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Just a girl from Brooklyn living with takotsubo cardiomyopathy AKA Broken Heart Syndrome. Medical 🍃 patient, cooking my meds & smoking & vaping them.

Tacoma, WA
Joined December 2020
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@canna__momma
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3 years
GIVEAWAY: Florida/Georgia people only (for now). Winner picked when I hit 5k. I will travel to you & cook you an infused meal of your choice, I supply all ingredients. Like, tag 1 person & retweet.💚 #Mmemberville #mondaythoughts #Food
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@canna__momma
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Kicking off the new year with some self care and self love. Take care of you today💚
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Flying out in 14 days, had to cover those grey hairs 🤣 whatch out yall, Mommas on the move ✈
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Morning trip to the cemetery to see the ancestors. Dinner with a few of many cousins (Im the youngest of 27 grand children) at a local Irish pub that serves guiness at 37 degrees, I ♥ this version of Christmas.
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@canna__momma
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Finally a good night sleep, 26 here overnight, 1 piece thermals and a fat purple kush blunt. Whatcha smoking on?
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@canna__momma
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Northern lights and an afternoon at the hot springs, just what the doctor ordered 💚
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Somebody asked about 3 things to cheer me up. When I'm defeated I take out a new pair of Victoria secret ruched back panties, hemp bubble 🛀 & a new🕯 These 3 simple things are an act of self ❤ & they remind me I'm worth fighting for. Thanks @EHunt_6969 for the perspective 💚
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@canna__momma
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Natural, cause it's how God made me. I'm 51, covered in scars emotional & physical but every day I'm here, facing front towards the enemy. Never give up 💚 Weed saved my life.
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@canna__momma
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Guess who got hired 🙂 I'm the new head chef at the Island Grill and golf course. All praise to God 🙏
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@canna__momma
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11 months
Today I choose inner peace and weed..
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1 year
51 today, this is my season, this is my time. I've lived, grieved & hurt enough for 5 lifetimes. Survived so many things just to be here today. 3yrs after my 12hr heart attack, I'm still here, I'm still standing & I'm still a believer. 💚 Weed saved my life. #Mmemberville
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@canna__momma
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3 years
I've graduated to a bong for my wake n bake 😁
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@canna__momma
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Made it in safe, shower, fast meal now time for a phat weed nap 😁
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@canna__momma
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3 years
Is it ok to smoke the whole blunt? 🤣
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@canna__momma
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Christmas eve & I've got nowhere to be, ain't bought 1 🎁, no 🎄 or 🦃. I've been a mother, wife, daughter for 51 Christmases. This year I'm just Mel, & I'm gonna enjoy this time, self reflection, self love & showering myself with acts of kindness 💚 This is my season #blessed
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@canna__momma
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Motivational Monday, 1 year ago I couldn't walk. Left Achilles rupture, right knee replacement. What a blessing to be able to get in & out of the tub for a nice bubble bath 💚 today I'm motivated to do great things.
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@canna__momma
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Ending my day the same way I started it, with acts of self ♥. Topaz bath bomb, 🎶 The Isley Brothers on pandora, & a purple punch full spectrum cart from Surterra Wellness. Did you show yourself some love yourself today? Stay up stoners 💚 #Mmemberville
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@canna__momma
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Feet up, 🏈 on, 3 gram blunt burning, it's Sunday yall 💚 waiting on my #Jets what yall doing today? #Mmemberville
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@canna__momma
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I haven't given up, Im just gathering strength for the next battle. 💚
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Happy Monday beautiful stoners. Today I am 49, almost didn't make it here. Weed saved my life. Weed is my 💉 Love is my ⛪ Spreading good vibes my mission. Stoners rule the 🌎
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@canna__momma
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Today I choose self care 💚
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2 years
@AngelOfCannabis False, only heat increases THC potency usually during the decarbloxation process. I buy an 18% strain. Grind & bake on cookie sheet at 180° for 30 minutes, that bud now has almost 60% THC, add to morning smoothie and away we go 👽 My 2 cents 😁
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@canna__momma
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It's gonna take 3 grams of Galactic Monkey to 🚀 to the moon, whatcha smoking on stoners? #Mmemberville
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Weed, keeping me alive since 2019! #Mmemberville
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This girls getting married today but first a trip to the local hand made candy shop!
