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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

Not watched love island this year yet cause still sour about my not so lookalike BUT this clip has just changed it all 🤣🤣 OMGGGGG IM DEAD!!!!

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@callumalexandre

5 years

So everyone knows how much of a Nannan’s boy I am, picture this... she stands outside footaslyum telling people that the boy in the shop window is her grandson 🥺🥺🥰❤️💫 Makes me die 😩😩😩😩

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@callumalexandre

5 years

How did Leanne go from being the sweetest girl in there to the nastiest and rudest with an ugly inside 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ HOW????

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

You know when you press play thinking the head phones are plugged in. 🙃🙃🙃 well everyone on flight BF143CC To Ibiza knows what I’m about now HAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHA! Wow tragic

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

Let’s see if blondes do have more fun then eyyyy?🤣🤣

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

1 year

So I’m hearing that @therealsaltpapi doesn’t turn down fights? Come then… let’s go @MisfitsBoxing IM HERE, IM READY, IM HUNGRY AND ITS TIME TO EAT 🍽️🐺🥊 #therealseasoningmaster

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

1 year

MAY 13TH … Gonna be a very long day in the office for ⁦ @therealsaltpapi ⁩ Finally, he can get put to the test and humbled properly. I have skill, technique, drive and heart… Let’s see what he really has⁉️ ⁦⁦ @MisfitsBoxing ⁩ ⁦⁦ @MamsTaylor ⁩

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

Oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭 @DavidWeekender @JordanWeekender I AM FINISHED

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

This Mrs Hinch has changed the game man 😰 Girls have gone MAD! I’m seeing it everywhere! Guys chat up lines gonna be “So I’ve got a Dyson Ball 5000 back at mine ... wys?” JOB DONE. #youvebeenhinched 🧼 🧽 🧹

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Absolutely gutted it’s all over!!!! But what’s season it has been loved every second!!!! ♥️🙌🏾☀️🍾🍻 WHO KNOWS WHAT NEXT SUMMER WILL BRING 👀👀! #IbizaWeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Always gets me every year when @JordanWeekender says “What are the chances?!” 🤣🤣🤣 Then everyone patiently waits for the Narrator to mug him off🤣🤣 @itv2 @IbizaWeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

7 years

Quick Evaluation then: Molly continues to pie me 😪😂 I have the loudest laugh in history🤣 Jordan fxcked it 😅 Really tough end to the episode💔😥 Rep of the Week 4-0 though!🎉🎉 #IbizaWeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

😴💫🤣 WOW imagine waking up and Its already SUNSET!! 🤣🌅 All because I stayed up all night being an addict watching ‘YOU’ on Netflix 🤣🤣 ... Need season 3 Already!! ANYONE else feel this??? @younetflix #YOU #goldenhour

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Well... HERE GOES NOTHING!!!! 😁

Celebs Go Dating

@CelebsGoDating

6 years

New Celebrity Client Announcement #2 🔥🔥🔥🔥 NEWS JUST IN - We have a second new celebrity client at the agency!!! It’s @IbizaWeekender very own @CallumWeekender #CelebsGoDating #Ibizaweekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

@_JackFowler_ What you bringing to the party? Minus a fresh fade offffffc👀😂😂😂

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

M4RJ

@MarjoramTom

5 years

#nolikeynolighty @PaddyMcGuinness

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

There’s are actually no bigger betrayal than getting home after maccies trip to find out they royally screwed you.

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

TWO DAYS TILL YAAAA HUNS ARE BACK!!!☀️🍻🙌🏾🕺🏿💃🏽 @davidweekender @itv2 @IbizaWeekender #ibizaweekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

4 years

HOW HAS IT GONE SO FAST????? Tomorrow guys is the LAST EPISODE OF @IbizaWeekender @itv2 DONT MISS IT☀️🙌🏾🕺🏿💃🏽🥰 #IBIZAWEEKENDER

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

**DONT FORGET** ITS THE LAST EPISODE OF @IbizaWeekender TONIGHT😢😢 9PM @itv2 WHAT A SERIES!!!💥🍾♥️🤟🏾🍹 #ibizaWeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Can somebody please make a montage of me and @JordanWeekender reactions to each other when we find out who’s in more sh*t 🤣🤣👏🏾 @IbizaWeekender #ibizaweekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

Seen some extremes in my time but my god. Gentlemen, NEVER doubt the mind of a women👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Fair play lady... Sherlock Rooney at your service🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️

Coleen Rooney

@ColeenRoo

5 years

This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it......

