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10 months

@verymoisturized "can she just be interesting?" lead me to spending the entirety of my 20s bedding batty art school broads

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@arneduncan Less and less people buy this bs every day

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@HormonalJew Most of the women I've slept with have been about half my bodyweight. I can't imagine sharing a bed with someone fully double my size. That'd be a gorilla

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3 years

@KeithOlbermann @joerogan He's healthier than you and will outlive you

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4 years

@FlorioGina Big truth. I broke up with a woman I was engaged to when she tried to drive a wedge between me and my family. She was replaceable. My dad is not. I'm now engaged to a FAR better woman.

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3 years

@johncardillo not even slightly surprised martha's vineyard might be the most hypocritical place on earth

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4 years

@dayglodisastah @EricDJuly Is there even a shred of self reflection that's going to be had here?

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3 years

@stewak2 @_ericcarpenter1 @DataDrivenMD It was safe 19 months ago

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3 years

@sarahbeth345 Ohhh man, is that ever a tough one. I've readjusted my social circle so much over the last 5 years because blue pilled people are impossible to deal with, but for my friends who are right on the verge of getting it, I wait until we're having some kinda deep talk over drinks...

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4 years

@viperwave This is a work of art

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3 years

@sourpatchlyds @arneduncan The prospect of my future preschoolers having to mask at school is going to single handedly get me to move out of Chicago

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3 years

@didactickatydid We all love her. Fuck off.

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4 years

@steph_mcca $6 is absurd. I charge $2.25 for a wash and dry cycle. Utility, cleaning, and repair bills are real (each time one of those fucking machines busts it's $200, and they generally work for about 2 years of heavy use). There's a profit but it's not as much as you'd think.

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2 years

@blowoback His dad:

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3 years

@CassandraRules Absolute hero. I'm glad she got applause

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@lwoodhouse @marclamonthill They can never answer that

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3 years

@Annakhait Only vaccine in history that only works if everyone has it!

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4 years

@AshBCoffin Curveball: in every call of duty you just play as a pair of disembodied hands holding a gun

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4 years

@WongKarWax I was watching a live demonstration of this at a leather con in 07 and the couple standing next to me who both looked like Tom of Finland drawings turned to each other and said "oh this is too gay even for me" and walked off

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4 years

@thehill Corporate journalism's nonstop bullshit is hitting the US hard

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3 years

@JetsenSunday @jordanbpeterson Slaves did not build cambridge

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3 years

@ScottAdamsSays It's been 1 year since I've had coof. I'm surrounded by 100+ people a day, very close contact, eating and drinking. Totally fine. Meanwhile my vaxxed coworkers are getting sick and I have to cover for them.

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4 years

@michaelmalice Painfully accurate. I'm now completely certain that if an armed mob of arsonists were torching my street and I defended myself, so long as that mob had political support, I'd be branded a nazi, they'd be branded peaceful, and 95% of the people I know would turn on me that easily.

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3 years

@SupJaniceHahn 'beginning to' is doing a lot of work in this post, lady

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4 years

@AndreeKehn @poppy_haze @Sanjeeeezy Some US cities are more cycling friendly than others. I've logged literally thousands of miles using my bike for transportation around Chicago, from downtown to the surrounding suburbs and have never felt unsafe.

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4 years

@WongKarWax They were both jacked and hairy, the one guy was wearing just overalls, and his boyfriend was just wearing chaps and a thong and was on a leash, to better set the scene

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3 years

@VickerySec I'm so glad I don't share a state with you, but it'd be extra nice if I didn't share a country with you

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4 years

@shoe0nhead Too bad that response is basically bipartisan. This country blows.

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3 years

@akheriaty @dockaurG No joke man. Up until 2020 I'd never heard a less scientific phrase than "believe science"

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1 year

@DJPunitive @michaelmalice He brought a gun to a gunfight. What would you have done?

