damilola @cartierjoseph_ Twitter profile

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

1 year

im still broke wait

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4 years

my whatsapp is just filled with failed talking stages.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

choking her and telling her “cum if you wanna breathe” >>

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

imagine dating someone who thinks december is for hoeing.

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@cartierjoseph_

3 years

they actually teach taxes in maths lit but y'all wanted to know the formula of a triangle

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3 years

LO should’ve been teaching real things. Like how to pay taxes

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

te’a cooper.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i hate mfs that dont know how to use emojis wtf is “i miss you🤺”

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i swear some songs have noises in the background that make me think my mom is calling me.

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@cartierjoseph_

3 years

@SamkeloMsomi4 @ukh0na this one sounds personal

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@cartierjoseph_

2 years

someone thats always going through something

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

4 years

we could be dating and i still wouldn’t believe that you like me.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

you think you vibing with a girl whole time she just waiting on her boyfriend to apologize.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i’m “baby check my phone for me” loyal.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

is everyone lowkey losing it rn or is it just me and kanye?

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

even without the update i’d still mize you with my chest.

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

3 years

dating me is fun you get a comedian and a pornstar in one.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

as soon as you save their number they fail you.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i’m the wrong person to have a idgaf contest with, we won’t talk ever again.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

until someone show me consistency i’m dating all ya’ll.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

don’t call me your ex if we don’t have a child together.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

* calling her bro even tho you in love with her *

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

4 years

when i get rich im gonna make sure im this lonely too.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

you cute but can you pray?

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

twitter is such a scary place you'll find the boyfriend quoting this tweet and laughing.

J MONATE

@jeffmbambo_

4 years

Mara Jolang 😭

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@cartierjoseph_

3 years

the talking stage is so weird bro.. like am i even allowed to get mad?😭

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

being your mom’s whatsapp dp is a huge flex.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

you remove your profile picture and mfs think you going through some shit.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

good morning to girls under 5’9 the rest of y’all your jersey’s are in the locker room.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

imagine you study for 12 years to be a surgeon just for a patient to say it was god that saved them.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

8 months into 2020 and i’ve prolly only enjoyed a total of 4 days.

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

2 years

what burna did on last last is crazy

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

being single is boring i wanna get in trouble for the shit i post.

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@cartierjoseph_

2 years

doing mathematics in uni is crazy clearly high school didnt break you

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4 years

sam & cat was such an elite show.

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4 years

dr doofenshmirtz daughter was such a baddie.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

have you ever fucked with someone so heavy you help them with their school work? just me?

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

legally or not im gonna be rich.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

if my girlfriend is sad i would simply buy her chicken nuggets.

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@cartierjoseph_

3 years

i need a girlfriend they got my order wrong and i still ate it

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

the streets are not for me man i belong in my room.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

they tell you “i’ll never do that to you” then they do it with a remix.

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

4 years

if she has a boyfriend its you against one man but if she single its a battle royale. in conclusion, go for girls already in relationships.

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4 years

my daily routine is very simple i wake up and i suffer.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

mfs be wearing their mask under their nose like covid only interested in what that mouth do.

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@cartierjoseph_

2 years

@broztitute she put that in her bio like a medal 😭

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i have a great personality.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

if my mom don’t like you its a wrap.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

you don’t sleep with socks that’s why you fighting demons.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

if you ain’t nasty we won’t lasty.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i swear being single only bothers me at night.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

if you up rn you probably toxic and got a big ass head.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

she could be a whole demon and there i am, seeing the good in her.

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

4 years

my problem is when i like you i think we together.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

if we dated before i turned 18 you're my childhood friend.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i want a tattoo but i also don’t wanna be disowned

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

your joke wasn't funny, but imma laugh anyway cause i have a crush on you.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i tell everybody im good cos wtf they gonna do if im not?

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i’ll eat water with a fork before i worry about who’s not speaking to me.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

do you not hear me thinking about you? wtf.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

don’t pass me the aux unless you want yo ex back.

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

3 years

@samspov @skitguru them niggas said i had parachutes 😭 i tailored them same day

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

yea we’re just friends but i’ll choke you if you want.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

don’t date me. i’ll constantly ask you if you still like me.

a focused hun.

@VictoriaSindi

4 years

don’t date me. i’ll always wanna grab your face and kiss you out of nowhere

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

2 years

i have a table at home

SAINT

@saintloungecpt

2 years

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4 years

i barely have friends and you think i have hoes?

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

women be like “I know a spot” then leave you in the friend zone.

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4 years

you ever like someone so much you just don’t text them back?

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4 years

he didn’t wanna kneel so god took his knee.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

girls with self respect be done with you after one fuck up like 😕

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

3 years

unemployed people talking about his olympic performance is not making sense to me

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

mcdonalds fries be expiring in an hour

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2 years

like why is life beating your ass this much?

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

4 years

guess who getting cheated on? not me im single, y’all be safe tho.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

“ post me “

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

who tryna be status viewers? 😔

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

can’t trust a hun that listens to playboi carti.

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@cartierjoseph_

2 years

went to nike for reflective gloves they said felo le tee finished them 😭

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4 years

best thing i did was learn to vibe by myself.

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4 years

your fellow african leaders won’t speak on what’s going on in africa but will be quick to wish trump a speedy recovery.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

leave yo pride with yo ex we communicate and apologize over here.

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4 years

i’ve mastered leaving people alone and never bothering them again.

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@cartierjoseph_

3 years

a decent amount of weapons formed against me have prospered

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

once i like you i automatically wanna start buying you shit 🙄

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@cartierjoseph_

3 years

if you posting pics on instagram daily you definitely going though something

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

how am i gonna explain 2020 to my kids?

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i never realize how friendless i am till i wanna go do something.

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

2 years

this aesthetic bores me cos they be the ones failing

sam ࿔

@fulminarey

2 years

uni life

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

nobody saying 2021 gonna be their year?

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

all i did was match energy and now i’ve only got like two friends.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i wanna shoot my shot but my crush looks bulletproof.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i hope the ceiling falls on those at groove.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

microwaves be like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i don’t even have a sleep schedule, i just pass out and hope i wake up.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

if you gonna diss me don’t call me ugly cos now you lyin.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

i can be on social media and not text back this my phone.

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@cartierjoseph_

4 years

cooking is a scam bro why it take longer to cook than to eat

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

3 years

im too pretty to be doin allat

Sinethemba.

@cnehshuga

3 years

If someone said “come outside” so y’all can fight, ungaphuma?

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

4 years

“hows life going" idk im trying to ignore it.

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damilola

@cartierjoseph_

1 year

its gonna be a long day for you man and drake once i peak

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