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morally pure grifter

minneapolis
Joined December 2020
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3 months
despite the odds, i will have a good summer. or else this city will pay
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never forget when me and club chalamet worked it out on the remix
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7 months
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hottest girl in minneapolis
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5 months
we need to ban QR code menus i’m so fucking serious
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2 months
guy i hooked up with once two years ago unfollowed me on instagram…what happened to chivalry
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only one person can figure this out
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zoey 101 is on netflix now, and it’s so sad to watch dustin’s character, knowing the guy who plays him would end up making thirst traps on a children’s app at age 28
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morgan wallen and russ in minneapolis tonight. cover your drinks ladies
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2 months
elderly woman customer just pointed out that i’m not wearing a bra
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@shamediarist jack will never have the it girl factor of hunter sorry
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6 months
gen z who hook up with someone they regret be like last night was a movie (unnecessary sex scene)
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3 months
deciding if my family will crucify me if i put this at the end of my graduation instagram post
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watching seasons 1-6 vanderpump rules
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4 months
james charles THREATENS his second single
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James Charles teases his second single at #Coachella .
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7 months
UNBLOCKED
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your phone being at 1 percent can be so personal
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3 months
having coin laundry alters your brain chemistry. my quest for quarters knows no bounds
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going to a play tonight and have no idea what it is called and/or about. happy tuesday everyone
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photo taken directly after explaining to a wisconsinite that hamm’s is a minnesota-based beer
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getting my car’s oil changed today
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3 months
just graduated. thanks umn for all the tears, humiliation, and being the muse for create mode rants
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do not want to go to work today, using the patron saint of waitresses, lana del rey at waffle house, to help me power through
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3 months
last college assignment submitted. i’m a free woman!!!! here’s me now in front of the english department On my way! to verizon wireless
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it’s always something with this mfer
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Pop Base
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President Joe Biden has tested positive for COVID-19.
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3 months
deciding if my family will crucify me if i put this at the end of my graduation instagram post
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just saw elvis…austin butler’s second most impressive movie after this masterpiece
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happy pride everyone here’s my under the sea ass outfit today + me & luann
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4 months
the thought of getting a boyfriend, educating him on bravo, breaking up with him, and then him getting to use that knowledge to impress other beautiful pop culturally literate women….makes me sick
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4 months
soooo many, but this line delivery will always be unmatched
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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12 years ago, ‘GIRLS’ premiered on HBO. Tell us your favorite moment from the series.
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3 months
stem people claim that liberal arts degrees serve no purpose yet they can’t come up with a graduation caption other than “finally done with this B.S.”
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the male urge to become a shitty DJ will never resonate with me and thank god for that
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4 months
just found out the guy i lost my virginity to is now embracing catholicism and talking about the importance of waiting until marriage. wish i was joking
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going to see licorice pizza tonight ❤️
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me and my high school best friend’s beautiful dog delilah
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so desperate for tips i’m wearing pigtail braids to work
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found out joe biden is dropping out from pop base while watching bravo and eating trader joe’s samosas…not the reality i necessarily am proud of, but my reality
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2 months
@lethalrejection i try and not insult physical appearance, but the way d*sha n*krasova made some of the most beautiful women doubt themselves is truly damning for humankind
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4 months
thinking about all the men that are going to try and “congrats joni mitchell is back on spotify” their way into a woman’s pants today
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zelenskyy having two Y’s is so unserious
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minneapolis needs more dairy queens
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not hot enough for nepotism, just mid enough for sexual harassment
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i am always thinking about jen shah and elizabeth holmes being in the same prison…unimaginable levels of cunt being served there
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took so much in me to turn down the twisted tea the line cook offered me bc he thought they were just regular teas
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2 months
22 today 🫶
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minutes after posting this a guy at work looked at my neck, said hope you had fun, and winked at me. i am in hell
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6 months
you have dudes like these and then the dudes responding and wanting feminist points for making the brave claim that they'd fuck sydney sweeney. neither will provide for you
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2 months
as much as i make fun of this city, if you manage to hate/not enjoy minneapolis in the summer, that’s on you doll!
