Compulsory linking of PAN and Adhar is an organised loot and a legalised plunder!
Saw tears in the eyes of our maid when she had to pay Rs 3000 of her hard earned money for linking 3 PANs-Adhars of her family.
The government should immediately roll back this requirement (or at
You watched 'Squid Game' on Netflix owing to the hype on social media !
I purchased
@netflix
's shares on the
@INDmoneyApp
owing to the hype of
#SquidGame
on social media !
We are not same bro !!
Bitter but True, Most Chartered Accountants earn average money and are not that successful in proportion to the hard work they had put into their studies and even after qualifying.
What could be the reason?
Now CAs are making so much hue & cry about losing the autonomy of ICAI (and formation of IIA's)
(after the possibility of losing Statutory Audits of Small Companies through NFRA consultation Paper, after losing GST Audits & Reduction of Tax Audits, very recently)
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In the BYJUS vs DELOITTE saga, remember its all about a CA's Signature on India's largest EdTech and Second Largest Startup!
That's the power of CA and his signature.....
Always feel Proud to be a CA or a CA Student 🙌
I was offered a Job in Barclays and was offered posting in Singapore but i denied and happily accepted a 3.5 lacs job in my hometown
i wanted to be with my mother who had sacrificed so much to make me what i am today
So here is 1 reason to the question,why few CAs settle for less
Why do some Freshly Qualified CAs get a package of 20 Lakh Plus and Why do Some have to wait for 3 to 4 months or settle for a package of 3 lakh or less?
#ca
#icai
#castudents
If ICAI checks the Social Media accounts of all Practicing CAs, i am sure atleast 20% to 25 % of them are in contravention of the ICAI Rules and Guidelines !!
Agree ?
@theicai
why dont you take action against such offenders who are using social media to solicit more business!?
THE CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT OATH
" I, CA Manish Balani, a member of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of India do hereby solemnly swear in the name of God that as a Chartered Accountant I shall be committed to Excellence, Independence and Integrity. I will sincerely
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सड़क पर एक लड़की चक्कर खाकर गिर पड़ी भीड़ इकट्ठी हो गई.
एक CA भी देखने लगा और चिल्लाया, "कोई नींबू सोडा लाओ रे."
एक लड़का भाग कर ₹50 खर्च करके निम्बु सोडा ले आया.
CA ���ींबू सोडा खुद ही पी गया और बोला....
मेरे तो ऐसे हादसे देख कर जी घबराता है.....🙈🙈
जी हां वो CA मैं ही था 🤣😜
She blocked me from everywhere so I created a fake recruiter profile on linkedin and offered her a job she couldn't refuse.
She has an interview with me at 5PM tomorrow 😅🙃
@cashutoshmishra
Go and take your parents for a nice dinner or order à gift for them
i remember, my mother went to another room (without fan or cooler) and left me to study for CA final in the room with cooler. That too in Summer of Jaipur.
I purchased an AC for her room with my first salary :)
Very Very Very Happy & elated to inform that i have been nominated as a Special Invitee of Committee on MSME & Start-ups of
@theicai
As they say, With Great Power comes Great Responsibility, I pledge to serve ICAI, my profession & MSMEs &
#startups
at large in this role
Thanks 🙏
CAs are looking to do Dharnas & petitions for the same
My Humble request to all of you:- Don't resort to all this else you will be called:- AndolanJeevis by our PM
You'll be called Khalistani/Pakistani by IT cell trolls
You'll called Anti-national by IT cell impacted people
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So...
- Afghanistan has to beat Pakistan.
- India has to beat Afghanistan.
- Sri Lanka has to beat Pakistan.....and India's NRR should be greater than Afghanistan and Pakistan....only then India will reach Asia Cup Finals.
CA exams are much easier though !
Just like Practicing CAs are not allowed to Advertise, the Indian Cricketers should also not be allowed to Advertise !
#codeofconduct
Indian Cricket
~ A frustrated Indian Cricket Fan
Karma' seems to be hitting hard on us because we were the same people who supported Govt when Farmers were called AndolanJeevis
#FarmersProtest
We supported when Liberals & Muslims were called Anti National
#citizenshipamendmentact
#caa
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I know I shouldn't have done this, but I am 33 years old and I was in the McDonald's drive- through this morning and the young boy behind me (probably in his 20s) leaned on his horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order !
So when I got to
After the age of 21, You don't need Motivation, You need Money !
After the age of 31, You don't need Money, You need Happiness !!
Do you Agree ?
#motivation
#MONEY
#happiness
We supported when students protesting for SSC exams & Jobs via
#modirojgardo
campaign were called Pakistanis.
Therefore, its wise for us not to protest else we'll also be subject to the same Propaganda, Fabricated videos & Twitter Trends via IT cell
Please Don't Protest!
#sarcasm
@neerajarora91
प्यार की कोई Limit नहीं होती साहब, और Limit में रहकर प्यार नही होता !
यह CA की डिग्री है, यह किसी का प्यार भी है, और किसी की जिद भी !
NO LIMIT
Mobile Number Portability has been a success in India, this has kept Telecom Operators on their toes in terms of their Service Levels,
When will we be able to see Bank Account Number Portability
@RBI
?
