zoey 101 is on netflix now, and it’s so sad to watch dustin’s character, knowing the guy who plays him would end up making thirst traps on a children’s app at age 28
the thought of getting a boyfriend, educating him on bravo, breaking up with him, and then him getting to use that knowledge to impress other beautiful pop culturally literate women….makes me sick
just found out the guy i lost my virginity to is now embracing catholicism and talking about the importance of waiting until marriage. wish i was joking
found out joe biden is dropping out from pop base while watching bravo and eating trader joe’s samosas…not the reality i necessarily am proud of, but my reality
@lethalrejection
i try and not insult physical appearance, but the way d*sha n*krasova made some of the most beautiful women doubt themselves is truly damning for humankind
you have dudes like these and then the dudes responding and wanting feminist points for making the brave claim that they'd fuck sydney sweeney. neither will provide for you
i currently have $175 worth of cheesecake factory gift cards, $125 of those are from my parents bc they won’t use them. i’m a cheesecake factory gift card nepotism baby
boring people love to be like “you don’t get it i was sooo embarrassing in middle school i had braces and wrote one direction fanfiction” omg should we play cards against humanity about this? should we invite john green
at a high school grad party and asked the boy’s sister how college is going and she said “it’s ok, none of those antisemitic protests there thankfully”
Greta & Margot,
While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you.
You’re both so much more than Kenough.
#HillaryBarbie
had to go to urgent care this morning to get an antibiotic prescription & the doctor asked what grade i teach after i told him i didn’t need a work note since it was spring break….so now i have a UTI AND am old….happy tuesday everyone 🤍
Remixing my reaction to
@standupdan
because it was making me laugh so hard - I thought you should see how hard I was laughing and maybe you need a laugh from Dan Ahdoot too!
$64,000+ in in-state tuition fees alone over 4 years and they can’t give us grad pics without having us pay to have a watermark removed. also girl what are u laughing at
picking up a snapple at the corner store where a few months ago the cashier showed me my own hinge profile while i was eating shawarma at the deli and asked if it was me and i fully denied it. i went full that mfer is not real plane girl