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@brooklynbroke

4 years

i apologise for my twitter

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

if i had a nickel for every time taylor lautner dated someone with the same first name as him i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

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@PopCrave

3 years

Taylor Lautner and his girlfriend Taylor Dome show off their #Halloween costumes.

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

i’m in fucking TEARS over this

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

jake gyllenhaal is so weird i feel like the actual reason he and taylor broke up is because he barked during sex

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@brooklynbroke

2 months

this is an absolute masterclass in media training

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@livsmidnights

2 months

chappell you will receive your tayblessings soon

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@brooklynbroke

5 months

the asylum where they raised me? girl the christmas tree farm?????

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@brooklynbroke

5 months

out of everyone …. EVERYONE …. on god’s green earth …………………… charlie puth

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

makes me genuinely emotional to think about how taylor swift had a shit 21st so she made 22 the new 21 and ever since then everyone who has a shit 21st gets a second chance 🥲

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

no one scares me more than swifties who exclusively listen to taylor and no one else ….. like what’s going on there

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@brooklynbroke

6 years

get a JOB

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@brooklynbroke

2 months

managing to dodge the taydaughter label while not aggravating the swifties who will jump to call anything shade. stunningly done

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@brooklynbroke

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

this is so funny because she has never said a single word about climate change. she’s not a hypocrite she just dgaf 😭😭😭😭

Dr. Eli David

@DrEliDavid

1 year

Taylor Swift is concerned about climate change. Fun fact: Her private jet emits more carbon in a single trip than your car in your entire lifetime. She topped the list of most private jet flights in 2022 (with more than 200 flights), and that's when she wasn't even on tour 🤡

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

WHAT is going on why do they keep saying king i’m literally shaking

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@brooklynbroke

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

taylor is so bizarre she’s like this album is about SELF-LOATHING 🤣💯🤪 and REVENGE 😌🙏💀 and the lead single is about how i HATE myself 😝😝😝 i’m gonna do a fun challenge for it on youtube shorts!!! like……… okay girl. how do i react to that

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@brooklynbroke

6 years

he got this mugshot by defending a gay friend who got called a homophobic slur taylor’s taste in people remains impeccable

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@redlipstruth

6 years

can you believe taylor swift dated this

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@brooklynbroke

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@heatherisuncool

1 year

thanks @taylorswift13 for normalizing the idea that men should keep pursuing a woman who isn’t showing any interest back until they succeed in winning her over. that’s definitely not a dangerous message to be sending to men.

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@brooklynbroke

5 months

taylor always throws in one line into a masterpiece that absolutely stinks. you guys have to be used to it by now

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

do you mean ……. the chorus

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@cowboylikehale

2 years

oh it makes me so sick that the part that went viral is when the crowd gets loud…

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

taylor swift heard us call folklore gay and made sure to give us "that's my man" 36x

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

when taylor swift dropped “hand under my sweatshirt, baby kiss it better” not even a MINUTE into cardigan… people absolutely died

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

illicit affairs is so good i think we should normalise cheating

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

you can’t spell disappointment without me

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

no one: inez:

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@cruelsunmer

4 years

i have information that could led to the arrest of james

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

y’all quoting this like “so what i’ll bark back. woof woof amirite”. guess what i told god what you said and he says you’re a furry

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

this is so 😭😭😭😭 she’s literally so funny she’s running that seat section like the navy

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

debut (2006)

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

the man (2019)

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

@Juli_nPls

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

so it turns out lucas till from the ybwm video looks identical to joe alwyn these days

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

@cj321910 @homeofsexuals open to feedback

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

kim kardashian buying michael jackson’s personal items for her children who are barely old enough to have a concept of who michael jackson is really speaks volumes about how rich people are dumb as fuck and don’t deserve their money

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

remember when taylor posted constantly about how being a cat was so much fun and how deeply immersed in her role she was and showed us videos of her lapping milk out of a bowl on the floor and then she was in the movie for under ten minutes. anyway happy birthday taylor swift

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@brooklynbroke

5 months

seeing criticism of how bitter and mean-spirited she comes off at points, but that happens to be the thing i find most interesting about the album. i think embracing and leaning into villainy and psychosis in a way that isn’t instantly dismissible as satire is new for her

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@brooklynbroke

5 months

after letting the album marinate i can’t help feeling that the combination of this very public relationship + gigantic megastar tour + 31 song album + generally having the kind of world domination that only a handful of people on earth have experienced … is really bad for her

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

jake gyllenhaal forgot her birthday so she forgot the song she wrote about him forgetting her birthday.... it’s equality

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

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@brooklynbroke

4 months

every day she finds a new way to embarrass me personally. and then when i’m at the end of my tether she drops something like clara bow to reel me back in. sick woman

The Swift Society

@TheSwiftSociety

4 months

🚨| Taylor Swift had a "great meeting" with Kevin Feige to discuss a role in the MCU.

