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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

5 years

Thanks @LinkedInIndia @LinkedIn for making me a Part of your #inittogether campaign for India

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5 years

. @LinkedIn launches second #InItTogether brand campaign in India with the IPL: via @AdGully

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

Compulsory linking of PAN and Adhar is an organised loot and a legalised plunder! Saw tears in the eyes of our maid when she had to pay Rs 3000 of her hard earned money for linking 3 PANs-Adhars of her family. The government should immediately roll back this requirement (or at

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@ShwetaKukreja_ Fixed it !

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Manish Balani

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3 years

You watched 'Squid Game' on Netflix owing to the hype on social media ! I purchased @netflix 's shares on the @INDmoneyApp owing to the hype of #SquidGame on social media ! We are not same bro !!

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Manish Balani

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2 years

Bitter but True, Most Chartered Accountants earn average money and are not that successful in proportion to the hard work they had put into their studies and even after qualifying. What could be the reason?

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2 years

Now CAs are making so much hue & cry about losing the autonomy of ICAI (and formation of IIA's) (after the possibility of losing Statutory Audits of Small Companies through NFRA consultation Paper, after losing GST Audits & Reduction of Tax Audits, very recently) Read Thread 🧵

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Manish Balani

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1 year

Rightly said @DrVivekBindra ji All Chartered Accountants Please Retweet.

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Manish Balani

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2 years

Unpopular Opinion :- Practicing CAs are smarter and better than CAs in Job.

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

In the BYJUS vs DELOITTE saga, remember its all about a CA's Signature on India's largest EdTech and Second Largest Startup! That's the power of CA and his signature..... Always feel Proud to be a CA or a CA Student 🙌

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

I was offered a Job in Barclays and was offered posting in Singapore but i denied and happily accepted a 3.5 lacs job in my hometown i wanted to be with my mother who had sacrificed so much to make me what i am today So here is 1 reason to the question,why few CAs settle for less

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@neerajarora91

2 years

Why do some Freshly Qualified CAs get a package of 20 Lakh Plus and Why do Some have to wait for 3 to 4 months or settle for a package of 3 lakh or less? #ca #icai #castudents

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Manish Balani

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2 years

If ICAI checks the Social Media accounts of all Practicing CAs, i am sure atleast 20% to 25 % of them are in contravention of the ICAI Rules and Guidelines !! Agree ? @theicai why dont you take action against such offenders who are using social media to solicit more business!?

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

@VaibhavSisinty This :-

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

THE CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT OATH " I, CA Manish Balani, a member of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of India do hereby solemnly swear in the name of God that as a Chartered Accountant I shall be committed to Excellence, Independence and Integrity. I will sincerely 🧵 (1/4)

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

सड़क पर एक लड़की चक्कर खाकर गिर पड़ी भीड़ इकट्ठी हो गई. एक CA भी देखने लगा और चिल्लाया, "कोई नींबू सोडा लाओ रे." एक लड़का भाग कर ₹50 खर्च करके निम्बु सोडा ले आया. CA ��ींबू सोडा खुद ही पी गया और बोला.... मेरे तो ऐसे हादसे देख कर जी घबराता है.....🙈🙈 जी हां वो CA मैं ही था 🤣😜

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@ShwetaKukreja_ Happy for 'Him' ! No one will tell his side of the story!!

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Let's Put an End to this debate of First Attempt CA vs Multiple Attempt CA @theicai #charteredaccountant #castudents #ca #attempts #cafinal #icaiexams

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Dear Tax Professionals :-

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

5 months

She blocked me from everywhere so I created a fake recruiter profile on linkedin and offered her a job she couldn't refuse. She has an interview with me at 5PM tomorrow 😅🙃

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Popular Opinion is CA>CS>CWA but in reality, CA = CS = CWA Agree ?

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Chartered Accountants don't celebrate Valentine's week, they celebrate Compliance Week CA's comment below your pending compliances for this week ?!

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

I believe there should be NO ELECTIONS at all in The Institute of Chartered Accountants of India Read Thread !

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

CA's in Practice are talking about quitting Practice ! CA's in Industry are talking about quitting jobs !! Aise kaise Chalega Bhaiya/Didi.... ?!

