people who ship misa L and light all together give the same energy as poly team 7 shippers. the two guys obviously are way more obsessed with e/o and had the most effort put into their relationship, but people feel bad that the woman was written poorly and pushed to the side
Why are 90% of people's "headcanons" about Sasuke just him being a monster? It's never, "oh I think he'd like cinnamon", or "I bet he's good at chess", it's always "he's a CHEATING, ABUSIVE, MISOGYNIST WHO HATES HIS KID."
I've never seen another character treated this way 🥴.
I really hate it when yall act like ino is so much better than sakura for not “chasing” Sasuke when she’s in a much worse position. Ino was romantically interested in Sasuke until he got with Sakura, she didn’t date sai bcs she all of a sudden got standards lol +
@tokkiphobe
Sakura would have been a much better character if she sucked it up and stopped falling for Sasuke. That's how normal girls act. Yet they're obsessed with a type of boy but after years they forget about them. Inos character is what Sakura was supposed to be. Learning that you need
The quotes lol the fact sakuras biggest criticism is her “dropping a friend over a boy” when she was 8 (which there was 100% more to that) who she then made up with by 12 and we literally follow her till she’s 32 is hilarious like yall rlly can’t find shit on her 😭🤷🏾♀️
It’s so funny how mfs hate the fact they can’t force Sakura in this “unwanted third wheel” angle bcs the boys canonically showed they care abt her enough to die 4 her & even sacrifice EACH OTHER to keep her safe
Ppl calling Sakura a fascist bootlicker bcs of ship wars but somehow forgetting that their fav is HOKAGE and sasuke still didn’t get justice like can we get srs 😭😭 just say u think ss is ass you don’t need to fake woke moralise it 🙏🏾
Controversial opinion?: I actually find it very annoying how ppl keep justifying completely sidelining and erasing every form of development & story line the female characters have in Naruto bcs “kishi can’t write women”
- team7 hc but Naruto def thought he could make it as a rapper & sasuke def thought he could make it as a producer so they tried making songs as 12-14yos that they’d only let Sakura hear (they were always ass but she’d lie). It’s one of their most fond memories tho 😫
It just shows yall watched the show with the intent to hate on Sakura bcs ino was shown crying inconsolably about Sasuke during the 5kage summit arc despite literally having no personal relationship with him while Sakura was trying to kill him for Naruto’s sake like what?
Im the furthest thing from a sasukarin but its so weird to me how people act like he doesn’t value her as a teammate at the very least? Sasuke almost killing karin wasn’t a display of his carelessness towards her, but more to show how severe his mental breakdown was (1/?)
very annoying at how the same ppl kekeing about sasuke cheating, neglecting and being disgusted by sakura all of a sudden find this innocent joke to be morally heinous
Sasuke ending up having his own family and experiencing familial love again is actually the best ending for his story as he was tortured all his youth by his grief & need for vengeance over losing his people. Sasuke stans who wanted him to end up alone don’t care for him at all
- adding on he’s the type to be like “hm I can eat whatever” and then make a face at every restaurant suggestion his friends make (he won’t disagree out loud because he’s trying to beat the picky eater allegations)
Also not even going to get into OP saying Sakura should’ve ended up with Lee bcs Sasuke apparently never cared for her and that somehow would’ve made her a much better written character 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ yall are so predictable atp
EXACTLY ppl love to rewrite history but in fact Sasukes selflessness in the beginning was the core reason why team7 grew to become a family and why his departure distraught them the way it did. His actions were the root of their bond, without that how could they feel complete?
Without Sasuke, Team 7 wouldn't have become a Team. The reason for this isn't because Sasuke was the most skilled, or that his power carried them, it's because he was selfless and caring enough to put them and their team before himself.
Sasuke's caring heart MADE the team.
