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Will Borger, Securer of Bags

@bywillborger

6 months

🎵 It’s so easy So fucking easy It’s so easy Yeah 🎵

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@bywillborger Oooh good for you did you Google magna Carta you journalist?

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Will Borger, Securer of Bags

@bywillborger

3 months

Hi, former Disney employee here. I actually worked at the parks, and unlike you, know something about ride safety and attraction maintenance. 90% of the time, shutdowns happen because a guest does something stupid. Standard procedure is a full evac and reset. Be quiet.

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Loot at what is happening with Tiana's Bayou Adventure @Disney I do not trust any Disney engineered rides, esp anything with drops or high speeds. Disney has embraced DEI (Didn't Earn It) over MEI (Merit, Excellent, Intelligence) and is headed for Boeing level problems. The

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Finally, a video game movie that respects the franchise

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Borderlands Movie First Impressions Call It 'Lifeless' And 'Really Bad'

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Damn, I really made you mad, huh? I worked Attractions (ops), not Entertainment (people who dress as characters). That means I worked rides. I also worked with maintenance every day. Everyone at Disney is a Cast Member. You'd know that if you knew anything about the parks.

Grummz

@Grummz

3 months

This is the viral post slamming me that people are using as a "Gotcha" about my Disney tweet. He's "journalist" at @IGN and his experience at Disney? He was a CAST MEMBER for a year. He was Goofy or Mickey running around in a fur suit, pretending to be a ride expert. This is

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Nintendo realized, long before anyone else, that chasing the graphical unicorn was a fool's errand that only leads to bloated budgets and longer development times. So they stopped doing it because, guess what, the general audience doesn't care. And that's where the money is.

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People are (somehow) mad I said you play as fascists in my review. This is satire! The first thing you see is propaganda from the Minitry of Truth! You play as the forces of SUPER EARTH, for God's sake! It's not subtle! Please be normal! Also I loved it and gave it a 9.

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@IGN

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Yeah, you’re fascists in Helldivers 2, but it’s all so intentionally over the top that it’s impossible not to smile. Our original review:

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Every attraction on Disney property is checked every night by the maintenance team, and then checked again in the morning and fully cycled (often several times) by the ops team before park open. If a ride doesn't pass any of those checks, it doesn't open. Period.

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These rides are extremely safe. Disney has some of the most stringent safety regulations in the world and the people who work there are certainly more competent than some Twitter grifter who doesn't know what a linear synchronous motor is and can't explain a ride cascade.

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It is hard to fathom, unless you have worked at a theme park, how many times these rides operate in a day, much less a calender year. Guests do lot of stupid stuff that forces shutdowns and evacs. Stuff breaks. A sensor being tripped accidentally can lead to a ride shutdown.

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Caught in 4K for when you inevitably try to edit this to make yourself look less stupid. @ me next time, coward.

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Last thing, since what kicked this off is about The Attraction Formerly Known as Splash Mountain: Splash is a maintenance nightmare. Old, water ride, lots of animation, absolutely huge. It has always had issues. Sensors and water? Bad mix. That doesn't mean it's unsafe, though.

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The real expert, though, would be my father, a nuclear engineer who, after a successful Naval career where he served on a black ops submarine, commanded an Ohio-class submarine, and saved a major naval base, was hired by Disney to spearhead their internal auditing team.

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Will Borger, Securer of Bags

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I've done this professionally for a decade and written 200 reviews. This doesn't happen. No serious publisher or PR firm would consider it, and any journalist caught taking bribes would never work in this business again. Y'all just don't understand the concept of opinions.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ Space Crusader Vtuber

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Just in case you wondered who's paying PC Gamer for reviews.

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3 months

You're not just a clown, @Grummz . You're the whole-ass circus. You're completely out of your depth, and anyone who's ever worked ops or in Engineering Services or knows anything about ride design and maintenance knows it. The next time you come at me, say my name, you coward.

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After writing the auditing guidelines that everyone at Disney uses, he joined the Engineering Services team, where he was the right-hand man to Magic Kingdom's Engineering Services Director. Think a park VP, but they run maintenance instead of ops. He did that job for 15 years.

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This industry collectively conned itself into thinking because it makes a ton of money, triple-AAA games are mainstream. They're not. The only reason it worked is because 1. you can charge a lot of money for a video game and 2. the people into this hobby are REALLY into it.

