i edited my bio to include my reddit handle since it is different than my twitter one & i engage in discourse actively in both spaces. character restrictions made me delete some stuff -- by keeping "pacifist" i hope it is already clear but just to reiterate:
*FREE PALESTINE*
tayvis literally 1000000% confirmed PR/bearding relationship lmao the fact that his "surprise role" was to help her get ready to perform the song where shes faking everything for the fans omggggggggggg
Do i think this exact document is legit and was accidentally leaked? No.
Do i think that the document could've been drafted up for the INTENTION of leaking it, to set the stage for whats to come?
well, of course. because long live
#performanceartlor
Travis Kelce calls in lawyers over leaked 'contract' that claimed to reveal the exact date his relationship with Taylor Swift would end: Fake PR 'strategy document' spread online gave illusion their year-long love story was a sham
I didn’t know this random Wednesday would provide some of the best unexpected Gaylor proof ever, but here we are. Gaylor Reddit kept saying “Taylurker, touch your nose during CP ovation on 7/10 if you’re here!!”
I KID YOU FUCKING NOT. She held it for like 5 seconds holy shit
"THERE GOES THE LOUDEST WOMAN THIS TOWN HAS EVER SEEEEEEN
so lets run....had a marvelous time ruining everything..."
comingoutlor has never been more fucking real
tbh this is some of the best lowkey/understated gaylor proof out there. NUMEROUS TIMES, she has locked eyes with a wlw couple at her shows and mouthed ILY with a mournful look on her face. godddd it hurts my heart
"It's the 113th show, and since 13 is my fave number, let me play some of my favorite songs for you..."
...."I, I swear you could hear a HAIRPIIIIN DROPPPPP"
if you know whats good for your mental health, PLS do not think about how for the very first show after June--when Taylor didnt end up doing a Pride Month speech--that woman sat down at the piano and sang about the "hundred thrown out speeches i almost said to you"
The explosion of shock and unadulterated joy that permeated Gaylor spaces after this woman smirked while singing the precise words “it’s nice to have DOROTHEA” was a day for the books 🌈🥰🐱
OH YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
first time shes ever played glitch live. today. 2190 days ago, she gave that intense Pride speech in chicago.
i am dead. gone. deceased.
People is Tree's outlet of choice. This was almost certainly approved by Tree before they published it, and if so, the frogs are getting closer and closer to boiling y'all
blondie just sat at that piano and told us with her full chest:
They said the END is coming
Everyone's up to something
This has broken me down
My twisted knife
My sleepless night
My win-less fight
This has frozen my ground
Stood on the cliffside
Screaming, "Give me a reason"
THIS.
theres a reason gaylors are correctly guessing surprise songs & mashup combos. BECAUSE WE ARE LISTENING. we hear the story she's telling us, thus can predict what might come next.
and yet tayvis fans are out there scoffing at us saying "wow gaylors are reaching again" 😂
it’s not just that’s she’s matching up these songs. It’s that she’s mashing them in a way that it explicitly states that she is moving on, she is coming out the other side. She wants to see daylight.
JUST IN CASE MAINSTREAM SWIFTIES ARE CONFUSED. tay literally sang it's nice to have a FRIEND x Dorothea; "friend of Dorothy" has been used in LGBTQ flagging for decades.
so--do you think blondie is DUMB and straight...or queer and a mastermind? those are the only 2 options atp
The way Gaylors have been using “are you not entertained?” memes for a whole ass year in reference to this PRlationship, and then we get a commercial with Travis speaking those exact words directly at the camera w a coy smile.
WE STAY WINNING.
The campiness and satire of this is SO blatant, I genuinely am floored that so, so many cannot see it.
And I’m also increasingly aware that I’m living in a completely different earthly reality than Tayvis stans
Wowza, they look so elated to be reunited!! I mean, they’ve only seen each other once in the span of *checks notes* almost two months, so it makes sense they’d look THIS joyous and in luv 🥰 Tayvis nation stay winning!1!1!1!!
THIS IS PEAK COMEDY. tractor looks soooo zoned out/apathetic until he clocks that hes being videotaped, then he immediately starts in with enthusiastic clapping, likeeeeeee you cant make this shit up lmao
once in TWENTY lifetimes, TN?
"I've been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night...and now I see daylight, I only see daylight" 🌞🌈
"I once believed love would be B&W...but it's golden" ☀️🌈
she really truly is about to step out of that fuckass door INTO DAYLIGHT so sooooon
When
#TSTheErasTour
happens in the daylight, it’s easier for Taylor to see your golden love stories unfold. We love celebrating your once-in-twenty-lifetimes moments with you! 🩶
Jacob Elordi references Taylor Swift in a new interview about his upcoming queer film with two characters having a ‘constant pull’ to each other:
“I believe Taylor Swift calls it an ‘invisible string.’”
