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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

this is literally me if you even care 🩶🩶🩶💕

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

I did the same thing dw

𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖞 ⚔️

@graveghostie

1 month

GUYS I HAVE NOT DONE HRT I AM NOT A TRANS WOMAN IM SORRY TO DECEIVE YOU BY LOOKING LIKE A TWINK AS A TEEN

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@captainkeir

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This in the next pit

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@captainkeir

2 months

@sleepyangeldom Brain stops working for a few seconds, like genuinely can't think, and when it starts back up it's less coherent? Otherwise knees feel weak if I'm standing and hands feels tingly like when I'm anxious but in a good way. Chest gets warm.

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

Bro, I honestly do NOT care who I make uncomfortable by making out w my husband Stop staring Or keep staring Whatever you're into idk

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@Mhuyo

1 month

literally my worst experience ever just in general in life

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

Plot twist you can be even more punk and just build your own

𓆩♱𓆪 𝖗𝖊𝖓 𓆩♱𓆪

@vampren_

1 month

guys i thrifted a coffin shelf today

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

Need to drop acid in a k hole I got a bone to pick with God she owes me

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

16 days

There is NO reason why I can't use this for watching @Pornhub

the finite physicist

@FinitePhysicist

16 days

there isn't a single GOOD reason why we aren't using the las vegas sphere as a venue for physics talks

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

@RegencyGraham Hannibal is intentionally doing something that's keeping him blind so will is forced to continue using him as a crutch, both literally and metaphorically. Will refusing to use a cane or stick so we see Hannibal carrying jt everywhere for when Will finally agrees.

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

13 days

Had to lock it in last night

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@captainkeir

1 month

all men do thus i don't understand

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@captainkeir

2 months

@aaabbbcccccbbb @OneSeaElephant @Movieblocktimus @MasonR4689 @scott_landmann @ABorlandFan88 @thechosenberg @whotfisjovana Holy shit that line is fire

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@captainkeir

2 months

Me and @bonesofadoe creating the secret third bunny option as I speak (after the ghoul awakens)

Simple Nick (Shop is Open!)

@simple_nicks

2 months

I've been made aware of a third option?

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@captainkeir

26 days

"knotpocket" makes my brain feel funny

kitkat 🐶ΘΔ

@yurichewtoy

27 days

shh no fussing, butt up for mommy. i let u sleep in my bed. butt up now such a drowsy puppy~ i know it's early. but mommy really needs this ur body knows it needs mommy's litter too just let mommy inside ok? mmmph there we go~ shh, stay quiet~ such a good knotpocket for me~

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@captainkeir

23 days

@m_arf_an @bonesofadoe "Small penis shaped pill" is def a strange pet name for your partner, but it seems cute enough

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@captainkeir

1 month

I'm so jealous wtf

Wasted Water Pipes

@PeaceRoseShephe

1 month

I did it… look how good my bongs look on it!✨

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@captainkeir

1 month

board i had a vision of that gripped me please im crying whoever she is i need her

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

Idk WHAT you're serving but I'll take a slice

🍊🌿Jaffa🌿🍊

@sodayeena

1 month

Important message

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

30 days

@lobotomizedarts Bros too young to even HAVE sex let alone talk about other people's

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@captainkeir

2 months

@RegencyGraham He really thinks Jack can't smell him 😔 The boy thing

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

19 days

All done :)

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

15 days

Idc if they're bad they're the first I've ever made <33 Love being a kid when I couldn't before 🩵🖤🐳💀

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG *BUZZER* BAD DOG

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

28 days

HOW am I supposed to go on existing in this world when there are SO many HOT people like my HUSBAND and my MOOTS and and AUGH IM SICK OF IT

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

These two

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@omo_core

1 month

my fav trope ever

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@captainkeir

2 months

HEY this is what our house looks like smh @lobotomizedarts this is what yall have to look forward to lmao /jk

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

Love is grotesque and I wish I was the most vile, disgusting creature to ever inflate it's own lungs because maybe it would mean I was close enough to loving you before it was too late for us both.

