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@cali_kalypso
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poetic or pathetic? hmm...still deciding
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@cali_kalypso
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a LA love story 😂
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@cali_kalypso
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lmfaooo for the last time!!! the nigga had just moved into his place and didnt have any furniture yet 😭 y’all getting on me for him having a pallet but be getting fucked on air mattresses! make it make sense
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@cali_kalypso
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LA love story pt. 2 😂
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@cali_kalypso
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i took a bigger shot than i meant to lmaoo
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@cali_kalypso
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at least Jayda crying in a RR...i was crying on Crenshaw and 54th 😭
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@cali_kalypso
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it’s crazy how you can go from having a nigga balls deep slapping ya clit raw dog in ya guts to blocked 😪
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@Chase_Money16 @blessinxx @AnishaJanae @d_floyd28 moms said you was gon be getting to the bag period
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@cali_kalypso
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titties sittin no sports bra
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@cali_kalypso
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LMFAOOOOO nahhhh this app gmfu 😭😭
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@cali_kalypso
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@dwetta_ @tooprettyjaay ok but can you teach me how to do that? 😩 like what stretches i need to be doing? 😂
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@cali_kalypso
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your best sex gonna come from a Cancer, Scorpio or Pisces. we ain’t water signs for no reason 🤣🤣
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@cali_kalypso
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@suburbanegro @Astronomikal1 LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
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@cali_kalypso
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@whoissd this the most LA shit i ever seen 😂 i love it 😭💙
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@cali_kalypso
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nigga done took me out to eat multiple times, opens and closes doors for me, has let me know up front what he’s looking for. you young niggas need to STEP YA GAME UP.
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Sco pa tu manaa ?
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@cali_kalypso
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@KisshReal_ @_PapiAce damn, double homicide 💀
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@cali_kalypso
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this shit is not for the weak kneed 😂
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@cali_kalypso
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@JoogSZN lmfaooo 🙄😂🤦🏾‍♀️ it was definitely toxic asf
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@cali_kalypso
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@AirMax1963 @Iheanaju you peel them off? people i know just stick the new one on top lol
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@cali_kalypso
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😂😂 still a banger @AzChike
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@cali_kalypso
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@Drebae_ ok....
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@cali_kalypso
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@Wicked_Womanist @loudagreaat LMFAOOO these “this you?” tweets really be killin mfs off 😭
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@cali_kalypso
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10 likes and i’ll press send
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@cali_kalypso
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i’ve been saying this! Hollywood loves capitalizing off of our collective trauma. i’m tired of slave movies and police brutality and shit. can we just get happy go lucky Black movies?? Black Sci-Fi, Black Indie, Black romance???
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@cali_kalypso
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@foolishfoolie @Geist_Mode LMFAOOOO excuse me???
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@cali_kalypso
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livin on the west side, pretty black heartthrob ❤ @father
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@cali_kalypso
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@tydaleoo @sa_teeva on jesus christ lmaoo
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@cali_kalypso
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@hixdmv damn near just had a stroke trying 😭😭
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@cali_kalypso
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a @smino song with @montebooker on the beat is a guaranteed, certified, bon a fide banger.
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@Its4EvaCashh i would be crying too fym 😂😭
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@cali_kalypso
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@T_Wes44 @AfricanRambo it's like i KNOW my finger is there and I KNOW i can lift it but i just can't.
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@cali_kalypso
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Heritage need to cut @LaBeautyologist a check! 😭 she singlehandedly got the toner boomin! shit be sold out everywhere
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@cali_kalypso
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@itsxcurtxs @stoned2thabones lmaoo that's gotta be shake 😭😭 or Reggie
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@cali_kalypso
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lmfaooo niggas be thinking Issa set up but I really stay in the coo part if the 60s 🤣🤣
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@cali_kalypso
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@YuanxMalik @22ndSuge lmfao exactly like wtf
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@cali_kalypso
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titties just be tittying
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@cali_kalypso
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it’s crazy cuhs i really dgaf if a nigga got money or not lol.
