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@brutedefarce

1 year

Woke up this morning Still standing Chug 2L of water Smoke 3 cigs Coffee on Grass fed/finished ribeye Carton of free range eggs Phone rings Investor begging to send me $1.9m Hang on up him He calls back 10min later Offers $2.9m Bag secured 5mile kettle bell

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@ClassyRedneck11 Can’t fathom getting bodied by a star. Very gay.

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1 year

Waffle House this morning. Black coffee. Order T-Bone and eggs. Standing at the bar. Smoking my cig. Manager comes up to me. “This one’s on the house, boss” Places food in front of me. Extra steak. I nod. No need to even speak. Eat my meal. 20 body squats between

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4 months

You know that feeling in high school when you raw dogged a girl and didn’t pull out fast enough and the next 3 weeks are full of persistent dread, worry, anxiety, and lost sleep for fear of becoming a teen dad? That’s how you should feel every fucking day.

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@brutedefarce

6 months

Friday. Still fucking standing. Morning wood stiffer than a Russian made cocktail. 20 cigs before first sip of water. Feel like a dead man standing. Dump scorching hot coffee on head. Almost awake. ADHD starts pulsing in my veins. Phone. Wallet. Keys. All lost. Holes

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@brutedefarce

1 year

🇺🇸 July 4 Wake up Still standing 4 cigs Coffee brewing Bang my wife to the national anthem Dozen pasture raised eggs 5 grass fed/finished hot dogs (no bun) Naked sun bath Capris on 7mile kettle bell walk to batting cages Fastest cage, no bat, no helmet Wearing

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@brutedefarce

1 year

True story time. In Manhattan for meetings. Absolute garbage bin of a city. Buildings are vertical but the energy is horizontal. Not a Waffle House in fucking sight. Meeting with this pencil dick angel investor. Looking to raise $1.9m for a new crypto venture. Mastros

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@brutedefarce

1 year

I highly recommend you fuck a disgustingly fat bitch at least once a quarter. No condom. Maintain eye contact. It builds mental fortitude. Teaches you how to find pain even in pleasure. Heart of a lion.

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@brutedefarce

5 months

The Miami fagmaxxing broccoli hair copywriter pandemic needs to end.

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5 months

my boss just gave me a prezzi today

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@brutedefarce

6 months

No better feeling for a man than waking up next to a rock solid 5 with an empty bank account, no new business, and half pack of Spirits. Like respawning in GTA after getting wasted but it’s not a game. It’s your miserable fucking existence. Real mfs prefer this way of life.

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@brutedefarce

5 months

Maxed out Amex(s) $1.90 in the checking account Penthouse suite at the Red Roof Inn Room service lady in the hall “Hola” Smack her on the ass and wink Light 3 cigs Blinders on now Mission only Cash ex wife’s grandmas social security checks Sitting pretty now Holes

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@brutedefarce

3 months

If you care about politics you’re a fag. Become filthy rich and it doesn’t matter. Become dirt poor and it doesn’t matter. Only impacts the normies occupying the middle of the fucking shit sandwich. And yes I’d still bang that fat Seattle prostitute. Hardly any like me.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Blocking yourself is the first step in the heroic journey to primitive abundance and masculine panache. Nietzsche talked about this.

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@brutedefarce

8 months

You need to be raw dogging life like it’s a Brazilian hooker after you’ve had 12 drinks. All risk. Little reward. Could wake up broke. Could not even wake up. But if you survive, you’ll rise like a fucking phoenix. That level of edge leaning isn’t for the faint of heart.

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@brutedefarce

10 months

Safety nets neuter a man’s ability to manifest his destiny through retarded level risk taking. 401k = gay IRA = gay DCA = gay If you have any of these, liquidate them immediately & place the funds in a 10+ team NBA parlay against the spread. Win & you’re a king. Lose &

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Down to my last $1,000. You think I give a fuck? I'm doubling down. Nitroglycerine in my veins. Digging up spare change under the seats of my BMW M5. $1,005 on a 5 team MLB parlay. Payout is $48,000. Locked in. Mission Impossible? Only for spineless motherfuckers. HEROIC.