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

Jab We Met :- When LinkedIn met Twitter :) @abhishekrajaram

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@ShaelBjpIndiaCA Bhai main bhi BJP ko hi vote deta hu, lekin thode ethics baaki hain mujhme abhi

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@tarunguptabgh Bhakt nahi samjhenge 😓

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Unpopular Opinion :- #BusinessBlasters is a much better show than #SharkTankIndia !! Go and Watch it for Free on YouTube.

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

Truly Remarkable! #ShefaliGoradia becomes the first woman to lead a Big 4 firm in India. Congratulations 🎉👏 @Deloitte @DeloitteIndia

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@thisisbhumika Fixed it!

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

Dettol is the most secular thing! It looks Muslim from the outside, is Hindu from the inside and has a mark of Christianity inside it. Thoughts?

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

If this tweet gets 50 likes, I will share a very good news with you all.

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

@cashutoshmishra Go and take your parents for a nice dinner or order à gift for them i remember, my mother went to another room (without fan or cooler) and left me to study for CA final in the room with cooler. That too in Summer of Jaipur. I purchased an AC for her room with my first salary :)

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

Very Very Very Happy & elated to inform that i have been nominated as a Special Invitee of Committee on MSME & Start-ups of @theicai As they say, With Great Power comes Great Responsibility, I pledge to serve ICAI, my profession & MSMEs & #startups at large in this role Thanks 🙏

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

CAs are looking to do Dharnas & petitions for the same My Humble request to all of you:- Don't resort to all this else you will be called:- AndolanJeevis by our PM You'll be called Khalistani/Pakistani by IT cell trolls You'll called Anti-national by IT cell impacted people (2/4)

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Growth Hack :- If you want Chartered Accountants to read your content, start the content with :- 'As per section xx of xx Act'

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

So... - Afghanistan has to beat Pakistan. - India has to beat Afghanistan. - Sri Lanka has to beat Pakistan.....and India's NRR should be greater than Afghanistan and Pakistan....only then India will reach Asia Cup Finals. CA exams are much easier though !

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

Bade dino baad ek achi picture aayi hai ! Thoda like wagerah kar do yaar 🙏

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Just like Practicing CAs are not allowed to Advertise, the Indian Cricketers should also not be allowed to Advertise ! #codeofconduct Indian Cricket ~ A frustrated Indian Cricket Fan

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

Ek achi picture aayi hai, thoda like wagerah kar do yaar !

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

Karma' seems to be hitting hard on us because we were the same people who supported Govt when Farmers were called AndolanJeevis #FarmersProtest We supported when Liberals & Muslims were called Anti National #citizenshipamendmentact #caa (3/4)

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

I know I shouldn't have done this, but I am 33 years old and I was in the McDonald's drive- through this morning and the young boy behind me (probably in his 20s) leaned on his horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order ! So when I got to

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

I told my wife she needs to start accepting her mistake She said, i had accepted you a long time ago !

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@i4ishani Tum 25 paise wali bheedi hoti

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

After the age of 21, You don't need Motivation, You need Money ! After the age of 31, You don't need Money, You need Happiness !! Do you Agree ? #motivation #MONEY #happiness

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

We supported when students protesting for SSC exams & Jobs via #modirojgardo campaign were called Pakistanis. Therefore, its wise for us not to protest else we'll also be subject to the same Propaganda, Fabricated videos & Twitter Trends via IT cell Please Don't Protest! #sarcasm

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

@neerajarora91 प्यार की कोई Limit नहीं होती साहब, और Limit में रहकर प्यार नही होता ! यह CA की डिग्री है, यह किसी का प्यार भी है, और किसी की जिद भी ! NO LIMIT

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

@abhishekrajaram

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Mobile Number Portability has been a success in India, this has kept Telecom Operators on their toes in terms of their Service Levels, When will we be able to see Bank Account Number Portability @RBI ? Retweet if you think it is high time India should get Bank A/c No. Portability

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

6 months

@upadhyay_harsh1 @entrackr With this the Indian Singles are the worst impacted! Naa Naukri Milegi, Naa kitab ki Summary milegi, Naa Entertainment Milega, Naa Dating Karne ko Milegi, Naa Shaadi Hogi aur Naa Makaan Milega! 😬😅

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Tax Professionals Tonight :- #IncomeTaxReturn Right @abhishekrajaram ?