Taylor has a multitude of amazing male dancers that could’ve been the ones laying up against her & Flo here, but she specifically chose female dancers instead. Including the infamous BECKY who she flirts with in choreo already.
We gotta add this to the Gaylor iceberg yall.
taylor actually did something v important with that piano mashup, singing The Black Dog x CBBH x Maroon bc most gaylors can agree that multiple muses span those songs.
her mashing up songs doesnt ever "confirm" they're the same muse; shes TELLING A BIGGER STORY. so pls, listen🌈
"His current plans to join up with her are unclear, but he has said before that he will be all over the world with her during the offseason."
it literally IS the off season right now. he attended one show. over a month ago. now hes too busy at car washes
HELPPP that was the loudest shit ever; muses this muses that are so irrelevant to what she just did. Started both guitar & piano mashups with a comphet/bearding track w/ male pronouns then paired both with such sapphic songs that only have “you” pronouns.
Comingoutlors riiise!
i need every invasive delulu swiftie out there who has been posting "OMG IS TAY PREGGO?" to watch her expressions here. she is disgusted by the speculation. she has never ever made a face like this at gaylor stuff in the crowd, soooo... read between the CLEARLY DELINEATED lines!
pretty telling when you consider that with this direct friend connection, travis would've just been able to privately ask for taylor's number/set up a double date/whatever....except the PR gotta PR, so he did the super public move of the "bracelet flirtations" lololol
I can’t believe the girl who was openly
hitting on pretty girls (her “queer fellows” lol) on MySpace as a baby gay grew up into a mega pop star whose fandom mostly refuses to believe shes anything but 100% hetero.
Mind boggling tbh.
to my fellow Midnights Mayhem truthers: a lovely reddit gaylor calculated the odds of the track order randomly being announced in the precise order of 13, 8, 7, 6, 2, 3...
And it is 1 in 1,235,520.
TRY AND COME FOR US, SWIFFERS.
Checkmate, we will not lose.
He attended his 13th contractually obligated Eras Tour & immediately shaved his beard??? Ohhh we're SO back 🎉🎊🎉 and after exactly 300 days of stunting?? IT IS OVER NOW
saw a fellow gaylor mention this in a discord chat, that we are likely to only hear "Happiness" at the final Eras tour show...
and if that's true and she sings "from the dress i wore at midnight, leave it all behind & there's happiness" then come out on her bday, I'LL PERISH.
it rly will be studied for years to come after taylor officially comes out: HOW could someone so famous be so loud about their 🌈 and not only are most their fans convinced they're straight but those fans will BULLY anyone who perceives the LOUD 🌈, acting like we are delusional.
how did she got away with this???????????? the rest of the world was black and white (fucking straight) but we were in screaming color (gay as fuck) and she remembers thinking “are we out of the woods yet?” (ARE WE FUCKING OUT OF THE CLOSET YET or they need us to spell g-a-y?)
Another clear SHE pronoun in The Albatross x Dancing with Our Hands Tied. I had tried this after it happened but the audio was too hard to isolate because of screaming fans but because she released the official recordings it's perfectly clear.
"Oh and SHE held me close."
oh haiiiii who called it? ;)
once i learned that taylor went to exactly 13 of twavvy's football games and that he'd gone to 12 of her shows so far... i knew he'd be there today. and it is GOOD news, because that means we are That Much Closer to the finish line, friends! 🏁
"invisible strings!!!"
no...multiple gaylors including myself called that he'd be there today BECAUSE of how it would make it 13, and how she somehow attended precisely 13 of his games -- this shit is planned so well and far in advance lmao
"And I feel like my castle's crumbling down
And I watch all my BRIDGES burn to the ground
And you don't want to know me
I will just let you down..."
the night after that insanely gay MEGA-BRIDGE is a choiceeeeee, Miss Mastermind
me sitting here wondering if the swiffers n hetlors have caught wind of us cracking the fucking code with Midnight Mayhems and how there is only a 1 in ~1.2 million chance it wasn't intentionally scripted to be 13 / 87 / 6.23 and how...IT IS SO OVER FOR THEM NOW
WHAT IF I TOLD U NONE OF IT WAS ACCIDENTAL??
lol so I’ve long thought she started the planning for things soon after 2019 failed coming out came and went… but to have already chosen twavvy as her Final Beard by end of ‘19 is hilarious. And amazing.
hehe apparently Travis was spotted at a pub in London a bit earlier, and Ross posted an IG story from a jazz bar in London a little bit ago.
date night for Tross <3
taylor casually strutting out in lesbian flag 1989 fit after confirming to us yesterday she DOES intentionally know how to flag when she came out in swedish flag colors
we just keep winning and winning
wait how did i miss this when it happened? just casual photo confirmation that ross helps trav "settle into his hotel room" when they travel together, like.... they SHARING THAT ROOM, bfr 😻🌈👨❤️💋👨
I’m actually super grateful to TN for giving us Gaylors an explicit warning: After two days of INSANELY GAY, tomorrow will be a STUNTING DAY.
