melanin monroe @bubae_n Twitter profile

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 months

i’ll soon start billing people inconvenience fee ka m nugodi ife biko

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

the feminine urge to start sentences with “i think” when in actuality, i know for a fact

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@bubae_n

4 years

this is the most active ive seen the military. cus when chibok girls went missing these clowns were playing hide and seek 🤡 #EndSARS

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

1 year

no pastor aspirations or dreams

read the Header

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1 year

What’s an unwritten rule when dating you?

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

6 months

“she tell me say” pro max

Africa? She at work

@buka__n

6 months

Wizkid flexing that he writes his own songs is so funny. We can tell!

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@bubae_n

5 years

shaku won’t change the fact that the US embassy has discontinued drop box and our economy is falling evidently we are carrying last

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@chukwuezugo

5 years

Full video: Naija no dey carry last! They took the party to the run way.

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@bubae_n

4 years

this is what i’d tweet if i was being held at ransom

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

georgia tech students: “i hate it here we’re all sad” also georgia tech students: “i love my school it’s top 6 in all engineering programs in the US, our campus is so beautiful and we have so many resources at our disposal”

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

don’t mind me, just the newest intern at the leading cloud computing company checking in

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

media update (first one in like 5 years lmaoo)

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

that’s babygirl

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

just presented my internship project to julia (who’s the vp of visual studio) and she wants to try it out immediately 🥺

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@bubae_n

5 years

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

needed a 90 on my final to get an A in my objects and design class and got a 99 🥳

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

@themsdebdeb @arnellarmon @iamcardib sis this is a reach. sit this one out

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

this is a toph one 😔

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@xternaIs

4 years

Toph vs. Bumi

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

the way i’m becoming the me of my dreams. proud of me ♥️

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

wow would you look at the time. it’s #SARSMUSTEND o clock

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

2 years

my husband becoming a pastor, easily

ISaidWhatISaidPod

@ISWISPodcast

2 years

10. 👰👰

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

6 years

went to the bank to open an account and this guy attending to me asks me where i’m from. so i tell him Nigeria. and he says “so you live in the jungle ?? when was the last time you saw a wild animal ?” nigga. now. it’s you.

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

just bodied my last final for the semester. your girl is a senior now. their dads ✋🏾

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

igbo men that know they’re good looking are a natural disaster. and no, i won’t be explaining further

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

6 years

I LITERALLY DONT EVEN ASK FOR MUCH I JUST WANT CLEAR SKIN AND A NICE BODY AND A SHIT TON OF MONEY AND A MAN I ACTUALLY LOVE AND BEAUTIFUL KIDS AND A 4.0 GPA AND CLEAR FUQN SKINN GOD PLSSS

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

men calling women bitches will always rub me the wrong way. and idc if it’s a joke

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

God please what kind of BHM is this

Paul Joseph Watson

@PrisonPlanet

3 years

Yes, animal abuse is a bigger and more pressing problem in modern society than racism. Mean words vs violent abuse against defenseless creatures. How is this controversial in any way? It isn't.

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

1 month

@onyekweretoby i’m buying what you’re selling

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

lmfaooooo i’m so sorry but thinking that someone working out is them being fatphobic is the craziest thing i will ever hear

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

now khloe... girl, whose hands are those 💀

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@khloekardashian

4 years

OMG I want to cry tears of joy!!!! Bravo!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

the fact that i became proficient in C#, ReactJS and Redux in six weeks

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

@jackieaina they don’t have the range 🤦🏽‍♀️

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

not sure if this counts as a win but, my family has a history of diabetes and yesterday was the first time in 5 years i was courageous enough to get retested :)

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

today my mum said “churches are just gathering places, the real temple is you” and honestly i hope she keeps this energy during christmas. not everyday “bia ka anyi je uka” 💀

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

i’m going to work at google, facebook, microsoft or amazon one day 🤞🏽

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

even a “quick” 4c hair routine is time consuming. stop it & let’s be realistic.

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

sorry, what does this tweet say ?

