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@cachecrab
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@ludwigABAP bro how tf wrong country
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@dammy_jegz @NoContextHumans She could have left him when she found out. He could have hidden it
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@startupmillyair @CaudilloXIV TI be reverse engineering UFOs
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4 months
@justalexoki @vanjajaja1 you can pick them up for free as long as u care for them
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@cachecrab
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7 months
@netcapgirl my friend had a uni professor that patched his kernel to remove features he didn’t need cause he felt keyboard input lag
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@cachecrab
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1 month
i got the job!!!
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@cachecrab
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3 months
im doing it im setting up nvim anyone got good recommendations?
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@cachecrab
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19 days
@yoobinray i went through almost the same thing, stay strong you'll be surprised just how much u can accomplish now that you have time to focus on personal things dont look for new people, literally just focus on purely yourself and making the best move in every step of life. it'll
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@cachecrab
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i couldn’t find a tech job so i became a baker i’m working on something
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if you can't find a summer tech internship, mow lawns and then build embedded hardware and software to help you mow lawns faster. that's a tech job
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@cachecrab
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if you think you’re a coding wizard but feel as though you’re not using your potential… use zig. seriously. it unlocks the skill ceiling. now you can make any software imaginable - quickly. go change the world
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@cachecrab
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@gabefollower @Acidity10 @CounterStrike I don't mean this in a rude way (I understand English isn't your first language) - in this case shit means "anything" - this is a negative/mocking phrase
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@cachecrab
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@EsotericCofe just email the taliban and your government will give you an interview
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@cachecrab
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@bubblebabyboi there's more control theory to it than just PIDs but yeah here's a shitty version i made a few years ago
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@cachecrab
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2 months
@ylecun @elonmusk in the uk we have to register to vote and then bring photo id when voting. and 0 machines, just paper ballots
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@cachecrab
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3 months
zig isnt just a better c, its a better c++ too
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3 months
i love tsoding but i need to leave a one star review because he doesn’t seem to understand zig
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@cachecrab
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7 months
@Hexxael @TrialsphereChip @RedHotBlaziken @dogshittakes_ @NSAGov X is a US company, it will allow them to contact X to track them, and they can refer it to Armenian authorities
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@cachecrab
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please pray for my grandma
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@cachecrab
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2 months
ex dumped me, gotta change the pfp she chose for me
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@cachecrab
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3 months
ok i think this is the final pivot. i am gonna go through fast ai. i am finally gonna try and learn AI when i get through this i will try and apply these learnings in zig
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@cachecrab
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mfw you allocate the stack on the heap
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@cachecrab
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6 months
@floridanow1 @PicturesFoIder This doesn't actually explain what's being shown here. A CPU does things one at a time (first half of video showing it do that), whereas a GPU does many individual pixels all at once
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@cachecrab
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my dad making the best focaccia to ever exist
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@cachecrab
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3 months
holy shiet thank you guys
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@cachecrab
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3 months
it is so satisfying remembering and using vim motions using wizardry to perform wizardry using spells to write spells
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@cachecrab
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3 months
i never really had a reason to learn how to touch type
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@cachecrab
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2 months
@iamyourboon from the video i see a problem being it seems to lack radiators for cooling. size of radiators would have to be huge
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1 month
c programmers are like the vegans of low level
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@cachecrab
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2 months
its actually over (lack of sleep but i still think this is about right)
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3 months
i’m sorry but zig is more productive to use than any high performance language out there you can do stuff at comptime the same way as runtime, unlocks grug brain wizardry
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@cachecrab
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10 months
@drummatick @EugeneVinitsky Exactly. Toxic developers will finally realise now that they contributed to its demise.
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@cachecrab
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3 months
ive finalised my indie game idea got a rough outline of project architecture the grind begins now
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@cachecrab
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2 months
new pfp
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@cachecrab
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3 months
@202accepted @SubRosaParks i mean there was a prisoner swap
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2 months
i might have just solved async in zig writing it down asap and will code in evening
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@cachecrab
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3 months
wowow 700 followers thanks @ludwigABAP
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@cachecrab
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1 year
@MarsBrightStar @ilove_aviation the plane is used to test the propeller engine at different altitudes and speeds. hence the plane is called the test bed
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@cachecrab
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4 months
@pixqc an underrated way to decompose abstractions is to draw diagrams for how everything interacts
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7 months
relax bro
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@booster_10
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7 months
Please for the love of god and all that is holy please stop calling starship flights "IFT". It hasn't been officially used since flight 1. They're just called "flight" now. It's "flight 4" not "IFT 4". This is a message to all of spitter.