Strap in darlings! We are in the home stretch but not quiteeee yet there 🌈
What a
#TSTheErasTour
show this was,
#AmsterdamTSTheErasTour
! 🌟 We finally heard “imgonnagetyouback” MASHED WITH “DRESS”?! Then “You Are In Love” x “cowboy like me”?! You all screamed these songs SO LOUD! 😍 Maybe tomorrow we could scream “Karma is the guy on the Chiefs”?! 🤠
oh, they're MAD mad 🤣
when Tay plays any song that could possibly, potentially tie in at ALL to 🏈, they claim it means they're already engaged
but as soon as the mashups are super gay, swiffers be like: "omg none of it means anything, you're soooo dumb for assigning meaning"
“Everybody’s looking at her but I don’t like a gold rush..."
did she just come out even more explicitly tonight than she did with INTHAF x Dorothea?
yall, i am UNWELL
this poem from Tay breaks my heart.
"If you're anything like me,
You never wanted to lock your door,
Your secret garden gate or your diary drawer
…But Darling, now you have to."
she's been suffering in the closet for so, so long :(
since TN so blatantly nudge-nudge-wink-wink told us Gaylors that today will be big on stunting, I'm going full out on closeting/PR theme: all yellow 1989 fit, return of the yellow closeting folkmore dress we haven't seen since she closed Glitch, Mary's Song on guitar
BRING IT ON
“So I fly ‘em all around the world
And I let them think they saved me”
First & third them/they=the beards
Second them=Hetlors obsessed w the idea that Taylor needs a man to save her. Which we are seeing in full force rn
SHES BEEN TELLING US THE SAME FEW STORIES, OVER & OVER
If you want to feel even more unwell than every Gaylor already is rn, just go listen to all of You’re Losing Me with the context that she is 110% speaking to her fandom through this entire song.
this isn't how you spell "straitjacket" and Taylor Nation knows it.... hmmm i wonder why they'd misspell it STRAIGHTjacket when this song is already so effing queer coded. i wonder, i wonder....
calling my fellow Tily Truthers: it's time to admit that i realized a lil while ago that Taylor played The Prophecy precisely 127 days after Lily's bday (1/27) this year; and that night--June 2--was when this photo of Taylor (center) was taken... the wings are NEAR IDENTICAL
when i tell you that i cannot understand the brains of tayvis stans, it is an understatement.
he was one of the men FORCING HER (in choreo) to perform after she DIES (from trauma inflicted by industry/fans/comphet/closeting) post-TSMWEL...
HOW IS THIS ROMANTIC?
"High infidelity Put on your records and burn my city I bent the truth too far tonight I was dancing around, dancing around it
But it's gonna be alright, I did my time"
THE IMPLICATIONSSSS
Something Hetlors seem truly unable to comprehend is that AS QUEER FOLKS, we intimately know how important flagging is. The assumed norm being “straight until formally declared” is actually what’s vile. As a queer femme, it’s so validating when people DO pick up on my flagging
so umm... i don't mean to alarm anyone, but i fear we might have confirmation now that a breakup with Taylor has caused TWO women to remove tattoos they had which Taylor referenced lyrically in songs she wrote about them (Di/"Wonderland;" Lily/"Dress")
🥲😬💔
where are my peeps who are not Late Stage Anything (and find esp LSK harmful as a theory, like there are kids involved...) but 100% see recent flagging w/ Karlie, Dianna, Lily AND Liz bc it seems shes on good terms with all these exes & theyre helping her lead up to coming out?🥰
im sry, ive mostly just been taking the high road and NOT engaging with hetlors when they comment shit like this to me--but this is genuinely HILARIOUS because "treacherous" is such a gay song. the absolute irony of thinking her playing THAT SONG would "end gaylors" lmao
at this point i am pretty sure taylor could legitimately post a photo from 2022 that shows the draft contract of her and travis' PRlationship, and the swiffers would be like "omgggg she KNEW IT WAS COMING!!! invisible strings!!"
Period, oomfie. Taylor has been doing this for the entire Europe leg since May… meshing multiple muses into mashups and blurring all the lines even for Gaylors.
This is intentional. This is all a key part of the plan. She needs to do this before she can burn it all down 🔥 🏰
i think the fact that probably every single ship within the fandom thinks that mashup is about their ship is proving a VERY loud and important point in all of this