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

7 years

Hate that southerners pronounce ‘MAGALUF’ as ‘MAGALOOF’ proper gets to me 😭😂😂 Not like you’d ever say ‘MAGALOOF SHAG A SCROOOF’ 😂😂

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Eyal's pissed me off that much I might even start liking Hayley now😂😂😂😂😂😂

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

7 years

EL JEFÉ ASSISTANTE 😂😂 YEEEEEAH BUDDY!!!💯💥🙌🏾😎🤩 @IbizaWeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

7 years

I know every Tom, dick and Harry has said it but I Really don’t understand why twitter doesn’t get involved with the ‘Edit’ button for tweets! Do you know how much this would bless the lives of all us angry, impulsive and extremely illiterate Tweeters out there!!!!😰😂😂😂🤬🤬

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

Everything about this has killed me 🤣🤣🤣 Tinder Popup, WAYNE’s voice, strepsil comment 😭🤣

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

“BRING ON THE FITTIES!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂**falls of chair** Hahahahahaha! Classic IZZARD #IbizaWeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

I just thought, Imagine a girl liking a lad for ages getting to know him and everything, then they finally get to sealing the deal and he wears pants not boxers smh...🤷🏽‍♂️😰🤣🤣🤣🤣

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

WOW🥴 So so so sad 🥺😣😣😣 Big respect to that man ❤️ Remained a gentleman throughout and didn’t let the scumbag get to him enough to loose control 👏🏾👏🏾

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal NEEDS TO GET EJECTED FROM THE VILLA WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT!!!!!!!!!

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

How jokes is it when people use the caption “name a better duo” on pictures and you can literally think of about 5 thousand 😂😂😂👀

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

IM GOING TO APOLOGISE NOW😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 @IbizaWeekender @itv2 ERMMMMMMM 😭😭

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

ITS FINALLY HERE PEOPLE!!!! @ExOnTheBeach PEAK OF LOVE HITS THE UK! THIS MONDAY 24TH FEB AT 10PM ON MTV 🇬🇧 😝 @ExOnThePeakMTV @mtvex @MTVUK @MTV

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

1 year

Looks right, Feels right … LETS GET TO IT💥 Don’t back down now … @MisfitsBoxing @MamsTaylor @therealsaltpapi

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@callumalexandre

1 year

People don’t rate me yet cause they haven’t seen me box on misfits … But come MAY if @therealsaltpapi dares takes the fight and don’t sh*t himself You’ll all see what I can really do 🥊 fight of the night for Dann sure. Put some respect on my name‼️ @MisfitsBoxing @MamsTaylor

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

ALMOST THAT TIME OF WEEK AGAIN GUYS!!😱🤯🙌🏾😂☀️🍻🕺🏿Ibiza Weekenders back on 9PM ON @itv2 @IbizaWeekender #ibizaweekender #BXTCHSQUAD 💁🏽‍♂️😂 @DavidWeekender @TashWeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

1 year

We shall be back… with ferocity of vengeance‼️ Thank you for everyone who has supported me 🙏🏽❤️ And to the nonbelievers - I’ll see you soon! 🥊 Small minor changes to the game to be made and I believe I’ll be up there with the best. We got heart and we got soul and before the

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

W E L C O M E T O T H E P R I D E 🦁 @CondurreL

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

SOMEHOW managed to escape 24 years without paying my own phone bill... Untill today, urghhh long this man smh... big man now though!!!😏😏🤣🤣🤣🤣

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

7 years

You know what day it is!!!!! @IbizaWeekender TONIGHT 9PM!!!! This episode has everything 😰♥️🎉🤯💥💯😅😅😅 Ahhhh Deeeear!!!

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

This weather is seriously not good for the English this early!!! Like it’s Not even 10am and I already wanna be in someone’s garden with a crate of darkies, a disposable BBQ and burgers with some darirylee slices on them!!! 🙌🏾💯🍺☀️☀️☀️ #summerIZere

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

IBIZA WEEKENDER IS BACK TONIGHT FOR EP 2!!!!! 9PM ON @itv2 @IbizaWeekender #ibizaweekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

7 years

all love bro! Even if you did wish me dead - twice 😂😂😂♥️💯

JORDAN DAVIES

@JordanWeekender

7 years

Love you @CallumWeekender ❤️ #IbizaWeekender

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@callumalexandre

5 years

btec

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

7 years

If your banter is correcting spelling or punctuation then I’m afraid to say, you have no banter 😅😅😭💩

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

EYAL?!!! BROOOO REMOVE YOURSELF!!!