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the best humans are sincere the best programming languages are sincere use zig
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@wateriscoding “good” “frontend” “python”?
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2 months
@shatterspine @ludwigABAP they fucking told him which city and i assume hotel 💀💀
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3 months
i need a beautiful and fast markdown editor. can't wait for emerald
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@cachecrab
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3 months
mental health issues
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the world is yours
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>play chess game against french player >make a sick move >"game abandoned"
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@cachecrab
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3 months
@VictorTaelin have you looked into DMA over thunderbolt for mac minis?
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@cachecrab
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many such cases
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@yacineMTB we need a community note saying you’re a mcdonald’s shareholder
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@LukasHozda my account got suspended for this reply
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@cachecrab
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3 months
kinda crazy how our brains are O(1) when you do something enough
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ludwig really is as baller as possible
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@cachecrab
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2 months
every space comes back to this
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2 months
i love zig
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3 months
my first packed struct
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@cachecrab
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the dough was overworked
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Sunday Focaccia!
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its actually so simple want async in zig? use functional actors. just make data immutable, spawning cheap, execution done in bulk (self: []*Self) and you've got a SIMD capable BEAM
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@cachecrab
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added to gc. info dumped about spacex software. sent clips of my own guidance computer. today is a great day
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@cachecrab
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3 months
astro is the only acceptable js framework because it gives you the power to do absolutely anything you want while being 0 runtime bloat. it’s zig comptime for frontend
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@ludwigABAP space as in x space or space as in spacex ticket out of here
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poland is just a european texas
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async rust isn’t even that hard 😂😂😂😂
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am i the only one who reads 4090 as forty nighty (i’ve succumbed to brain rot)
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just saying
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@onarchbtw not too bad in the uk just my personal situation really - i refuse to do leetcode - cv has a gap for when i went to uni that i dropped out of due to personal circumstances - uni meant i had zero time to work on projects so my projects are old - i believe i can bootstrap a
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@cachecrab
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@spatialweeb @R0b0tSp1der @elonmusk @realGeorgeHotz the dude literally modified nvidia drivers to enable 4090s to P2P read+write memory without NVLink. over PCIe. guy doesn't need a redemption arc, he sped up hobbyist AI training significantly.
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@cachecrab
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we progress so far from C but try making websockets in Go, you still have to read into a buffer manually. don’t have to do that in Rust
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i refuse to work with france in any capacity and any country that supports france’s decision
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i’m going to become the best baker in the world, watch me
@dallaslones
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It’s official…programming as a career is over. GPT o1-preview creating a fullstack react native app…I didn’t make a company fast enough, and now I’m obsolete…fullstack for 16 years
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i use bun cause i get to write high performance (almost zero library) backends super simple requests, websockets, sqlite all implemented in bun to have as little js overhead as possible
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3 months
i can’t keep falling to psyops man dude i can’t believe this shaking rn no this isn’t about js
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@cachecrab
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helped make 450kg of focaccias back to work now, more things must be made
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I FUCKING KNEW THEY WOULD DO IT
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am i tripping or does this font bang
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@tsoding c3 is compsoy
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@cachecrab
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- 10 to 16: during that time i was learning coding by modding and reverse engineering low level stuff - 16 to 18: was geeking out on orbital mechanics and spacex so played a game entirely through coding my own rocket guidance - 18 to now: dont play games but make games
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video games will kill your potential. quit cold turkey
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@cachecrab
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its a skill issue. you can always turn it into a superpower. you're literally made for the grindset, you always gotta be doing something
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people won’t like to hear this but if you can’t rawdog a regex you’re ngmi
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set up wezterm changed a few things in kickstart.nvim touching up on vim motions
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if you use js like it’s python no wonder you think it’s shit get good bro
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fuck it we coding naked today (too hot fr)
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fuck my focaccia tastes so good
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i love this bakery's culture at the beginning and end of every shift you shake hands with everyone there
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jblow blocked me it’s so fucking over how the fuck did i catch a stray like that
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no way he swapped hair girl for HR girl chat this is crazy
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btw in britain we get given pen licenses in school
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3 months
i’m back my account got falsely restricted
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truth is dingboard.c would be out rn if they used raylib
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@cachecrab
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@debapratim_ @DJSnM @Erdayastronaut @elonmusk He means that those are probably radiators, since the sideways sunlight won’t impinge on the surfaces.
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if you’re not excited about space travel you have relatively 0 creativity and none of your opinions count cause you want the earth to die
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i have never done leetcode
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@ludwigABAP c3 so bad he had to do llvm ir
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i’ve been coding for around half my life wtf
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