@afcjxmes @surjgvis You've embarrassed yourself even further by pasting the definition. Shows what objectifying is and that you had no idea when you tweeted this dumb shit. It's in no way sexualization or objectification. Appreciating someone respectfully for their appearance is not objectifying
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@theoldgroove Can't even look Bruno in the eyes 🤣🤣🤣
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@heyheedie Question is why are YOU saying it
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@AgueroProp @Ani7ii Your club was born 12 years ago. But then again, so is PSG
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@short4robert Kenny cashed the drizzy stimulus check 🤣😭
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3 years
@nexta_tv - Yo what's your clock ? Mine's propaganda time. - Damn it's almost lunch time. Should we go grab a bite and then get back to launching this empty rocket ? - We should postpone the launch until they make the top more pointy. This doesn't look scary at all
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@GFFN So Camavinga's priority is PSG, PSG's priority is Pogba, Pogba's priority is PSG, Man United's priority is Camavinga + Pogba staying. And PSG need to sell before buying Pogba. Yeah, I'm afraid Camavinga's gonna be waiting for some time for his move, whatever that move is
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@AkademiksTV I want a Drake x Chris Brown collab album. It would shake the industry
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@CFC_Janty This joke would've been funny with spurs. But in this case, our trophy cabinet is bigger than your entire club... 😬
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@Leo_messii_7 Hardest competition in the world is UCL. Ronaldo won more. Ronaldo has more goals. The end
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@AidanWalshMUFC Say what you want about CR7, but he's been doing better in a much shittier team this year. Cristiano single handily took us to this stage of UCL. But they'll give Messi a Ballon D'or for dribling a few farmers in Ligue 1.
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@MrBusby4o8 Grown, jobless, broke man, complaining about a billionaire’s song debut position 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@allnick @bittybitbit86 By your staff you mean 1) your employer or 2) your mom & dad
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@souljaboy Bro can someone make a compilation of all the stuff Soulja Boy claims he's the first rapper to do it? I need that in my life lmfaoo 🤣🤣
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@stetina_erik @nexta_tv There are sanctions to all people with ties to him. So on the assets and money she's using, which are her father's. Obviously if you live in your daddy's mansion and it gets taken by a government, you're being kicked out. What's so hard to understand?
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@ArtestJones @maggiecg12 I mean she’s 33. How far lower is you age range set?
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@cfbayern @ManUtd Yes ! Get it all out there Ralf ! Let the people know what the real virus in that club is, the Glazer family ! So gutted we let him go...
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@JackyHenchman I bet you also think Maguire should start every match 🤣 0% of premier league keepers make that save. De Gea does at least two per match. I've seen Courtois and Alisson make a fool of themselves, both type of keepers you want. Stop embarrassing yourself.
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@ErlingRoIe Erling Haaland said Cristiano is better. Your profile picture. The guy you're basing your entire profile on. You're basically saying you're a clown. We knew that already 🤪👌
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@pelesburner Pessi went to 5th ranked league at 33. Ronaldo went to #1 ranked league at 37 🤷‍♂️
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@webdevcody @MelkeyDev Bro thinks adding some tailwind classes makes front end devs obsolete 😂🤪
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@eyetestfootball @UTDBernardo @afcjxmes What?! If I appreciate her for her looks doesn't mean that's the only thing I appreciate her for. One doesn't cancel the other. Get a grip guys. Stop shit cancel culture shit already
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@UtdDistrict LMFAO watch Barca get Sancho next summer and us left with a 50 million permanently injured player. This board is a fucking joke
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@ECavaniOfficial @ManUtd Thanks Edi! Whatever you decide to do in the summer, you have our blessing and respect for your respect, commitment and attitude. Now come back from that injury and let's finish this season on a high! 💪💪
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@FredSchultz35 We all know the truth 👇👇👇
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Stop lying bruh, we all know that little bear was doing Amazon deliveries
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@AFC_DH So Ole schooling all top 6 managers in head to head EPL matches but is the odd one? Lmfao can't reason with these guys
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@G_Kay5 Maybe people should take stand-up comedy for what it is and learn to take a joke. Maybe people should be more worried about someone getting PUNCHED before worrying about someone else's feelings Especially when Will laughed at first, and reacted after cheating Jada rolled her eyes
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@nexta_tv Look at all the @ChelseaFC fans explaining now how Putin and Abramovich just met and he was just nominated to to conduct negotiations. 🤡🤡🤡
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@MikeKeegan_DM Worst player on the pitch. In a game against Coventry 🤡
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@aubreysattorney Is this not crazy to people ?!