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@bonesofadoe

2 months

everything that isn't love is grotesque

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

3 months

NEED this as some kind of fuck ass OC Someone make this shit neOW

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@creepydotorg

3 months

29. Muntjac deer

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

Just got home, I lied, will post photos when I get them In the meantime, this is basically what happened I absolutely fucking LOVE this gift piece from @Agavegator 😭😭😭😭🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

15 days

@tboyhilson That one episode where they go flying

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

GO BUY US FREE STUFF /j

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@captainkeir

2 months

Planning and plotting for this year maybe trading handmade gifts with moots tht are comfy with it?

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

21 days

Husband JUST told me I posted a pic of fucking Garuda by mistake ANYWAY IM EXCITED FOR KOUMEI

🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

21 days

SO EXCITED SHES SO FUXKING CUTE GSHSJDKDDD

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

Bro needs an empathy exercise

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@SwannMarcus89

2 months

I don't understand why people freak out about this picture given that it might be the single most easily avoidable death to ever happen to someone

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

People don't just pay for a ticket. Will those refunds cover travel expenses? Food? Housing? What about all the disabled fans that struggled just to be able to leave their houses? What abput pto? How many people lost their only days off to attend this? Practice empathy

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

@drugsniffingpup it might be my 3rd death but it's required for me to try at some point in my life

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@captainkeir

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

@oncloud_e I've never seen your page before, so please don't get mad if people say this a lot, but you look exactly like Evanna Lynch as Luna Lovegood in the Harry Potter movies to me //pos 🩶🩶

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

25 days

@kleptocrow Narcane but for daterape drugs Ik it's not what you were going for but still a thought

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

crying and sobbing and pissing myself bc my husband won't let me try coke

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

1 month

If his parents ruin our wedding then our honeymoon is going to turn into a homicide suicide

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@captainkeir

1 month

I love fat little sharks so much Moodboard making time

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

16 days

I'm a genius I can make little inside pockets for my patch pants and stuff shit in em so I can steal more en bulk And I can decorate them so the bulk from all the stuff looks like the pants

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@captainkeir

2 months

aIton (n$fw dni)🍉

@euclicide

2 months

i genuinely feel like ive stumbled into alternate reality twitter. do any of you recognize a single reference in this thread????

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@captainkeir

1 month

PERIOD THE WE WEEK OF Y WEDDING?????? MORE LIKELY THAN IT SEEMS GOING TO DIE

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

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I think The only thing worse than a parent that doesn't think they caused part of your trauma Is one who knows they did and just Don't actually care She just pretends to feel bad because she knows she should But she doesn't Not really Neither of them do

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

An angel looses it's wings when food isnt made for a princess or smt idk 😔😔

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

@kdlf_ Let us pay to put our own comments lol

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@captainkeir

2 months

Ik someone else probably did this but Ovulation week vs period week

out of context house m.d.

@nocontexthousem

2 months

Ovulation week vs period week

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@captainkeir

2 months

Wish I had a little bucket with all my friends stuffed in it and I could just pick them up when I was lonely

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

Calling El*n a ghoul is an insult to ghouls

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@captainkeir

29 days

@drugsniffingpup I love when ppl comment abt how unhealthy this is like you don't know what you're doing 🤭

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@captainkeir

2 months

We don't care WHAT you are pussy havers ONLY energy

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@captainkeir

2 months

I NEED TO GET SO FUCKED UP IN HERE WITH SOME FRIENDS WTFFFF

Kelly Eden

@kellyeden

2 months

Thinking about that time I completely redesigned my room into a vintage powder room, decided I didn’t like it, and changed it back. It was cute for 6 months tho

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@captainkeir

2 months

Unironically love whatever this aesthetic is

The Notorious J.O.V.

@whotfisjovana

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

@switch_n_smirk First of all, fucking love Skaven, 100% who I would play if I wasn't in 40k first Second, they would talk exactly like the skaven do but with growls instead of sniveling

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

Cooking

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

Me too though

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@captainkeir

2 months

I need irl friends so we can get high and watch shit like this while we design dildos together

✨Addie✨

@switch_n_smirk

2 months

casual regress and watch formative YTPs tonite, queen??