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@canna__momma
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Getting our marriage license on Thursday. We've been in love since 14 & 15, its finally OUR time. Praise Jehovah 🙏
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@canna__momma
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Dreams do come true and love wins ❤️
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Thank God for medical Marijuana 💚
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King Palm filed with 2 grams of Flamingo Kush. Yes plz!
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@canna__momma
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Happy Friday beautiful stoners 💚 Todays gonna be long & rough so I'm preparing myself. Stoners rule the 🌎 #Mmemberville
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@canna__momma
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Stoner HELP needed. They say Achilles tendon surgery is very painful to recover from. I refuse to take any opioid's. So tell me which strains do you use for pain? Vape & flower strains, please drop the name. 💚 and remember stoners rule the 🌎 #Mmemberville #thursdayvibes
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@canna__momma
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@EmergMedDr @ZeldaAGabriel From a developmental standpoint both boys & girls have the same amount of breast tissue until puberty. Men have breast tissue directly behind the nipple, just like women. Thanks for the lesson Zelda, you taught me that even folks in college can accept personal bias over facts.
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Made it to the besties house safe and sound, we leave for the airport at 4am tomorrow, my trip has officially started. #skippingchristmas
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@canna__momma
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Weed, saved my life 💚
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Headed to the springs for some 🌞 & relaxing.
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Fighting in my sleep, rolled over hard, hit my right eye on the corner of the nightstand yup gonna be rocking a black eye for a few 🤣 purple punch & lunch with the bestie, what you smoking on today stoner's? 💚 #Mmemberville
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@canna__momma
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Next level of self care, a trip to the dispensary for some Purple Punch shout out to @surterra in Ocala. Shinedown on pandora and sun on my face 💚
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@canna__momma
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Happy Friday stoners, smoking on some Wedding Cake this beautiful morning, whatcha smoking on? Stoners rule the 🌍 #Mmemberville
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Yall are too kind!
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51 😁
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QT with your age. Mine? 39
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It's the bear claw 🛀 for me. No matter how much I get beat down by life, this 30min ritual erases all that. Papaya punch vape, a few glasses of malbec & Kane Brown 🎶. I survived, I'm gonna be ok, I can handle this.... weed saved my life 💚 #Mmemberville
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@canna__momma
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Fentanyl laced weed has finally reached our tiny county, God help us 💔 1 box= 2 doses, thats only 1/2 the amount it takes to stop a Fentanyl overdose. #Fentanyl
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this...
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1st time trying badder.... it smells delicious. Whatcha smoking on tonight stoners? Weed saved my life #Mmemberville
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I will walk normally again! No pain, no gain.
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Forgiving what you can't forget, that's today's goal 💚
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rolled my 1st smokable blunt 😍
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2 days ago cough & fever, daughter rushed her down to Arnold Palmer 🏥 Baby has covid, despite being born over 6 months ago, because she was a micro premie (2lbs) her lungs are not the lungs of a 6 month old. Im here with a rosary, sage, 🔮 & positivity, I know shes a warrior, ❤
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Infused lasagna, it's what's for dinner 💚 #Mmemberville
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Presidential kush & vitaminwater got me feeling good this afternoon
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@canna__momma
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Smoked, breakfast, morning swim, pedicure, repeat. 💚 Stoners rule the 🌎 #Mmemberville
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Marriage license in hand 🫶
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I'll be 52 this October, how old will you be this year?
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4 more days then I'm ✈ out, stay tuned!
