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abstruse in the sense of a recondite. visit my website for extras and ringtones. He/him. 🇵🇸

Manchester
Joined March 2014
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5 years
Hi @Florence_Pugh It took almost three weeks in the making, but I’ve decided to go full May Queen for Halloween.
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Hangover incoming
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2 years
The cast of #TheTraitors if they were characters from Greek mythology. 1. Maddy/Cassandra Fated by the gods to utter true prophecies but never to be believed.
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New level of gay unlocked: being used to promote Charli XCX tour dates
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8 months
If you are a gay man who was active in London between the years of 2015-2019 you have probably seen these two in a room together at some point
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put them in a room together i wanna see what they’d do
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2 years
Somewhere in Northern Italy
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2 years
New mirror, same desperate need for attention from the little gay men who live in my phone
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3 years
Queering football by referring to half-time as the interval.
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1 year
Ok I don't hate the lighting in my new room
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1 year
Nearly did a Teams call in this vest
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1 year
Anyway, hey dudes
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1 year
Are you a hey dude (top), hey bro (bottom) or hey man (depressed)?
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7 months
@aramnotagoat It came out this year, it was called May December
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4 months
I fully renounce my former collaboration with the Co op Live arena
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New level of gay unlocked: being used to promote Charli XCX tour dates
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1 year
Oppenheimer: Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. Oppenheimer's Wife:
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I fear Emily Blunts performance as a sentient martini glass in 'Oppenheimer' is camper than anything 'Barbie' can muster
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I hot girl summered too close to the sun (sti results came back)
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First outfit change of the day
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A paper cut would literally kill me rn
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Me in the club after demanding the DJ to play The White Lotus theme
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Bringing my copy of Ulysses to the gym to remind people I used to be smart
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My arms were kind of crazy this weekend
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9 months
I took my top off in the changing room and a straight man walked right over to fist bump me 😭
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3 months
jealous of all the sexual awakenings this film will be responsible for
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Mike Faist in Luca Guadagnino’s ‘CHALLENGERS.’ Now playing in theaters
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This picture single handedly revived my Twitter career
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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I *will* take a picture in every mirror in this house
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Case in point
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I'm starting to get abs for like the first time ever omg I'm going to be so much more insufferable
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Challengers has come out just in time for me to revive this preppy/sporty/russian gymnast era from 2 years ago.
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My hands are never beating the AI allegations
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3 years
Entering my himbo era
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2 years
The light was kind of insane this morning
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Are you a hey dude (top), hey bro (bottom) or hey man (depressed)?
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9. Meryl & Hannah/ The Trojan guards on duty the day they welcomed the Horse into Troy.
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I think it was the shirt
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@anthonystilldey
𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕒👾
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰
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2 years
And finally! 22. Claudia/Mt. Olympus Sublime. Mysterious. Unfathomable.
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10. Amanda/Dolos The spirit of trickery. A master at cunning, deception, fraud, craftiness, and treachery. Icon.
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Sightseeing in Prague
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Went drinking last night
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I've been told this jacket makes me look like a R*ssian gymnast
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complaining to my housemates about white muscle gays taking over queer spaces and they just looked at me like babe the call is coming from inside the house
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8. Wilfred/The Trojan Horse Was welcomed into Troy as a gift from the Greeks, unaware that the horse was harbouring the Trojan army who would emerge at night and massacre the city.
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4. Andrea/Penelope 100% faithful. Just waiting for her husband Odysseus (Amos) to return.
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I credit my gay awakening to my childhood bullies, who informed me that I was, in fact, a homosexual
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Millie Bobby Brown reveals to Glamour that she credits her feminist awakening to a visit to a psychic, who informed her that she was, in fact, a feminist.
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So anyway here is what I would have worn to Hoopla if I was going. But I'm not. Going, that is. But if I was - which I would, if I could - here is what I probably would have worn.
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11. Aaron/Theseus Archetypal hero who enters a complicated and treacherous labyrinth and relies on the knowledge of a woman to help him navigate it.
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12. Kieran/The Minotaur Half man (faithful), half bull (traitor) creature who doesn't realise that the labyrinth that has been constructed around him is an elaborate trap/prison.
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do you think they explored each other's bodies inside the trojan horse?
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I spent a lot of time in the gym this year
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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Huge day for this guy
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Me having watched nothing but Mick Lynch interviews all day
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16. John/Cronus Titan who eats his own son (Aaron) out of paranoia and insecurity.
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2. Tom/Agamemnon Sacrifices his daughter Iphigenia (Ivan) in order to appease the Gods. Back fires and ultimately causes his downfall.
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Work asked me to be in a TikTok and after reading the comments I feel like it may have gone viral for reasons they didn't intend 🫣
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lol
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What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my tits are so big”?
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Really should get a haircut before pride
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I'm never drinking again unless something is going on later today
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sweaty sweaty boy
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If I go to the gym and don't post a picture I will literally die
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7. Matt/Paris Pretty boy whose involvement with Helen of Troy (Alex) brings utter chaos.
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Killing time and praying for Dolly De Leon before the Oscar nominations are announced.
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Brought a guy home last night and turns out I moved into his old bedroom.
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6. Fay/Tiresias The blind prophet. Wise but misguided.
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3. Alex/Helen of Troy Is seduced by Paris (Matt) and elopes with him, starting a conflict that will last for generations and change the lives of everyone involved.
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17. Amos/Odysseus Presumed dead, makes a surprising return to Ithica (a castle in Scotland) after a long absence and deals an effective blow to the suitors (traitors) who have over taken his court
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Perceive me
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Morning
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LOL twink death
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13. Theo/The Lotus Eaters A group of men who eat a special plant that doubles as a narcotic. Because of their consumption of the plant they become inebriated and distracted, preferring to spend their time having fun rather than focusing on the matter at hand.
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14. Alyssa/Daedalus Architect of the labyrinth (traitor code of conduct) who was later imprisoned in it as punishment for failure.
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I'm starting to get abs for like the first time ever omg I'm going to be so much more insufferable
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Got a 1st on my silly little degree
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5. Ivan/Iphigenia Initially hesitant to allow her father Agamemnon (Tom) to sacrifice her, but gives in and goes to her death willingly.
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19. Nicki/Medusa A priestess of Athena, was cruelly punished by the goddess (faithful) for circumstances completely out of her control.
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I’ve moved flat and someone at the weekend told me ‘Every gay man in London has been in that flat over the last ten years.’ 👀
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The way I kind of have this relationship with all my straight guy friends
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josh o’connor and mike faist in ‘challengers’
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My eyes are up here
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An underappreciated aspect of the Amsterdam gloryhole incident is the storytelling abilities of the person sending the voice note. Like she really sold that shit.
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Be Italian I guess
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my arms are kinda giving this morning
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Woke up early (like Mike Faist in Challengers), went to the gym (like Mike Faist in Challengers) then sat in the sauna (like Mike Faist in Challengers)
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Handed in all my uni assignments. I'm free!!!!!!
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18. Claire/Arachne Uses her skills in weaving (detective work) to display the wrong doings of the gods (traitors). Is killed out of spite. Later turned into a spider and weaves intricate webs instead (tweets about how she would have done things differently if she had lived)
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Continuing my R*ssian Athlete Era
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Pop Girlies as UK Universities: 1. Beyonce/Oxford Been doing this for a while and shows no signs of slowing down, however, their economic status and sheer star power makes it difficult to humanise them.
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20. Rayan/Greek Chorus Kept a distance from most of the main action, but provided helpful insight and commentary on the main characters.
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The wind be doing things to my hair
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help
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