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saltagreppo gotta be one of the most patient people on the planet
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epic
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why are so many people anti speedrun? at the top level it’s the highest mastery of any game
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so close yet so far... #Destiny2MOTW #Destiny2
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my bad bro
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predictions for tomorrow: people complain the dungeon is bad and that there is a reused boss model as the first boss
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i don’t care what reaction people have to clearing whatever challenges, but hands down @T1Vendetta Solo Caretaker “i’m pregnant” has gotta be the best reaction of all time
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Hello, in an attempt to get newer players to start doing Duo clears (with other new players) I made a challenge. Check it out here!
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life hard but i’m harder
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@harryy2533 the worst part is nearly all of his lowman are with the crafting bug
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why do people have to announce they are quitting D2 you’re not the president stepping down from office dog 😭
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can we have a dps meta where i can’t scratch my balls while doing the dps
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This is what it felt like for players who were falsely banned
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Destiny Bulletin
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NEW: It appears that Bungie is undergoing a series of layoffs this week, in addition to those that occurred in the last few weeks.
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tbh i’m mad about the trials emblem thing too, just because that emblem is ugly, couldn’t they use this one instead? looks so much better than the other one
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@calmyourponies
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8 months
my bad
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@ItsMeKriqu absolutely gapped
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@calmyourponies
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9 months
destiny 2 is more about redeeming emblems than playing the game at this point
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IF GOD ISNT REAL EXPLAIN THIS ONE ATHEISTS
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if you are afk farming for the most dead season of d2 you have some serious passion for the game and i can respect that
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can we just skip to the part where all the old raids are back in the game
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11 months
im so tired of these suspensions
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@calmyourponies
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7 months
finally found my destiny 2 duo <3
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bungie releasing starfire ornament after it being nerf is all you need to know about the company
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@calmyourponies
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has there ever been a healthy working relationship that came from d2?
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@SnafNolan this might be the craziest sentence ive ever read
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all i’m saying is i’ve never seen a girl look good with NO CLOTHES ON like seriously i don’t think it’s possible at all. feel free to try to prove me wrong tho
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@calmyourponies
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@All_The_Players only if they add it to dungeon report
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@calmyourponies
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i can die happy now
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@calmyourponies
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11 months
giving away this sick new monte carlo ornament! like rt and tag a friend with your best rizz for a chance to win on 12/25/23 christmas!
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how mfs playing D2 on a console in 2023
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today is the best day of my life… i just found my left airpod after losing it for like 2 weeks, and reacted like dabs doing solo flawless ron… genuinely the most happy i’ve been in a while
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@YouTubeGaming
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No big deal, just our #GamingCreatorOnTheRise @TheAegisRelic breaking a speedrunning World Record in Last Wish 💨 ➡️
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this just in: some random destiny 2 player just defended some random destiny 2 pedophile
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when are they going to just let me reset without dismantling random shit
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surely there is more to life than going to work for 10 hours, driving home, gym, rumble, repeat
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@ItsKBAlpha try doing more damage?
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anyone else keep raid report in they safari tabs at all times?
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@Alex_cammarato yeah can’t remember the last time i seen a complaint on a mario/dark souls/portal game where someone complains about “skipping” stuff
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attempt :3
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update, worst dungeon to date. gg
predictions for tomorrow: people complain the dungeon is bad and that there is a reused boss model as the first boss
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drop your d2 resume
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i legitimately don’t know what to do with my time on the weekend anymore, destiny/gaming just isn’t that fun
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keep them bc that way when i click on a tag and see september 17th, i instantly know they are shit 👍
@RaidReport
Destiny Raid Report
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Should we delete badges from the glitched weapon crafting period? Those 48 hours had more badges than the prior 4 months combined.
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i’ve seen it all…
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me when they don’t want to overdeliver and then have low retention rates on the dogshit they release 🤯
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standing on business
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starfire spam try not to be the only usable build in the game challenge
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the US military special operations team
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smol silly cat
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guys do you think she’ll respond
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yo just won this emblem for $90
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why do people who built their own pcs have the largest egos on the planet
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only have 2 moods…
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bitches treat me like a corndog only want my wiener when i got bread
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can we kill him
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@mermeows i just started drooling like a retard
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aint no way
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pov you are in hell
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levis breath, malfaesance, and forerunner are viable dps options... yeah... ✌️
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ok
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whoever made the send message button the hold to record button on discord mobile needs to be fired
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@calmyourponies
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this is actually such a good take, how are you gonna solo queue and then complain about your teammates? you’re literally rolling a dice every game…don’t like it? then queue with people.. it’s that simple
@A_dmg04
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@KhlearTV That's what can happen if you solo queue in any PvP game. Not gonna get good players every game. Not gonna get wins all the time either. Run with a team if you want more confidence... or give feedback asking for Skill-Based Matchmaking. Good luck!
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what people see about the d2 community is genuinely so bad.. but, thank you to the silent majority of those who don’t involve themselves in drama, are cool people, and who have formed meaningful friendships off this game. you are awesome and i appreciate you
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mythical tower pull HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA like when you see it!!!111!!1!!!!
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crota is a tough raid for people with accountability issues
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cat with bunny ears i don’t be coolin bra i care bout erathang
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this weekend boutta be crazy
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400 is a nice number. hoping to stream a lot more 🫡
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bring back levi but replace each encounter with a raid boss from the raid lairs
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@FrenchieHugo not too late to delete this
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guys i have a feeling i wont find the love of my life on valorant..
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tag urself!
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most normal conquer vc
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20 IN ONE WEEK! TIME FOR MY WEEKLY SHOWER! I EARNED IT!
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you know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold
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@amphxtamine do not join this shit
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can destiny stop making emblems like scientia illuminata, GDS, Outrun, Conjurers… please
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me in approximately 13 hours
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just saw this seasons leak
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very grateful for you guys <3
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@calmyourponies
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After reading a lot of the tweets regarding the new guns and the difficulty for some players to obtain them, I have decided to graciously offer a service to players who do not have time to grind, but want the weapons! dm me!
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do not buy call of duty for the raids…
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i am confident that any trials 2.0+ will end up extremely successful, or in jail for being a pedophile. no in between.
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me in approximately 8.5 hours
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what do y’all know about the cassette tape aux
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@thetvCruz calling me out, but who got banned first?
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i just had a dream i tweeted something and it blew up for no reason, can we get this to blow up for no reason?
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typa shit i been on…
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who tryna match <3
@ShouldHaveCat
Why you should have a cat
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@zero_rawr THATS THE UNSPOKEN DUKE DENNIS RIZZ😂😂🤣🤣 YEAH WOO BACK BABY RIZZ 🫵😝 THATS THE DONT RUN DONT TRIP TYPA RIZZ FR BABY WELCOME TO THE PARTY TYPE RIZZ😭😭😮‍💨 WOO WALK CHRISTIAN DIOR DIOR TYPE RIZZ💯🤣 THATS THAT ZUES TYPE RIZZ🔥🦾🤣
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i have a confession to make… sometimes i listen to tiktok songs….
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i have taken many shits before. but i am going to need the power of god to get through this one
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