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@brutedefarce

10 months

Never been a better day to burn it all down Call Mom. Tell her youre skipping family Christmas Dial up your best friend, call him a queer Cheat on your longterm girlfriend Open a handful of new credit cards Wreck your car so you can buy a new one All can be done before noon

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Your homework for the weekend… Don’t sit Think with your gut Open a new credit card 10 leg MLB parlay vs the spread 200 snatches before noon Read Holes and watch the movie Make some heads turn Only eat grass fed/finished ribeye 2 standing naps Fuck the newest Waffle

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Treat yourself like a slave. Treat your woman like a queen. Take Mrs. Brute out for a romantic dinner. Why? Celebrating how lucky she is to be wed to a savage. 9pm reso. Somewhere extra special. My evening turf. Texas Roadhouse. Mrs. Brute's driving the brand new M5.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Sitting down is a psyop. I haven’t sat down in almost 3 years. Not once. I fuck standing. I sleep standing. I shit standing. I drive standing Always vertical. Always closing. Eyes on the fucking prize Prowling like a two footed shark in blood soaked waters Killer mentality

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@brutedefarce

7 months

You should be pursuing your mission like a horned up Indian man going after a foreign woman. Buddha spoke about this.

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@brutedefarce

3 months

These are the kinda broads who aren’t hot enough to have fat ugly friends and not ugly enough to have super hot friends. Nothing worse than being stuck in the middle. Lesson.

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3 months

Is this the longhouse?

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@brutedefarce

10 months

If your bank balance doesn’t start with a minus in front of it you’re not failing enough to succeed.

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@brutedefarce

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@TateTheTalisman I’d buy 2 kettle bells and walk everywhere because I’m not a pussy

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@brutedefarce

10 months

Never trust a motherfucker with forehead bangs, an online course, and no ability to KB walk his own weight.

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@brutedefarce

6 months

Your dopamine receptors should look like the frozen pizza your little cousin left in the oven after smoking too much of his dad’s weed. Booze. Cocaine. Weed. Porn. Gambling. Max it all the fuck out. Light speed to rock bottom. Eventually you won't feel pleasure, satisfaction,

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@brutedefarce

3 months

@RealEmirHan Lori Beth Denberg Dodgeball Would

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Pressure creates profit. When you live outside your means, you’re forced to ascend. Open 5 credit cards. Check into a top hotel. Presidential suite. Rent’s due every day. Room service steaks. Rare. Every fucking day. Bang the maid. Fight the bellboy. King in a week.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

I just ejaculated inside this young lady in the bathroom of this restaurant.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Being 6’ & taller is a psyop. Short men have it much better. Verticality easier due to lack of gravitational force. Quicker to PR in snatch/squat. Less distance for smoke to travel from mouth to lungs. Constant feeling of being doubted by others. Napoleon talked about this.

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@brutedefarce

5 months

Never forget

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@brutedefarce

1 year

CIGARETTES ADHD STANDING GRASS FED/FINISHED BEEF THE SUN CAPRI PANTS BUSINESS PASTURE RAISED EGGS 10+ GAME PARLAYS KETTLE BELLS MOHAWKS WAFFLE HOUSE 5 STAR HOTELS SACAGAWEA COINS CIGARETTES SEGWAYS STANDING NAPS PHILOSOPHY VEGAS STANDING HEROES THE MISSION

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@brutedefarce

1 month

More lessons in here than the fucking Nicomachean Ethics

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Lana Del Rey is reportedly dating an alligator tour guide named Jeremy Dufrene.

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@brutedefarce

3 months

A lot of mfs shaming this dude but I guarantee nobody on planet earth woke up more motivated to start the mission than him. Cheat code.

