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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

3 months

me :)

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4 months

i like how their stupid fucking glasses match their stupid fucking head shapes

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1 year

[preparing for my eugenics photoshoot] hey honey, where are my fucking dork glasses?

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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I can never have a letter boxed because every movie i see is good to me. it's a movie, what could be more wonderful than that. I know that guy from something else. delightful!

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7 years

breakfast is the most important meal of the day

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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2 months

@pastoralcomical zoomer coworker is right though

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 months

on this international women's day, more than ever, women need $25,000. give your $25,000 to women

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

2007: I pride myself on typing only complete sentences with proper spelling and punctuation, because I am an intelligent and educated person. 2017: I like tomattie I like the yallo ones

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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4 months

for the record these people deserve to have their children taken away, and also they deserve other things i can't say on this website, i hope it's unpleasant and terrifying for them both

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

5 months

asking my doctor if Wisconsin is right for me

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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2 months

i think my main problem is that i require at least 72 hours a day of downtime

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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10 months

@doaknet this unironically rocks

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7 years

😍

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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9 months

y'all don't understand how exhausting it is being around people who live like this. no I do NOT want to smoke here. absolutely not. never again.

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 months

going insane in a different type of way from the normal way I've been going insane lately

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 months

every girl* needs three things: - a really big shirt - shirt that is larger than her shorts so it looks like the shirt is a dress - knife

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

I fucking love ignoring and avoiding my problems and hoping they go away with absolutely no effort from me

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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4 months

MOTH SLUT knuckle tats

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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10 months

@shitshowdotinfo mask the can opening sound by saying "oh shit" and crack it open on the "sh"

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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5 months

$25,000

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5 months

At your age, what's the perfect gift?

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

me, me, and me

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

A/C stays set on 69 bc ┏┓ in ┃┃╱╲ this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we respect ▔▏┗┛▕▔ the sex number ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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8 months

she was talking to herself, this is from her journals, leave her ALONE my god

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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4 months

i love muting people so much, like no i still love u immensely u just lost ur being seen by me privileges temporarily

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

thanks 4 the laughs yiffmaster and nightmareshack

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

it's national mental health day, I'd like some mental health please

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

today's mood

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

good morning!

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

well looks like it's about that time

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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11 months

just like me fr

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11 months

Gar eggs and larvae have evolved to rely on toxicity as a survival tactic, (so have I)

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

5 years

come on down to denim dave's upcycled emporium! we got joots, jirts, jandals, jorts, jresses, jests, jocks, and now even jras, jorsets, and justiers!

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

how does this make you feel

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

when I drink a ber, I like to drink a chudgewentser chudgewentser: it's liquid

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

unlike the rumor that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick, the fact that Quentin Tarantino had his legs broken so he could jack off with his own feet is 100% true and verified

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

the real Smart Car is horses

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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5 months

a kitchen with this wallpaper would fix me

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

pineapple: the fruit that eats you back

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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3 months

cool tip for those who might not know it: if a leisure activity is stressing you out, you don't actually have to do it. you can just. not. you can choose to stop experiencing that stress!!!

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 months

happy march 11th and shout out to my aunt (ween tattoo) who convinced 18 y.o. me to maybe wait a couple years before I committed to getting a 311 tattoo

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

in case you were wondering I'm still hot, I just have depression

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

long bread

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

9 months

"TSA can see your cock and balls" big deal I can see them too if I ask nicely

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

🎶 country roads take me home it's-a me Mario! Despacito empty, yeet-o stealing bones Alex Jones 🎶

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

8 months

@prettysewerrat @d3adlycr1minal "theft of government property" is just what they charge you with when you commit Medicaid fraud, sorry to disappoint 🥲

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

how about this, y'all here for this?