THE G•O•A•T 

@OfficialUdiBoy

4 years

You should never eat anything which is wrapped in newspaper because ink used in newspaper is directly linked to cancer. Kindly retweet for awareness. #MythAndFact

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

guy fuck. i am hot asf

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

lent really caught me unawares. ash wednesday already ?? chile

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

baybeeeeee

melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

i’m going to work at google, facebook, microsoft or amazon one day 🤞🏽

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

if you’re not stable emotionally, financially, socially and the likes, do not have children. because they’ll just be inhaling oxygen and suffering for nothing

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

what is “females” ffs. what is it ??!

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

i actually fear computer scientists/tech wizzes loool

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

need a sugar daddy or might die

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

6 years

okay but i don’t like seeing waves anywhere that isn’t the beach but you lot still tie your durags and cut off blood circulation to your brains

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

lmaoo my mum facetimed me, saw i was braiding my own hair and basically said “you’re broke ? here. have some money” 😭

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

women against patriarchy #WAP

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

lmfaooooo you guys really have syllablus week ? we have syllabus couple of seconds here and then it’s “alright, let’s get right into it”

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

2 years

last first day of undergrad 🥹

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

sigh. people in the comments saying she should redirect this energy to her husband are so fake. if my blood sister sleeps with my husband we’d deadass wrestle on the spot. you must be out of your goddamn mind

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

one time i was writing statement in sister tina’s office so she gave me a black pen (and if you know me well you know i only write in black) then she took it back and said “i know you like black pens” and gave me a blue one 🤡

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

i took one sip of white wine and my mum has been calling everyone in the house to “see oo. bube is drunk”. woman, do you know who i am 💀

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

you guys don’t remember the police until it’s time to discredit and downplay a woman’s abuse experience, and it’s absolutely sickening

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

especially when you get to the end where you start shouting “coronaaaa corona great corona wide may your wings spread abroad”

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

it’s the way i didn’t understand 90% of this but i still loved it 😭 #EndSWAT #ENDSARSOPPRESSION

Yeyeboo🥷🏼| Video editor

@Mideefe

4 years

Jam of the season #SARSMUSTEND #ENDSWAT

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@bubae_n

4 years

day in the life of a tech student

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

9 months

congratulations to me! (got added to my younger sister’s cf list)

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

if i get one more email from georgia tech talmbout “prevention and treatment of covid-19” i’ll lose it. all we want is for you mfs to cancel class what’s not clicking

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

idk how nigerian adults can ask you for your opinion and get mad because it’s not the same as theirs. it’s really not adding up

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@bubae_n

4 years

first one looks like she’s carrying moi moi

gastt Fashion

@gastt_fashion

4 years

Leaf Bags from Jean Paul Gaultier Spring 2010 Haute Couture

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

the crust is the best part of meat pie. thank you

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@bubae_n

5 years

some biology teachers in secondary school will give you that second one and tell you “label the parts” 🥴

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

@homebrerico it’s a serious issue so i’ll be serious

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

2 months

what i really need rn is two months straight of zero corporate work, i’m so serious

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

you guys just want to keep kikiking and not hear the truth and that’s why some of you are mad in my mentions lmao

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

good god you’re so lame 🤦🏽‍♀️

DaBaby

@DaBabyDaBaby

3 years

Ion even go back n forth w/ my own b*tches on the net now I’m on dis mf goin back n forth w/ another nigga woman about some shit another nigga accused of 😂. How tf dat work? Y’all niggas hell😂 Happy Juneteenth tho, we started this bitch off wit a bang didn’t it ? Luv u Meg

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

8 months

@Ekene_Illoh how long have you been thinking about this tweet 😂

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

about to go for confession. this heat is too hot for me, i can’t survive h*ll

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

6 years

someone told me that i’m not black because i’m African ????¿

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

2 years

nothing ruins my day more than that forced nigerian accent people do on tiktok. suddenly everyone is trying to be grace ajilore, hang it up !

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

can’t lie, if i actually don’t get wizkid tickets i’ll turn into a dragon

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

sigh. i’m getting sick + tired of people talking about my body weight with me. it’s getting old. i’m begging you in the mighty name of Jesus, unless you want me to get smart with you, desist.

