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@zaecula0
okay but like actually. how fucking long has “brothers in arms” and “he’s like my father/son” been used in REAL FUCKING LIFE to help hide/protect the people in a gay relationship. men in japan still adopt each other because they can’t get married
i lovereeee obiwan w the virginity kink. he’s so composed and poised and civilised but thinking abt anakin being a virgin reduces him to this lecherous base state where he wants to corrupt anakin utterly and completely and 100% ruin him for anyone else
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this is literally the most cutest picture of obi-wan in existence. his sweet little face.. his little hand sticking out of his robe.. i’m ill
also ngl i’m tired of this trend lately of obiwan being this helpless waif that anakin manipulates and has his boundaries destroyed with no consequence. like… I Think It’s Been Too Long Since You’ve Interacted With Canon Buddy
“andor is way better than kenobi fuck the kenobi show” “andor is so much better than kenobi fuck andor for that” am i the only one who just genuinely enjoyed kenobi. i didn’t think any part of it was bad
i don’t give a shit who tops and who bottoms with obikin. at the end of the day as long as it’s the most lurid sex i’ve ever seen i could not give a fuck
every single star wars media: yeah obviously if we put obiwan or old ben somewhere anakin or vader has to be there too. or referenced or something. that’s how it works
@chiickpii
@zaecula0
1) true 2) honestly it’s not even just sensitivity to non western cultures! it works that way here too! “i love him so much he’s like my brother/father/son” has been stand in for “we are in love” since FOREVER. like read an lgbt book pleaassseee
i’m so glad we all agree anakin is obsessed with biting obi-wan however: obi-wan who is equally obsessed (just more subtle about it) with leaving scratches all up and down anakin’s back
@Spell_boundart
tbf plenty of victims find catharsis and strength in having sa fantasies where they are the sub/“victim” but they have complete control over everything that happens in the scene. jussayin
cw incest dubcon / noncon it’s soo cliche but so hot: big (step)brother cuntboy obi getting stuck bent over somewhere and asking little (step)brother anakin for help but anakin just fucks him instead
i love vaderwan with stockholm syndrome and broken obi-wan but they never go far enough . i want obi-wan to be nothing but a shell. i want him a vacant eyed doll i want him to be limp and helpless at all times. if he ever speaks it’s flat and floaty like
reading obi-wan and anakin interact is so painful bc anakin really thinks obiwan is just this unfeeling monolith and that’s just. not true. but obiwan is so wrapped up in being a good jedi and not burdening anakin with his feelings, anakin never gets to see the real man
so fuckinf sad that there’s no content of dooku and obiwan interacting when obiwan is qui-gon’s padawan.. dooku is an obi lover he’s an obi grandpa and i just wish i could see that dynamic
mmm really thinking about it.. raised as sith anakin who just immediately latches on to jedi obiwan and becomes just soo obsessed with him. when obiwan comes to see him he’s sweet and docile and demure, but if they try to send anyone else he will start trying to kill them
i just .. i just need padawan obi crying and whimpering as he gets spanked. that’s it. his little bubble butt gets so red. so much shame as he feels like a little boy, over his masters knee like this
the whole point of anakin skywalker is that good men can and will do awful things when they feel as if they have no other choice. he is impulsive and perhaps arrogant but ultimately he is good. i am starting the anakin skywalker defence squad who’s with me
anakin finding obi in his bunny form in their quarters and bunnywan is surprised and excited and happy and he starts running around anakin in circles and binkying <3
like. come on. vaderkin literally hunting obiwan down. obiwan running away desperately, no attempts to fight back, he knows he’s nothing but prey to this big scary strong predator. all he can do is try to run away.
the only reason anakin compares obi-wan to his father and obi-wan compares anakin to his brother is because neither of them know what being gay feels like so they just assume it’s something else
a/b/o vaderwan where alpha vader keeps omega obi-wan as his bedmate and keeps him permanently cumflated so he’s always pinned to the bed and heavy and full and his instincts tell him not to move so the seed takes
also something else that pisses me off is when ppl portray obi-wan as weaker than anakin. like? we literally did not watch the same media. my sibling in christ obi-wan has lost to anakin twice and once was on purpose
one half of my brain is thinking about obikin fluff and cuddling and love and the other half is thinking about padawan obi squirting from his pussy being spanked
NOT enough fics involving the fact that obiwan can canonically speak like an insane amount of languages. anakin gave threepio to padmé bc he doesn’t need a translator droid with obiwan around
(noncon/daddykink) ok ok ok: read a padawan anakin who drugs obiwan so he falls into a deep sleep bc ani wants to ride him and make him cum inside. all is well until obiwan starts having a wet dream which means he pushes him over n starts fucking him a little. FANTASTIC CONCEPT,
ok my reverse au master skywalker and padawan kenobi stuff usually has anakin being the creepy one who manipulates obiwan into a relationship but like. god. insecure padawan obiwan who gets transferred to master skywalker after qui-gon gave him up to become a jedi searcher, after
obiwan taking anakin’s virginity .. he starts off slow and careful bc he wants it to be as good as possible for anakin.. but he quickly realises what anakin needs is hard and fast and deep. and so once he’s ready and obiwan has eased him into being fucked (teaching him all about-
thinking abt canon compliant obikin.. tumultuous and wild love that never gets named or spoken aloud but is so deep, so real. the ultimate betrayal. living in suffering without each other for 20+ years. and then finally being reunited in eternity. ough
i’m definitely a whump bitch like i just want my favourite characters to feel bad. i want anakin to do something horrible to obiwan in a fit of rage and then destroy himself with guilt afterwards
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actually that’s a rly interesting dynamic. like.. *vader* isn’t obsessed with kenobi. ANAKIN is. the little bit of anakin that still lives in vader is raging to have his master near him again. vader wants him dead, anakin demands obi-wan be kept. coveted.
adult obi-wan who stays in human form exclusively, first after qui-gon dies and then especially after the war starts, but at some point during the war being so exhausted and unable to keep it up he just pings into his bunny form
“obiwan called him his brother!” “anakin called him his father!” ok i don’t care. like not even in an incest is hot way like. im allowed to just ignore that? i can do whatever i want and if that means shipping them and ignoring the familial aspects then yeah