Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥 @callmechi_chi Twitter profile

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

5 years

Put the peng in kupenga 😊

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

4 years

No blood circulation, just vibes 🤩

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@callmechi_chi

3 years

Life was so simple

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@callmechi_chi

2 years

9-5 is even too much It should be 9-3:30

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

Stopped saying “Could never be me” because life can really come and humble you quickly

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@callmechi_chi

4 years

Ovulation needs to be rebranded as “WAP week”

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@callmechi_chi

3 years

It’s been 6 years and this picture of Skepta still lives rent free in my mind!

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

5 years

“3 glue sticks have gone missing and nobody is leaving til we find them”

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

5 years

Planning a destination wedding so the church aunties with no papers can’t attend 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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@MadameNoire

5 years

Is your dream destination wedding financially unfair to your guests?

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@callmechi_chi

1 year

If Ella brings back Ouzy every woman Tyrique gets involved with between now and 2035 will suffer.

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

I serve a living God 🤪

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

Bent over backwards for a bunch of bastards. RIP my brother 💔🙏🏾

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@callmechi_chi

4 years

Nigel in his white shirt is my permanent mood

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@joegunn

5 years

Is Brandy performing Afrodisiac at the Royal Albert Hall

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

“This girl man 🙄” Now there’s 27 girls grinning lmao

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

5 years

He’s gonna give Ovie nits

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

5 years

@trvisXXXXXXXX

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

3 years

Abalele, Adiwele and Asibe Happy all in one quarter. Kabza de Small is not anyone’s mate. I’m sooo sorry.

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

This is why I don’t believe in winter wonderland before marriage

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6 years

There is no success without sacrifice 😂

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@callmechi_chi

7 months

I have absolutely no interest in backpacking. Give me my 23kgs!!!

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

6 years

@RenzCapo Someone tell her to block R Kelly before it’s too late

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

7 years

I blame Suge Knight for everything that went wrong in the 90's

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

4 years

This tiktok lives RENT FREE in my mind

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

3 years

Guys, I am screaming 😭😭😭

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

5 years

My love language is deffo quality time and words of afronation

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

3 years

Exactly what a variant would say

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@PopCrave

3 years

Omarion addresses the Omicron varient jokes: “I am an artist, not a varient.”

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@callmechi_chi

9 months

I feel like influencer culture blurred the lines between celebrity and normal person. So now very cumbersome maintenance routines seem “normal” because they’re presented in a “girl next door” type format.

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9 months

Gyal maintenance is crazy, how am I hearing 6/7 bills a month on hair, nails, laser etc

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

@ceejointz @michael_modern Came as a package deal with the likes I think

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

6 years

“You better not be entertaining other niggas” Me:

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

4 years

On God

DJ Kopeman

@DJKopemanUK

4 years

How you gonna dance in the club on the first night out?

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

Holly Boon is being exposed as a racist. A dark day for the Fiat 500 community.

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

7 years

Good morning to everyone except those who went to sleep with socks on 🙂

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

10 months

Why did nobody tell me Luther Vandros died??? I almost bought tickets to see him in January 😭😭

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

Guyssssss💀💀💀💀 0:20 1:17 1:42

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@Guggs_zw

5 years

Generator by baba harare, Ndiyo JITI yacho here father Salisbury???

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

@LBaramoto @KimYeMedia In Illinois

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

5 years

Tweeting this so I don’t lose it

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

That’s a conference not a rave

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@Unkle_K

6 years

We’re gonna throw some 25+ raves next year don’t worry guys

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

5 years

The UK and US: The current political climate is an absolute mess. We’re tired. Zimbabweans:

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

4 years

Timbaland really had TurnItIn 98% similarity on these tunes

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

I used to watch this every Saturday morning and you it wonder why I’m a crackhead

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@callmechi_chi

7 years

@Oloni 🤕🤕🤕

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@callmechi_chi

3 years

My Uncle Joseph decided to fly back to Zimbabwe and surprise my grandparents. This video is really making my heart melt 🥺🥺🥺

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@callmechi_chi

2 years

@itsrux Some things just write in your diary…

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@callmechi_chi

3 years

Birmingham is really Las Vegas for Zim people lol

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

Someone deep condition Lucie’s hair pls

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

Parents love to switch between “uchiri mwana” and “wato munhu mukuru” depending on what suits their agenda

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@callmechi_chi

2 years

Wizkid needs to lend me that blue blouse he was rockin today

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

Literally how Rosie walked out of the villa #LoveIsland

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

I know this Zim guys that everyone calls "Taks" so I assumed his name was Takunda. To my complete bewilderment the guys government name is Taxation.

