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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

Today David Lynch made a Minecraft torch

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

3 years

Everyone has said it, but I will too. The QRTs on this one are deeply troubling. Cinematography & lighting are ESSENTIAL aspects to filmmaking. Part of what defines the medium. This level of indifference and blandness on such an expensive scale is egregious but normalized.

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@SadHillDevan

3 years

This is the lighting that $200M USD gets you in 2021, apparently. Inflation is just killing the industry, folks.

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3 years

There is no excuse. Movies deserve to look better than this and audiences would know better if they weren't force-fed this stuff. Nothing I've said is provocative or new in any sense. Generic opinion.

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@filmlia

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5 years

Me doing my 15 minute rainy walk to my film class bc my stubborn ass won't buy an umbrella

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@carsonsmunn

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@cleoofffilm Can't remember the exact line but it def helps that at the club he tells Gabriel that him and "his God" will be found no matter where they hide

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@carsonsmunn

5 years

. .. ... Perhaps the racist didn't like the movie winning bc he's a racist idk

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5 years

Trump goes off on the Oscars for giving Best Picture to Parasite because it's a South Korean movie

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@carsonsmunn

5 years

Just moved to my new dance academy!

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@carsonsmunn

2 years

Bill Hader showing up and proving all you need is 30 minutes to move an audience. That was an exceptional finale w/ some really brilliant direction.

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@carsonsmunn

4 years

Oh god imagine how bad YouTube Rewind is going to be this year

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@carsonsmunn

4 years

I just hope Godzilla and Kong can look past their differences and realize they aren't so different after all

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

I love when people say Rian Johnson "doesn't understand" Star Wars as if Star Wars is some complex mathematical problem that only *some* people can understand. Rian just interpreted Star Wars differently from you get over yourself

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@carsonsmunn

3 years

@Walterj1998 @KhameekJ03 @ey2studios In any case, for a film of this range, I expect genuine dynamism and/or existential investment in the picture. Something the Raimi and Webb films did well in comparison. The perils of Spider-Man, if you will, don't register particularly well with the iCarly studio lighting.

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@carsonsmunn

4 years

The best thing about Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed is that it legitimately does all the things a great sequel should do

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@carsonsmunn

7 years

@edgarwright got a weird look asking for this, but it was worth it.

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@carsonsmunn

3 years

@Walterj1998 @KhameekJ03 Hmm. I don't feign to know all the tech of what I am criticizing here. I'm strictly working with theory and other contemporary/older films of a comparable/lesser budget. I say this all because, as far as my own viewing is concerned, I find it all very noticeable. 1/?

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@carsonsmunn

3 years

In this scene Evan Peters genuinely gives one of the best drunk performances I've ever seen on screen. Masterful work

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3 years

hbo peaked when they had drunk evan peters and kate winslet on screen together while mr. brightside played faintly in the background

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@carsonsmunn

5 years

Films👏don't👏have👏to👏answer👏the👏questions👏they👏ask👏 That's👏the👏job👏of👏the👏 audience👏

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

Target putting an accent over their logo (Tar-jay) is the biggest power move of the 21st century

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

Since everyone else is doing it

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

1 year

Have been thinking for years why Rise of Skywalker didn't work for me. I figured it out, and I fixed it.

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@carsonsmunn

3 years

After Dune I don't think I can go back to bagpipe-less sci-fi. Seems absolutely necessary for all sci-fi going forward.

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

3 years

Riddling little freak Paul Dano

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@vulture

3 years

'The Batman' trailer dances around that riddling little freak Paul Dano

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

The Last Jedi is just the best isn't it

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@carsonsmunn

5 years

Imma be here real soon

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@carsonsmunn

4 years

100 Gecs could do The Rite of Spring but Stravinsky could never do stupid horse

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

Don't talk to me I'm going through my emo phase again

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@carsonsmunn

6 years

Sleep deprivation is an aesthetic, mom.

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@carsonsmunn

6 years

@MEGAMOUW @jtimsuggs @suspiriamovie GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GOOD

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

Friendly reminder that it's 2018 and there's a legitimate, Hollywood produced Slenderman movie on its way.

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

If the government doesn't reopen in 15 minutes we are legally allowed to secede the union it's just the rules

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@carsonsmunn

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@carsonsmunn

5 years

Palpatine Snoke Kylo Vader

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

3 years

Really cool that we had this blockbuster trilogy just about pirates n shit

InSession Film

@InSessionFilm

3 years

Yeah, I’m just as in love with this ending. 🔥🔥🔥

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

If you watch CinemaSins I don't trust you

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@carsonsmunn

5 years

Luke before Empire Strikes Back: 💪 Luke after Empire Strikes Back: 🦾

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

mfw COVID vaccine

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@nypost

4 years

Brazilian President Bolsonaro claims COVID vaccine could turn people into alligators

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

The Last Jedi

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

@_harbinbh @ratgirldingus I just watch them as dumb superhero movies

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

Imagine thinking Andrew Garfield was the best Spider-Man.