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Will Borger, Securer of Bags

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3 months

Twitter no longer works for me, so I will be muting this. I enjoyed talking about the parks with y'all, answering questions, and meeting so many former Disney CMs. That job saved me life, and I miss it. Hopefully, y'all had a little fun reading the thread. Cheers! ✌️

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You can sustain lot of things that way. But once budgets start ballooning into the $100-200+ million dollar range? You can't make mistakes. You can't not appeal to everyone. The enthusiasts aren't enough. And when everything costs that much and takes that long, it stops working.

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Oh, and for anyone who doesn't believe my attractions experience, here's a picture of me as a Tour Guide at GMR. I miss that ride.

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During that time, he oversaw maintenance of more than a third of Magic Kingdom, including the park's most popular and difficult to maintain attractions: Splash (now TBA, the ride you're malding about), Space, Big Thunder, the riverboat, Stitch, Pirates, Jungle Cruise, TTA, etc.

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Will Borger, Securer of Bags

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I've also had the privilege of interviewing him professionally, mostly about Splash Mountain, which is now TBA, which is the ride you're malding about. So yes, I know more than you. I have first-hand attractions operating experience, and access to an expert whenever I want it.

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@CamFinalMix He doesn’t know anything about anything

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Anyway, I'm muting this again because Twitter is broken again. Didn't expect this weirdo to post my LinkedIn page, but I can't say I'm super surprised, either. Proud of the work I did at Disney, and the folks I worked with. Miss GMR. Hope y'all enjoyed the stories.

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People in engineering just called him The Captain. When he retired, he was honored by having his name placed in the parks. Specifically, at Jungle Cruise. As someone who worked ops at both MK and Studios, I've picked my dad's brain a lot over the years about this stuff.

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He led each of those attractions through several major rehabs and to some of the best reliability numbers in all of the parks, despite the difficulty of maintaining those attractions. He also helped Imagineering design several things, like Pirates Adventure in Adventureland.

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3 months

See you in Vegas. #Evo2024

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@alyssa_merc My man would stick his hand in the flume on a downramp and then complain about how unsafe the ride is when the weight of the boat slices his fingers off.

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@I_Am_Zackk These people are gonna learn real fast that I have receipts for everything and my default setting is "I wish a bitch would"

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5 months

@FloorPasta422 They also retain talent at an incredible rate, which doesn't hurt. When you have guys working on Zelda for 30 years, they tend to know what they're doing.

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5 months

@ALahftel Right? Video games are toys! Wild how the triple-A space just... largely stopped making video games for kids, outsdie of Nintendo.

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2 months

@ItsLucasKim Terry Crews would have been inspired

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@Fan_Advocacy I wrote a review, bro. Chill. I also own every console released since the N64 and thousands of physical games. The idea that I'm an outsider to this hobby is genuinely hilarious.

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6 months

Weird aside: video games have done absolutely unfathomable damage to peoples' brains because the game worlds revolves around you, The Main Character of the Universe, and I think a lot more Absolutely Deranged Gamer Behaviors make way more sense in that context.

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6 months

The best thing about Dragon’s Dogma 2 is seeing all the people so used to video games telling them they’re a good, special boy crying because their pawn got the clap and murdered an entire village.

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7 months

What world are we living in where 8/10 is a bad score? It means "Great." Do y'all not like great things? What are we doing here, man?

Eikon Wukong

@ffxviJinboy

7 months

IGN is why we stop reviews .. tf is this ? What is the FUCKEN criteria… god damn .. from 10/10 for pentiment ?? To this shit..

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6 months

@Rantman2018 Do you think gay is an insult? In the year of our Lord 2024? That's sad, man. Fix your heart.

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6 months

Hilarious to watch people lie about how "critics hated Bayonetta/Nier Automata" like those games weren't critical darlings hailed as actual masterpieces to defend Stellar Blade. These people didn't know who Kim Hyung Tae was until last week! They didn't play Magna Carta!

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@ItsAliAvali A hit dog will holler, as the saying goes.

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@CamHamm8 Tunnels were great. I got lost down there real bad during orientation, which is super funny if you know how the tunnels are laid out. Sometimes they smelled really bad, which wasn't great if you were on lunch. But, man, being able to move around off-stage was great.

