So everyone knows how much of a Nannan’s boy I am, picture this... she stands outside footaslyum telling people that the boy in the shop window is her grandson 🥺🥺🥰❤️💫 Makes me die 😩😩😩😩
You know when you press play thinking the head phones are plugged in. 🙃🙃🙃 well everyone on flight BF143CC To Ibiza knows what I’m about now HAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHA! Wow tragic
MAY 13TH … Gonna be a very long day in the office for
@therealsaltpapi
Finally, he can get put to the test and humbled properly. I have skill, technique, drive and heart… Let’s see what he really has⁉️
@MisfitsBoxing
@MamsTaylor
This Mrs Hinch has changed the game man 😰 Girls have gone MAD! I’m seeing it everywhere! Guys chat up lines gonna be “So I’ve got a Dyson Ball 5000 back at mine ... wys?” JOB DONE.
#youvebeenhinched
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Absolutely gutted it’s all over!!!! But what’s season it has been loved every second!!!! ♥️🙌🏾☀️🍾🍻 WHO KNOWS WHAT NEXT SUMMER WILL BRING 👀👀!
#IbizaWeekender
Quick Evaluation then:
Molly continues to pie me 😪😂
I have the loudest laugh in history🤣
Jordan fxcked it 😅
Really tough end to the episode💔😥
Rep of the Week 4-0 though!🎉🎉
#IbizaWeekender
😴💫🤣 WOW imagine waking up and Its already SUNSET!! 🤣🌅 All because I stayed up all night being an addict watching ‘YOU’ on Netflix 🤣🤣 ... Need season 3 Already!! ANYONE else feel this???
@younetflix
#YOU
#goldenhour
Seen some extremes in my time but my god. Gentlemen, NEVER doubt the mind of a women👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Fair play lady... Sherlock Rooney at your service🕵🏻♀️🕵🏻♀️🕵🏻♀️
I know every Tom, dick and Harry has said it but I Really don’t understand why twitter doesn’t get involved with the ‘Edit’ button for tweets! Do you know how much this would bless the lives of all us angry, impulsive and extremely illiterate Tweeters out there!!!!😰😂😂😂🤬🤬
I just thought, Imagine a girl liking a lad for ages getting to know him and everything, then they finally get to sealing the deal and he wears pants not boxers smh...🤷🏽♂️😰🤣🤣🤣🤣
People don’t rate me yet cause they haven’t seen me box on misfits … But come MAY if
@therealsaltpapi
dares takes the fight and don’t sh*t himself You’ll all see what I can really do 🥊 fight of the night for Dann sure. Put some respect on my name‼️
@MisfitsBoxing
@MamsTaylor
We shall be back… with ferocity of vengeance‼️ Thank you for everyone who has supported me 🙏🏽❤️ And to the nonbelievers - I’ll see you soon! 🥊 Small minor changes to the game to be made and I believe I’ll be up there with the best. We got heart and we got soul and before the
This weather is seriously not good for the English this early!!! Like it’s Not even 10am and I already wanna be in someone’s garden with a crate of darkies, a disposable BBQ and burgers with some darirylee slices on them!!! 🙌🏾💯🍺☀️☀️☀️
#summerIZere
Girls actually move so maddd🤯🤯😂 “I don’t like these girls?” ... Babe you’ve haven’t even said hello?? Hayley just made herself UK’s biggest bitch👏🏾🤷🏾♂️
Imagine this yeah 😂😂 So last night I was out and I saw Honey G on a table so for the boys back home I decided it’d be jokes to get a photo with her... So I politely ask and She only goes and looks me dead my eyes and fully swerves me HAHAHA! Stay Humble Honey G 😂😂
#gotpied
7 hour flight - All I wanna do it’s relax, sleep and watch a few of those unreleased films. Sits down between two young lads - “Oi mate you Callum from Ibiza Weekender? ... mate how much do you bench?!!!” Can tell this flight is gonna be a barrel of laughs 😭😨😂😂😂✈️💀💀
Can someone with name that people actually know challenge
@therealsaltpapi
???
It’s always complete nobody’s calling him out !