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3 months

Brutal scene for my buddy last night

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@brutedefarce

1 year

A lot of you motherfuckers lack turf. Show up to the same Waffle House every. single. night. Tip the waitress with $1 coins and Marlboro lights. Make her feel like a Queen. Eventually, when you need to hold court and raise 1.9 million, you’ve got your kingdom. The Mission.

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@brutedefarce

10 months

One of my earliest memories was visiting Santa at the local mall w/ my dad Dad asks me to sit on Santas lap Laughed right in his face. I don’t sit. Even for Santa Bearded fuck asked me what I wanted Told him cigs, handjobs, & lifes hardest challenges I was 8 Lesson in there

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Stubbed my toe. Spilled hot coffee on my bare chest. Choked on a lit cigarette. Shit my pants. All at the same time. Suns not even up (little bitch). Feel like I hit the struggle lottery. Perfect start to the weekend. Fucking blessed.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Never sit. Smoke Cigarettes. Watch Holes. Eat at Waffle House. Accept Hand Jobs. Tip Sacagawea coins. Gamble other peoples money. Kettle bell walk. Bully the sun. Suffer privately. Micro-manage your girl. Never go to Manhattan. Nap standing. Hate yourself. Profit.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

The sun should be terrified of you Up before it rises Staring at it, naked, taking direct hits to the body & never burning Watching it slowly retreat behind the horizon like a scared little boy If you can turn the sun into your daily bitch you can stand on top of the world

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@brutedefarce

8 months

Eating for taste is a top tier gay endeavor. Should waste 0 time savoring your food. It's simply protein & carbs to fuel the killing machine that is your flesh and bones. Should be eating so fast that you nearly choke & die every meal. Cig rips between bites. Very few.

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@brutedefarce

7 months

DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LISTEN UP Introducing my TOP 10 MOTHERFUCKERS list The realest MFs dancing to life and dominating THE MISSION Many lessons below -- 1. Jan 6th hot dog vendor Fucking king. The people make history while he makes Benjamins.

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Somebody set up a hot dog stand outside of the Capitol.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Drop what you're doing and pay attention. I don't believe in fixing things. Only creation and destruction. Was on an important call this afternoon. Pacing around my 5000sf mountain side compound. Closing deals on the new crypto venture. Headphones in. Vertical energy

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Real Gs handle their dysfunction & BS in private while presenting themselves as perfect in public. Reason why homeless people are so fucked. They are ugly, dirty, & poor. But they show it in public. If they were homeless in private its a diff story. Not many talk about this.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Great men play mind games with themselves. Do a brutal leg workout. Then immediately go to Value City Furniture. Do 4-6 laps. You're body will be screaming to sit. But you won't. Because you're not a pussy. Call your best friend and start berating them. Tell them they are

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@brutedefarce

1 year

You can't thrive fully as a man until you've read the book Holes by Louis Sachar. Stanley Yelnats. Wrong place. Wrong time. Convicted. Sentenced to dig holes at Camp Green Lake. Doesn't fit in. Clearly has ADHD. Goes from low on totem pole to alpha fucking male. Spits in

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@brutedefarce

1 month

This mf has no idea he hit the lottery

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1 month

This guy is now almost $39k in the hole after jumping on the viral Chase money glitch trend 🤦‍♂️😭

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Brutes 12 Rules for Life 1. Stay vertical at all times 2. Smoke cigarettes 3. Make 25 sales calls a day 4. Gamble only on 10+ game parlays 5. Hate yourself with a passion 6. Watch/Read Holes once a month 7. Always accept other people’s cash 8. Never go to Manhattan 9. Don’t

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Routine teeth cleaning this morning. Quick 8mile KB walk to the office. Bust into the lobby like the Kool Aid man. Cig in mouth. KBs in hand. Check in. “Have a seat and they’ll be with you shortly.” Lol I don’t sit. I don’t wait. Show myself to the back. Find an empty

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@brutedefarce

2 months

No better feeling in the world than waking up (standing) on a Monday with your entire net worth wiped out and no future cash flow in sight. Race to the bottom and I’m Usain fucking Bolt. See you down there boys. Biodynamic organic wine and hand rolled cigs on me. 🫡

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@brutedefarce

1 year

If you have poor gut health you need to start smoking cigarettes. Gut health naturally improves when you purposefully destroy your own lung health. Start with 3 cigs a day and work up to a pack from there. As your lungs fill with tar you’ll soon forget about your gut issues.

