gen z are all uptown funk sleeper agents. you put that song on and all of a sudden people aged 11-26 are like “stop. wait a minute. fill my cup put some liquor in it.”
I miss when the internet was fun. And no I don’t mean “wah wah everyone is too preachy and mean” I mean there’s nothing to do online anymore except shop and watch videos.
Flash is dead, interactive gathering sites are dead, there’s no more interesting websites to visit.
question for people. do you sit on your bed naked after a shower until you’re fully dry and ready to get dressed (like 20 minutes or smth). if so: are you physically disabled and/or autistic
my lesbian friend has identified as bisexual twice in her life, both times because she fell in love with a man. both of those “men” were actually trans women, and she’s just functioning on a level of lesbianism higher than anyone else
autistic people have been working for years to get people to stop putting autism into boxes like “high functioning” “low functioning” or “asperger’s” only for a new wave of people desperate for labels and meaning to go GIRL AUTISM IS WHEN YOURE NICE BOY AUTISM IS WHEN YOURE MEAN
I am so sick of the misinformation about “female autism” being a separate type. It isn’t helpful - this video has 18K liked and 105k views, the comments eating it up and not asking for sources.
This misinformation is damaging especially for those newly discovered ND folk.
the ship/s you’re OBSESSED with at ages 11-14 will never leave you like they will always be The Ship Of All Time even if you know there’s objectively better ones out there
“i can’t believe after telling everyone i was bisexual, people spread nasty rumours that im bisexual. completely out of nowhere. taylor swift, please dm me, an irrelevant celebrity from a cw show. i understand”
israel is up to stage 8 by the way, going towards 9. they do not want peace, netanyahu has said not to get “hung up” on peace with palestine. they want genocide.
i may be chronically online but at least i’m not one of those people who have a little plastic ziplock bag in their shower so they can use their phone instead of washing their asscracks
for some reason everyone think people dislike john mulaney because he’s an addict and he left his wife? your honour i dislike john mulaney because he’s all buddy buddy with dave chapelle and let him tell transphobic jokes to open his show, knowing full well he’s a transphobe
@barkingteeth
the song that played at my year 6 graduation was don’t stop me now and i was the poor sucker who walked out on the line “im a sex machine ready to reload”
@PumpkinSpiceCup
my chronically offline gay heterosexual brother went to a carly rae jepsen concert and expected the audience to be millennial women. when he got home he was like “GUESS WHAT THE AUDIENCE OF CARLY RAE JEPSEN IS?????” and i was like “gay men, obviously” and he was like 😨😨😨
i love when autistic people have a Designated Allistic Behaviour. i’ve never met another autistic person who is okay with crumbs on the bed but i’m fine with that. what’s everyone’s allistic trait.
there’s literally zero proof this is true. someone literally made it up as a joke example on a facebook post and the only examples of this “fact” being said are on twitter and tiktok
Remember when Brendon Urie got his phone stolen out of his pocket by a fan and they called Pete Wentz from it but he wasnt answering so they called from their own phone and he picked up
@WilliamBatcake
@AmosPosner
??? it’s not even a 9/11 joke it’s literally just pointing out that robert pattinson played a character who died in a movie set in 2001, in the 9/11 attacks.
like logically my brain knows that every bad event has to happen in at least one month and ppl are blaming not using the audio for their bad luck for views and comments but also ocd brain goes “im not going to repost this but because i’m not reposting what if someone dies”
@cerdechko_
@bwahwtfbwah
i saw that pale skin and those moles and i was like “this person is russian.” i checked your bio and you have the russian flag. nationality clocked.
@ecstasydemon
“i am going to do something that will get me on international tv” is fun but it’s a bit of a mournful. i’m partial to “im going to do something drastic”
self care hack: every time you’re upset or inconvenienced, remember it is not your fault, it is brendon urie’s fault. it is always brendon urie’s fault.
australians are a group of holier than thou cunts who stick their noses up at americans for being racist, but vote against a referendum giving aboriginal people a voice in parliament.
you can only blame campaign management and messaging so much.
we are a racist country.
@skeletonpup
when i came out to my parents my mum was like “it’s normal to have a crush on your friends of the same gender or to be attracted to them” then she asked my dad if he was the same and he was like “???? no ????”
@CalebSwagMoney
@SO0u0o
@treespirituwu
i love when you’re watching the it crowd and with all the shenanigans ur like wow jen is so normal. then an actual normal character comes in and you’re like oh my god she’s insane
@sageetihtees
“You call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment.”.
@ItsZaeOk
once my cat ran away for 3 months and ended up a 50 minute drive away on a construction site. he managed to survive floods, heatwaves, and other bad weather, and he’s still going great!
@IzzzyzzzArt
here r like THEEEE quintessential tumblrina songs
youth - troye sivan (or any blue neighbourhood song lol)
migraine - twenty one pilots
505 - arctic monkeys
royals - lorde
pompeii - bastille
everybody talks - neon trees
tongue tied - grouplove
pumped up kicks - foster the people
This was not my intention so I need to correct the record: I am not bisexual. I happen to be straight, but I am also a fierce ally and the last thing I want to do is falsely co-opt the struggles of the LGBTQIA+ community. 3/5