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

5 months

Delhi High Court has rejected the plea to postpone the #caexams in May. Reactions:- Genuine CA students:- Koi Fark nahi pada CA Influencers:- Mast content mil Gaya 2-3 din ke liye Trolls (Not CA students, just posing to be students on Twitter) :- Abb Rs 2 per tweet kaun dega 😭

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

10 years ago when i was a new CA (had probably worked for ~ 1 year post qualification), during the ICAI Elections i used to attend the dinner party of every candidate (Regional Council as well as Central Council) in my city and even few in the nearby cities 😃😜 Read Thread 🧵

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

3 Years to this :) Thanks @LinkedInIndia @LinkedIn 🙌

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

5 months

Jarur kuch pichle Janam mein Punya Kiya hoga, that I got the privilege to be in one frame with @CAChirag ❤️🙏 #Top40CAFinfluencers #DegreeWaleFinfluencers

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@GabbbarSingh Bus kar Bhai..... Samaj aa Gaya you've been paid well by the IT cell. But please don't make it so obvious

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

the constitution of India and will follow in letter and spirit all the laws of the land. I shall relentlessly work towards Inclusive growth of a resilient India" This is the oath that every CA swears by after becoming a member of ICAI. Will #IIA members be able to do that ?!

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

@cashutoshmishra Our parents sacrifice a lot for us and we can probably never pay them back. But these small things do make them happy. That's the least we can do for them.

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

5 months

Couldn't get an opportunity to get a separate photo with Shri Shri 1008 @abhishekrajaram at CA Finfluencer Meet 2024. The que to get a pic clicked with him was too long (it was almost like a stampede around him) So I went straight to his office to get the needful done. 🙌🙏

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Foundation Day of ICAI:- 1st July 1949 In these 72 years, there has not been even a single Woman President of ICAI !! Will we see our first woman president this time? #icai #icaielections #elections #womenempowement

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Saw pics on Instagram of Newly Qualified Professionals from their convocation ceremony. CA were in the black cloaks/gowns & Hats CS were in traditional Indian attire :- Kurta Pajama for Males & Sarees for Females I think, ICAI should leave the colonial mindset and learn from ICSI

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

I really feel pity for Tax Professionals and Practicing CAs that their Christmas got ruined this year and probably their New Year (31st December) celebration will be ruined too 😓 They must be praying to god :- Agle Janam Mohe Tax Professional na kijo ! 😢 #DueDateExtension

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

Haan toh doston kya karna chahiye ? 😀😅 #SharkTank #SharkTankIndiaSeason2 #Startup

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

7 months

Completed 13 Years as a Chartered Accountant. Blessed and Grateful ❤️

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

That episode of Shark Tank India, is being blown out of proportion by the CA Community. When the sharks said 'Dont listen to your CA' was on the valuation side of that start-up. Let's understand that funding being given in that show goes from the pocket of the Sharks and 🧵(1/6)

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

While I am also a CA but I feel the CA fraternity has now turned a bit self-centered (Apologies for the harsh words 🙏) which doesn't want to appreciate others if they have criticized them once! Take for example the entire fiasco of Peyush Bansal, Lenskart. Thread 🧵 (1/5)

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

I have been watching your YouTube videos from the time it had ~1000 subscribers! I am so happy to see your growth over the years @rachana_ranade Let's congratulate our sister from CA Profession on this amazing achievement 🙌 #charteredaccountant #google #youtube #personalfinance

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

8 Personal Finance Rules we all should know :- 1) Rule of 72 2) Rule of 70 3) 100 Minus Age Rule 4) 10, 5, 3 Rule 5) 50-30-20 Rule 6) 3X Emergency Rule. 7) 40% EMI Rule 8) Life Insurance Rule Read Thread 🧵 #personalfinance #investments

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@NihalchandJJain Fixed it!

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 months

Life story of @CAChirag (CA Chirag Chauhan). Like and Repost 🙌 PS :- Chirag Bhai, I still don't agree with you on your thoughts about Modiji 😉🙈

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

@cavijaysarda 1) Pramapara 2) Pratishtha 3) Anushasan

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

CA Profession would have been 100x better if ________ ?

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Now who did this 🤨😭

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

@akhilpachori All that is fine, but the constant fear of Ola and Uber Drivers cancelling your ride is an important aspect to be considered.