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@cali_kalypso
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it’s my birthday and ima do what i want #21
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@cali_kalypso
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used to think sucking dick was gross but now i’ll put a nigga whole ball sack in my mouth. i call that growth
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@cali_kalypso
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i hate a nonchalant ass nigga. like nigga do you care or not? 😭😭
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@cali_kalypso
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nigga call me ugly and i just feel like he cappin 😂 cuhs like where? lol
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@getoutmybizniz i was just dumb
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@cali_kalypso
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I PUCHAPICHA ON MA MIRRA
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you niggas are not kings, y’all some bitches
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@tydaleoo @1richbri i’d just kms lmaooooo
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@cali_kalypso
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y’all say this and then go on to raise trash ass men lmfaoooo
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@cali_kalypso
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$7 walmart tshirt into this cute dress ✨ i forgot how much i love sewing lol
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@cali_kalypso
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@heshski @HOTBOYBRENT ayoo 😭😭 what happened to her??
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@cali_kalypso
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a nigga really dangerous when he learn yo body
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@cali_kalypso
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i can make you put your phone down
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@cali_kalypso
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an angel on film
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@cali_kalypso
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you ever listen to a song and be like the producer need his dick sucked fr???? 😂 beat be KNOCKIN
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@cali_kalypso
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brown suga babe 🤎
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@cali_kalypso
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@TyroneFinesse @Mani_mills LMFAOOOO this shouldn’t be funny but 💀💀💀💀💀
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@cali_kalypso
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dat mf louddddddd
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@cali_kalypso
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dark? strong? kinda nasty? 🥴
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@cali_kalypso
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i be wanting to cut this shit off so bad 🙄😭 dis tew much
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@cali_kalypso
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ay if you went to Westchester Mr. Cohen and Ms. Igus are married with a baby!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i knewww they was dating lmaoo they used to deny tf out that shit!!!!
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@cali_kalypso
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heavy on the pretty 💅🏾
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@cali_kalypso
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@fvndii_jala @thatssokeshaun well seeing as how the French colonized Haiti that would make kore sense as to why a Black person would have a French last name
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@cali_kalypso
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@soomelanin @Avibess_ finally a thread i can participate in 😍
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@cali_kalypso
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i put that on my soul i’m done with you niggas 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 like completely and utterly DONE
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@cali_kalypso
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kind of obsessed with my face, God really snapped
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@cali_kalypso
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when your presence is the present ✨
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@cali_kalypso
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she think she me
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@Mani_mills @TyroneFinesse her legssss 😭😭😭 i’m cryinggg
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@_moewater @OfficiallyKyraa @KCPA21 @avang209 lmfaoo how would you be named after the movie
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@JerrbearV_ @yung_sake lmfaoo don't sit here and say Tay K got one song 😭😭😭
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@cali_kalypso
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i literally look like a doll
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@cali_kalypso
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if that @mattebrand x @waydamin collection sell out before i get a chance to cop, somebody getting booked!
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@cali_kalypso
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ima Mac, don’t let these niggas Dell you out
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@cali_kalypso
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when i get married i want my husband to wear a durag at our wedding, and after he lift my veil from my face imma take his durag off. we both getting a big reveal lmao
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it’s like this shit her bigger everytime i comb it 😭😭
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@cali_kalypso
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yall laughing but i agree with him 100% lmaooo
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A white woman DM’s Dr Umar…
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good 😩 i don’t wanna be known none lmaooo y’all like to talk bad about people and throw they business out there 😂
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he say i drive him crazy
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@cali_kalypso
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niggas who nut and can’t get it bac up deserve to die
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@cali_kalypso
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@_moewater @KCPA21 @avang209 your name is Moana? 😩😩😩
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@cali_kalypso
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Malcolm X also said that it is not the white man that is inherently evil but the political, economic, and social society we live in that nourishes a racist psychology in the white man. He believed that there were actually white people who could change for the better.
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@cali_kalypso
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somebody left a review of Jesse Owens lmfaoooooo 😭😭😭😭😭
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i been working 🧵🪡
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@cali_kalypso
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@DezireeBrock @greenlights_bey @arcelova @MoonEmojii all white lmao. Armenians are considered Caucasians
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@cali_kalypso
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@getjiggywme ight you win LMFAOOOOO i’m crying 🤣🤣
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@cali_kalypso
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i’m really poppin in this hoe. like who tf gon tell me no?
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@cali_kalypso
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@thuggmottox @kaiboogie5 me adding a these authors/books y'all talking about
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@smino he lowc look like Josh from Drake and Josh mixed with John Stamos
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@cali_kalypso
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good night to the niggas who aint never borrowed they homie chain 😘
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