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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

in a world where you can be anything, be quiet ❤️

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@cashewrising

7 months

slay bells ring…… are YOU listening??

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@cashewrising

2 years

the white lotus is doing an astounding job of ripping masculinity to absolute shreds this season and i’m enjoying the view

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

3 years

waistband rolled twice if you were a bad bitch!

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every girl in school had these and i always wanted a pair

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OK AND I WANT EVERY BITCH WHO SAID SALTBURN WAS A BAD MOVIE TO SHOW THEMSELVES IN MY MENTIONS RIGHT NOW. THERE WAS FAGGOTRY, GLAMOUR, LIES, AND MALICIOUS INTENT NOT TO MENTION BARRY KEOGHAN’S PENIS. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR

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1 year

now mind you, i go back to december all the time

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

you guys want this but none of you wanna do coke anymore so which one is it

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@cashewrising

5 months

florida is what happens when you give people unlimited access to summer

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cashewrising

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3 years

don’t you just love how working 40+ hours a week forces you to leave all errands and chores to the remaining 2 days of the week at which point you’re too exhausted from the aforementioned work to do anything? 😍😍😍😍

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cashewrising

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1 year

to say this had a chokehold on the girls would be an understatement

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

3 years

SEASONS 7 AND 9 OF BAD GIRLS CLUB ON HULU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

TWITTER COMEDIANS TO YOUR STATIONS!!!!!!!

BNO News

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1 year

BREAKING: Grand jury indicts former U.S. President Donald Trump - NYT

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1 year

this is my energy this summer

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

thinking of her today

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@cashewrising

2 years

these bitches on bling empire make the real housewives look beyond broke

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@cashewrising

1 year

what the fuck is a situationship you people are 30 years old

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

camilla cabello you are RELENTLESS

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1 year

A cockroach makes its way through the #MetGala carpet.

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

11 months

not at burning man not at ezoo not on fire island

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

…who was there when rue needed clean pee for drug tests? or when cassie fucked her best friends boyfriend? or when cassie was cheating on mckay at the halloween party s1? and y’all are mad about a play that will ultimately make everyone critically reflect?? lost your damn minds

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

10 months

a glass of wine an orgasm a flight to miami a cigarette and a xanax. in that order

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

this alone changed the trajectory of humankind

neon @ BEE WHO U ARRRRR 🏳️‍🌈

@FRANKSTANDSOPEN

1 year

CAP this shit is still so fucking funny

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

personally i enjoy partying with seasoned drug connoisseurs and people who can actually afford to be there rather than those who are venmo-ing the same $20 back and forth and ending up in the med tent but that’s just me!

Daniel Schofield

@dannyschof81

2 years

people over the age of 35 (and that’s pushing it) attending music festivals don’t realise they’re ruining the vibe and weirding everyone out. you might think you’re living your best life but you’re actually living your most embarrassing life. try a real ale festival instead.

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

circling back around to this… telling the internet the story of how you got rejected from basement live from the B57 bus is INSANE

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1 year

YOU COULDNT WATERBOARD THIS OUT OF ME

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

you lot at coachella are dressed like someone surprised you with tickets the day before and made you pack blindfolded

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

….missionary is only boring if you’re fucking people you don’t actually like

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2 years

We're canceling each other over sex takes today. Post your most cancellable takes on sex

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

happy white lotus season 2 finale day to all who celebrate

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1 year

good morning and happy bare minimum monday

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3 years

i hope the streets take great care of k*** r**********!

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

9 months

girl dinner doesn’t resonate with me but i did see someone on here mention snake dinner which is when you eat nothing all day then consume all of your daily calories at the end of the day in one sitting

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

oh she’s taking it!!! (ozempic)

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Lady Gaga on the set of "Joker: Folie à Deux” in New York City (Mar. 26).

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

5 months

good morning, women require 10 hours of sleep for optimal function and hormone balance. the 8 hour figure is based on the 24 hour male cycle during which testosterone peaks in the morning and wanes at bedtime, not the 21-35 day menstrual cycle <3

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

4 months

need to do this on the L train

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need to do this at bunker

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

new miley is so fucking good and i am so fucking gay for this honky tonk best of both worlds lady

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

what we need as a society and as a species is a gesaffelstein return

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

you guys.. i asked karl to get me limes from the bodega… he comes home and hands me THIS and says “i think they ran out of all the small limes so i brought you home one big one” there are NO FUCKING WORDS ZSJHCBBJHHWKWNB ???????

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1 year

you cant scare me i used to drink dragonberry bacardi and peach new amsterdam

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

never forget ❤️

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

just found out martha stewart is 81 years old…. see you age well when you mind your business and commit a little fraud here and there!

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

wish i still had my car this is the perfect song to hit curbs to

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this #barbie likes to vroom ;) speed drive out now 💓💕

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3 years

i wish i could drop my nails off at the salon and come pick them up

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

there’s a lot i can handle but to ever be put in a situation where i have to physically retrieve my wallet and type my credit card information in… we all have limits

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

3 years

ask a man to load the dishwasher and you will question how we allow them to run entire countries

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

3 years

so why did we collectively agree to start paying $200 for bikinis that cover exactly one labial fold and one quarter of an areola

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

i desperately need everyone to leave clear heels for strippers and while i’m here adopting the aesthetics of sex workers but not supporting them is extreme loser behavior!!!

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

cilantro really is the it girl… sorry to the soap gene girlies

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@cashewrising

2 years

i’ve made a lot of mistakes in life but at least i never bought a pair of these

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

giving head is so meditative. my mind is never more clear than it is while i’m gargling my man’s balls. in that moment i am peaceful but powerful

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

sephora is the scariest place i’ve ever been to and that’s coming from someone who used to go to bassnectar nye

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

just returned from war (sza presale tickets)

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

white lotus girlies can we all collectively agree that portia is the most insufferable person on this show, NOT cameron and daphne!!!!!