- he doesn’t realise that he’s a very opinionated person, same goes with politics so when ppl ask him if he’s political he’s like hm im just normal and then u let him talk and it just sounds like a passionate audiobook of the communist manifesto
- also if sarada mentions liking something ONCE he will buy copious amounts of it till the day he dies (even if she grows out of liking it, she pretends like she still does to keep him happy)
- his favourite part of music is the beat & instrumentals which is why he rlly likes alternative music genres (rock, metal, deftones etc) but he also likes classical music & rap/hiphop
Narutwt gotta ve the only place where canon shippers beef w each other despite literally having no reason to like 😭 obv u don’t need to ship both but how does nh/ss get in the way of each other for u to be THAT pressed like
- has a weird kinship w neji. they both are aware how similar they are which makes them awkward w each other yet they’re always observant of the other and what they’re going thru. they sometimes try to help each other out w out the other realising it’s just very cute! 🥲
- he’s a mommas boy but in a cute way like he def was the type of tween to pretend like he wants to get left alone yet follows his mom around. Itachi pokes fun of him for it which embarrasses him. Mikoto LOVESS it n she calls him her little duckling (also bcs of his hair 🥹)
- he can probably play multiple instruments bcs the uchihas don’t play abt raising their kids to excellence. Imo he’d prob learn how to play piano at a young age but loves playing bass the most :)
@1ikari__
Exactly they claim they hate how she’s reduced to a love interest (when she’s not) just to say they’d only change her love interest…. Like aren’t u the one reducing her to that if that’s all her character is to you 😭
It’s so weird 😭😭 implying he doesn’t love her and is purposefully absent (like he doesn’t have a job), that he felt forced as if he ever got forced to do anything ?? an odd bunch of ppl who deluded themselves into thinking their hcs are canon & paint him out to be terrible
@onlysasukee
I was being dramatic lol but Naruto tried to get rid of Sasuke multiple times in og just so he could spend alone time w Sakura which goes against OPs point 🔥
😡😡😡😡😡I fucking hate women 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 WOMEN MAKE ME SO MAD 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 where is my blonde daddy-- I mean friend🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 UGH WHY IS HE STANDING NEXT TO A WOMAN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 I love Karl Marx btw 🤔
- is lowkey jealous of narusaku for being so extroverted like he doesn’t care for it 99% of the time but at specific times it gets to him lol which is why he secretly gets very happy when befriending team taka
- last one for now: he pretends like he hates the dramas his mom watches yet is mysteriously always present when the latest episode airs. Mikoto typically calls kushina after watching to discuss thoughts n sometimes he randomly joins the convo when he disagrees w an opinion +
- teen / young adult ssk composes a lot of songs but never seems to find the right lyrics for them. He considers this to be his flaw as a good artist should be able to express his feelings into words but he doesn’t realise his melodies are enough to make a grown man cry 💔
On a separate note a lot of yall are rlly disgusting using sasukes experience as a victim of genocide in ship wars esp when implying his current marriage is somewhat .. oppressive to him. Sasuke is a grown ass man with free will, dont make him out to be this weird loser.
Ppl calling Sakura a fascist bootlicker bcs of ship wars but somehow forgetting that their fav is HOKAGE and sasuke still didn’t get justice like can we get srs 😭😭 just say u think ss is ass you don’t need to fake woke moralise it 🙏🏾
I hate those “you hate Sakura because she’s a woman” people cause first off she’s not a woman she’s a bitch. Second off we hate her because she is an abysmally awful person who has one or two tiny specks of light that shine through the cesspool of shit that is her character.
- he met team taka at an underground rave n they’re very much his weird alt friends that Sakura doesn’t rlly understand but likes (Naruto hates them all except jugo…. He likes jugo)
@sakumika101
@sonderdolls
This is so in character it pisses me off 😭😭 it would take Naruto asking him when he’d ask her to be his gf for him to be like “wait wym isn’t she already”
- he’s competitive asf like you don’t want to see him play monopoly lol all of team 7 just gets NASTY and the other teams are so weirded out by it except kibainolee… they’re just as bad 😒
@eda696969696969
Mind u the novels are a set up for the world building of boruto which makes it canon + ssk retsuden had kishimoto actively putting in work (overseeing it & helping the manga + making the manga cover) he even praised it. If Sasuke retsuden isn’t canon then nothing else should be
Trying to drag shippers by calling ss abusive, saying Sakura is desperate, calling her a sheep to the system and not realising the absolute irony in shipping him w Naruto is actually hilarious like yall are stupid asf
Calling Sakura stans the worst at taking a joke and super sensitive as if our fav doesn’t get misogynistic slurs thrown at her that have not been used since the 1800s on the daily like yes I think that would make ppl more sensitive lol
@ar_pi_t
Sasuke tried to kill her once and it was in self defense. if you are referring to the genjutsu, that was in no way a murder attempt. He even placed her back into childhood memories 😭 and Sasuke did not hate Sakura but cared for her this is shown explicitly multiple times.
Even if you hate romantic ss, Sasuke has always loved and cared for her platonically. If you cannot even see that you simply do not understand his character in the slightest
Calling skinny women skeletons and in the same breath saying he isn’t a pig for liking fat girls. You ppl think feminism is hating on the “popular” type of woman instead of just hating how women’s societal worth are defined by their looks
@evainelol
BUT HE IS SO NICE ABOUT IT ASWELL you can just notice he isnt a pig and it wasn't even about being overweight it was about him not liking skeletons