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CAL ROSCOW

@calroscow

1 year

Finally representation at Boots

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@calroscow

3 years

BREAKING: Meghan Markle accused of not returning her trolley to the right place after a shop at Tescos. Buckingham Palace is investigating.

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@calroscow

3 years

Why are we even entertaining the idea that we should pay for covid tests? When was the last time you paid for any test? Chlamydia, HIV, blood test, x-ray? No never. Conditioning us for more paid healthcare...

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@calroscow

5 years

Boris coming back from Brussels without a deal

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@calroscow

6 years

I swear absolutely everyone's grandparents have this exact combination of cutlery.

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@calroscow

5 years

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@calroscow

4 years

The UK govt has ripped us out of the Erasmus scheme, and are creating one of their own called the 'Turing Scheme' named after Alan Turing. The UK chemically castrated Alan Turing for being gay and he killed himself And now they steal his name for some shoddy Brexit scheme.

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@calroscow

6 years

One thing I don’t think a lot of British people realise is that all the 🇬🇧 Union Flags have been taken off every single EasyJet plane and replaced with a 🇦🇹. EasyJet has re-registered as an Austrian business, to avoid leaving the EU. What will the UK be left with?

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@calroscow

8 years

I think we often forget how much of today's language Shakespeare gave us. Profound.

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@calroscow

6 years

Oh my godddddd, I just found this Tory broadcast from 1988 trying to sell the Poll Tax to everyone. GAY SEMINARS!!!

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@calroscow

8 months

What is so annoying is that it takes just as long to say "WHS" out loud as "WHSmith". And so everyone usually calls it "Smith's for short. Which is the bit they've taken out of the branding. Terrible decision. (Before you even get to fact that it looks too much like NHS!)

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@calroscow

3 years

So glad we banned plastic straws... 🥴

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@calroscow

4 years

Quite amazing and terrifying shot

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@calroscow

2 years

Happy being hungover and attention-seeking to all those who celebrate x

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@calroscow

2 years

The BBC spelling it 'lewk' and 'werk' in the subtitles is the attention-to-detail that frankly makes the licence fee worth it #DragRaceUK

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@calroscow

7 years

“As much as we like musical theatre, could you please stop” An actual note from my friend’s neighbours. 😂

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@calroscow

4 years

My best friend got inches and centimetres confused and now I have a wedding cake-sized birthday cake

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@calroscow

5 years

Can we please just appreciate the brilliantly massive insult right there in the opening titles of the new Netflix series ‘The Politician’?

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@calroscow

1 year

Gay conservatives suddenly realising that the rest of us might have been right when we warned that they would come for us next...

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@calroscow

3 years

Not again

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@calroscow

7 years

Those automated subtitles can be brutal. #BBCDebate

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@calroscow

5 years

Brighton has spoken

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@calroscow

2 years

@KirstieMAllsopp @MirrorPolitics Honestly read the room Kirstie. The nation is really fed up of being lectured, patronised and talked down to on economic matters by wasteful Tories with no discernible skills. I'd have kept out of this one. (And Tory faux outrage when criticised is equally part of the problem.)

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@calroscow

5 years

Why is the 2017 result not helpful in this election? If you used a 2017 market research report to plan your business you'd still think everyone was booking holidays from Thomas Cook, buying their Christmas presents at ToysR'Us, and picking up electricals from Maplin.

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@calroscow

8 years

MO: "Hi" MT: "Hi" MO: "Are you just repeating what I'm saying?" MT: "Are you just repeating what I'm saying?"

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@calroscow

11 months

Andrew Boff, an elected Tory in London, and chair of LGBT Conservatives has been kicked out for (very quietly) "heckling" Suella Braverman. This is the party against cancel culture and in favour of free speech, is it?

Paul McNamara

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Heckler at Suella Braverman’s speech has just been kicked out… #CPC2023

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@calroscow

5 years

We now cross live to Lorraine Kelly for her reaction:

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@MirrorPolitics

5 years

Esther McVey says she's 'very sorry to be relieved of my duties' as it's confirmed she's been sacked as Housing Minister #reshuffle

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@calroscow

4 years

Priti Patel has been quite quiet. If I’d spend the last six months telling the people who are currently clearing up this mess; cleaning hospitals, delivering food, nursing elderly people, working in supermarkets - that they are unskilled and unwelcome, I’d be quite quiet too.

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@calroscow

5 years

Loved the ‘No deal’-Brexit-simulator in Poundland Bideford

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@calroscow

5 years

William Barr is just Steve Bannon after going on Queer Eye

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@calroscow

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I don't think people who aren't LGBT+ realise that this sort of thing is now happening to everyone we know, every week. I first came out as a teenager, back in the 2000s. This didn't happen anywhere near as much in Central London as it is now in 2024. And definitely not in Soho.