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@maggieofthetown Didn't learn the first time.

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@Fan_Advocacy Have you read the review? Basically all I do is praise the game, man. There’s nothing obnoxious or obtuse about it But yes, Helldivers 2 is 100% satire. Super Earth is run by fascists. This is text, man. The developers have confirmed this.

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4 months

Y'all really don't understand how criticism works, huh?

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@MrboomstickXL

4 months

THIS is BY FAR, one the BEST idea's for modern reviewing of games I've seen in YEARS! Shout out to the ENTIRE crew of the @LonghouseGaming ! THIS should put the ENTIRE journalistic community ON NOTICE!! #BoomStickApproved

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@TimitoDA My understanding is the robots were just vibing until Super Earth invades. And the bugs are... bugs.

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@itsVanAken @TristanZelden And the worst part is, by all accounts, Redfall's failure wasn't even their fault. That game clearly wasn't done and was rushed out the door.

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"Surely," said the fool, watching all his friends get murdered in the most brutal way possible, "surely I will be the guy that kills John Wick."

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good god

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"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' " - Isaac Asimov

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@saliesbox This may be a new concept for you, but other people are allowed to dislike and joke about the things you like.

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@Phanto_Minus Same problem the American comics industry has

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@silenc306 I thought it was pretty common. Guess not.

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@big_tapp My God, he's almost there.

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@nathanpester And you gotta fit into the costume! Not everyone can play characters because they gotta be the right height!

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@broken_nooby64 I find it deeply unfunny and think the loot treadmill is boring, personally.

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@DanThiell This tweet will not get the credit it deserves, but I see it and appreciate it.

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@CamFinalMix It's more of a joke than anything else. Shh! Don't tell anyone.

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@DarkLordWaffles Thank you, genuinely appreciate it.

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@MurphOhFour Yeah

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A lot of you watch way too much YouTube and will believe absolutely anything anyone tells you without a shred of proof.

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@Brew_Gi_Oh My man got so mad he searched up my LinkedIn LMAO

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@darkcobrabws I don't know!

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@technofolklore I am genuinely stunned people are mad about a review that is 1. Two months old. 2. Overwhelmingly positive 3. Is just stating facts. Helldivers 2 is satire, which is inherently political. There shouldn't be anything controversial about saying so. Begging people to be normal.

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7 months

I am once again begging people to read articles before getting mad about and community noting them for things they don't actually say.

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@IGN

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Helldivers 2's new premium Warbond is out now and players are defending the game, insisting it's not pay-to-win.

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@Runic_SSB Do you think last-gen consoles aren't expensive to develop for? Several of Sony's first-party games have cost over $200 million to make.

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@headfallsoff As a former WDW employee: the reason they enforce this (and they do enforce this, for the most part) is to protect Cast Members (and guests) because people get confused. We had a lot of problems with people in really good costumes getting confused for on-stage cast.

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@jakewprogrammer Just a little morning snack, you know.

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@FistOfFiori Lead poisoning is a hell of a drug

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Not again

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@DoofyDEIAHires @jakeformers Never said I did. I worked ops. I opened and closed them, brought vehicles onto the track, cycled those vehicles, and ran safety checks on them in the morning and at night. That means knowing how the ride works, what causes it to break down, and what to do when it does.

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@InsatiableDong @Rantman2018 My dude, I'm old. People were calling each other gay over everything when I was in high school. A little sad to still be doing it now.

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@AliKenobi Oh my God, give me a Dremcast 2 that does what the Switch does.

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@Maverace_Studio Cast Member is a catch-all term for anyone who's "on-stage" at Disney. Custodial, Attractions, Entertainment, Food and Beverage, the department doesn't matter. We were all Cast Members.

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School did absolutely absurd amounts of damage to some of y'all's minds if you are making report cards for art. This is, without exaggeration, an insane way to consume media. You don't get prizes for liking the "good" stuff! Some of the most interesting art is deeply flawed!

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@MitchyD I just cannot fathom missing the point of a piece of media so thoroughly. Like, it's fine if it's for the bit, but there are people who type that and believe every word, and I just can't, man. It's right there, in front of your face.

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@nickjcal You know he's just sitting there shaking in rage behind his monitor, wracking his brain to think of some half-clever comeback. We love to see it.

