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from nothing to something ndo state niko.......... I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice

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A foolish man fixes the hole in his torn pocket but a wise man uses the hole to scratch his balls
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Fuck heart break ushaipoteza blunt kwa nyumba ya mzazii😭😃😃
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Helb iliingia roommate hajarudi tangu aende kutupa takataka last week
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If you are good at something never do it for free
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When becoming a share holder remember to diversify your portfolio.
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Kuna Dem amenirombosea na tennis skirt sai toja inanuka shonde 😂😂💀
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How do the blind know when to stop wiping there ass 🤔🤔😂😂
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Unaheartbreak kiwete ndo asimove on
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No way ugali pork slaps like that. Must be the demons walai 😂😂😂😂
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Kazi ya mungu Haina makosa lakini nywele kwa matako haikuwa necessary 😂💔
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Life doesn't end when the person you love doesn't choose you
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Tangu mseee wa mortuary anigoteee niaje customer sina Amani kabisaa😂😂
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Michael has 5 cookies Jamal steals 3 of the cookies What color is Jamal??
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😐Ati saa lesbian akikataa makucha inamaanisha ako circumcised ama😂😂😂😂🤲💔💔💔💔💔
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Unaambia mtu uko stressed anakumotivate badala akutumie za quarter 🤦
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Ukilala na uote ukiwa kuku..... usikubali kutaga mayai👀🤣🤣
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Posting birthday countdown and maybe you are adopted😂
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Diddy alikula pia diamond platnumz😂😂😂.....Hana chills bana
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Dem akisha realize yeye si mrembo ata anza kupiga luku😂
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Who called it morning glory instead of kiamsha dinywa
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Angetaka ikiwa tight angekuja ukiwa na class 1 Huko sahi sister focus na borehole yako
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Usomee iyo yote alafu mungu akujee siku ya graduation💔😂
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Kidogo niendee number ingine nikakumbuka nikona viatu most kwa keja 🤔😂😂
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Mtu ambie😂 Alshaabab watu hawanyamazangi hivo😂💔
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Huyo namuomba mechi ananiuliza "what's my zodiac sign"shida yenyu inakuanga wapi lakini??😂😂
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Arsenal labda waende wafunge sai before Mancity wafike💀😂😂😭
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Through pass za madem kwa maboy hukua accurate lakini apo kwa looks unapata ni za caicedo💯💀😂
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In your prime ulikuwa fala 😂🤣 Wacha Mambo mingi🤣🤣🤌🤌
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Nime pata kazi ya kuosha Choo saa sijui kama ntapata msha--haraa🥲😂😂
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Nimepea kiwete pesa nikamwambia anunue food akaniambia nisimpangie pesa yake 😭😂
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mi nakula mboga daily ndio niskume wiki.....we unakula ibaki kwa meno😏😏😏
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Did you know how parents punish a blind kid? They just rearrange the furniture.💀😂😂😂
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If my eyes aro on you you don't have to worry about the eyes on me. That's loyalty
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Nimemuuliza kama akona mtuuh akaniambia akipata ataniambia😭😭
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Me ni pastor...DM for morning glory
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"Niko single but nimekulwakulwa"ladies kusema ivo tuh ni kitu ngumu😂
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Sahi Kenya kumejaa look alikes Hadi jana Dem wangu aliona look alike wangu na Dem mwengine 🥲😔
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Posting bible verses won't unhoe you
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We are all in the same game,just different levels,dealing with the same hell and different demons
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“Akamuuliza umeshika quarter gani?,akasema nimeshika KC, sikutaka KC nilitaka county”😂💔
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Kama ukona gari na uko below 25yrs mbwa wewe
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Kutuma fare haina difference na aviator
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Hapa Kuna mlevi ameanguka kutoka 3rd floor Hadi chini akiulizwa nn mbaya anasema “”hata mi nimefika sahii””😅😅😅
