Mishfah🌛 @callmeefab Twitter profile

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Mishfah🌛

@callmeefab

3 months

All men are liars just pick the one that's rich

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Mishfah🌛

@callmeefab

2 months

Internet relationships are crazy just turn-off wifi and you're single

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@callmeefab

2 months

I don't understand how y'all cheat. I mean, I can't even find someone to date

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@callmeefab

3 months

After i was born i didn’t talk to my parents for like 2 years

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@callmeefab

2 months

I want you to text me, disturb me, annoy me

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@callmeefab

3 months

The only way to reduce your screentime from 11 hours a day to 1 hour is getting married

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@callmeefab

3 months

Normalize unsending messages when it was ignored

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@callmeefab

3 months

Y’all flirt with me on every app except for cash app. I don’t like that

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@callmeefab

2 months

Do you believe in miracles?

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@callmeefab

8 months

Only stupid people fall in love. Intelligent ones share memes😂

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@callmeefab

3 months

The butterflies I once had for that person have turned into cockroaches

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@callmeefab

2 months

I deserve to be on someone's lockscreen but ok

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@callmeefab

2 months

Please pray for my husband, he is struggling to find me

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@callmeefab

1 month

Cheaters always turn off their active status

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@callmeefab

5 months

Aj tak kisi ne " tum pangy lo mai sambhal lu ga " nahi kaha

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@callmeefab

2 months

"Hansna tha kya" pe koi savage reply batao?

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@callmeefab

3 months

I wanna go to the movies with my boyfriend Can somebody recommend a good boyfriend?😂

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@callmeefab

3 months

Agr mujhse pyaar vyaar hai toh bata dena , aise ghut ghut ke mat jiyo

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@callmeefab

4 months

Kiya aap ko apny pankhay ki hawa aa rahi hai?

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@callmeefab

2 months

Good things start with M

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@callmeefab

2 months

I know better days are coming but like when? I need a date please

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@callmeefab

4 months

Woh achanak se career ko le k serious honge, tum kat gaya samajh lena

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@callmeefab

2 months

Can someone please send me a long romantic message? I want to check if my heart is still working!

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@callmeefab

4 months

Itni garmi mein pasandeeda log bhi zehar lag rahe hain

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@callmeefab

2 months

Even my relationship with sleep became one sided love

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@callmeefab

4 months

پا سکيں گے نا عمر بھر جس کو جستجو آج بھی اسی کی ہے

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@callmeefab

4 months

Don't flirt with me You may fall in love if I flirt back😉😂

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@callmeefab

4 months

Allah sab ka bhala kare Par shuruat mujhse kare

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@callmeefab

2 months

Putting your phone on silent is all fun until you are not able to find it

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@callmeefab

3 months

Woh ishq hi kiya jo kisi ke chehre se ho Maza toh tab hai mohabbat kisi ki baaton se ho

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@callmeefab

4 months

Kuch logo ki posts ko aap jitna marzi like and comment karlo unhon ne aap ki post pe nahi aana

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@callmeefab

3 months

Agar mera kabhi first msg aa jaye toh samajh jana k mein nashy mein hon

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@callmeefab

7 months

There are no sad endings for those who trust Allah

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@callmeefab

2 months

I hate impatient taxi drivers, bro how are you more in a hurry than me? You already at your job

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@callmeefab

4 months

Someone: Zindagi kesi chal rahi hai? Me: Zindagi chal nahi rahi, langri hogyi hai

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@callmeefab

7 months

People now a days: Naiki kar snapchat pe daal...

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@callmeefab

5 months

Yeh zimedariyon se bhagne ke liye kaun si company ka shoes sahi rahega?

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@callmeefab

3 months

Did you know? If you close your eyes, you can't see 😂

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@callmeefab

4 months

Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on

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@callmeefab

6 months

If I send you "My Eid Snaps" You have to reply "Meri Eid Toh Ab Hui Hai"🙈😂

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@callmeefab

5 months

Tumhari b cousin se shadi hogi, tumhari b aur han tumhari b

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@callmeefab

4 months

Meri zindagi mein mere ilawa pura khandan interested hai

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@callmeefab

5 months

Duniya ki haqeeqat se waqif log Kisi k liye aham hone ka veham nahi palty

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@callmeefab

6 months

Insan ki aankhein tab khulti hai Jab woh so kar uthta hai

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@callmeefab

4 months

Eid wale din photos achi aa bhi gayi toh bhejungi kisko?

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@callmeefab

4 months

Tu mohabbat se koi chaal toh chal Haar janey ka hosla hai mujhe

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@callmeefab

2 months

Pata nahi kis ki nazar lag gayi mujhe, not feeling well😮‍💨

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@callmeefab

3 months

Yall judge by cars clothes and jewelry, I judge by heart soul and mind

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@callmeefab

2 months

Somebody once told me

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@callmeefab

6 months

No one: My Mom: apnay baal bandho mujhe garmi lag rahi hai

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@callmeefab

4 months

Zindagi mein aik baar mohabbat zaroor karni chahiye ta kay pata ho kay kyun nahi karni chahiye

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@callmeefab

4 months

Yeh sab log mujhe dm mein instagram link send kar rahe hain ya khudi send ho raha?