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@SkySportsPL @Carra23 I don't. History also doesn't.
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@Beeglobal99 @LupoASRoma So they shouldn't receive penalties cause Mourinho parked the bus ? Did they let clowns out of the circus ?!
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@KionnaMiller1 @AkademiksTV Boy she must be miserable af 🤣
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@Lea_EFC @DeadlineDayLive @ManUtdMEN Real Madrid, Liverpool and PSG all wanted Yoro. We got him for 45m + addons. You want 80m for a player nobody but United wants and only had one decent season, just cause he's English. Make it make sense
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@utdreport How can you be torn between these two? There is a clear gap between these two goalkeepers, it's not like you're comparing Neuer to De Gea. De Gea is MUCH better than Henderson. No disrespect to Dean, being confident doesn't mean you're good. Drop Dean, it's simple
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@HipHopDX Why is EVERYONE connected to Kenny in trouble with the law lmfaooo Weirdos stay together
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@MarsBars1989 @DrEliDavid Those are Muslim countries war crimes
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@ZxnCity LMFAO have you seen where/how Scholes played ? How do you make this ridiculous comparison ? And by the way, Paul Scholes is a 11 time EPL winner and a 2 time UCL winner. DO NOT compare your CAM to our legend. By the way, Bruno is wiping the floor with KDB 🤡🤡🤡
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@agkm74 @punditjay LMFAO. Aguero and who ? Jesus ?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !! You guys drowned Tevez in money so you'd come close to this trident. CR7 and Rooney absolute legends of the EPL
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@ManUnitedMedia Off ONE game ?! You need to chill out. He's done good today, but doing it constantly is a whole different story. Let's talk after at least a season before comparing to David De Gea. If you people don't remember the bad times, this guy's been getting us points to fight for top 4.
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@Piquelme20 @CriminalFIFA_ They qualified in the final with a LOT of luck and VVD didn't stand out as much while Ramos scored goals that qualified/won things for Real. VVD has a contract with EA, hence the ginormous boosts, cover, TOTY clip, etc. VVD had one good season, Ramos did it for years. Levels
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@TONYRECKLESS310 @albert12798 Tough. For the kid 🤣 He gone learn that day life ain't fair
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@OddsOnFPL @TelegraphDucker @danigilopez What are you on about ? Him being injured has nothing to do with Maguire being chosen every single match although he's the worst defender in this team.
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@Jojuana_ @kendricklamar He’s not. He supported R Kelly after being found guilty and repeatedly cheated on his fiancée. He’s as fake as fake gets. He’s a professional hater. His music has no replay value to me. Not even top 10. Drake the 🐐
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@walterwhitelfc You literally signed Suarez 😭🤡 There is NO player on this United team nearly close to the levels of vomit that guy generated
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@fuadyabz23 People comparing this city side with the 99 treble winners have no clue what monster of a team that was. City got lucky inter didn't score
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@Miah5432 @SaeedDiCaprio Why's he talkin about pulling up to the gym? He's clearly never been into a gym his entire life. LMFAO he'd die trying to lift weights
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@ArtOfDialogue_ is this "the culture" everyone's speaking about?! YIIIIIKESSS
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@GabeZZOZZ @GyanJaraHatke You're right, they won't come back
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@heyheedie You a white bot identifying as black 🤡
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@TinieSpecialKid @itsNellzz Well since she's factually telling the truth... you're the hater, my guy
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@MrStephenHowson Remember when Robinho signed for them, but he actually thought he was going to #MUFC ? That was hilarious 😂
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@AndreiCaramitru Deci ce ziceai ? Aia care te contrazic sunt spalati pe creier si indoctrinati ? Tu pari cel mai indoctrinat de pe-aici prietene
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@HakiNFT No chance getting one, this is the biggest disappointment ever. I've been interacting with this NFT since forever, never got a WL spot, they gave away 2300+ spots with 2 nfts each, so that's over 4600 out of 5000. That's 400 for public sale ?! This isn't well thought out ...
