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@dstfelix @nwalks

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@julianfeeld i made up this urban legend so everyone leaves the floor money for me to pick up

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unbelievably good guest appearance on 30 rock

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Gore was always known as the boring guy but he is like a genuinely funny guy, remarkable comic skills here

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@Epystemon @BeattyLaw @Annamarie6755 “boy it’s a hot one today isn’t it!” *look to lawyer* *lawyer gives a single nod* “it sure is.”

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10 months

are you making waffles?

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4 years

@himgajria @bascule if it preferentially crops to white people then it is racist. that may not have been the intention, but in effect it is literally biased against people with dark skin

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

@isaiah_bb they’re doing a slot machine tournament where everyone spins continuously for two minutes or whatever and whoever has the highest winnings moves on. that’s why they’re all in the same bank of slots and people are watching and a guy is talking over a mic

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@cakcakcakcakcak

5 years

@MikeIsaac @GraceSpelman instead of paying for disney+ to watch the mandalorian i simply look at the same 8 baby yoda gifs people keep posting and have the same experience

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

@weirdlilguys

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@anijen21 @coopercooperco

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2 years

@BrandyLJensen low heat terrible control impossible to clean. worst of all worlds

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@cakcakcakcakcak

9 months

igor shesterkin just surpassed aaron rodgers’ time on the field at metlife stadium this season

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@cakcakcakcakcak

3 months

i should say two good guest appearances

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9 months

kakko face

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

@haramcart i genuinely love this for them i’m sure they had a great time aside from the parts when they lost all their money to embarrassing financial schemes

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

NJD, PIT, BUF, PIT, DET, NYI, PHI, NJD, PIT, OTT, CAR, PHL, DET, WPG, NYI, BOS, CAR, MTL, WSH, PIT, PIT, PIT, PIT, PIT, PIT, PIT, CAR, CAR, CAR, CAR, CAR, CAR, CAR,

Greg Wyshynski

@wyshynski

3 years

NJD, PIT, BUF, PIT, DET, NYI, PHI, NJD, PIT, OTT, CAR

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6 years

@Beabosaur @coherentstates that’s waluigi

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@cakcakcakcakcak

3 years

imagine thinking this season isnt a success

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

@NotABigJerk the trouble with capitalism is eventually you run out of your own money

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@cakcakcakcakcak

1 year

@azmiesque @ettingermentum pull the trigger and the safety at the same time

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@cakcakcakcakcak

10 months

paul giamatti pt 3

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@cakcakcakcakcak

5 months

chat is this real

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1 year

@JennyENicholson

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@cakcakcakcakcak

5 years

@redditships

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@cakcakcakcakcak

9 months

i’m cracking up watching rempe here

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@cakcakcakcakcak

3 years

@jc_leonard @fellawhomstdve this is a good bit tbh

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@cakcakcakcakcak

1 year

ten years ago the world changed forever

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@cakcakcakcakcak

4 years

lol the canes got this up and coming fascist fired

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@cakcakcakcakcak

8 months

“i know just two guys who don’t enjoy [the stadium series] a lot… just me and sorokin”

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@cakcakcakcakcak

10 months

@TNOQuoProQuid @ettingermentum this is deadly serious but it’s so funny for senator robert f kennedy to see absolute privation, come home, and tell his children “Do something for your country.”

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

@paul_posts rly enjoying the last of us but i couldn’t imagine ever having the gall to tell paul schrader what to watch

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@cakcakcakcakcak

4 years

@BobSaietta @dalykyle @charles_kinbote model train freak

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@cakcakcakcakcak

8 months

@lemonade_grrrl tbh i can’t tell because the name is yorgos

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@cakcakcakcakcak

3 years

@MaxBlumenthal i’d rather get a couple shots that make me feel kinda hung over than risk death or long term symptoms but that’s just me 👍

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@cakcakcakcakcak

3 years

@socialistdogmom so much psychology going on in that first paragraph

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@cakcakcakcakcak

3 years

@coherentstates power vacuums form and the cia props up client polycule members to serve US state department agenda

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@cakcakcakcakcak

1 year

whatever is going on here is what scares me about kids spending hours watching youtube content of spider-man and friends tumbling down a slide. it’s jingling keys. kids would 100% be better served by watching the trashiest daytime tv you can imagine. at least that’s human

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@fatfabfeminist

1 year

I have seen sooo many videos from teachers saying this exact same thing and it’s *terrifying*

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@cakcakcakcakcak

5 years

ut the fuck up

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6 years

@EricaJoy actually I like my word documents to appear as though they were written by a kidnapper assembling a ransom note from magazine clippings

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4 years

@TonyDee07

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@willmenaker perfect for if you’re ambushed by rival bootleggers

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@cakcakcakcakcak

6 years

@socialistdogmom too many people wondering why you tranquilized him and not enough wondering why you thought punching him in the face was the best course of action

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@cakcakcakcakcak

1 year

@0ddette not regis saying “a third plane!”

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6 months

hug from our nation’s capital

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@cakcakcakcakcak

1 year

@neysaalterego @dollarbillbluez hockey is #5 of the “big four” north american sports and her ex is the third line center on the 29th place team. as a hockey fan i appreciate your optimism! but that isn’t the explanation

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@cakcakcakcakcak

4 months

a hockey player after signing with the new jersey devils: “so about the rangers,”

Bill Spaulding

@BillSpaulding

4 months

Pesce said he grew up a Rangers fan but “that changed dramatically over the last few years.”