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@brutedefarce

6 months

If you’re celebmaxxing & getting hard ons bragging to your broccoli head followers about shaking hands w/ Leo DiCaprio, you’re royally fucked. Most impressive man I ever shook hands w/ was a homeless dude outside of the Bellagio. Took him 3 days to go from millionaire married

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I'm the only guy that can move to a new city and have it on lock in 28 days To prove that, I moved from Sydney to Los Angeles and already I'm on red carpets & shaking hands with celebrities after 13 days...

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1 year

What a fucking weekend. Family member invited me to the Niners v Rams game. Not usually one to attend live events. Too busy watching Holes and fasting. But this motherfucker insisted. Plus he bought my mentee program at the 4th of July cookout this year.

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@brutedefarce

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@CardinalMason This take is so gay they should make you the grand marshal of the Miami gay pride parade (if they haven’t already).

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Saturday Woke up standing on one foot I’m evolving Light headed from my vertical morning wood Still dark outside Where’s the sun? Applying Brutescreen Too much of me can be dangerous Sprint through the nearest wall to the kitchen Holes still looping on the 85” TV 12

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Just got back from a fully immersive nicotine retreat. 21 days. No food. No sex. No sitting. Only hand rolled cigs and water sipped directly from a mountain spring. The mental clarity is jarring. Now my heroic mission is on a heroic mission. It’ll be in the docuseries.

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@brutedefarce

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@emilysavesusa I prefer overweight childless liberal women. Heavy so you get a pump while banging. Ugly so it challenges your intestinal fortitude. The post nut depression (PND) will plunge you to rock bottom setting up the comeback of a fucking lifetime. Easy choice.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Real killers got the Covid jab + all boosters BECAUSE they knew it was bad for them. Not because they wanted to be protected. I have a fucking heart of a lion. I want every "carditis" there is. Let's see what we're made of.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Ran into an old friend today. Overweight. Reeked of diabetes. No sense of style. Hardly vertical. Drives a civic. Wife’s a 4 at best. But the number 1 thing that stood out was his fucking sunburn. When the sun hates you enough to burn you, it’s over. Not many talk about this.

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Never forget when I was in 2nd grade & my teacher asked me my favorite color. Standing, I looked her right in the eyes and said..."Motherfucker". She was perplexed. Motherfucker isn't a color. Even at 7 I played by my own rules. She was the one who learned a lesson that day.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Huberman/Rogan types have you convinced that cold showers/plunges are Gods greatest gift to mankind. Wrong. Want to really be uncomfortable? Take a COAL shower. White hot charcoal. No shirt on. Dump it over your head. Repeat 3x daily. You’ll learn a lot about yourself.

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3 months

You should be running yourself so fucking hard into the ground for the mission that you feel like Joe Biden every fucking second of the day.

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4 months

Masculine panache

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1 year

Don't fall for this Disney movie bullshit. The best part of getting married is knowing that you will one day be divorced. Divorce rips a black hole in your soul & drags you into the fiery depths of hell. Forcing you to question every fiber of your being. Real killers are

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Marry someone you’re obsessed with… emotionally, physically, and sexually. Our 6 year wedding anniversary was on Saturday. He asked me to pack a bag and be ready by 3pm. A black car pulled up to our valet. My husband was carrying a leather duffel bag, some gift bags,

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3 months

@Cobratate @WhaleInsider @MrOverpaid There are rumors that @MrOverpaid is currently in a Saudi prison for trying to start an underground gay bar. Not many know this.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Huberman types will have you believe you should be gazing at the Sun every morning for proper circadian rhythm. Wrong. The Sun should be the one gazing at you. The Sun should be terrified to rise every morning for fear of being emasculated by your vertical/primitive energy.