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@captainkeir

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My high ass gonna be sick by the time he's done making these

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@captainkeir

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@captainkeir

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Guys I'm getting married tomorrow Gonna get high af tonight bc I still don't have shoes, makeup, or hair but oh well (Tomboy fallacy, I don't know how to do makeup like genuinely I never learned and don't wanna look like a clown((cute)) at my own wedding)

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@captainkeir

19 days

This hairstyle and color would fix me tbh I DO NOT care that ramona has it Fuck Scott pilgrim

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@captainkeir

28 days

Also these are SO good

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@captainkeir

2 months

I love learning shit dude it's so fun Yall should check random shit out sometimes I started re-learning about Malcom X and now I'm reading about how the white race was created by a black evil scientist and how there's supposed proof? Idk haven't gotten that far yet.

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@captainkeir

1 month

Anyone else obsessed with this movie when it came out as a kid??

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

Might start posting my minis to get back into painting them but idk Probably be on main

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

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I've never embroidered before and don't know wtf a stabilizer is but I'll rock it anyway

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

16 days

Me but these are just both of my hands

♛.𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕘.♛ 🏁

@Reddark_ish

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The auto mechanic vs fursuit maker

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@captainkeir

2 months

After the week I've had? This shit looks good af rn

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@captainkeir

2 months

When you tried to be funny but you came off as weird af 😭😭😭💀💀

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🔞annie🔞

@captainkeir

2 months

I LOVE MY HUSBAND!!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Spooky Bee ➡️ Scotiacon 2025 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@FunneeBee

2 months

Show me your phone wallpapers. This is mine :3

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@captainkeir

1 month

Truth Mountain Population me You're hot 🔥

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@captainkeir

2 months

@murderouswill S3 itself is good in my opinion considering they knew it was going to be the last season It's not my favorite but I can still enjoy it honestly

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@captainkeir

2 months

Haha furry at work

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@captainkeir

1 month

I NEED an irl friend I can get high at the park with and gush over our pinterest boards together

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@captainkeir

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Love my husband

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@captainkeir

2 months

Ok follower of chaos

MALLGOTH

@xXMALLGOTHXx

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TRANS RIGHTS ARE HARDCORE

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@captainkeir

2 months

Peep the wedding registry LMAOOOO There's a fucking $1000 gift card option this is sending me BUY ME BUGS 🐛 🐌🦋🐜🐝🪲🐞🦗🪳🦂🕷🦟🪰

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@captainkeir

2 months

Not me only JUST realizing Mads is a GILF not DILF

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@captainkeir

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LEARNIHG HOW TO CROCHET AGAIN BCMY HUSBAND LOVED THIS GAME AS A KID AND I WANNA MAKE THESE LITTLE GUYS THEYRE SO CUUUUTE

Lily Moon suits

@LilySuits

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Anyone else know what viva piñata is? Back in a little hyper fixation on it right now 😅😂 and I have the desire to make plushies from them, but I doubt I can do it. But omg imagine a geckie or newgat or any other one of them as a plush.

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@captainkeir

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Letting a puppyboy use my thighs as earmuffs is peak gaming position

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@captainkeir

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@m_arf_an The amount of people that don't even know just pinching makes any injection more bearable

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@captainkeir

26 days

chat should i work on patch pants, models, or dildos? wanna do the dildos least but they should be worked on the most

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@captainkeir

2 months

Haha kitty

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@captainkeir

1 month

VAN HELSING 💯 💯 🔥🔥🗣😤😤🗣🥵🥵👌👌🙏🙏🙏👌🥵🥵🔥🗣🥵🥵🗣🥵👌💥💥💥💢🗣🗣🗣💢😤😤💥💥🙏😤😤💥💥🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥💥💪💢💪💪😤🫶🥵💢🥵💢🔥🔥💥

david Lee roth

@splintersofice

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werewolf enthusiasts. did we like the ones in van helsing or the ones in underworld more.

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@captainkeir

2 months

LOOK AT ALL THE BUGS I SEE AT WORK I LOVE BUGS 🐛 🐌🦋🐜🐝🪲🐞🦗🕷🪳🦂🦟🪰🪱

The Notorious J.O.V.

@whotfisjovana

2 months

reply with a pic you’ve taken

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@captainkeir

1 month

The well I draw my feelings from is simply Too deep for others to see the bottom And most are too afraid to take the dive

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@captainkeir

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@kleptocrow Deadass looking at it I don't think it'd be that hard to make The underside is done corset style for tightening Hardest part for me would be making the spikes by hand or finding smt local to use as a substitute

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@captainkeir

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Gonna turn little FREAK <3 into embroidery patch so I don't go insane