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3 years

@marybethpf @syd_viciously @nytimes "Mistakes of this magnitude are not made innocently"

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3 years

@BadCOVID19Takes this is a flawless take

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2 years

@EWoodhouse7 I was on a flight when the announcement came through. Glorious

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5 years

@CCbucko Yes it is worth it. I've lived almost my entire life in an apartment in Chicago and I've never been more miserable than when I spent a summer living on a ranch in rural California and in a cabin on MARTHA'S VINEYARD.

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3 years

@antihero_kate As an evil landlord who regularly bartends 50-60hrs a week, I feel this

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3 years

@xsillent @michaelmalice As malice has said before, regarding them as on par with tobacco execs is the moderate position

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3 years

@unicornlgh @JAMA_current @Heminator What kind of mask stops aresols but not droplets? That's impossible

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4 years

@glenns_music @ClayTravis When no one dies because of this will you have a second of self reflection?

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3 years

@__frye 1. Slavs 2. East Asians 3. Nords That was easy

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3 years

@CanadianForces Wow, a military worse than mine, amazing

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3 years

@HiDadSoup @hamiramani @PortlandPolice @PBOTinfo @juleezworld @BFryback This is a level of dweebery that shouldn't be possible

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3 years

@Technoguy3 @michaelmalice First time I went into a place sans mask this year was a gas station in suburban IL where the one employee present was a black lady. Asked her if she cared about masks, she said no. Bless her.

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3 years

@Jennifer_Arcuri @JimGriffOne more 17 year olds like him, plz

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3 years

@Ryan1Bee @Nigel_Farage In real life these people are all totally fine. Those graves should read "healthy at any size!" or "I was 88 and got covid despite my mask"

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3 years

@sarahbeth345 or wharves, wait for them so say one thing even slightly questioning the system's narrative and then go "yeah! You're totally right, and further more..." and then throw in a few extra little factoids. You sound affirming rather than combative that way.

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3 years

@JonathanLiles1 @EricRWeinstein Like a little warning because current Forbes would never publish such an article

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3 years

@TheNewThoreau @intrnetdaughter If you make it the proper way you're using 5 different liquors, one of which is super sugary (triple sec), coke (super sugary) and an oz of simple (50% sugar) In the rare instance I make one of these at my bar I always omit the simple

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11 months

@hollowearthterf Since we're on the subject, shoutout to young Alex Jones

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3 years

@ChristinaPushaw @GovRonDeSantis He's not wrong!

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3 years

@walshrac @JetsenSunday @jordanbpeterson Europe is covered in architecture this beautiful. They didn't all have empires. You think the Czechs needed a cocoa plantation to build this?

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3 years

@ebennett74 Not to mention parents freaking out and taking their kids to hospital over symptoms that wouldn't have phased them in 2019

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3 years

@naeriface The fact that that was even being brought up in school is already enraging enough

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3 years

@Cernovich Chicago's been like this for my entire life. The only thing that's going to change in 3-5 years is even more people rightfully rolling their eyes at the notion that white men are the most dangerous threat to our nation.

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4 years

@otteritarian @YesThatAnna People call that guy out all the time but I have no idea how it never sticks

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3 years

@isabellarileyus I've heard kabul is lovely this time of year

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4 years

@AvariceKing @GameSpot Not even close to what happened

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3 years

@annbauerwriter Plot twist: they're not dying

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3 years

@NeilMackay Guys, as long as Neal Macky decides what's true or not everything will be fine

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4 years

@michaelmalice Honestly, might be the most beautiful place I've ever been. I genuinely feel like it's the most underrated country in Europe.