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Last night I was the victim of a homophobic attack. Walking down Dean st in Soho with my partner @suddenlyjoseph , I feel a blow to my head. A man has hit me with an umbrella, the wooden handle hitting my head with such force it fell off and into the road. (THREAD)

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@calroscow

2 years

@sedderaside @HookerMarco

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@calroscow

5 years

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@calroscow

6 years

Turns out we reclaimed “spilling the tea” in the end.

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@calroscow

3 years

The generation who feel like they fought in a war, but have never actually fought in a war, are suggesting we need to go and fight in a war. (Just in case being an adult in the most prosperous part of the 20th century, and being able to buy a house, wasn't enough for them.)

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@calroscow

4 years

Or you could ignore this shameless charlatan and get a free HIV test here:

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@calroscow

5 years

But by the 1990s she had learnt to love it

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@Independent

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Margaret Thatcher was afraid of anal sex in the 1980s

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@calroscow

5 years

I know it’s really not very good for political discourse to use the word c***, but oh my godddd they’re making it hard not to.

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@calroscow

6 years

Probably should've locked the PDF guys

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@calroscow

5 years

Oh god. This is quite clever. We are being played.

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@calroscow

6 years

@_ryancus A ‘fraction’ yes. Currently about 40%! Given that only one was Austrian-registered in July 2017 and now 113 are, and this is a rolling process, I’d say my point remains very legitimate and important. The flag is symbolic but this issue is political. It’s good for people to know.

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@calroscow

8 years

When you come to accept your dad bod is here to stay.

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@calroscow

7 years

Whoever invented doubles luge as a sport - we know what you did there.

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@calroscow

3 years

Insta saw it first x

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@calroscow

6 years

Vest feat. dadbod tummy

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@calroscow

2 years

A second Chinese Spy Balloon has hit the BRIT Awards

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@calroscow

29 days

I never thought I would see it in my lifetime! The Sagrada Família of London is finished.

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Guys… I don’t believe it. It’s finished. They have finished Old Street roundabout. It’s over (in a good way).

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@calroscow

8 years

I reckon you'll be able to do a PhD in how terrible 2016 was soon.

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@calroscow

5 years

Okay so I’m in Gran Canaria for the first time. So the Yumbo Centre is the parallel universe in which gays decided to take over the Elephant & Castle shopping centre.

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@calroscow

6 years

Hermann Rorschach famously created the inkblot test in 1921... but what they didn’t tell you was he was a solid 8/10 hottie.

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@calroscow

5 years

Gay men are being murdered in concentration camps in Chechnya, but Ariana performing at Manchester Pride is the hill you want to die on? Okay cool.

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@calroscow

1 year

Dominic Raab

@DominicRaab

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My resignation statement.👇

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@calroscow

9 years

One of @David_Cameron 's favourite shows.

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@calroscow

6 years

Gay guys who own games consoles: We know what you’re doing when you post an Insta story of the controller on top of your penis-outlined short shorts.

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@calroscow

6 years

This weekend shall forever be knows as “the big gay move”. Home Counties gays went to London for Britney. London gays went to Manchester Pride. Welsh gays descended on Cardiff. And any others went to Carnival. Snow ploughs are out today clearing glitter off all motorways.

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@calroscow

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@shirlpuzz A fleeting moment of self-awareness shown in her eyes here, where she realises this is terrible even by her standards.

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@calroscow

5 years

Am I meant to stop being gay until the end of Ramadan too or...?

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The four schools have suspended the LGBT-inclusive lessons until the end of Ramadan, which finishes in June.

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@calroscow

4 years

SO happy that Janet got enough airtime for us all to decide to stan forever, despite being paired with Sherry Pie. A new icon is born. #JanetThePlanet #DragRace

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@calroscow

3 years

I can't believe Boris Johnson and Jill Mortimer keep talking about opportunities for Hartlepool as if they have not been the government for the country that town is in for the last 11 years! It had a Labour MP not a Labour government. If it's been left behind, it's their fault!

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@calroscow

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Ready for Hoopla or ready to fix your boiler?

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@calroscow

4 years

So I've had final confirmation of my Hungarian nationality today, and that my documents are ready at the embassy in London. Which means that I am now a dual national & EU citizen. This would be a somewhat more joyous moment if the EU hadn't just banned all travel from the UK. 😂

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@calroscow

1 year

BREAKING: G7 country cannot build train track

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@calroscow

2 months

I like that they've conceded the 2029 general election here too

Conservatives

@Conservatives

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There is only one way to stop a Labour supermajority that will put up taxes for the rest of your life. Vote Conservative today.