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@brutedefarce

3 months

Trump should have announced himself as VP. Your right hand man is yourself. Not another fucking dude. Lesson.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

24 hours of pure masculine chaos. Phone buzzes at 3am. Awakens me from my standing slumber. Nearly choke on the bedtime cig dangling from my calloused lips. Don’t recognize the number. Could it be the cucked Manhattan angel investor? Answer the call. Clear my smoke

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@brutedefarce

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Too many motherfuckers out there waiting. BMV. Barber shop. Grocery store. Club lines. The last time I waited for anything was when I was in my moms womb slamming on her uterine walls begging to start my fucking mission like the ADHD afflicted mf I still am. You wait, you die.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

I rolled my first cig before I said my first word. My first word? Motherfucker.

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@brutedefarce

10 months

Motherfuckers out here trying to “make it” so they can paint an S on their chest, be a hero, & buy their mom a new house. Is your mom Lisa Ann? Because all she’s doing in that new crib is fucking dudes who represent the Jungian shadow version of your failure of a dad. Fuck you

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@brutedefarce

1 year

The Brute Morning Protocol Wake up. Eye drops immediately. I sleep with my eyes open. Coffee. One cig I eat. One I smoke. Both hand rolled. Walk barefoot on glass like Marv in Home Alone. Punch myself in the face twice. My first victory every morning is one over myself.

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@brutedefarce

10 months

Being born into this world vertically is a massive fucking cheat code.

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1 year

This midwife is a damn hero 😰

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5 months

@RcaZenith She wouldn’t last a fucking second waitressing at Waffle House

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Climbed Everest this morning. No shirt. 40 hand rolled cigs on the ascent. Nose breathing only. Light work. You can take my money. Burn my house down. Fuck my girl. I don't give a fuck. I am jacked. Strong. With an endless well of health to spend. Fuck your cold shower.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Two of the absolute best investments you can make for your health.

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@brutedefarce

4 months

If you bagged a 5 last weekend it is your mission to bag a 4 or below this weekend. Need to be on a warpath to rock bottom. Down is actually up in most cases. Walt Disney wrote an unreleased children’s book about this.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

Eating ass is part of the heroic journey. Its a call to adventure. Separates low status motherfuckers from killers who seek to rule their kingdom Napoleon. Alexander the Great. Genghis Khan. All ate ass “In order to rule the masses, you must eat lots of asses” Lesson in there

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The last thing you need as a man is a "based" red pill internet girl baking sourdough in a linen sun dress fantasizing about Ray Peat carrot salad. Unprogrammable. Find yourself a solid 6 who only uses Facebook and drives a Chevy Cavalier. She works 45 hours a week at Chipotle

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1 year

Another life saved.

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3 months

All it took for a mid looking Nashville chick with a Forrest Whitaker eye to "make it" was to tell the world she spits on her dudes cawk. Lesson in there.

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@brutedefarce

2 months

Thinking w/ your brain is the gayest things a mfr can do. Need to be blindly ripping through days like their 1 ply Chinese toilet paper. Running entirely on gut instinct fueled by retarded amounts of nicotine & caffeine. Steadfastly vertical. Nietzsche talked about this.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

It’s Labor Day. I’ve already set a new record for single day cold calls. It’s not even 12pm. Still fucking standing. Halfway through a 14 day fast. Sure, nobody has answered. Just how I like it. Failure is really a form of success. No days off in the fucking rainforest.

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@brutedefarce

7 months

Heidegger touched on this.

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@brutedefarce

10 months

Standing at Waffle House this morning. Veteran waitress places the menu in front of me. I look down and notice a new item. "The Brute" 2 16oz T-Bones. 12 eggs. Black coffee. 2 cigs. No utensils. Dessert handjob. My influence is unmatched. Not even noon.