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Today, I'm closing 1 🚪 and opening the next. I will lay all this trauma down and go forward unbroken and with peace in my soul, I owe myself that much ♥ #SelfLove
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2020, 1 plant (which I was conditioned to fear as a gateway drug), saved my LIFE. I was 47 & scared of weed, but a die hard @SnoopDogg fan since day 1. I convinced myself to come on Twitter simply to thank Snoop for enlightening me💚 try it, it will change your life 🍃💨
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Nothing can stop me I'm all the way up 🎶
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@canna__momma
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Getting my Achilles injected with steroids at 0800. Somebody save me 🎶
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1st night in WA, dabs, rose petals bath and a bottle of my favorite 🍷
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@canna__momma
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Ok calling all artists, I'm looking to get a cover up, in the form of a wrap around corset. I'm looking for a design like this minus all the black ink. I'd like to use Japanese Cherry Blossoms instead of roses... takers?
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Touchdown Seattle...welcome to the wild wild west 💚
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Cannabis infused lasagna its what's for dinner 💚
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got to see my baby first thing this morning ❤
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Good Monday morning stoners, let's smoke the good stuff & lift eachother up this lovely day. I'm tokin' some Purple Punch with my ☕, whatcha smoking on this beautiful Monday? Life is worth living, every single day, there is joy all around us, go find you some💚 #Mmemberville
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Beautiful morning in Tampa... up, up and away!
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@canna__momma
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52 and counting. I'm so thankful for the many blessings of this last year. You guys are some of those blessings. I don't know how I got here but on God...I'm thankful!
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Today I took the hill! Ain't no stopping me now 💚
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Today's meal, canna infused chicken & dumplings. 💚
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Monday morning probation and blunt. Happy Valentines day beautiful stoners 💋 stoners rule the 🌎 #Mmemberville
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@canna__momma
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Waking to some rso hazelnut coffee and a bowl full of Cross of the Titans, working on making today great 💚 where's my Tuesday morning tokers & smoker's? #PP
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Giant nugs lets roll up 420 💚
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I'm alive yall... just easin into 2022 💚
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Love always wins ♥ #BlessedAndGrateful
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Leaving at 430AM for Tampa airport, Seattle be on the look out 💚
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@canna__momma
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After a ❤ issue before Christmas dinner, which I missed 😪 Im slowing getting around. This body might be weak AF but my spirits strong & my soul is in God's hands so all I can do now is medicate, 🙏 & wait for my body to rebound. No matter what, Stoners rule the fucking 🌎
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Step 1 Beach Step 2 blunt Step 3 chill
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Happy Saturday beautiful stoners. Today is my grand daugters 1st birthday party. Our little miracle baby. ❤ #Mmemberville
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We made it! A wing and a prayer, the hope of a better life and pure faith brought us here. Now let's smoke! Puget Sound behind me, wind in my face, and baby for the 1st time in years I'm alive! Today, I'm gonna enjoy that, I'll worry about rebuilding tomorrow.
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My 1st 4/20 in a recreational state, Berry Poppins preoll was 2 dollars! I have to smoke solo cause I don't know any local stoners. Whatcha smoking today? Weed saved my life, this is my 4th time celebrating 420, looking forward to many more💚 #Mmemberville #pnw #420day
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Ruptured my Achilles tendon, seeing the surgeon in the morning. The good news is I got plenty of weed. Stoners rule the 🌎 #Mmemberville #HumpDayVibes
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51 and Counting 😁
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3 days later jet lag kicks in right before worship 😅 vaping some Purple Punch to keep me focused and calm. Whatcha smoking on today? #Mmemberville
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I havnt seem her in a month... gramms baby is getting big ❤
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Ok its official I washed him & the grey out my hair. "When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple". I am proudly, battle scars & all marching towards 50. 10/11 I'm gonna go all purple. Smoke on stoners- we run this shit. #stoners #oldlady #selflove
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I declare this grown folks day! 💚 While I appreciate the kind words & generous offers (🤣) , I got to ask you 20/30 somethings to stay out my DMs. I'm 51 damn years old can't do anything with an under 50yr old cause I'm all the way grown 🙂
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Today I choose the #Jets I don't know why 🤷‍♀️ but that's my team. #StraightoutofBrooklyn
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First time in 7 weeks that I've been able to shower myself 😁 Tom Petty, papaya 🎂 blunt, cast cover, wheelchair, showerchair it wasn't easy but damn I'm finally almost independent again! Cast off 7/18 then boot. This here is a marathon folks & ur girl is fighting to the finish.
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