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@peterpun

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28 days

Jay Slater tweeting about his favourite food.

𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝙷 🇸🇪 𝚡 𝙲𝙵𝙲💙

@mrsLHK79

28 days

Margarita is the best pizza & I will die on this hill

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Architecture & Tradition

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What is your favorite bridge?

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@cd0yl3 They never had slinkies growing up so they have to improvise.

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7 months

They lost at home to Palace and then made Chelsea’s 6-0 win all about them.

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Salah giving Firmino a penalty for him to complete his first hattrick for the club, u can’t teach class @ChelseaFC 👍🏽

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3 years

@RannTommy They will now they can fill their car up with a weeks worth of fuel.

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3 years

Whilst Chelsea were celebrating winning that plastic cup and beating Palace. Man City were dropping 3 points at home to Spurs, in a competition that really matters. Let that sink in. @craigburley

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2 years

Reece James would chest it down and then Thiago Silva would clear it.

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2 years

Stamford Bridge

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28 days

@JT__v4 His next day at work after this was posted.

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6 months

@fesshole You must’ve mist that part of the doctorate.

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3 years

@Yoda4ever @FrasierPerry2 ‘Waiter, there’s a hare in my salad’

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2 years

@louislfc___ @harvwalterss Technically she did steal something and it wasn’t her fault.

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3 years

@jack60695738 @EJ10i Don’t think he had any red paint with him.

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3 years

@_jg99_ All good doors should come with knockers.

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7 months

@fesshole Thought he was just having a stroke but turned out to be far more serious.

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7 months

@fesshole Surprised you’re posting it here as I’m sure he’d want to keep it in the family.

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29 days

@fesshole Cheat and Chong

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3 years

@jas_mckenna I’d go too at that price. Bargain.

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2 years

When you first start couch to 5K

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2 years

Wow Iran

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6 months

@fesshole Are they particularly visible though when on the surface? Remains to be seen.

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3 months

@fesshole Interesting fact. Karl Marx had a sister called Onya and she invented the starter pistol.

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28 days

@xgreatestuser2

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@fesshole Sounds like you and a family member are both fu*king assholes.

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10 months

@fesshole Last Christmas I bought my wife a new fridge. It was lovely seeing her face light up when she opened it.

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3 years

@sspencerukk Hope you raised an issue about it.

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3 years

@LwandileZondi17 Surely it’s double H and one O

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2 years

Thomas Partey with a 30 yard last minute attempt with options all around him. The crowd were all shouting ‘No, no, noooo’. He thought they really meant yes.

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1 year

@fesshole I tried to buy some from there the other day but there was a woman blocking the aisle with her trolley. I couldn’t get pasta.

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2 years

@Cameron58003424 @momozozo999 @secondtierpod Ties knots, learns woodsmanship and has the occasional jamboree.

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3 years

@jackc__95 Before you mock someone you should perhaps try walking a mile in their shoes.

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1 month

@fesshole Buy a cheap wig. It’s a small priced toupee.

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5 months

@fesshole Hiding your phone is not good for relationships, it Wrexham.

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2 years

Alexa, show me football team tactics to stop Chelsea in 2014-15 season.

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@VeteranGhost @JobieTwits @matted1 @fesshole I have no problem pissing in a urinal with other fellas next to me but find it very difficult to cum in that situation.

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2 months

@fesshole Could at least have taken a look at them. Just for the crack.

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@fesshole They didn’t realise they’d had sommelier.

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28 days

@fesshole You should come clean.

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1 year

@fesshole Ah, the 1990’s, when you would find a porno mag in a bush and a bush in a porno mag.

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4 months

@fesshole That’s now her Fanta, see.

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2 years

@carefreecammy Imagine if we also won the Champions League. Madrid on a Wednesday night then Preston on the Saturday 🤣

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1 year

@fesshole And then I'm happy for the rest of the day. Safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to them.

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2 years

Was absolutely delighted to see @PavanCFC get Enzo’s shirt.

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1 year

Chelsea’s defence trying to carry Cucurella each game.

People Doing Dumb Things

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8 months

@fesshole Had sex with her and asked how it was for her. “Choose any prize from the bottom shelf’ she replied.

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10 months

Misspelled

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9 months

I think this is a tremendous tribute to the international fan base, who often describe the hardship of having to set an alarm to watch a game.

Football Away Days

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9 months

Sad to see this kind of thing inside an English football stadium. What has happened to our game?… 😞

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28 days

@cecithelatina Crusty bit first?

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6 months

@fesshole Sounds like your reputation has decayed.

