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Baudrillard's America

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3 years

No accidents, no catastrophes, no terrorism, no traffic-jams on the freeways, no panic and no Soviets.

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@delilaahhhhhh @WatkinsLondon @madi_nicole2002 daddy’s money

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Which way western man

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carlita

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This would make me blush omfg you wouldn’t get it

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why did a guy send me this

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carlita

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Thinking about the french revoluotion

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5 years

Goodbye

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3 years

📍

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carlita

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6 years

@jakegrnr @jovanmhill This is so powerful... literally crying rn omg...

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carlita

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4 years

Shut the fuck up holy shit

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carlita

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5 years

Conservatives preparing to make “i identify as” jokes

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carlita

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4 years

Click through this chain to see what these millionaire celebrities just donated!! ❤️

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@smashmouth @WackRatGif

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@kobychill She’s homophobic

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carlita

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3 years

Alberto Giacometti - The Artist's Mother

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@MaitlandTiller @35mmGuitarRiff @brckhmptn

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@bentenmen564 @ScreamTeamAngi @Paisley_35 @14Freddyp Sis it would be 999...

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carlita

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2 years

Paintings by my grandfather

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carlita

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3 years

superman when he puts on his glasses

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carlita

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4 years

I never fucked jovan, I never fucked jake.. all my life man fucks sake

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carlita

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6 years

@AnthemofSirens @NetHistorian tanacon

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carlita

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5 years

@CarmineSabia I suppose never leaving your basement helps with that too 💞

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carlita

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4 years

It just doesn’t add up 😭

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ok me

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carlita

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5 years

“Serving in Iraq”? In that outfit?

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carlita

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3 years

We are the gay sons of the thot daughters you wouldn’t choose

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carlita

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4 years

Ok is it just me or like.... is EDs becoming suuuuper popular for like 14/15 girls recently bc like omg I’ve seen so many super skinny girls and I’m like:/ I feel like it’s way more than normal or maybe I’m going crazy

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carlita

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6 years

@kikithepiIot @chrissyteigen @cliffxcx And one you’re fixin to keep..

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Armenians on here

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carlita

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4 years

Timothy Chalamet after he reads the new Grammy requirements

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carlita

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2 years

>looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym eats or chews >she doesnt understand >I pull out illustrated diagram explaining whats chewing and whats eating >she laughs and says "it eats sir" >buy a membership >it chews

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carlita

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2 years

Finished

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carlita

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5 years

This interaction !?;$$!?&&!!

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4 years

Me on the airplane of ideology

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carlita

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5 years

How do @lesbians exist when there’s guys like this 😍😍😍😍😍

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carlita

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3 years

no I get it

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carlita

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3 years

This hs been the cover photo for @our family group chat for about like seven months and I still don’t know what it means

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carlita

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4 years

*Watches a movie about a gay man and his unrequited friend going on a road trip and pretty much alone the entire movie* “what if there was a two minute scene where two women didn’t talk about anything related to the character driven plot?😍”

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carlita

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5 years

The housing market in 2008

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carlita

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I love speculating like hmmm.... i wonder

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carlita

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3 years

I love philosophy so much … like yass ideas

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carlita

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5 years

@huntychan Married 💕 three kids 💕 inevitable divorce on the horizon

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carlita

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4 years

Goodmorning

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carlita

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2 years

Fish in 1,000,000,000 BC

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Legs are coming soon! Are you excited? 🎉

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carlita

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Going back to bed

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carlita

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2 years

Afromaxxing update

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carlita

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On the beach in beautiful Tiny Ontario Canada

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carlita

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2 years

Does anyone have any tips for waking up in the morning

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carlita

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My outfit for the lesbian sports bar

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carlita

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5 years

@lildeezie @lilwitch999 Hope it flops 💞

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carlita

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5 years

Remember kids: if you leave a problem long enough it either goes away or ruins your life

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carlita

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5 years

Currently obsessed with the phenomenon of gay men who post selfies on their twitter getting more pornographic in their content as they spiral down a feedback loop of social media interaction

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carlita

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4 years

@rahmadelinaa_ @harrisontomg God doesn’t pay the bills though