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Everyone needs a DAVID!!!🙌🏾❤️

Emma Jackson

@_m1ss_jacks0n_

6 years

Aww @CallumWeekender is literally so gorgeous inside and out #IbizaWeekender bless him and @DavidWeekender such a sweet friendship 🤗

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

Genuinely wanna go as ‘El jefe’ to a fancy dress now 😭🤣🤣🤣 @DavidWeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Don’t know what scumbags actually think its okay to spike girls on nights out!! Actual joke what I witnessed last night!!!🤬🤬🤬

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Girls actually move so maddd🤯🤯😂 “I don’t like these girls?” ... Babe you’ve haven’t even said hello?? Hayley just made herself UK’s biggest bitch👏🏾🤷🏾‍♂️

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

7PM T O N I G H T TS SHOWTIME BABY!!!! SO GASSSSSED⛽️TO RELEASE WHAT IVE BEEN COOKIN UP 🍳🤯 STAY TUNED!!!🤯🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Imagine this yeah 😂😂 So last night I was out and I saw Honey G on a table so for the boys back home I decided it’d be jokes to get a photo with her... So I politely ask and She only goes and looks me dead my eyes and fully swerves me HAHAHA! Stay Humble Honey G 😂😂 #gotpied

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Hi My names Eyal and I like trees and talking reeeeeeeally slow 🌱🌿☘🍁🍂🍃🌲🌳🌴🎄🌵

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

Andddd I can most definitely deal with that 🤣🤣🤣❤️

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

7 hour flight - All I wanna do it’s relax, sleep and watch a few of those unreleased films. Sits down between two young lads - “Oi mate you Callum from Ibiza Weekender? ... mate how much do you bench?!!!” Can tell this flight is gonna be a barrel of laughs 😭😨😂😂😂✈️💀💀

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Just caught up on love island ...

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

1 year

🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️

KEEM 🍿

@KEEMSTAR

1 year

Can someone with name that people actually know challenge @therealsaltpapi ??? It’s always complete nobody’s calling him out ! It’s so damn frustrating the fans deserve an entertaining fight with someone with clout.

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

My Nannan honestly is too much 🤣🤣 She just said Callum how are we gonna watch you on E4 if my TV remotes not got a letter E on it and only number?🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😂 I’m dead!🤣

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Annoying when it’s the weekend and your body clock is still in weekday mode 😭😭 I DONT WANT TO BE UP AT 6:45 🤦🏽‍♂️

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

Girls will literally put avocado on anything for the gram i swear to god 🤣🤣

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

SUNDAYS are made for: - Being hungover 😷 - Chilling Clothes 💯 - Ibiza Weekender ☀️ - Eating...…

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Can’t believe what I’ve just heard @DavidWeekender I mean FUMINGGGG you never told me!!!! BUT @CelebsGoDating 🙌🏾🙌🏾💛 Cannot wait to watch the new series already now!!!!!!

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

What is happening these days man like I Love the support on my photos on Instagram but I’ve got 14 year olds girls calling me a snack ffs 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

“One kiss is all it takes” ... LITERALLY WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BANGER 😨😂😂 Just find your self repeating those 2 lines all day everyday man far too catchy!!

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

7 years

If I can pay to take my Nannan and Grandad on Holiday by in the next 2 years, Then keep all your ‘people who goes on these shows are tragic’ comments coming please!!! I’ll lap them u, cause I won’t be feeling tragic at all😘♥️🙌🏾💯

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

7 years

That was an interesting phone call from Nannan to say the very least 😰😂😂😂😂😂😂 #ibizaweekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Can’t believe what ive just heard 😭😭😭 Biggest myth of 2018!!! In what world is Adam 22 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not a chance! He acc looks like he could be Niall’s Dad ffs 😂 #Loveisland

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Everyone’s posting photos of themselves 10 years ago and comparing puberty challenges... Im not even tryna look like myself 1 year ago ffs 😨🤯😭😭🤣🤣 #PubertyChallenge

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

5 MINUTES TOGO UNTILL @IbizaWeekender !! @itv2 #ibizaweekender ☀️🍻🙌🏾💛🎉🤯

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Hayley’s so beautiful!!!!🤯😍😍😍 And then she opens her mouth ... what shame😥 Her nice streak (on entrance) lasted a whole of 1.5 episodes 😂😂 At least we knows she’s not playing a game lol

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 @IbizaWeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

SOOOOO... it appears the Cats our the bag!!! I’ll be appearing on celebsgodating this year! Who knows what’s in store?!🤷🏾‍♂️ But I’m sure it will be a bumpy ride with some laughs and…

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

HAHAHA!😂😂👏🏾 @JordanWeekender @itv2 @IbizaWeekender

Kavos Weekender

@KavosWeekender

6 years

Who hurt you hun?... 😢 @JordanWeekender Find out Sunday at 9pm on @itv2 ! #IbizaWeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

YOUR RESIDENT REP OF THE WEEK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! 🤮😷🤢 CANNNNNY HACK IT!!! @isobelweekender @itv2 @IbizaWeekender #IbizaWeeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Been chatting my box off on this train for the past 30 minutes wondering why all the old folk proper dead eying me for??🤨 Just looked....🤦🏽‍♂️ classic