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@callmeefab

3 months

Kab tak log hi tum ko dhoka daity rahe gy Kisi din tum bhi try karo

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@callmeefab

4 months

Live, Love, Laugh. If That Doesn't Work, Load, Aim, Fire.

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@callmeefab

5 months

Dhoka aise hi nahi milta, bhala karna parta hai logon ka

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@callmeefab

3 months

When I get rich, I will hire a person to say sorry on my behalf

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@callmeefab

5 months

Aur batao kyaa apke sath "I can't live without you" wala mazak hua hai kabhi????

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@callmeefab

6 months

April fool is for kids Legends lie every day

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@callmeefab

5 months

Marna hai toh poora maro Yeh "Dead Inside" kya hota hai

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@callmeefab

5 months

My anxiety has anxiety about anxiety😭

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@callmeefab

5 months

If you had a bad day always remember "Yeh toh roz ka hai"

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@callmeefab

2 months

Life is so draining , you fix one problem here come 12 more

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@callmeefab

4 months

This is a fish 🦁 But if you see a lion then you have crush on me

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@callmeefab

3 months

Eye contact with wrong person is like "THANDI CHAI"

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@callmeefab

4 months

If she replies with 'uff' then you gotta say "teri adaa" this is the rule

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@callmeefab

4 months

Nashay karo nashay pyar karne main kuch nahi rakha

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@callmeefab

3 months

Dear crush just fall in love with me it's not that hard

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@callmeefab

2 months

I can't see red flags because I sat too close to the tv too much as a kid

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@callmeefab

4 months

May hajj be written for us next year in shaa Allah

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@callmeefab

5 months

Angrezi mein larky ko He kehty hain To boht sary larkon ko kiya kahengy?

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@callmeefab

2 months

I deserve " tum theek nahi lag rahi, call karo?" person in my life

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@callmeefab

3 months

Ab toh road cross karte waqt left right dekhne ka bhi dil nahi karta

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@callmeefab

3 months

Mil Jaye Wafadaar To Ek Suggar Daddy hi Buhat hy

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@callmeefab

2 months

“You wear glasses? must be smart huh?” Bro, I literally failed an eye test, what makes you think that I'm smart?

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@callmeefab

3 months

I want to spend money but not my money

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@callmeefab

3 months

The craziest thing about people who don’t like you is that they watch everything you do

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@callmeefab

2 months

Aik din barish Dusre din humidity Teesre din aag ke gole Chuthe din monday Aur aise jeene ke 4 din khatam

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@callmeefab

4 months

It always seems impossible until it's done

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@callmeefab

2 months

People who sleep while hugging a pillow are the most touch starved people ever

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@callmeefab

1 month

Is your Instagram working?

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@callmeefab

5 months

I hate noise unless I'm the one making it

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@callmeefab

4 months

Eating mangoes and getting pimples in return is the best example of "Woh Pyaar Hi Kia Jo Dard Na De"

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@callmeefab

2 months

Kaam itna badh gaya hai ke dukhi hone ka bhi time nahi mil raha

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@callmeefab

3 months

Summer vibes ke naam pe bas jaan lewa garmi aur tanki ka khaulta pani mil raha hai

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@callmeefab

4 months

Wifi went down for 5 minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people

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@callmeefab

4 months

Lagta hy sab log bakra mandi chale jaty hain reach dead hogayi hy aj kal

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@callmeefab

2 months

One thing about me is I'm gonna mind my sister's business like it's mine

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@callmeefab

5 months

Paisa Gadi mehnga ghar I need a boy who can give me all that😊💔

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@callmeefab

7 months

Roza rakh ke banda post chori karke kar sakta hai ke nahi?

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@callmeefab

3 months

Everything happens for a reason But sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and you make bad decisions

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@callmeefab

3 months

I already got 5 trips planned for summer with no money God I trust you

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@callmeefab

2 months

Never laugh at your best friend's choices. You are one of them

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@callmeefab

6 months

Ghareebo ki hayee aur farigh logo ki rayee kabhi nahi leni chahiye

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@callmeefab

5 months

Guys, Mein toh apne husband ko kitchen mein AC lagwa k doon gi...

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@callmeefab

2 months

🇱🇷 - Baby I trust you 🇵🇰 - Bas ek baar voice mein mera Naam ly lo😂😂

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@callmeefab

6 months

Main jisko milungi uska toh har din Eid jesa hoga.. 😌😪

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@callmeefab

7 months

Agar aap khush rehna chahte hain Toh raha kare Mene kab mana kiya hai aap ko😂

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@callmeefab

4 months

Aik "Anything for you my love" kehne wala toh mein bhi deserve karti hon

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@callmeefab

5 months

Nature has given us "REAL EYES" to "REALIZE " the "REAL LIES" Think Twice and Act Wise.

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@callmeefab

3 months

Apny apny ex ko bhul Jao kyun k purana jaye ga to Naya aye ga

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