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

@JammingwithP @ItsMeSharpy @GoodReddit asphyxiating on nitrogen means just calmly passing out. a buildup of CO2 is what makes you feel like you’re dying. poisoning is usually a pretty violent death

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@cakcakcakcakcak

3 years

reasons kravtsov has been demoted in his brief time with NYR: - brendan smith needs to be on the third line - he didn’t get his heart rate up past 180 bpm during training - dryden hunt (???) - can’t risk losing libor háyek on waivers because he might get a 5th rounder in a trade

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

@violentlyepic sweet dee in lethal weapon 6

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4 years

@ekodagreat this is a monstrous thing to say

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5 years

@coherentstates soviet anthem goes so hard

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3 years

@MaxBlumenthal @bart_e_anderson to make this absolutely clear to you: the study you just shared claims that vaccination after infection is about twice as good as infection alone. sincerely, you should feel shame

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@cakcakcakcakcak

6 months

just break your stick on a guy's back and get an easy exit. this sucks man

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@cakcakcakcakcak

3 years

@SportsAngle

Bris Bristofferson

@killakow

5 years

there’s always someone on twitter arguing with no one. saying stuff like “but I was told steph curry wasn’t a good shooter”

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

@fellawhomstdve some of the worst riffs you’ll ever see in those replies

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1 year

@fellawhomstdve [coping] maybe he means cocaine bear

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@cakcakcakcakcak

1 year

22 is ideal but it could be 20/21 depending on salary cap constraints

latke

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1 year

what do you think the perfect number of boyfriends to have is? sound off in the replies

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@cakcakcakcakcak

6 months

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1 year

@ettingermentum i live in delaware if joe biden needs my vote it’s to avoid a 50 state sweep

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3 years

@fellawhomstdve they ride now??

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@cakcakcakcakcak

4 years

@Alwayz_Winning @MNFreedomFund the money we all gave them has been earmarked to pay bail and legal costs. it would be illegal to use it for anything else. wtf do you expect them to do with $35million in two weeks? thats not enough time to even plan how to use all that money

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@cakcakcakcakcak

5 months

laf knocks in the sickest backhand feed from fox and espn is like “bro you gotta watch this icing”

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

@ettingermentum people throw around the phrase “death cult” a lot and then i see something like this and remember they’re only exaggerating a little bit

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@mags_mclaugh i’m still zendaya-skeptic and every performance keeps me on the fence. which might be a credit to her

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5 years

larry david on @TMKSESPN talking about kaapo kakko and david quinn

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@cakcakcakcakcak

5 years

when a coach is an "x's and o's guy" it means he hugs and kisses his players during every practice

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@cakcakcakcakcak

5 years

@jwpetersNYT 👶🧠

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Vince Z. Mercogliano

@vzmercogliano

2 years

K’Andre Miller got choked up as he told us this after the game: “My mom texted me today. She was giving me a lot of motivation. So it's pretty easy for myself to focus up for these types of games when I have support like that.” #NYR

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4 years

@baddestmamajama yeah it is. hope this helps

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8 months

Great teams are made in fire

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1 year

@yungchomsky it’s a better argument for being tall

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

oh my god. that’s disgusting. fake Gay Sex stories! where! where did they tweet those?

Kevin J. Johnston

@RealKJJ300

2 years

#WayneGretzky is trending, now all the fake stories of Gay Sex with and about him are making the rounds...all lies of course. I despise the left.

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@cakcakcakcakcak

3 years

this is what they took from you

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

if you’re not watching msg postgame you don’t know what you’re missing

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

my brother in christ you coach the team

Vince Z. Mercogliano

@vzmercogliano

2 years

Gallant on the disappointment of the #NYR not coming through with all the talent they assembled: "Talent doesn’t mean a thing... You’ve got to play together and work together… I love to have talent, but you love to have work ethic and more forecheck and stuff like that."

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2 years

baby brains

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@cakcakcakcakcak

1 year

@Seamus_Malek we wouldn’t have the jeremy strong we have today if he didn’t get to spend all that time with daniel day lewis

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@cakcakcakcakcak

6 years

@ccc481981 @TheWilderThings I can think of a mistake your mom made once :-)

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@cakcakcakcakcak

4 years

@ambienvalent cant believe im siding w the guy making harry potter references during sex but here we are

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3 years

@barrybongss2 imagine no ohio

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5 years

@mags_mclaugh loft beds are growing in power and youre the only one who can stop them

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@cakcakcakcakcak

8 months

brett berard showing up to work today

NY Rangers PR

@NYR_PR

8 months

UPDATE: Brennan Othmann has been recalled from the Hartford Wolf Pack.

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

BREAKING: With the New York Rangers’ home game in Big City tonight, the Madison Square Garden Corporation has lost its tax exempt status. The Big City Classic brings the Garden in violation with the 1982 law after over $500 million in property taxes saved over the last 40 years.

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@cakcakcakcakcak

4 years

thinking about the whiteboard of awful jokes that the workaholics writers room decided needed to be retired in like 2012

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

@NotABigJerk okay but i do think a team’s current record should be applied to every one of their posts

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@cakcakcakcakcak

5 years

@BrandyLJensen

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@cakcakcakcakcak

2 years

getting a prediction disastrously wrong and then turning around like “this is a world historical surprise. nobody saw this coming. and i��m definitely not mad” is objectively funny

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@cakcakcakcakcak

3 years

@Liv_Agar that’s four sentences. leave and never return.

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@cakcakcakcakcak

8 months

@BoobyJargon @nkulw it’s not even subtext one of the main characters spends the entire movie saying “idk about this savior stuff guys” and another character nefariously says “yes be their savior 😈”

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@cakcakcakcakcak

5 years

@GMPaiella flashbacks to my mom saying “you think this is yelling THIS IS YELLING”

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