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@astaranx There is a major difference between a fake review from a place that doesn't exist and bribing an outlet that does exist for a higher score.

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@Expat_Matt @TimitoDA Space Vietnam do be wild, I'll give you that one.

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@BrianMartinB It's funny when people post one of my bylines as some kind of own. Yeah, bro, this company paid me a lot of money to play and write about games. Did you think you did something there?

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@DoofyDEIAHires @jakeformers Incredible lie. Let me correct the record: most cast members are not trained on ANY attractions. They work Food and Beverage, Entertainment, Custodial, and so on. You can cross-train, but most people train on two rides at most.

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@nickjcal I'll bring the popcorn.

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People whining about game journo difficulty would lose their minds if they played games for review. You have 72 hours to beat the game, capture footage, and write around 1500 words. The build is buggy and not complete. There's no guides/help. You can't talk about half of it.

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@jukins5 The general audience could not care less, especially young kids. See: Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite, Pokemon, and so on and so on and so on. Ditto for the mobile market.

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People think denying codes is a dunk on journalists but we're gonna write our reviews/features/guides and get paid regardless. It hurts YOU. They are trying to sell as many copies as possible before reviews/word of mouth can tell you to save your money. This is to fool YOU.

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@jpreyes__

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I think fans misunderstand what not giving codes out really means. It’s not a dunk against games journalists. It’s marketing trying to prevent as much negative attention as possible Media can’t accurately report anything about the final build without seeing it

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@ThresholdPulse Glad you liked it, but I found it painful to play through. Friends and I did I think two sessions and then stopped

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@M1k3ol I wanted to be a writer and to teach college, so I went and got an MFA.

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ADHD has made me time blind, chronically late, unable to sleep at normal hours, hyperfocused or completely unable to focus at all, impulsive, and a lot of other things. It has never made me a thief or a plagiarist. Fuck James Somerton.

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It me! I wrote this!

IGN

@IGN

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Looks like these bugs and robots could use some freedom. Our review of Helldivers 2:

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@AnEmortalKid This is not going to get the traction it deserves but I want you to know I laughed

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@chhopsky Damn, I just follow devs because I like their work and think they're cool

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He's mad Kratos spared Thor after he spent an entire game trying to be a better person so he could raise his son right? This is what he's upset about? Bro... What are we doing here, man? How did this happen? "Also I noticed the women were ugly." Like clockwork, every time.

Kahlief "Positivity Peddler” Adams

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I talk about this in the @SpawnOnMe dropping on Monday, but after digging a little for the REAL reason we're seeing all this backlash against SBI and DEI work here it is in plain language from an interview with the Steam page creator.

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@bchazan5 I think it's been a lot longer than that.

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@ItsLucasKim @airbagged Mislead, some say.

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@SNoctua Attractions are so complicated. I have stories about stuff like that that people would not believe.

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@larsereth Likely.

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@astaranx This is not remotely the same thing.

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@Gameonysus None of these people would care at all if Sony had done it.

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@LakeJoey Please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the vehicle at all times is not a suggestion! We will stop the ride and escort you out!

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@saliesbox There is no objective criticism of art, and I'm not going to say "I think" at the beginning of what is clearly a pretty tame joke.

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For the record: Stellar Blade might be cool. Haven't played the demo! Combat looks like it has potential but for the love of God stop being weird about video games, please.

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@carolynmichelle Bold of you to assume these people are literate and capable of reading the article, tbh

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@bywillborger

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Playing Black Myth Wukong and as a certified Action Game Sicko ™️, I think @adashtra was right. So far, I am bored out of my skull and wondering when the fun starts. All this drama over *this?* *This?* It’s piss easy, and the combat is dull. There’s not even aerial raves. 😭

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Will Borger, Securer of Bags

@bywillborger

5 months

What accountability? Executives aren't living in their cars because they lost their jobs. They're sharpening the next axe. None of you have taken accountability for anything. You just make some sad social media post about how sorry you are and you expect us to feel bad for you?

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Will Borger, Securer of Bags

@bywillborger

6 months

@robinbombus It's remarkable, really. This isn't subtext! It's text! It's not subtle! It throws it in your face at every given opportunity!

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Will Borger, Securer of Bags

@bywillborger

3 years

@Romudeth Unfortunately, slot machines pretending to be games seem to be the future.

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