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@Mo01198 This is so confusing 🤣😭 Son and Kim Min Jae don’t play in Asia but they’re Asian. Ronaldo plays in Saudi League but he’s not Asian. What tf is this trophy even for ?! Asians and people playing in Asia ??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@aloneatthisbar @charliesheen @elonmusk They do. They generate trafic, hence ads revenue. If all celebs leave, there's a lot of people quitting Twitter. Elon knows this
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@UTDTrey @markgoldbridge "Martial is still here" Martial:
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@Saweetie Nah it was just me dropping my wallet LMAO
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@_VishwajitPatil @PicturesFoIder As the owner of the propery, why would I care how she gets her van?! She can get it back from the park and pay a f*ckin fine as well. That's not the problem here! Americans need to start defending their properties
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@stetina_erik @nexta_tv Oh and she isn't mentioning she's against what he's doing either. This is obviously someone who supports his actions. Her situation isn't ideal but it's heaven compared to Ukraine's kids dying or fleeing the country leaving their dad's behind. Barf 🤮
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@three00one Its actually the other easy around 🤣 Kenny deepthroat brigade can’t stop talking bout Drake cause the midget ain’t drop shit in months 😭
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@FabrizioRomano @BaillySzn @FabrizioRomano we need you as a sporting director at @ManUtd . You already have enough connections and are well versed in transfers. Please put in an application
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@JFTL81 @ClownWorld_ Lmaooo you get 300K/year just for applying
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@bernardooooV3 Yeah ok bruv 😂🤣
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@ImpressionistAL Twitter was going wild when he asked to be transferred. But now we don't talk about it cause he's English... Rooney was first to diss Cristiano, but again we don't talk about it cause he's English... Let's move on, Rooney had it coming
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@TrungTPhan LMFAOOO If they're calling me at 8AM to schedule an interview I'm never going there. It's a clear indication their idea of work-life balance is actually being a slave to your employer. I'm not saying yes to any single item on this list 🤡🤡🤡
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@UtdPlug What a classy man! Good luck in the final, hope you win it!
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@DeadlineDayLive @CatalunyaRadio Take whoever is that guy at barca convincing all these players to take a payout and have him negociate world peace.
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@MajestyRia Is calling someone a pedophile without actual proof mature to you? Not only that, but making an actual song about it and playing it 5 times in a row in a concert where you have gang members & Dr Dre on stage, known abuser and woman beater. Is that mature and worthy of praise?
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@ViolentFight @PicturesFoIder Neighbours calling? Use your brain bruv, it helps 🤡
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@aubreysattorney They don’t wanna have the talk cause it’s a sore spot, They know the boy the one they gotta boycott.
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@markgoldbridge I'd rather have Fellaini stay & sign a world class player to replace Carrick, instead of signing two average ones. Fellaini's header game is fantastic and he doesn't create problems defensive wise. He's no Ronaldinho, but he fights for the shirt better than a lot others do. Fact
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@TheConsciousLee Damn that crows is dead af 🤣 Guess the hit isn’t hitting lmfaooo
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@FCBAlbiceleste @h1994_v Clearly telling them to finish celebrations and restart the game. Imagine out of all clubs in the world, Barcelona fans complaining about referees. The most favoured club by referees. Barcelona which were given however minutes necessary to score against Chelsea. Get a grip!
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@totalcristiano Yooo why is his 14 year old kid already almost as tall as him ?!
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@ManUtd Do NOT let Ronaldo join Man City! Go get our man back ffs
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@solskjaerssreds @FrankKhalidUK @ManUtd @AnthonyMartial Don't. This dude's gonna pull up a photo with you at a party you ain't even know you took
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@markgoldbridge Who cares ? If Pogba leaves, we're left with NO good midfielders. He needs better midfielders around him (better than what we have at least), motivation, and he'll be good. Right now, he's not our main problem. Goal scoring and defensive, we're atrocious.
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@cmbftbl - Gets millions due to early termination of contract. - Has Spurs and Chelsea drooling over him in the next 5 minutes. - Breaks up with ugly girlfriend, has gorgeous women fighting over him. I'll take that deal 😂
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@flairr_amalii_ @raptalksk With a proper dis, a few days later, not after a month
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@EASPORTSFIFA @SerieA_EN What's wrong with this SBC, EA ? All 11 players are from Lige I Conforma...
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@ManUtd Don't really see why people are complaining about @RomeluLukaku9 's first touch, because his 2nd is usually a goal. 😂😂😂
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@UnitedStandMUFC I'd take him AND keep Shaw. Long season (rotation needed) plus both get injured. Need good back-ups on every position.
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@HuntsmanLone Lol Rick Ross just got jumped, this aged like sour milk
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