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4 months

Sadly my dad passed on June 18, aged 88. A lifelong Chelsea fan & club employee, today we celebrate his life. In his honour we’ve set up 2 donations for Royal British Legion & Harefield Hospital. Any donations would be gratefully received. RIP Dad. (Links below)

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1 year

@fesshole I think you may have misinterpreted what they mean by ball deodorant and eau de toilette.

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5 months

@mrsLHK79 Bit odd to go to a Swedish celebration dressed like the flag of Japan.

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1 year

@ajm__x I was asked to “get a bottle of milk from the store, and if they have eggs then get a dozen” I came home with 12 bottles of milk. They had eggs.

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8 months

Not the first thing he’s bottled.

ACL Soccer

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8 months

Bukayo Saka has created a limited edition Nando��s Peri-Peri sauce that is “sweet, spicy and smoky”. #arsenal #afc #nandos #LittleChilli

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5 months

@fesshole I tried that but my bollocks got cold and I forgot about the egg.

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2 years

@JT__19 @decentpatter Probably didn't recognise you with your feet in the air.

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2 years

@Dylsfootyramble TBF it sounds like she was far too young for you.

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@JT__v4 ‘Girl mate’ Bottled after being friend zoned.

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3 years

@keijjunie @cd0yl3 Surely if you’re gen Z then you should be making a TikTok about this, not tweeting 🤷‍♂️

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2 years

New Havertz chant. To the tune of Starman by Bowie. 🎶 He’s our German, and we’re playing him up front, we had to put him there because Lukaku is…on loan to Inter 🎶

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7 months

@fesshole Cunning. Sounds like you had one or two twix up your sleeves.

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@GreedyGrant @JT__v4 No need to get carried away.

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5 months

@fesshole I think you’ll find that post Covid they have renewed respect for key workers.

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@Tripple____M @FabrizioRomano Scored in a major final.

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2 months

You and I are gonna queue forever.

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@finmorgan22 @calclarke_ @JackPemberton4 The man in high vid is a policeman and whilst trying to apprehend the citizen in dark clothing he stumbled over the barrier. This resulted in said policeman rolling in the floor and the crowd cheering with merriment.

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2 years

🎶 We lost super Tommy Tuchel, and brought Graham Potter to the team. Losses back to back, will he get the sack, at least we’ve still got the Champions League (for now) 🎶

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@JSRFootball If you send the video to the club and ask them to forward to Pulisic they probably will. I’m sure that once he sees the videos he’ll laugh as much as I did.

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@fesshole Mistress - Is your wife at home? Fesser- Nope, the coasters clear.

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4 months

@fesshole It’s causing a condition known as ‘plastic bag syndrome’. You should get yourself checked out. You might be a carrier.

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9 months

For all the US fans that watched the Super Bowl last night, spare a thought for us in the UK that had to stay up until late to watch it on our sofas. You don’t realise how privileged you are to be able to go to a game. It’s hard to stay up late and we are clearly more loyal.

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2 years

@tom_chels When is the second leg?

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2 years

When Zappacosta shaped up for a shot agains Qarabag.

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2 years

Davide don’t you dare

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7 months

@fesshole They’re getting you Alderaan gifts.

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4 months

@fesshole Imagine how she must have felt. You should try walking a mile in her shoe.

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1 year

Surely tagging @therain would be more helpful.

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My son fleeing the fires in Rhodes , no help at all from Jet2 @TheSun

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@TheDB30 @puffpuff65 Because it’s impossible to find a direct replacement for Kalvin Phillips.

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9 months

Sums up how bad Nunez is when he can’t even hit a gaping hole.

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🤣🤣🤣Nunez has almost hit Astrid Wett

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@fesshole I am a master at the Belgian kiss. It’s very similar to a French kiss, just with a little more phlegm.

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@rio26a @TrollFootball His name is Lionel Messi, he is the captain of Argentina and also plays for Paris St Germain.

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@Carefree_Jam The only time ‘well done’ and ‘steak’ should be together is if you are complimenting the chef for cooking it perfectly medium rare.

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2 years

@CrimeLdn Can’t believe they tasered a guy for having a screwdriver, yet the guy filming had a knife and was allowed to just drive away.

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@fesshole The plot thickens.

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@OliGiles2 @sspencerukk Dough.

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@fesshole If there is one thing Covid taught us it is how much we rely on key workers.

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3 years

@ChrisGagg He got that toe-tally wrong.

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@fesshole Asked her what it was called and she said “Venez à Moi, it is French for ‘Come to Me’” “Doesn’t smell like come to me” he replied.

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1 year

@anon_opin It’s because they have a wonderful culture, are very neutral and also their flag, which is a big plus.

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1 year

After watching the David Beckham documentary I have nothing but respect for the guy. Most footballers have skeletons in their closet, but he has her appear on camera.

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@CowfoldSeagull