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you were watching porn when you found out biden dropped out? that’s soooo funny. should we throw a party? should we invite thomas matthew crooks?
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3 months
Femininomenon party ready 🩵
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2 months
ah yes, college, an era of life famous for mental stability
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i currently have $175 worth of cheesecake factory gift cards, $125 of those are from my parents bc they won’t use them. i’m a cheesecake factory gift card nepotism baby
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3 months
honoring serena van der woodsen during grad pics
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4 months
speaking as someone with gen z nun cousins, there’s nothing stopping you from being boots on the ground at the convent if you really want to be.
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4 months
graduation dress is here and fits…big day for white dresses
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6 months
vote ❤️
@juliethardt
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wyd in this situation
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@tanamongeau
Tana Mongeau
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i really have had burritos that are better than whole ass relationships i’ve been in for real god damn
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happy 61st birthday to my mom!!! she shares the exact same birthday with conservative commentator laura ingraham lmao
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2 people who matched eachother’s freak ❣️
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thinking about anwar hadid’s unhinged stories after dua lipa announced she had a new bf
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he should’ve announced her as VP ❤️
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once again thinking about brooklyn beckham’s photography book
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boring people love to be like “you don’t get it i was sooo embarrassing in middle school i had braces and wrote one direction fanfiction” omg should we play cards against humanity about this? should we invite john green
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at a high school grad party and asked the boy’s sister how college is going and she said “it’s ok, none of those antisemitic protests there thankfully”
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@HillaryClinton
Hillary Clinton
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Greta & Margot, While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you.  You’re both so much more than Kenough. #HillaryBarbie
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i am going to be healthy in april. i am going to be healthy in april. i am going to be healthy in april.
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4 months
OJ simpson first, let’s get johnny depp next 🙏
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3 months
ireland-themed party tn…time to bring out the green sundress i bought from target for my 20th birthday dinner at buca di beppo
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yeah bc nothing says you take rape seriously like using it as a punchline in rainbow writing driving around the umn area in a clown car
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@PopBase
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Derek Chauvin, the ex-police officer convicted of killing George Floyd, has been stabbed in federal prison, AP source says.
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had to go to urgent care this morning to get an antibiotic prescription & the doctor asked what grade i teach after i told him i didn’t need a work note since it was spring break….so now i have a UTI AND am old….happy tuesday everyone 🤍
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6 months
i think even matt rife is better than whatever the fuck this is
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Mayim Bialik
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Remixing my reaction to @standupdan because it was making me laugh so hard - I thought you should see how hard I was laughing and maybe you need a laugh from Dan Ahdoot too!
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4 months
chill
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$64,000+ in in-state tuition fees alone over 4 years and they can’t give us grad pics without having us pay to have a watermark removed. also girl what are u laughing at
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i’ve got my shein dress on tonight👗
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always two dumb bitches telling eachother exactlyyyyyy
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mugging someone on a wednesday night is crazy like did u even try and be happy
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in my childhood i had the cornell style of notes pushed on me more than any type of drug
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picking up a snapple at the corner store where a few months ago the cashier showed me my own hinge profile while i was eating shawarma at the deli and asked if it was me and i fully denied it. i went full that mfer is not real plane girl
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second delayed uber ft stolen graduation party cup
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rainy uber <33
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coquette goldy, you smoke too hard. your bitch too bad. they’ll kill you. coquette goldy:
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going to the game looking like shit so they remain the center of attention
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purest man alive ❤️ dad
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5 months
the midwest dating options make it so hard to be a whore
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polyamorous 40 something yo coworker viewed my instagram story despite having zero mutuals/not following me
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all the couples at cowboy jack’s (i’ve gone once and swore never again)
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chatted with a girl after class and she casually complained about the protest to me….girl what made you think i’d agree with you
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just in time for me to visit my orange county republican family in a few weeks 🧡
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“pov: indie” i’ll kill you
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honoring the 4th with this souvenir shirt i got at mount rushmore ❤️ nothing but respect for my founding fathers 🇺🇸
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shoutout to my fyp for showing me this edit…also mad at succession for making me sexually attracted to a man with the name stewy
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oomf
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