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@brutedefarce

3 months

I'm officially announcing my endorsement of Hunter Biden for President. Plato's form of a rock bottom dwelling American mfer with a magnetic pull toward ultra risky behavior encoded into his DNA. A man at the top who prefers the fucking bottom. Not many would understand.

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@brutedefarce

3 months

🇺🇸 Been a wild 24 hours. Hired a poor Indian dude to fire up ancestry dot com last night. Derek Jeeter tracked down every single living brute family member from the dawn of man. Sent them a plethora of phishing emails asking for their social & bank accounts. Easy money.

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@brutedefarce

8 months

Paralyzing embarrassment is the best thing that can happen to a mfer looking to break out of a slump. 8 yrs ago was down to my last $40 after losing my net worth on a 10 leg womens tennis parlay. Down bad. Needed to be down worse. Took a 10 to an expensive steak dinner, had

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@brutedefarce

6 months

MLB opening day. Never been a better moment to throw it all on the fucking line. Currently on a flight to Vegas with my net worth in my pocket. Looking down on the sun as it cowers behind the horizon like a stray puppy terrified of my presence. I’m flying fucking Spirit.

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@brutedefarce

6 months

Just dropped a 75lb KB on my foot. Can hardly stand let alone walk. Good. Shit was getting too fucking easy.

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@brutedefarce

8 months

Watches are nothing but expensive handcuffs keeping you jailed to time. Real mfers never know what time it is. The sun is either up, and scared to death of me. Or it’s down, and hiding like a little bitch. Don’t need a $50k watch for that. Lesson in there.

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@CardinalMason

8 months

If you know nothing about watches but you wanna buy yourself something Here are a handful of first-time watch buying tips from someone who spent like $300k+ on watches last year lol 1. Don’t try and scrimp together $5k for a watch. There’s not much you can get there. Makes a

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@brutedefarce

1 year

There’s never been a better day to destroy all of your friendships/relationships than today. Especially your girlfriend/wife & parents/siblings. The best way to fully hate yourself is to nuke all of the love in your life. Hating yourself is the truest from of self love.

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@brutedefarce

5 months

Good luck finding another mf who's studied tribal rainforest leaders so briefly and at such great length. An old parable says: "Ignoring self, the Chief’s fierce dance beckoned a mighty storm" Never listen to yourself. Act as if you don't exist. Huge fucking lesson in there.

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@brutedefarce

1 year

I hit every bet this weekend and feel like a fucking loser. Winning is a losers game. Would rather lose other people’s money than win with my own. Puts your back against the wall. Makes others want you dead. No better feeling in the world. Not many talk about this.

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@brutedefarce

8 months

This is the type of rock bottom a mfer can only dream of hitting. What may seem like a massive L to some is in reality the first W of many to come. Mission initiated.

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

8 months

Security Guard stays in his car continuing to sniff aerosols after he crashed into a parked car

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@brutedefarce

6 months

A mission driven motherfucker doesn’t have time for “grounding” and “ionization” when he’s moving at such high velocity his feet hardly even touch the fucking ground. The earth should be receiving energy from you. Not the other way around. David Blaine spent years studying

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@brutedefarce

10 months

STAND SMOKE LIFT INTERNET MONEY WAFFLE HOUSE HANDJOBS KETTLE BELL WALK SUN BATHING STANDING NAPS ADHD CRYPTO SCAMS 5 STAR PENTHOUSE SUITE LOST KEYS MOTHERFUCKERS 10+ GAME PARLAYS SELF DESTRUCTION IMPROMPTU SPACES BIODYNAMIC NATURAL WINE $25,000 MENTORSHIP WATCHING HOLES

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@brutedefarce

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@Babygravy9 Would

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@brutedefarce

1 year

"But Brute, how do you ride a motorcycle if you claim to never sit down?" I own a fucking Segway. And the Segway is a fucking standing motorcycle. Only room for me, my feet, and the open road. A bukkake of wind in my face. One step ahead. Always.

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