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

1 year

@_Sheehogue_ There's something almost beautifully perverted about allowing Antichrist to exist in the same list as Mother! lmao

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

Hello I H A T E the term "artsy" Goodbye

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

He had to leave early, but we *did* make eye contact. @rianjohnson is such a brilliant and well spoken person. I have to speak to him again. Moreover, @KnivesOut is one of the best films of the year. Delightfully twisty and relevant. Go see it ASAP.

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

POV You're on a date with @jtimsuggs

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

The worst thing the film community ever did was normalize having a Letterboxd

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

Absolutely incredible improv comedy tonight

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

There is NOTHING more satisfying than when the name of the movie is said in the movie

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

8 years

Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's a Tuesday.

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

7 years

#BlackPanther is in my top list of superhero movies, but it feels like a disservice to call it just another hero movie. It is so, so, so much more.

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

Burning Paddington 2 Eighth Grade Hereditary The Old Man & the Gun Widows Annihilation Suspiria Wildlife Tully Thoroughbreds Won't You be My Neighbor Minding the Gap Shoplifters MI: Fallout The Tale Thunder Road Searching None of these are getting the credit they deserve

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

Some wealthy filmmaker better purchase the cinerama fast otherwise something like Disney is gonna come in and do this shit

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

@jtimsuggs Imagine telling them what happened immediately after😬

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

Little Women be like boom bam cinematography

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@carsonsmunn

5 years

*jazz music stops*

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

It's time to start it back up #carsonforpercy #makecarsonpercy

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

AAHHHHH

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

Remembering a time when my dorm was barren and all i cared about was Agent Dale Cooper

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

Bible Man

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

4 years

Zack Snyder’s ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ will have “an ending with a hero cameo that will blow hard-core fans’ minds.” (Source: )

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

I'm not here for Jack Grazer being typecasted as the kid-with-a-broken-arm

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

Attack of the Clones (2002)

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

When I say I want a goth gf, this is what I mean

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

This could literally be a horror movie about pizza and I would still complain when it inevitably doesn't come to my slack theater

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

*I still haven't seen The Irishman OR Parasite* Here is my current T10 of the year 1. Uncut Gems 2. Marriage Story 3. The Lighthouse 4. Booksmart 5. Midsommar 6. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 7. The Farewell 8. Knives Out 9. JoJo Rabbit 10. Ad Astra Pls see these

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

I am b!tches

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

I want to see Call Me By Your Name for the first time again

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@carsonsmunn

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POV you're at a family reunion bc your grandfather died and there's this weird southern detective wait was my grandfather killed? Up your ass.

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

Rip prince philip he won't get to finish Falcon and the Winter Soldier😢

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

Agent Cooper entered the strange and wonderful town of Twin Peaks on this day in 1989. Here are some random shots from Lynch and Frost's terrifying and hilarious dream.

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

I'm going to make a YouTube channel who's down I need views luv

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

This better be Shape of Water but with robots I will have it no other way

Bumblebee

@bumblebeemovie

6 years

Every adventure has a beginning. Watch the official teaser trailer for Bumblebee now, starring @HaileeSteinfeld and @JohnCena ! See #BumblebeeMovie in theatres this Christmas.

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

6 likes and I'll go to the Joker stairs and witness the highway to SoCieTy

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

I miss the La La Land days

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

Notice how things went to shit after Paddington 2 left theaters

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

3 years

@Walterj1998 @KhameekJ03 It certainly does like fine inasmuch as it looks like a properly generic low to mid budget film. Lighting that generically appreciates the actors and so on. Perhaps my friend @ey2studios can help out here because he has a more extensive eduction on this field.

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

Ok boomer

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

Avengers: I'm not kidding I think a serialized, mature scooby Doo show in the style of Scream would be incredibly captivating

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

"so how much Game of Thrones did you watch last night?"

Bloody Disgusting

@BDisgusting

6 years

Caption this with the last text you sent

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

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Laura Dern

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

J. K. Rowling shut up challenge

J.K. Rowling

@jk_rowling

4 years

If sex isn’t real, there’s no same-sex attraction. If sex isn’t real, the lived reality of women globally is erased. I know and love trans people, but erasing the concept of sex removes the ability of many to meaningfully discuss their lives. It isn’t hate to speak the truth.

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

You may simp

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

If you look like this DM me

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@carsonsmunn

5 years

POV you're talking about your favorite movies of the decade

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

Worst parts of Twitter -those vaguely uplifting tweets stolen from some Instagram account -everything in film Twitter -cartoonists that respond to any political figure -edge culture and those people that fish for compliments -lists of things that everybody already knows

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

a mistake

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@jtimsuggs

11 years

Guess who finally made a Twitter!

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

Yes my collar is popped no I won't put it back down it makes me look cool mom

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

6 years

@jtimsuggs "the gang does it a ninth time" Alternative title "the last Jedi 2" There's no disputing these

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

5 years

It's really impressive to see how mad people are getting over the fact that Deadpool 3 might not be R as if we even need a Deadpool 3 at all

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

4 years

Wandavison was good but hearing Wanda tell her children to "take care of the military" verbatim only for them to gently take away the soldiers' guns was so indicative of the MCU's inability to show the military as anything less than lawful neutral blockbuster investors

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carson🕷️

@carsonsmunn

7 years

Okay yeah #AQuietPlace was VERY tense. Probably my favorite movie of this year:/

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@carsonsmunn