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

5 months

Twinkle Twinkle 'Big Star' 🌟 Glad meeting you @twinklejain at #finfluencermeet2024 organised by ICAI 🙌

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

Reached a small milestone of 20️⃣K followers today. Thank you all for your support and wishes 😊

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

And this is what i meant by Eve Teasing in my tweet! Such a disgusting act done by these people in the name of Holi... The entire india is sorry for this shameful act @megumiko_india 🙏 This is not what indian culture stands for. And then people like @ElvishYadav have a problem

Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

Today, As we gear up to celebrate the festival of colors, let's take a moment to address an important issue that plagues our society every year :- Eve-teasing during Holi !! Unfortunately, Holi has become synonymous with unwelcome advances, harassment, and assault on women. What

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

@abhishekrajaram This photo combination is proof that you can lose 10 inches of belly fat in 2 minutes. You just need the Right inspiration..😂😂😂😂😂

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

Closing the Financial Year with 91 K followers on Twitter 🙏🙂 Thank you all ❤️

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

@MahimaGulati3 CCMs be like :-

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Today's #Budget may or may not boost any other sector but is guaranteed to boost the growth of the #Memes sector 🙏🏻

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

In my opinion instead of electing council members & having a President of the council,we must appoint a CEO and his/her core team with very well-drafted KRAs & KPIs for them to achieve every year.The remuneration of the CEO & his team should also be linked to the past year achvmt

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

Elon Musk wants to buy 100% of Twitter @ 43 Billion Dollars Instead, he should pay off #SriLanka 's foreign debt of 51 Billion Dollars and then rename it back as #ceylon and declare himself as #ceylonmusk 😅 #SriLankaEconomicCrisis #ElonMuskTwitter

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

I shall be fair, just and honest in my dealings with all the stakeholders and shall always maintain confidentiality. I shall deal all with humility, respect and be responsive to the needs of society. While providing my services, I would always be true to (3/4)

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

work towards a corruption free India, preparation of true, fair & transparent financial statements, best practices in corporate Governance, efficient & effective utilisation of financial resources & compliances & shall abide by code of Ethics pronounced by ICAI (2/4)

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

@CAChirag Aak these silly questions on Twitter

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

I am angry with @smallcaseHQ ! Why didn't you guys launch early ? I would have been richer 😀 Thanks to your strategy and theme based investment portfolio, i can now call myself a smart investor 🙌

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Every CA Student on #Twitter should follow this account :- Retweet if you agree !

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

Agar hum karein toh karein kya, Bolein toh Bolein kya!

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

Let's answer the Elephant in the Room 😀😂 #twitter #linkedin #cred #CREDBounty #MEMES

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Also, why elections? Are we politicians? Are we running a country? Remember, in elections, the politicians win and people lose. If we continue to have elections in ICAI, we will only see great politicians in the Council and not great executors.

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@Uttupaaji Valuation of Jio is incorrect ! Also, the population of both countries differ. Also, Purchasing Power Parity has bot been applied before making such claims.

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@KachodiSamosa @ShwetaKukreja_ In 99% of the cases, the wife in order to harass the husband files a fake 498A (Dowry) and a Domestic Violence legal case. And then asks for maintenance till the divorce is granted and Alimony after the divorce. I just hope this case falls under the rest 1% of the cases.

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@Ravisutanjani @sonalikulkarni Ma'am from all the men out there:

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

@financewsharan And that's the reason i am against the idea of being a full time content creator! Doing it part time like me is fine, but then when you become a full time content creator, you write shit like this just for the sake of likes and engagement!

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose :- Tum Mujhe Khoon Do Main Tumhein Azaadi Doonga. Bajaj Finance :- Tum mujhe Phone Number do, Khoon toh main tumhara apne calls se Pee hi loonga !!

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

3 years

Big IT especially the FAANG companies give bug bounty to all people who find bugs in their systems But Practising CAs are not even getting appreciation for finding bugs in #newincometaxportal ! They should atleast be appreciated. @abhishekrajaram @akhilpachori @CA_HarshilSHETH

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

2 years

Happy to share that i have been nominated as Mentor of Change by @NITIAayog and @AIMtoInnovate to help our #startups and #mentor them in various areas including :- Ideation, scaling up and funding 🙏🙌

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@livewire446 Sir, looks like you are far from reality. If you don't know where all is PAN is required for poor people.

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Manish Balani

@camanishbalani

1 year

@thesakshishukla Sachi batana, you' have role reversed the entire conversation na ?

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