It’s so damn frustrating the fans deserve an entertaining fight with someone with clout.
My Nannan honestly is too much 🤣🤣 She just said Callum how are we gonna watch you on E4 if my TV remotes not got a letter E on it and only number?🤷🏾♂️🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂😂 I’m dead!🤣
Can’t believe what I’ve just heard
@DavidWeekender
I mean FUMINGGGG you never told me!!!! BUT
@CelebsGoDating
🙌🏾🙌🏾💛 Cannot wait to watch the new series already now!!!!!!
If I can pay to take my Nannan and Grandad on Holiday by in the next 2 years, Then keep all your ‘people who goes on these shows are tragic’ comments coming please!!! I’ll lap them u, cause I won’t be feeling tragic at all😘♥️🙌🏾💯
Can’t believe what ive just heard 😭😭😭 Biggest myth of 2018!!! In what world is Adam 22 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not a chance! He acc looks like he could be Niall’s Dad ffs 😂
#Loveisland
Everyone’s posting photos of themselves 10 years ago and comparing puberty challenges... Im not even tryna look like myself 1 year ago ffs 😨🤯😭😭🤣🤣
#PubertyChallenge
Hayley’s so beautiful!!!!🤯😍😍😍 And then she opens her mouth ... what shame😥 Her nice streak (on entrance) lasted a whole of 1.5 episodes 😂😂 At least we knows she’s not playing a game lol
SOOOOO... it appears the Cats our the bag!!! I’ll be appearing on celebsgodating this year! Who knows what’s in store?!🤷🏾♂️ But I’m sure it will be a bumpy ride with some laughs and…
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Really just hit new levels of stupidity 😰😰😰 Friend - “Oh my god someone’s getting us all Tamagotchi for presents!” Me - “What?! Why are they getting you papers swans?” Friend - “ OH MY GOD NO THATS ORIGAMI!”😭😭 Please someone help me!!!🤤🤔🤤
Bit of sun comes out next thing you know loads of geezers getting about on push irons, shirts off, tribal on show, tn’s on and a nice little speaker banging out only the finest beats “bosssssssss” 🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣
Recently found out the correct phrase for that move girls do in the bed to show there active 🤣🤣🤣 It’s called the ‘scoot’ 🤣🤣 Gents you I knowwwww you know the one 😭🥴🤣
#thescoot
Mate just asked me “Do you need a passport to go to Scotland tomorrow?” I laughed ... turned to my mum and went “Oi Mum I don’t need my passport to go to Scotland do I?” 😂😂😂😂😂🏴🏴🏴
People need to chill letting a couple thousand followers get to their head for reals 😂😂 Listen you wasn’t a life philosopher before or a relationship councillor so stop with ya fake ass patronising motivational talks plz✋🏿 🤣🤣😴😴
Hate people that try and act like SQUARES and DISCOS are good crips?!🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️ Whats that about man? THEY ARE THE DEADEST CRISPS GOING, FACTS. Legit mum would get cancelled for bringing those last resorts near my pack up 🌋🌋🌋😭🤷🏽♂️😂😂
Just one time I’d like to make it back home from Ibiza and not miss my flight 😭😭 Think it’s time to start going back on family holidays with mum and dad 😰😂
2018 TV adverts NEED TO RELAXXX It’s a Sunday ‘the day of peace and harmony’ and I’m just sat chilling with Mum next thing you know... “DO YOU SUFFER FROM VAGINAL DRYESS, SORENESS? USE VAGICAL!!!” Taking the piss 😂😂😂 Coudnt even look my own mum in the eye ffs 😰😰😰😂
Like real talk...I went for breakfast with my Nannan last week and all did was pay for breakfast which in relevance isn’t a lot...BUT she cried bless her! 💛And just over a year ago I’d be calling her every week asking for money🤷🏾♂️Roll on 2019! I’m taking them away baby🙌🏾
Tell you what right, I love London And that but jeeesus Christ I am not about this cram yourself in like a tin of sardines business on the tubes man 😂Like SERIOUSLY where is the personal space at?🙋🏽♂️😂 Women next to me just nearly got her head broke arfff in the doors 😰😂