I'm a lawyer, but I also have some useful skills. Tweets ≠ legal advice. Progressive AF. Married with Children. Life is Funny.
#DoggoAndDress
Cohost
@pardonpod
@dave618
@fauxed
She may currently be undergoing treatments that make her weak and sick, or cause her physical pain to walk, related to her breast cancer?
That’s the thing with other people’s business, though: we don’t know it and we don’t get to know it.
My husband’s company is making all staff come back into the offices starting this week, so today we went into the city and cleaned out his desk.
Also I guess he quit.
Elon Musk withdrew his bid to buy Twitter?
I’m sure the 100 trolls who told me I was an idiot for suggesting it was a pump and dump scheme will be apologizing imminently.
Thursday
Today I started lexapro.
I have resisted for years because I “didn’t want to be dependent” on something, but can no longer pretend my anxiety is manageable, or subject myself to it out of “principle.”
I need and deserve this help, and I’m not embarrassed to say so.
Our AirBNB host, who lives in the house next door, went out and bought arts and crafts supplies for my kids, just because he was delighted to have kids around.
How nice is that?!
@CalltoActivism
I’m not saying this is right but Hollywood was done with her 20 years ago because she got fat. They didn’t “just” blackball her. She was famous because she was hot and then she gained a lot of weight and they didn’t want her any more. So, the real reason is much worse.
Did we not cancel Hobby Lobby hard enough the first time? Quit shopping there, already! You really don't need any more wooden blocks that say "HOME" or "BLESSED," anyway.
I’m tired of the right using “groomer” as a catch all for everything they don’t like.
A groomer is a person who earns trust and then coaches someone into accepting victimization, usually sexual.
Letting kids learn that it’s ok to be LGBTQA isn’t “grooming” them.
I feel like this shouldn't have to be said, but telling a woman she'd look prettier without glasses is zero steps above suggesting she smile.
I know what I look like with and without my glasses. I've had my face for 37 years and I wear the glasses on purpose.
@Brian_Sauve
Dear Brian,
What you're describing is a "you problem," not a "me problem."
And the only reason I need to have to post whatever I want is that I felt like doing it.
You seem troubled, you should seek out an atheist for help.
I'd say I don't want to brag, but I won't lie to you:
I sat in on a Board Meeting today and got to hear one of the Directors praise my work, enough to make me blush.
Often my work is the thing I'm least confident about, so it was really nice to hear, and I'm feeling great!
If you’re thinking about telling someone they should change their body in some way, stop, think, and then don’t f*cking do it, you rude piece of sh*t.
If you’re thinking of making a joke about eating disorders, don’t f*cking do it. Eating disorders aren’t a topic for humor.
I forgot to post about it yesterday, but Jan 20, 2022 is the 10 year anniversary of when I learned I was in remission from Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.
While I feel lucky every day, each year mark brings a special kind of relief and gratitude.
Life is great and I’m thrilled to be here!
Shout out to those who’ve lost their mothers, those who’ve lost a child, those who struggle with their mothers/children, those who’ve struggled to become mothers, and those who don’t meet the traditional role of “mother.”
There is enough love and kindness to go around today! ❤️
@AndrewHGiuliani
@RudyGiuliani
Thoughts and prayers to your family during this difficult time.
Someone tapped my grandmother on the back once, and she’s dead now.
I’ve recently started watching the Supergirl series, and, as such, I just wanted to confirm that the below are, very obviously, two completely different women.
Please do me a favor and keep everything crossed for my sweet niece, who is currently in the OR having a kidney transplant. And for her grandfather's kind and generous wife, who is in there too, making the donation.
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
Happy Sunday!
My first baby turns five today. Happy birthday to my brilliant, funny, creative and sweet daughter. Though she be but little, she is fierce.
If you leave a cute gif or pic I’ll show it to her and she’ll smile.
Have a great day!
Thinking of starting a YouTube channel where I livestream myself sitting near tools and having too much anxiety to do any home improvements.
Episode 1 will be called, “Crying Next to the Pressure Washer My Friend Loaned Me.”
#HomeUnProvements
Good morning, happy Wednesday!
Somebody blocked me over my robe photo last night. Announced it and everything! So, enjoy it! Or freak out and tell everyone you’re blocking me!
Happy Tuesday!
My girl wanted to come with me to help make the coffee and breakfast. Of course this is the opposite of helpful but she’s so sweet. I miss wearing the kids like this and it was nice to get these mobile morning snuggles.
I hope you’re off too a lovely day!
I just asked my four year old if she knows where my colored pencils are, and she told me I need to be responsible for my own stuff.
Not sure whether I’ve succeeded in teaching her to be responsible or condescending.
#MomMoment
Thank you to the 10,000 people who decided to follow me, and to everyone else who has been subjected to my tweets and hasn't gone out of their way to block me. Tweeting with, to, and at you, continues to be a great pleasure.
💕Mwah💕
I know you are probably bored of
#DoggoAndDress
, so, I bring you
#CatAsAHat
.
(Jk I’m still absolutely going to post my dog/dress pics whether you like it or not).
I’m angry that companies who have successfully had a fully remote workforce for 15 months are now arbitrarily demanding a return to the office.
IMO this is a pure power move to exert control over employees. It shows a complete lack of respect and appreciation for workers.
Our plans didn’t shake out like we’d hoped, due to a questionable at home rapid test for little dude.
Are we disappointed? Absolutely: this sucks!
But we’re together in a safe, warm house, little dude has no signs of illness, and we have sweet matching jammies.
#Perspective
I’ve noticed I get the least engagement on posts that mention my period.
MENSTRUATION!
~50% of adults deal with it often, and there is no shame or taboo in that.
Do not care if you think talking about a universal issue is TMI.
Thank you for coming to my RED talk.
Don't ever take a road trip with me unless you're prepared to hear me sing along with every song, including most of the guitar parts.
This tweet is based on several true stories.
I wasn’t really an atheist until I joined Twitter. Interacting with atheists didn’t sway me toward atheism: religious zealots did.
There’s leading by example, and there’s apparently leading away from your example.