C∆l-_-j @calj101 Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

7 days

A foolish man fixes the hole in his torn pocket but a wise man uses the hole to scratch his balls

18

47

58

Last Seen Profiles

@ebr777s

@Bernardino45787

@EttaFelix385441

@bigb0ne1

@Iona_Avery7210

@BUsplat

@niki742507

@ddndbbv87522

@ShadowCo66

@20_h9

@Coachjrod12

@patikasu_kemono

@balluptop_

@ay_slh

@jimena95052

@Fullrangefern

@Bandits05

@bund_yeni

@ku_sul

@kaiyomata

@BinorRaja

@NohealaniK85760

@kagurabachi_x

@SchadeVerd56927

@helepierrot

@stw_pdg

@AZUSA_2468

@jarrodjarrowZ

@chansoo1992

@yama_tori0803

@Eleanor3239

@MarvinaMik65831

@XI_A29

@sentientist

@ethos48patentee

@drhebashelbaya

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

19 days

Fuck heart break ushaipoteza blunt kwa nyumba ya mzazii😭😃😃

12

70

171

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

21 days

Helb iliingia roommate hajarudi tangu aende kutupa takataka last week

32

70

147

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

11 days

If you are good at something never do it for free

13

97

144

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

12 days

When becoming a share holder remember to diversify your portfolio.

2

81

115

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

20 days

Kuna Dem amenirombosea na tennis skirt sai toja inanuka shonde 😂😂💀

1

48

115

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

13 days

How do the blind know when to stop wiping there ass 🤔🤔😂😂

7

68

120

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

20 days

Unaheartbreak kiwete ndo asimove on

5

56

109

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

16 days

No way ugali pork slaps like that. Must be the demons walai 😂😂😂😂

8

67

112

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

21 days

Kazi ya mungu Haina makosa lakini nywele kwa matako haikuwa necessary 😂💔

36

62

103

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

18 days

Life doesn't end when the person you love doesn't choose you

9

64

99

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Tangu mseee wa mortuary anigoteee niaje customer sina Amani kabisaa😂😂

25

66

99

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

16 days

Michael has 5 cookies Jamal steals 3 of the cookies What color is Jamal??

6

65

100

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

😐Ati saa lesbian akikataa makucha inamaanisha ako circumcised ama😂😂😂😂🤲💔💔💔💔💔

30

56

92

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

18 days

Unaambia mtu uko stressed anakumotivate badala akutumie za quarter 🤦

6

68

92

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

20 days

Ukilala na uote ukiwa kuku..... usikubali kutaga mayai👀🤣🤣

41

57

91

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

14 days

Posting birthday countdown and maybe you are adopted😂

7

59

100

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Diddy alikula pia diamond platnumz😂😂😂.....Hana chills bana

35

66

84

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

30 days

Dem akisha realize yeye si mrembo ata anza kupiga luku😂

39

62

80

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

2 months

Who called it morning glory instead of kiamsha dinywa

25

56

75

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Angetaka ikiwa tight angekuja ukiwa na class 1 Huko sahi sister focus na borehole yako

34

48

75

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Usomee iyo yote alafu mungu akujee siku ya graduation💔😂

30

56

73

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Kidogo niendee number ingine nikakumbuka nikona viatu most kwa keja 🤔😂😂

35

49

73

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Mtu ambie😂 Alshaabab watu hawanyamazangi hivo😂💔

31

50

71

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

28 days

Huyo namuomba mechi ananiuliza "what's my zodiac sign"shida yenyu inakuanga wapi lakini??😂😂

27

46

71

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Arsenal labda waende wafunge sai before Mancity wafike💀😂😂😭

25

48

69

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Through pass za madem kwa maboy hukua accurate lakini apo kwa looks unapata ni za caicedo💯💀😂

25

51

70

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

18 days

In your prime ulikuwa fala 😂🤣 Wacha Mambo mingi🤣🤣🤌🤌

5

51

70

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Nime pata kazi ya kuosha Choo saa sijui kama ntapata msha--haraa🥲😂😂

26

59

69

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

27 days

Nimepea kiwete pesa nikamwambia anunue food akaniambia nisimpangie pesa yake 😭😂

39

56

68

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

19 days

mi nakula mboga daily ndio niskume wiki.....we unakula ibaki kwa meno😏😏😏

6

46

66

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

22 days

Did you know how parents punish a blind kid? They just rearrange the furniture.💀😂😂😂

29

54

65

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

12 days

If my eyes aro on you you don't have to worry about the eyes on me. That's loyalty

6

49

70

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Nimemuuliza kama akona mtuuh akaniambia akipata ataniambia😭😭

28

51

64

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Me ni pastor...DM for morning glory

29

41

61

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

22 days

"Niko single but nimekulwakulwa"ladies kusema ivo tuh ni kitu ngumu😂

27

44

63

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Sahi Kenya kumejaa look alikes Hadi jana Dem wangu aliona look alike wangu na Dem mwengine 🥲😔

25

49

63

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

25 days

Posting bible verses won't unhoe you

34

48

62

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

27 days

We are all in the same game,just different levels,dealing with the same hell and different demons

31

44

60

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

15 days

“Akamuuliza umeshika quarter gani?,akasema nimeshika KC, sikutaka KC nilitaka county”😂💔