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3 years

@angrybklynmom Watching my fellow lefty friends start to claim things like they were going to haul us off in trains in 2016 was pretty eye opening

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3 years

@NGrossman81 Team left, plz

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5 years

@jakesilverstein The corporate press is the enemy of the people

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3 years

@PeterRQuinones This is sooooooo accurate it hurts. If Tom Morello and Hillary Clinton sat down at a table, the cameras got turned on, and they chatted for an hour, I bet they'd agree on literally everything

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3 years

@ACLUVA Fighting against civil liberties, I see

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3 years

@jennyleong Your distress is a source of great pleasure

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3 years

@SKMorefield Them not answering these questions is the point. It was never about protecting us, only about control

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4 years

@seerutkchawla Titanic McGrath isn't a parody account any more

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3 years

@MichaelPSenger Been saying how we're 10-20 years away from 'wear a mask!' being rightfully derided as being our generation's duck and cover, and when that happens all your Facebook friends will duly go "haha well I was never like that"

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4 years

@RightWingWatch "disinformation"

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3 years

@melaniecoleMS @jeremynewberger Please stay inside until no one dies ever again

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10 months

@FromKulak Why is anyone listening to a 14 year old hydrocephalic?

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2 years

@Babygravy9 Homeboy needs to start popping oral finesteride and minoxidil now

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4 years

@TheRealHoarse @govkristinoem Anybody who believes those numbers is beyond smooth brained

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3 years

@DefenseBaron How is this not a parody account

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11 months

@oldbooksguy Downtown Chicago looks cool tho

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3 years

@rodmaldaner I'm so glad I don't share a country with any of you people

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3 years

@scootersail @EpiEllie We will continue to live. Please stay home until no one dies ever again.

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3 years

@JessicaHuseman Good news! Your sis will be fine

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4 years

@thevivafrei @washingtonpost Ayn Rand: "Mistakes of this size are never made innocently."

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3 years

@michaelmalice I haven't seen my wife in 2 years because of this shit, but at least we're young and have other things going on. I can't imagine going through this in my 90s. Beyond vile.

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@TAGACAT @Culture_Crit Why not both?

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3 years

@PetiteNicoco This shit breaks my heart, I'm sure for 99% of the country Kenosha is just some abstract name of some shit hole town in flyover country that they've never heard of before and will never think of again, but I live by Kenosha and actually love the place

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3 years

@tomselliott @AOC what a damning argument against planned parenthood

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3 years

@0_B1acksh33p_0 @bitcoinpasada No, it's entirely related to how free they stayed (positive growth) and how many covid restrictions they enacted (negative growth)

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3 years

@CNY315_ @lwoodhouse @marclamonthill There's my problem. People like you say out of one side of their mouth "this is exactly how we beat polio" while, after being backed into a corner, will say out of the other side of their mouth "well actually it's really only as effective as a flu shot." Covid isn't going away

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2 years

@JayJone04626823 @conservmillen Who built this country, exactly?

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11 months

@justin_hart I had a covidian tell me that being accidentally right when there are lives on the line doesn't count. Horrifying mentality.

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3 years

@clairlemon He's a rich white guy who doesn't virtue signal, was anti-covid lockdowns, and is dating a young-ish woman. That's it, that's all it takes.

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2 years

@WalkerBragman Oh hey, tweets from opposite world

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3 years

@OldMemeFarmer @GPrime85 @lporiginalg Yeah, it's kinda fucked up that they sedate and starve you instead of just ODing you

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3 years

@WFMY The corporate press is the enemy of the people

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2 years

@benplumley @RickABright @EWRairport @NJTRANSIT Yet somehow they're all fine

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4 years

@erikbryn @morganisawizard If that swung fist had a 99.99% of missing the targeted face, I doubt any libertarians would care about it

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3 years

@brookhinton @DR_bEYEson @KeithOlbermann Even this statement isn't accurate

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3 years

@Storakatten @TheNewThoreau @intrnetdaughter Right, there's no way to get drunk without loading up on empty calories, but there's drinking say, whisky on the rocks, or a vodka soda lime, and drinking just as much alcohol drowning in sugar water

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2 years

@AmerAcadPeds How about you dorks ditch the masks. That's the best thing you can do for kids

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3 years

@LP_OtsegoCounty It's called Twitter, remember how the FBI is trying to get people to narc on anyone at the Jan 6th thing and it's working? We're not so different

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@Mrtdogg Make this man prime Minister of canada

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3 years

@rweingarten The problems are created by you

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3 years

@PramilaJayapal SHRODINGER'S PREGNANT MAN

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