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Dewsbury Hall sound like somewhere chavs get married
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‘All Newcastle do is time waste’ Score earlier then lads
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Lads just play until Liverpool score
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Someone check on Villawatch #nufc
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Gareth you ruined my childhood and you’re doing it again mate
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5 years
Kate Bush wherever you are and whatever you’re doing I just want to let you know I love you and you are fucking everything
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2 years
You wanna be careful piping up with a chin that unmissable
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We should try something radical like playing players in their positions
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2 years
October’s goal of the month compilation is just Almiron’s highlights
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This convo is wild
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Geordie Boys Takin the piss
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Smoking spice and watching Emily In Paris 😵‍💫
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David is a real one trust me
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What a fucking oddball. Please don’t love me I legit prefer anyone to you
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2 years
Heskey looking like Purple Aki
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2 years
All you cunts do on here is argue about absolutely anything get a fucking life. In fact fuck this I’m out
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Two thousand years after the birth of Christ and some of you have never even seen your country get out their group Laughing at England for losing in a FINAL is like a homeless guy laughing at me for stepping in dogshit
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2 years
I’m offended you didn’t offer this to me Banger
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Selling one of our show samples. Nigella parka. 5PM £300 - from our 2nd fashion show ‘POP CULTURE IS TRASH’. Collected newspapers scanned & printed - rip stop nylon. Size: L
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Two seconds Gordon is on the pitch and he plays the pass of the game. 😡
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Stadium Of Light Work
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8 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAE ❤❤❤ @Nigella_Lawson
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8 years
COKE DICK RUINS RELATIONSHIPS
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You’ve seen United, now fuck off home ⚫️⚪️
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2 years
Praying for my brother Atsu 🇬🇭
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Ollie Watkins absolute lad
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The new Capri-Sun straws are a disgrace
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Lascelles gonna be the first player to get suspended without stepping on the pitch
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It’s coming home isn’t it
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2 years
Can’t be fucked anymore
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WE AINT LIKE THEM
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SEX ON KET IS MENTAL INIT LOL
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2 years
Things were so much better when The Corrs were about
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The last time he made me this physically angry is when I saw him smiling in the Bull Boys shoes ad after he fucked the Euros. Wanted to boot him up with them dead crep
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9 years
I BOUGHT A CLOCK, SET IT TO 4.20 AND TOOK THE BATTERIES OUT
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What day does the Prem start again
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2 years
HOWAY THE LADS ⚫️⚪️😭
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2 years
Starting to see why Blues retired this kids number. Next England captain
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An American yout just told me to speak English 🥴
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9 years
WHITE CHRISTMAS. IM SHOVELLING SNOW FAM
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This is why everyone hates us
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9 years
SEE ME I JUST TAKE LOTS OF DRUGS AND FORGET ABOUT ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT GOING ON. I GAVE UP HOPE AGES AGO
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6 years
I WANT TO SEND KATE BUSH FLOWERS
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10 months
I think she looks great and also that you are a clown
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aging is NOT on her side my word?? 😭
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Makes sense to me darling
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Wearing a mesh dress with your areolas out in a steakhouse is never gonna make sense to me I’m sorry
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my face card always declines
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FRIDAY THE 13TH I MUST DRINK BLOOD AND DO DRUGS
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SALUTE THE LANDLORD @officialgiggs 🍺🎊
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NOTHING WRONG WITH PANCAKE TITS
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Unfortunately based on a true story*
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@casisdead my guy venom is a mental tune 😂 we need a backstory this tune is legendary
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Never thought I’d see Almiron put Koulibaly on his arse
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I THINK ABOUT NIGELLA AT LEAST TWICE A DAY
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GIRLS STOP PUTTIN PICS OF YA KIDS NEXT TO PICS OF YA ASS AND TITS TRYNA KNOCK ONE OUT FEEL LIKE A PAEDO WHEN YA KID THERE SMILING BK AT ME
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Love you Newcastle
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Bring Saint-Maximin home
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🚨 BREAKING: Premier League clubs have voted against ban on clubs loaning players from within the same ownership group. It means Newcastle can sign players on loan from PIF owned clubs — and same for other clubs like Crystal Palace with Lyon and similar situations.
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