my very first book, Goodbye to Boyhood, will be yours April 30! but if you’re impatient like me, you can order my book on Amazon NOW and get early access to reading it before everyone else 🥳
So you're telling me you don't wanna get married, have 6 kids, move to the country, buy a homestead, get baby cows, grow our own food, drink raw milk all day and live happily ever after?
my gay friend almost got kidnapped on vacation but instead of being shaken up about it he is literally over here kicking and blushing his feet flattered someone tried to kidnap him 😭
I feel so stupid. I went on a date for the first time in months and the entire time the guy talked about all the other guys he’s interested in/is talking to. I literally sat there in disbelief like it didn’t even feel real
I went to Catholic school so for Prom they said men couldn’t wear earrings or do their makeup so I decided to do both of those things (first time ever wearing makeup) to piss off the administration 😌🙏