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@bubae_n

4 years

every time you open your mouth, it’s just nonsense

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@akaworldwide

4 years

African Americans ... come home. Simple as that.

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@bubae_n

3 years

practicing driving with ayo is hilarious. he’ll be like “GUY LEG ON THE BRA- i mean leg on the brake, babe” lmfaooo

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

me: my brain: “hoesinthishousetheresomehoesinthishouse”

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

2 years

the whole “i got my braids done in africa for $15 🤩” trend really grinds my gears

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

6 years

i just need to have a talk with Nigerian parents and ask them why they feel like it’s their duty to wake their children up past 9 am av u seen anyone on dis h’earth dat av die of h’enjoyment

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@bubae_n

3 years

us: loyola administration:

OAJ ***

@OAJIGE

3 years

Slowly but surely, all these boys will cut their hair.⏳

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

friendly reminder that abacha was and, in fact, still is the devil. but buhari should #EndSARS like this sha

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

1 year

comparing teenagers’ liquidity with ndi 60+ is so dizzy. you guys are too unserious on this app LOL

Chief 🥷

@BigBadReni

1 year

Y'all, look at the percentage of GenZs saving up for emergencies 💀 See the gap between us and millennials fgs 😭😭😭

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

i had a dream my mum referenced one of my tweets in conversation. i was so shook, i had to wake up to lock my account 😭

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

shit must be mad awkward seeing 7 other people call your best friend their best friend on their birthday lmaoooo

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

i just remembered the year my brother got a ps4 for his birthday and i got a mickey mouse pen 🤠👍🏾

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

me listening to my brother rant about me wearing his clothes knowing fully well i’ve already planned my next outfit from his closet

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

the way (nigerian) men manage to involve themselves in matters that don’t concern them is crazy. the consistency is almost impressive

MotherHen🐔🐔🔛

@DuchessSonia

4 years

Don't lose your morals cos you travelled abroad... Is he right or wrong to video her!?

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@bubae_n

2 years

walahi half of you should NOT be doing podcasts. you have nothing sensible to share and that’s okay!

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

kind of late to the event but eye see a number of you gt folks tweeting about supporting women who are strong enough to speak their truth. and i was wondering. are you trying to win us over before you’re exposed ? cus we know about you mamas 🥰

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

just bought both my sisters iphones. love is truly a disease 😔

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

lmfaooooo see loyola union drama. alaye shift 🤡

ABC13 Houston

@abc13houston

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Heartbreaking video from yesterday's memorial service for George Floyd shows Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey kneeling and crying at Floyd's golden casket.

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

leonardo da'aaliyah🤩

Aleeism

@aleeism_

5 years

DRAG ME

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@bubae_n

5 years

my brother is always on the phone with his girlfriend and my mum is getting suspicious so i told him to change her name to “ecobank nigeria” or “dantata suya” :)

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

3 years

i had a headshot taken today for my permit and wow i am pretty

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

i’m going to get a hundred in my final

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

4 years

bro literally everything is stressing me out i just want to disappear

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

baybeeeee pt 2

melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

i’m going to work at google, facebook, microsoft or amazon one day 🤞🏽

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@bubae_n

5 years

lmao guy relax we don’t cheat for wassce and we don’t use special centers but somehow we get the same scores you do and higher if we’re talking about academics loyola is good and that’s that on that

The Oracle

@OddNaija2022

5 years

@nnamdianekwe How many of their students have come first in WAEC, NEXO or JAMB? They're only first in high tuition.

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

still mad that none of my close friends want to get themselves pregnant. i want a niece/nephew and i want it now🥺

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@bubae_n

5 years

okay i want to play like for a tbh

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@bubae_n

4 years

i hate when i get interviewers that went to MIT cus they always bring up MIT-gatech rivalry. yes yes your school is better than mine, now give me the job 💀

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melanin monroe

@bubae_n

5 years

bro this semester has been the actual worst. if i have one more like this i might retire as a college student

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@bubae_n