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

“Nah, nobody can take me fi eediat” 📍Your current location 📏 📏 (2 Min. Walk) 📏 📏 📍Fi Eediat

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@callmechi_chi

4 years

I don’t know but I bet zvinobhowa zvisingamboyite

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

@uMfuuh @Eugene_012 @SimplySOUF @br_mokaya @S8ElGHTN @LoozanoD @Jus1Nyt It was Dr. Dre from Compton

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@callmechi_chi

4 years

Imagine getting tapped on the shoulder and hearing “your girls breakdancing again” I’d die on the spot

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

We need Winky D at Area 51 greeting the aliens with “CHI EXTRATERRESTRIALLLLLLLL”

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

Zim boys after completing their outfit with red shoes

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@TheM1Show

6 years

Mood after a fresh trim

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

Me: *Mistakenly turns on to ITV2 to watch love island at 9pm* ITV2: #loveisland

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@callmechi_chi

4 years

“They always tryna tear a black man down. Let’s not forget there’s two sides to every story. I hope Tory good”

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@callmechi_chi

2 years

That Wizkid concert >>> His new album has some serious bangers. You lot are in for a real treat!

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

All Zim girls know is staying home, reading the bible and minding their business

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

There’s a reason women find the man on the left sign more attractive than the man on the right. COLOURISM IS SOOO DEEPLY EMBEDDED IN US IT’S SCARY. Self-Hate 🤝 colourism 🤝 Eurocentric beauty standards 💔💔💔

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@callmechi_chi

3 years

Me at the prayer conference:

Jerry Lehloka

@jerry_lehloka

3 years

New priests

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@callmechi_chi

2 years

@JMV999 I bet you’re fun at parties

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@callmechi_chi

3 years

@amyhart1707 @mattyfspurs How’s he tryna argue with someone who’s literally been on the show lol

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

5 years

love island cast members as plates of sadza. A THREAD !

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@callmechi_chi

3 years

We always talk about censorship in other countries but...

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

Once I learn how to do this it’s over for you hoes

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

“I eat sadza with a fork just cause it’s easier really”

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@callmechi_chi

1 year

Being/surpassing the age which your mum had you really makes you realise she’s literally just a girl.

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

So they couldn’t even bleach the knots ?! Amateurs 🤧

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@__camaro_

6 years

I know you fuckin lyin 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

The Zim in me misread this lol

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

So this girl at work asks if there’s an “easier name” for me so I said she can call me my middle name which is Ngakudzwe and now suddenly Chiedza just rolls of the tongue.

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@callmechi_chi

8 months

Why am I only just realising he’s in a confession box!!!

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@CAMERONUCHIS

8 months

getting ready. to make history.

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

Hanzi open your chii???

SwitchOTR🍀

@5witchOTR

5 years

5 Star Customer Service😂 @Judeows

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@callmechi_chi

10 months

@mancubeza Someone’s uncle in a big suit. They were even selling the tickets on Ticketmaster lmaooo.

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Curly Cuh ❤️‍🔥

@callmechi_chi

5 years

@MacAnthonychyke @franciscarockey @m_linggg A society where a woman’s worth isn’t determined by her marital status obviously

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@callmechi_chi

4 years

You see how Hermes wasn’t even there

Angela Brown

@AngelaIRL

4 years

The FedEx one takes me CLEAAANNN OUTTT every time. 😭🤣😭

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@callmechi_chi

7 years

Still creasing from when someone said "Girls with bodycounts of over 6 don't deserve a wedding but a small gathering with soft drinks and biscuits" 😭😭😭😭

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

@__Ryaaaa And I haven’t died so ...

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

When I say “sandwich” instead of “sangwedge”

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@callmechi_chi

5 years

Selena Gomez’ music career is a money laundering scheme. A THREAD!

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@callmechi_chi

3 years

Asked the woman in subway what kind of cookies they had and she said white chocolate chip. I got home and bite into it and it’s got Michael Damian nuts. What if I was allergic???

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@callmechi_chi

6 years

@unicomorena @Theswagboyq It taste like juice tho

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@callmechi_chi

4 years

Mock exams are unregulated. Implicit and explicit bias in teaching will be exacerbated by this policy. African-Caribbean and working class students will be affected the most. Black students have the lowest predicted grade accuracy - at 39%