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

3 years

you guys do so much recording and not enough ass beating

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3 years

COVID-denier in Nebraska coughs on shoppers at a supermarket

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2 years

pro life? in a country where several children were shot at school today?

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

why BeReal when you could be quiet

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7 months

no i am not doing dry january things are bad enough as it is

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

7 months

coming out as a john summit stan, you people will never convince me to hate fun

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

MILEY CYRUS AND DOLLY PARTON ARE HOSTING THE NBC NEW YEARS EVE SPECIAL TOGETHER IN MIAMI AND I AM NOW AGGRESSIVELY OPENING GOOGLE FLIGHTS

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cashewrising

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3 years

posting my plate because you don’t have to sacrifice flavor or your favorite traditional meals to be vegan!

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3 years

the look on her face…. she swore she was giving mozart a run for his money

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@cashewrising

3 years

the devil works hard, kris jenner works harder, and then there’s steve madden

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3 years

look guys she’s scared of an orgasm

HER ✨

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3 years

any guy pulling out toys during sex is gay and you can’t tell me otherwise.

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cashewrising

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2 years

spectating mmw this year, i am rooting for all of you in the spirit of degeneracy and making poor choices! only the strong will survive!

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3 years

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3 years

my nail tech went to actual war

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@cashewrising

2 years

feeling very joe biden today in the sense that i do not want to do anything

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@cashewrising

1 year

the gen z neighbors are having a backyard rave and just played 7 things-miley cyrus into drum & bass…. i believe the children are our future

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

9 months

if you were posting about standing with israel or about their “right to defend themselves” i warmly remind you it’s ok to change your position when presented with new information. this is not war. this is genocide, funded by our tax dollars.

Lowkey

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Israel just bombed the Nuseirat Mosque in Gaza, killing displaced people seeking shelter. According to Article 8 of the Geneva Convention, direct attacks against buildings of worship are a war crime. But international law doesn't apply here.

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@cashewrising

3 years

things i don’t want to read about ANY the fuck more: 1. covid 2. “success stories” of people with generational wealth 3. rich people giving advice on how to save money 4. this fucking couple

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Machine Gun Kelly tells Vogue that Megan Fox's engagement ring was designed to hurt if she takes it off: “The bands are actually thorns. So if she tries to take it off, it hurts … Love is pain.”

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5 months

LUDACRIS???!!!!????

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3 years

everyone in nyc: *literally has covid* the brooklyn mirage: anyone wanna buy a $200 ticked for a 27 hour party in an enclosed space requiring no negative test results or masks? jk haha unless

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cashewrising

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1 year

the barbie movie album is produced by mark ronson we WON!!!!!

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@cashewrising

1 year

i would like to offer the possibility that both of these outfits are ugly

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1 year

Hateful fatphobic gays be like idk the outfit is ugly so it’s okay I can keep bullying Sam Smith but if the muscle gay on the right wore the same corset they’d be gagging all over again

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

3 years

“if you or someone you know has been cancelled” HAS SHE LOST HER FUCKING MIND DKFDBEBEBEB

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

no offense but what did you expect the woman is shaped like a cartoon vase

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Marilyn Monroe’s iconic dress has reportedly been damaged after being worn by Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala. The dress now shows signs of tearing, and several crystals are either missing or hanging off of it.

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2 years

7:41 pm and it’s already dark out soon it’ll be 20° and the day will be over at 4:30 i am not prepared to go through this again

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

2 years

obsessed with the fact that i have absolutely no idea what happens in the bible

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@cashewrising

3 years

lowkey superstitious and didn’t want to say anything until i was ~sure~ but i’m excited to share i started full time work as a campaign coordinator for a woman of color led abortion justice organization today!

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@cashewrising

3 years

i’m not here for a good time or a long time, i’m here against my will

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@cashewrising

2 years

did you guys accidentally take acid before getting dressed for edc orlando because what the fuck

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@cashewrising

3 years

my favorite thing about the pandemic was everyone coming to the conclusion that no, we should not have to work

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2 years

the spider at ultra:

Kyante Wilson 🦍

@kyantewilson_

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TL cleanse!!!

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1 year

azealia banks never fails!!

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@cashewrising

1 year

i want a megadose of the delusion that had me wearing literal panties in public at music festivals in 2014

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@cashewrising

2 years

can’t wait to vacuum naked in these tomorrow

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@cashewrising

2 years

these tampon commercial ass poses… next!

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@cashewrising

1 year

how could men be the superior sex like what do you mean you can’t be drunk and cum at the same time

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@cashewrising

2 years

mom + dad

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@cashewrising

3 years

business in the front, party in the back!

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@cashewrising

3 years

no thoughts just baby pink heart shaped le creuset dutch oven

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@cashewrising

2 years

me after a bump

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not her making a fake boomerang 😭😭

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@cashewrising

2 years

stoop szn

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@cashewrising

2 years

everyone please enjoy karl as britney spears

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

you do not get a reward at the end of your life for how many times you traveled without checking a bag. i do not respect you more for choosing to wear the same pair of shoes for 4 days

Carry On.

@Coitraveler

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What’s a travel opinion that will have you in a position like this?

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

3 years

can we quit with the bitcoins and the nfts and the simoleons or whatever the fuck and just use the plentiful amount of currency that exists in the physical realm to focus on the basics of getting people cared for, clothed, and fed or am i asking for too much

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cashewrising

@cashewrising

1 year

have you ever considered that maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns

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