9

44

67

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

10 days

Kama ukona gari na uko below 25yrs mbwa wewe

19

32

55

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

9 days

Kutuma fare haina difference na aviator

8

46

70

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

29 days

Hapa Kuna mlevi ameanguka kutoka 3rd floor Hadi chini akiulizwa nn mbaya anasema “”hata mi nimefika sahii””😅😅😅

28

43

53

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Maisha ni kama Towel mahali utaji panguzia kwa rasa leo ndo utaji panguzia kwa uso kesho….😂 Alliance cassypool Osama usd 10k

26

39

55

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Kama unanigongra ni sawa tu lakini umvalishe sweater si Hadi we unaona Ako na shida ya kifua

34

48

55

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Jana nimekuwa na diarrhea lakini Leo CRE😂💔

26

44

54

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

25 days

Una ni omba pesa Niki kushow Sina una kasirika kuni shinda💯😂😂

26

40

53

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Sasa kuambia mtu wakuuza mayai anauza mimba ya kuku ni vibaya adi ana Anza vita😂

25

43

52

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

25 days

She said she likes scary things..so i ghosted her😜

22

30

51

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

28 days

I might not be good in bed lakini kwa kichaka mimi ni hatari 😂😂😭

26

40

50

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

24 days

Huyuu mkisii ameita blender "jug ya kuunda supu ya matunda" 😂😂💔

18

32

52

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Wanyama wangekuwa na pesa sahii kuna dem angekuwa msituni akisema aki mbweha Kuna venye umenibamba na siwezi mind🤣👐 Moi university ruiru

25

36

50

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

13 days

These funds may act as the line between being broke and being rich

6

46

50

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Yaani man siamini tumbo yangu Ni kama WhatsApp Nyama:Last seen 1st Jan 2022 Chicken:Removed you Chips:Blocked you Sukumawiki:typing..... Ugali:online Omena:added you Maaan😂😂

21

42

49

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

24 days

Na mamanzi hawananga nyash kwani hamuogopangi mkienda kudoz eti muamke mpate panti kwa shingo🤣🤣

19

33

48

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

𝗠adem wa ploti mkiamka mkojoe pole pole 😅jana nimetoka na vibuyu nikidhani maji imerudi😂😂 Safaricom

30

42

50

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

25 days

Kusongesha bed kiasi jirani ashazima redio..nini hukua mbaya na watu 😂😂

17

33

49

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

29 days

Alafu ile malipo ya duniani tunalipwa lini nadai kununua gari 😂😂

18

36

47

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

I need new haters the old ones became my fans

17

35

48

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

23 days

Last born to last born:

25

37

46

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Who called Church instead of Kristo palace 🤔😂💔

25

38

45

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Ata Tuesday inajua after it ni WTF ,,,

21

35

45

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Adi ka nikutafuta wamama Mbona mkatie shosho yangu ati hey shoshy 🫶

24

38

43

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

10 days

Bad communication ruins great things

22

34

46

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

23 days

Unaniringia na kwa ndoto nishakudinya🤌🤌😂😂

17

33

45

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

27 days

Hope wale wenye mlipostiwa happy boyfriend's day sahi muko majuu 😂😂

21

34

45

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Kama uko na relative ama msee yeyote unajua ako 18 years and above, jobless na anatafuta job ako💯 ready kuearn 35k monthly working from mon-fri (8:00-5:30).......👇👇👇👇👇 Mgotee sana ata huku kwetuu wako wengi😂😂

25

39

42

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Sasa kuchukua maua ya marehemu nirushie mbogi ndo nijue nani next ni kitu ya kuita polisi😂🙆 Buule champions league HAPPENING NOW multi media university 800 vbucks

22

36

44

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Vile unaogopa babako Hivo kuna msichana anamwambia aache utoto 😂💔

26

35

44

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Planning to marry an orphan ndo nisilipe dowry 🤧🤧

24

38

44

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Atyy watu warefu Wana penda food ju" the higher you go the Kula it becomes 😂😁

0

39

44

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

22 days

Landlord amepiga simu,akasema anataka kuniona .nikamtumia pic😏sasa amefunga nyumba🤔

12

29

43

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

We should organize one day to walk naked to remember Adam and Eve😂😂💔

16

37

42

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Ukikunywa Hennessy hennything can happen😂🤭

23

38

43

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Good morning filters and gentlemen 😉☀️😂💔

29

33

44

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

9 days

There was a sale on a store and the prices were falling like Liam Payne

0

44

60

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Foreplay kidogo huyu mkisii amelamba tattoo ikafutika😂😂😂 Alliance cassypool maandamano IQ of 70 secret service trump Rubius

23

31

42

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

24 days

Pahali tume fika Game ya man u ipelekwe jimjam😂💔

20

33

41

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

29 days

Blue band huwa imechorwa mkate kiwi imechorwa viatu shida ya always ni gani😭

16

33

40

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Unatoka kejani na 100 ya lunch unapatana na pedi anakuuliza rada ? Unakuwa fala 🤣

15

30

38

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Skuhizi mnaMEET, mnaMEAT alafu mnaNYAMAziana

16

29

37

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Nataka manze mwenye tukiachana kwa sgr anakimbiza iyo train 😂😂😂👽

20

31

37

C∆l-_-j

@calj101

1 month

Ishai boeka Hadi ujaanza kuvuruta zile nywele za haga🤔🤔.....huskii mi sijawai Quiver iOS 18 juja kikao

23

34

37