The cast of
#TheTraitors
if they were characters from Greek mythology.
1. Maddy/Cassandra
Fated by the gods to utter true prophecies but never to be believed.
complaining to my housemates about white muscle gays taking over queer spaces and they just looked at me like babe the call is coming from inside the house
8. Wilfred/The Trojan Horse
Was welcomed into Troy as a gift from the Greeks, unaware that the horse was harbouring the Trojan army who would emerge at night and massacre the city.
Millie Bobby Brown reveals to Glamour that she credits her feminist awakening to a visit to a psychic, who informed her that she was, in fact, a feminist.
So anyway here is what I would have worn to Hoopla if I was going. But I'm not. Going, that is. But if I was - which I would, if I could - here is what I probably would have worn.
12. Kieran/The Minotaur
Half man (faithful), half bull (traitor) creature who doesn't realise that the labyrinth that has been constructed around him is an elaborate trap/prison.
3. Alex/Helen of Troy
Is seduced by Paris (Matt) and elopes with him, starting a conflict that will last for generations and change the lives of everyone involved.
17. Amos/Odysseus
Presumed dead, makes a surprising return to Ithica (a castle in Scotland) after a long absence and deals an effective blow to the suitors (traitors) who have over taken his court
13. Theo/The Lotus Eaters
A group of men who eat a special plant that doubles as a narcotic. Because of their consumption of the plant they become inebriated and distracted, preferring to spend their time having fun rather than focusing on the matter at hand.
An underappreciated aspect of the Amsterdam gloryhole incident is the storytelling abilities of the person sending the voice note. Like she really sold that shit.
Woke up early (like Mike Faist in Challengers), went to the gym (like Mike Faist in Challengers) then sat in the sauna (like Mike Faist in Challengers)
18. Claire/Arachne
Uses her skills in weaving (detective work) to display the wrong doings of the gods (traitors). Is killed out of spite. Later turned into a spider and weaves intricate webs instead (tweets about how she would have done things differently if she had lived)
Pop Girlies as UK Universities:
1. Beyonce/Oxford
Been doing this for a while and shows no signs of slowing down, however, their economic status and sheer star power makes it difficult to humanise them.