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captainfaq • riot games are useless era

@captain_faq

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Thread of nonsense Twitter gay tweets in my favourites

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you can see exactly what violet chachki was talking about being around her is like 😭😭

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YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! EVEN SATIRE!

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Because she wore a pretty outfit? Girl she still nasty on the inside

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I’m dead serious when I say this mf will be the next Austin wolf

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Someone added googly eyes to the #DunePart2 worms, and I am not OK.

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fixed it ❤️

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Jeremy Allen White for Calvin Klein.

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For those wondering..

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for those in denial.. the table:

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*fire drill alarm* teacher: OMG EVACUATE!!!! girl named Eväk : i know i ate 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾

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killing myself in front of them and changing the trajectory of their lives forever

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Paris holding the rest of his forehead

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Bro I can’t stop fucking laughing at this

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This is crazy lmfaoooo

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the way they were just doin shit in sine from above remix ☠️

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how it started how it’s going

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@ThatNiggaAFool @CamieeCamm @teopgnuoy How you know everybody saying it's fake was right all along. The virus always been in the vaccine

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@subtle_noticer @VermilViathan Except the API was free and shit like this was never intentionally coded into it. Whataboutism “pattern recognition specialist”

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Corny boomers

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@dilfbussyactii “wolf” in the stage name too his ass will get got

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@houseofboochie Her face at the end like she just dropped a nice fart?

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NSW police just said they were GRATEFUL to the murderer of Jesse Baird & Luke Davies for leading them to the bodies. It took him HOW many days?! I fucking hate this commissioner with every bone in my body. I hope she truly rots in hell. Resign Karen Webb you sick fuck

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that guy so ugh lee yall need to be fr

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@whoisaddison Just finished listening to obsessed by addison rae. Currently lost for words, crying real tears sis, this is quite possibly, quite literally, sincerely, the worst possible music I have ever heard. My ears are dripping with blood, currently on my way to the emergency room.

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Literally one month ago

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Yall gays need to literally step away from your phones filled with p0rn and sexual activities cuz it’s literally ROTTING ur brains.

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@park_fav @KayziaJanay @jessicacaylahh some of us are neurodivergent and gather our thoughts better when we can think about our replies for a moment, chatting irl doesn’t always give us that chance but we do try 😟

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@marknlife face card 😭😭 unserious oomf

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@LeviRietveld @Dexerto Said the one in the crypto industry

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@TaylorBold @thering26 It’s a legend actually, nothing better than cat in the hat and an edible 😭

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oomf every night

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NSW police letting ppl like Beau Lamarre into their ranks that have a clear history of unhealthy stalking behaviour & are known among their community to be a fucking weirdo & ARMING them with a gun is so rotten. @nswpolice is rotten to the core. We need a royal commission. NOW.

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@miz_irritating the best part in question

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me: Peter don't touch that peter: *touches it* me:

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Pleek

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People thinking I’m shaming customer service workers you’ve got it twisted, I’m laughing at the fall from grace and the successful destruction of a platform of a racist ass. Actions have consequences and he was very grown when he pulled his stunts. Now have a giggle

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Lana buying her dress at the mall is the most Lana Del Ray moment ever

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Oh he knows📸

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I’m dead serious when I say this mf will be the next Austin wolf

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And to the porn addicts mad at me you are not going to tell me shite like human trafficking portrayal is normal

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@sweatsuitsavage @captain_faq Not Men but these are his

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the AirPod colour??? 😭😭😭

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Updated our Safari Web Extension so now you can get AirPods Pro motion data in the browser Works on Safari for iOS and Mac Works with AirPods Pro, AirPods (3rd gen), AirPods Max, and Beats Fit Pro

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@noorkindasus @CarlosSwiftD @Ben122500 @alexstevo_ @DdpKendrick @gonegirlfilm If you can still follow what’s going on it absolutely is. I do this on a second monitor frequently

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@TikTac17 @RoseSilicon @Hmm_Lemon_Lime @REVERSALx7 @Volcar_OHNO

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@subtle_noticer @VermilViathan recognise this L freak

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“we need to generate the electricity” Kylie & Kendall Jenners long lost sister named Ouiknëedtew Jenner: i know i ate 💋💅

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@sweatsuitsavage they’re HIS studios…

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@keyon Scrolling replies and just seeing clickbait “inspirational” videos or videos of space or weird animals like girl I wanna see some shit talking move

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kindergarten teacher: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 kid named Won Tufree-Forfyve ScSavin: I KNOW I ATE SIS💅🏽💋

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fyi: this was not meant to be seen, idk the name, idgaf about this game, idgaf what he done I was just thirsty

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side legs?!!?? 😭😭

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Out of ALL the fake bullshit media on this app this is the ONE single time I’ve ever seen this from the API drama. Twitter/Elon SCRAMBLING

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Some of you have absolutely never been in this sort of confrontation judging by the fact you expected him to deadass say “did you call me the f slur”… stan twitter stays detached from real life 😭

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suspended so reposting face🧍

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Every bodily fluid of his… I need it

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“your ugly bangs” fkfjdnfkfbshdj this dragggg is killing me

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@mslauralovely_ Idk how’s it’s almost the most random shjt

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THIS IS SO??!!!$/&/&

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@itskeyon This is the last straw with you

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dumb and dumber the pair of them are, nobody wants rich peoples prayers anymore. open that purse stoopid

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Kylie Jenner issues a statement regarding the tragedy at Astroworld Festival: “Travis and I are broken and devastated... I want to make it clear we weren’t aware of any fatalities until the news came out after the show and in no world would have continued filming or performing.”