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS 🙌🏾🙌🏾 SUNDAY! Which meaans @itv2 9PM!!! @IbizaWeekender IS BACK ☀️🍻🎉🕺🏿💃🏽 #IbizaWeekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

4 years

c o n d u r r e c l o t h i n g | b e t h e l e a d e r 🔥 @condurre_clothing • • Wearing - @condurre_clothing Neon Tech Hoodie. 💧 • GO TO @condurre_clothing FOR A CELEBRATION SALE!! FOR THE FINAL EPISODE OF IBIZA WEEKENDER TONIGHT 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 USE CODE - CALLUM30 ☮️✌🏾

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Really just hit new levels of stupidity 😰😰😰 Friend - “Oh my god someone’s getting us all Tamagotchi for presents!” Me - “What?! Why are they getting you papers swans?” Friend - “ OH MY GOD NO THATS ORIGAMI!”😭😭 Please someone help me!!!🤤🤔🤤

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

30 MINUTES TOGO BEFORE @itv2 @IbizaWeekender LAST EP!!! DONT MISS IT 😨🕺🏿🍻🍾🎉🧡☀️ #ibizaweekender

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

7 years

JUST OVER AN HOUR!!!! With the return of @HayleyWeekender ... She definitely stirs things up to say the least!!!😳👀😂😂😂 @IbizaWeekender 9PM @itv2 💥💥💥

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@callumalexandre

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

Bit of sun comes out next thing you know loads of geezers getting about on push irons, shirts off, tribal on show, tn’s on and a nice little speaker banging out only the finest beats “bosssssssss” 🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

Recently found out the correct phrase for that move girls do in the bed to show there active 🤣🤣🤣 It’s called the ‘scoot’ 🤣🤣 Gents you I knowwwww you know the one 😭🥴🤣 #thescoot

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

Mate just asked me “Do you need a passport to go to Scotland tomorrow?” I laughed ... turned to my mum and went “Oi Mum I don’t need my passport to go to Scotland do I?” 😂😂😂😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

7 years

People need to chill letting a couple thousand followers get to their head for reals 😂😂 Listen you wasn’t a life philosopher before or a relationship councillor so stop with ya fake ass patronising motivational talks plz✋🏿 🤣🤣😴😴

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

5 years

Hate people that try and act like SQUARES and DISCOS are good crips?!🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ Whats that about man? THEY ARE THE DEADEST CRISPS GOING, FACTS. Legit mum would get cancelled for bringing those last resorts near my pack up 🌋🌋🌋😭🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂

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@callumalexandre

6 years

Just one time I’d like to make it back home from Ibiza and not miss my flight 😭😭 Think it’s time to start going back on family holidays with mum and dad 😰😂

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@callumalexandre

5 years

I bet it gets to mid November every year and Michael Bublé just sits at home like ‘here we go again babyyyyyyyy’ 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿

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@callumalexandre

6 years

When you think know someone then they ask for ketchup at Nando’s 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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@callumalexandre

6 years

2018 TV adverts NEED TO RELAXXX It’s a Sunday ‘the day of peace and harmony’ and I’m just sat chilling with Mum next thing you know... “DO YOU SUFFER FROM VAGINAL DRYESS, SORENESS? USE VAGICAL!!!” Taking the piss 😂😂😂 Coudnt even look my own mum in the eye ffs 😰😰😰😂

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@callumalexandre

5 years

I’d like to think this re-occurring comment was obvious but apparently not... OBVIOUSLYYYYYY WE WASNT TOGETHER AT THIS POINT 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@callumalexandre

5 years

People laughing at me cause I have to check my videos before I post so my Nannan’s doesn’t hear my swearing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@callumalexandre

6 years

Like real talk...I went for breakfast with my Nannan last week and all did was pay for breakfast which in relevance isn’t a lot...BUT she cried bless her! 💛And just over a year ago I’d be calling her every week asking for money🤷🏾‍♂️Roll on 2019! I’m taking them away baby🙌🏾

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@callumalexandre

6 years

Tell you what right, I love London And that but jeeesus Christ I am not about this cram yourself in like a tin of sardines business on the tubes man 😂Like SERIOUSLY where is the personal space at?🙋🏽‍♂️😂 Women next to me just nearly got her head broke arfff in the doors 😰😂

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

If your toes hang over the ends of your high heels just know you have severely damaged my soul for the next 30 seconds 👠🤢🤐🤷🏾‍♂️

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callum alexandré

@callumalexandre

6 years

I knew life had drastically changed When I started filling my car full at the petrol station🤣⛽️⛽️

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