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Maisha ni kama Towel mahali utaji panguzia kwa rasa leo ndo utaji panguzia kwa uso kesho….😂 Alliance cassypool Osama usd 10k
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Kama unanigongra ni sawa tu lakini umvalishe sweater si Hadi we unaona Ako na shida ya kifua
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Jana nimekuwa na diarrhea lakini Leo CRE😂💔
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Una ni omba pesa Niki kushow Sina una kasirika kuni shinda💯😂😂
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Sasa kuambia mtu wakuuza mayai anauza mimba ya kuku ni vibaya adi ana Anza vita😂
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She said she likes scary things..so i ghosted her😜
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I might not be good in bed lakini kwa kichaka mimi ni hatari 😂😂😭
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Huyuu mkisii ameita blender "jug ya kuunda supu ya matunda" 😂😂💔
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Wanyama wangekuwa na pesa sahii kuna dem angekuwa msituni akisema aki mbweha Kuna venye umenibamba na siwezi mind🤣👐 Moi university ruiru
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These funds may act as the line between being broke and being rich
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Yaani man siamini tumbo yangu Ni kama WhatsApp Nyama:Last seen 1st Jan 2022 Chicken:Removed you Chips:Blocked you Sukumawiki:typing..... Ugali:online Omena:added you Maaan😂😂
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Na mamanzi hawananga nyash kwani hamuogopangi mkienda kudoz eti muamke mpate panti kwa shingo🤣🤣
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𝗠adem wa ploti mkiamka mkojoe pole pole 😅jana nimetoka na vibuyu nikidhani maji imerudi😂😂 Safaricom
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Kusongesha bed kiasi jirani ashazima redio..nini hukua mbaya na watu 😂😂
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Alafu ile malipo ya duniani tunalipwa lini nadai kununua gari 😂😂
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I need new haters the old ones became my fans
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Last born to last born:
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Who called Church instead of Kristo palace 🤔😂💔
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Ata Tuesday inajua after it ni WTF ,,,
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Adi ka nikutafuta wamama Mbona mkatie shosho yangu ati hey shoshy 🫶
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Bad communication ruins great things
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Unaniringia na kwa ndoto nishakudinya🤌🤌😂😂
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Hope wale wenye mlipostiwa happy boyfriend's day sahi muko majuu 😂😂
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Kama uko na relative ama msee yeyote unajua ako 18 years and above, jobless na anatafuta job ako💯 ready kuearn 35k monthly working from mon-fri (8:00-5:30).......👇👇👇👇👇 Mgotee sana ata huku kwetuu wako wengi😂😂
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Sasa kuchukua maua ya marehemu nirushie mbogi ndo nijue nani next ni kitu ya kuita polisi😂🙆 Buule champions league HAPPENING NOW multi media university 800 vbucks
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Vile unaogopa babako Hivo kuna msichana anamwambia aache utoto 😂💔
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Planning to marry an orphan ndo nisilipe dowry 🤧🤧
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Atyy watu warefu Wana penda food ju" the higher you go the Kula it becomes 😂😁
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Landlord amepiga simu,akasema anataka kuniona .nikamtumia pic😏sasa amefunga nyumba🤔
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We should organize one day to walk naked to remember Adam and Eve😂😂💔
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Ukikunywa Hennessy hennything can happen😂🤭
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Good morning filters and gentlemen 😉☀️😂💔
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There was a sale on a store and the prices were falling like Liam Payne
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Foreplay kidogo huyu mkisii amelamba tattoo ikafutika😂😂😂 Alliance cassypool maandamano IQ of 70 secret service trump Rubius
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Pahali tume fika Game ya man u ipelekwe jimjam😂💔
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Blue band huwa imechorwa mkate kiwi imechorwa viatu shida ya always ni gani😭
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Unatoka kejani na 100 ya lunch unapatana na pedi anakuuliza rada ? Unakuwa fala 🤣
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Skuhizi mnaMEET, mnaMEAT alafu mnaNYAMAziana
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Nataka manze mwenye tukiachana kwa sgr anakimbiza iyo train 😂😂😂👽
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Ishai boeka Hadi ujaanza kuvuruta zile nywele za haga🤔🤔.....huskii mi sijawai Quiver iOS 18 juja kikao
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