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@calroscow

6 years

Katrina, you need to have a chat with your man.

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@calroscow

6 years

Early night

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@calroscow

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Woah stop right there. If we start vilifying solicitors we have really begun to unpick the delicate fabric of law & society. We live in a country in which everyone has the right to a fair trial. Even murderers have to have a defence barrister and solicitor. What is happening?!

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@calroscow

6 years

Just sat here mourning the loss of my youth and beauty brb #WhatTheFuckHappenedWednesdays

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@calroscow

6 years

Guys sign up to my new gym coaching regime:

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@calroscow

10 years

The awkward moment on the Sky News mobile app when it looks like Maria Miller has a gun. http://t.co/qeyR5K9zxo

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@calroscow

5 years

In normal shops: Do you have this in a Large? In Zara: Do you have this in XXXXXL?

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@calroscow

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At @BestforBritain we have a very large database of subscribers with differing political opinions. After all, anyone can subscribe. A handful of the emails to our info@ inbox relating to the riots have been pretty shocking. Our team has decided that racist remarks, 1/4

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@calroscow

3 years

Apparently there had been a lot of noise complaints

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@BBCPolitics

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Labour's Margaret Hodge to step down as MP for Barking

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@calroscow

5 years

Every copywriter’s nightmare

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@calroscow

5 years

When people say they don’t believe in Russian bot farms, please show them this. (Or don’t if you really think thousands of people said this exact, rather peculiar, phrase) This is what we are up against.

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@calroscow

7 months

May I pls get a crumb of affordable housing

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@EveningStandard

7 months

Designs unveiled for skyscraper set to rival The Shard as London's joint tallest building

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4 years

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@calroscow

3 years

After putting on a huge amount of weight during lockdown, I've been trying to balance out my body with strength training. And today is the first day I've felt I can see a difference. (Excuse the unkempt beard!)

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@calroscow

4 years

If your employer is telling you they're going to be paying you 80% of your salary they have misunderstood what the government scheme is for. The govt is paying THEM 80% of your salary, so that they can keep paying you 100%.

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@calroscow

6 years

I can’t go out, it’s too hot.

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@calroscow

5 years

Your teeth when your older relatives start talking about Brexit

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@calroscow

1 year

Everyone in Westminster and beyond for the last 24 hrs. #TheEmail

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@calroscow

5 years

Well that went well 😂

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@calroscow

7 years

I hate myself for finding this so funny.

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@calroscow

4 years

Sorry no. You're not getting away with saying crap like this any more. This is life under Boris Johnson. He is the Prime Minister. He has not reassured the public. This is his crisis. This is the Conservative party's mess. Own it.

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@calroscow

2 years

Priti Patel, appropriately, dressed as Dolores Umbridge

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@calroscow

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"JONBERS GIVES FAKE LAUGH" The subtitles team honestly need a Bafta. #DragRaceUK

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@calroscow

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My mum [about me]: You’ve eaten a whole roast dinner, almost half the remainder of the shepherds pie, a family bar of Bourneville and now you’re starting on some crackers with vegan cheese. Meanwhile wondering why you had to put on an XL t-shirt this morning. I have been read.

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@calroscow

7 years

*meanwhile in the afterlife* "I'm sorry, they've done what?"

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@calroscow

3 years

"You can no longer call yourself ‘anti-racist’ if you are not prepared to do everything to get rid of these people. We often talk about forming a ‘progressive alliance’. It is now a necessity that we form an ‘anti-racist alliance’" Me for @BestForBritain :

Never again. You cannot call yourself ‘anti-racist’ unless you are prepared to do everything to get...

The racist abuse against black England players began as soon as the match was lost; the tweets from Priti Patel and Boris Johnson calling it out didn’t come ‘til morning. Presumably at around the...

www.bestforbritain.org

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@calroscow

5 years

This is the hair of someone with absolutely no gay friends.

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@calroscow

7 years

Let's get Brenda trending. #JeSuisBrenda #GeneralElection2017

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@calroscow

7 years

My flatmate just silently poked this round my bedroom door. I've never jumped so much.

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@calroscow

5 years

If the Tories are so proud of Britain, why do they sell everything to the Americans?

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@calroscow

5 years

Quite bored of the Catholic Church suggesting gay people like me are paedophiles... ...while cracking on being actual paedophiles.

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Took the day off work to help @EllieChowns get elected in N Herefordshire as @TheGreenParty MP on Thursday. Probably one of the nicest people involved in politics. And an incredibly lovely constituency. Fair few ex-Conservative farmers fed up and voting Green here.

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