Retweet if you think it is high time India should get Bank A/c No. Portability
@upadhyay_harsh1
@entrackr
With this the Indian Singles are the worst impacted!
Naa Naukri Milegi, Naa kitab ki Summary milegi, Naa Entertainment Milega, Naa Dating Karne ko Milegi, Naa Shaadi Hogi aur Naa Makaan Milega! 😬😅
Delhi High Court has rejected the plea to postpone the
#caexams
in May.
Reactions:-
Genuine CA students:- Koi Fark nahi pada
CA Influencers:- Mast content mil Gaya 2-3 din ke liye
Trolls (Not CA students, just posing to be students on Twitter) :-
Abb Rs 2 per tweet kaun dega 😭
10 years ago when i was a new CA (had probably worked for ~ 1 year post qualification), during the ICAI Elections i used to attend the dinner party of every candidate (Regional Council as well as Central Council) in my city and even few in the nearby cities 😃😜
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the constitution of India and will follow in letter and spirit all the laws of the land. I shall relentlessly work towards Inclusive growth of a resilient India"
This is the oath that every CA swears by after becoming a member of ICAI.
Will
#IIA
members be able to do that ?!
@cashutoshmishra
Our parents sacrifice a lot for us and we can probably never pay them back. But these small things do make them happy. That's the least we can do for them.
Couldn't get an opportunity to get a separate photo with Shri Shri 1008
@abhishekrajaram
at CA Finfluencer Meet 2024. The que to get a pic clicked with him was too long (it was almost like a stampede around him)
So I went straight to his office to get the needful done. 🙌🙏
Foundation Day of ICAI:- 1st July 1949
In these 72 years, there has not been even a single Woman President of ICAI !!
Will we see our first woman president this time?
#icai
#icaielections
#elections
#womenempowement
Saw pics on Instagram of Newly Qualified Professionals from their convocation ceremony.
CA were in the black cloaks/gowns & Hats
CS were in traditional Indian attire :- Kurta Pajama for Males & Sarees for Females
I think, ICAI should leave the colonial mindset and learn from ICSI
I really feel pity for Tax Professionals and Practicing CAs that their Christmas got ruined this year and probably their New Year (31st December) celebration will be ruined too 😓
They must be praying to god :- Agle Janam Mohe Tax Professional na kijo ! 😢
#DueDateExtension
That episode of Shark Tank India, is being blown out of proportion by the CA Community.
When the sharks said 'Dont listen to your CA' was on the valuation side of that start-up.
Let's understand that funding being given in that show goes from the pocket of the Sharks and
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While I am also a CA but I feel the CA fraternity has now turned a bit self-centered (Apologies for the harsh words 🙏) which doesn't want to appreciate others if they have criticized them once!
Take for example the entire fiasco of Peyush Bansal, Lenskart.
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And this is what i meant by Eve Teasing in my tweet!
Such a disgusting act done by these people in the name of Holi...
The entire india is sorry for this shameful act
@megumiko_india
🙏
This is not what indian culture stands for.
And then people like
@ElvishYadav
have a problem
Today, As we gear up to celebrate the festival of colors, let's take a moment to address an important issue that plagues our society every year :- Eve-teasing during Holi !!
Unfortunately, Holi has become synonymous with unwelcome advances, harassment, and assault on women. What
In my opinion instead of electing council members & having a President of the council,we must appoint a CEO and his/her core team with very well-drafted KRAs & KPIs for them to achieve every year.The remuneration of the CEO & his team should also be linked to the past year achvmt
I shall be fair, just and honest in my dealings with all the stakeholders and shall always maintain confidentiality. I shall deal all with humility, respect and be responsive to the needs of society. While providing my services, I would always be true to
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work towards a corruption free India, preparation of true, fair & transparent financial statements, best practices in corporate Governance, efficient & effective utilisation of financial resources & compliances & shall abide by code of Ethics pronounced by ICAI
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I am angry with
@smallcaseHQ
! Why didn't you guys launch early ? I would have been richer 😀
Thanks to your strategy and theme based investment portfolio, i can now call myself a smart investor 🙌
Also, why elections? Are we politicians? Are we running a country? Remember, in elections, the politicians win and people lose.
If we continue to have elections in ICAI, we will only see great politicians in the Council and not great executors.
@Uttupaaji
Valuation of Jio is incorrect ! Also, the population of both countries differ.
Also, Purchasing Power Parity has bot been applied before making such claims.
@KachodiSamosa
@ShwetaKukreja_
In 99% of the cases, the wife in order to harass the husband files a fake 498A (Dowry) and a Domestic Violence legal case.
And then asks for maintenance till the divorce is granted and Alimony after the divorce.
I just hope this case falls under the rest 1% of the cases.
@financewsharan
And that's the reason i am against the idea of being a full time content creator! Doing it part time like me is fine, but then when you become a full time content creator, you write shit like this just for the sake of likes and engagement!
Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose :- Tum Mujhe Khoon Do Main Tumhein Azaadi Doonga.
Bajaj Finance :- Tum mujhe Phone Number do, Khoon toh main tumhara apne calls se Pee hi loonga !!
Happy to share that i have been nominated as Mentor of Change by
@NITIAayog
and
@AIMtoInnovate
to help our
#startups
and
#mentor
them in various areas including :- Ideation, scaling up and funding 🙏🙌