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

Honestly big mood

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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3 years

women NEED $25,000

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

hey Tennessee, uh what to heck

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

6 years

@spindlypete I gave my House Corvids some leftover french fries today and I scared off the seagulls trying to hassle them I love them I would do anything for them

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

6 years

ah! crisp, lioght, resfreshning

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

1 month

can i come over and do this

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1 month

kittens are so funny because what do you mean you fell asleep on my jeans on the floor

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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5 years

my friend asked for photos of his truck that I've been working on

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

hey kids, you ever heard of...long bread?

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

let's turn this thunderdome into a thunderHome

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

you: wow 13 days of eating right and taking care of my body, new year fresh start, me:

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

29 days

bf took this absolutely wonderful picture of me so im blessing you all with Castine In Love (feat. lil ghostie)

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

I am an artist

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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10 months

I have never and will never "let go" of anything, I have never "moved on" from a single thing in my entire life, I carry the weight of every decision I have ever made around my neck and someday I hope the water gets high enough to drag me under for good

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 months

I've got my Posting Glasses on

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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3 months

if i pay $300 for The Gym i better die

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every time i get this notification i feel like i've been electrocuted

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

im sorry chicken what now?

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11 months

incredible things happening online

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

😍 THIS is how you do it fellas, take note

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5 years

it's called art

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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5 years

For Whom the Truck Nuts

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

mommy blogger craft zone

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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2 months

@hell_doe @desmostylia the rest of the orange

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

mamma mia!

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7 years

cursed

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6 months

ellie I would die for u

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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3 months

happy fifteen years of the bad kevin smith tweet to all who celebrate

KevinSmith

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15 years

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

return of long bread

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

I'm been pretty logged off recently but I just wanted to share some good news with yall

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

grandma's secret recipe

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

6 years

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 　 💖💖💖 💖 💖　💖 👇 💖💖 👇 　 💖　💖 　 💖　 💖 　 👢 👢 howdy

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

excited to vote for texas's first openly hot senator

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

6 years

y'all remember how ur parents told u not to eat raw cookie dough or cake batter bc you could get salmonella guess what, u can!! and I did

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

i pinpointed the exact moment millennial humor became this sort of fucked up weird and vague disturbing humor that is very difficult to understand from the outside looking in. essentially our downward spiral began with hot singles in your area looking for a date TONIGHT

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

9 months

@1929stockcrash and she got a bed frame

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8 months

"ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other with each other" I deserve financial compensation for this taking up space in my brain for over a decade

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8 months

what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

I stopped smoking over 2 months ago and made it a point to not count the days but I feel better xoxo

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

let's take this opportunity to come together as one America: check ur tires ppl check ur tire pressure, inspect for damage, cuts, cracks

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

5 years

This is the Money Spider. It only happens once every 27 months. Retweet within 5 minutes and you will receive many fortunate blessings this week

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

extra cursed

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6 years

CBD stands for cock & ball dorture

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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3 months

"five" should have five letters i hate this bullshit language

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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6 years

y'all ever fuck up your nutsack with some powerful magnets

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

it's a very h*rny fr*day if u get too h*rny please LOG OFF

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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10 months

everyone wants the hot chick with lore until they realize having lore requires immense amounts of being in a Situation

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

folks, you either got a Levi's ass or a Wrangler ass, those are the only two options

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

5 years

here's how I look these days

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

6 years

Shout out to me last week, for taking approximately 10 minutes to figure out why my motel soap said "deos"

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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5 months

stop pretending richard siken is your therapist

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6 months

briefly returning to say y'all didn't appreciate this one enough

swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

9 months

"TSA can see your cock and balls" big deal I can see them too if I ask nicely

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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5 months

what if we kissed in the vending machine room on the third floor of the quality inn off i-80

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

ｂａｚｉｎｇａ

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

haveing a nice dinner salad

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

Oh no ohhh nooo

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

@castinemachine

7 years

am I sad or am I hungry? Yes! thanks for playing

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swamp princess 🇵🇸

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7 years

ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｃ

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