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

@keyofB_Platt @punished_cait it was this one for me. please think higher of yourself because “won’t ever say no to giving you a blowjob” is not the selling point you think it is. you have other qualities surely?

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

it’s funny how tayvin has zero shooters in 2023. haylors still exist. kaylors still exist. a small handful of toes still exist. an even more sinister cohort of maylors still exist. people still reminisce fondly on hiddleswift. but calvin? dropped instantly and hated to this day

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

i can’t think about joe alwyn too much or i start to feel insane. can you imagine being an aspiring actor and no one’s really heard of you and suddenly taylor swift decides she wants you more than anything else in the world. i would literally lose my shit i straight up would die

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

obsessed with catholics tweeting like jesus stan twitter

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

personally i would love it if every time taylor swift won an award she was like “yeah i knew i was gonna win this” and then spit at the audience and sold the award on ebay

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@brooklynbroke

5 months

i don’t find myself saying this often but i NEED selena gomez’s thoughts on this

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

@ragingwoodcock lmao

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

i do think the concept of adult relationships that don’t have fairytale endings is kind of kicking y’all’s asses, sorry to say

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@taylorslavender

1 year

they simply grew apart??? i dont believe that sorry

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

@acechhh

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

@MaurizioPapist worry about your hairline not our uteruses, low budget ben shapiro

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

lenin was describing the taylorverse here

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@PopCrave

1 year

Taylor Swift and Matty Healy have broken up, @TMZ reports.

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

joe is so much stronger than me because the moment i heard “the greatest loves of all time are over now” i’d be throwing up

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

alright fun’s over. i’m taking the word queerbaiting away since none of you know how to use it correctly

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

some of you just aren’t good people

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@brooklynbroke

6 years

i literally can’t believe these are actual real photos what the F U C K

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

oomf writes a little TOO convincingly from a male perspective about girls........,..........

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@brooklynbroke

5 months

@gothspiderbitch W E A P O N I N P U S S Y

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

@KelleyB101 so you’re saying the barking was a deliberate act of sabotage,,, every day i learn some more

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

“women have come forward accusing” just doesn’t feel like appropriate terminology for this idk

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

top 5 words and phrases twitter should never have been introduced to 5. toxic 4. mental breakdown (up 1 place) 3. gaslighting 2. dissociation (new in) 1. emotional labour (up 3 places)

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

HOLY SHIT i just realised when lorde sings “those great whites they have big teeth” she’s talking about his great white LIES and how she hopes they come back to bite him like the sharks on the beach he lies about liking I CANT BELIEVE HOW ADVANCED HER MIND IS LIKE IT SCARES ME

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

this tbh

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

@katiedimartin it’s not NOT true

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@brooklynbroke

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very for swifties to do “it’s NONE of our business who taylor associates with” when they were fully tagging taylornation over kam when they thought he was shading her. lol. lmao even

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

it’s actually cool to me that taylor revisits old topics with a new approach and a different perspective. i love hearing how she feels about past experiences with the benefit of hindsight and maturity. i think it rules. sorry!

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

taylor swift is like “therapy? i don’t need therapy” and then releases the archer

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@brooklynbroke

5 months

finished the album. i cannot believe she remains at large roaming our streets

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

i feel like aaron dessner is the one person in the room who asks very kindly “are you okay?” when you joke about killing urself

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@brooklynbroke

5 months

when people take lyrics from a song they haven’t heard and are like “omg the album is going to be awful i’m terrified” it’s like . Did you fall from a coconut tree. trust the process!

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@brooklynbroke

11 months

poem by frieda hughes, sylvia’s daughter. glad they got their quirky costume though

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@magg0tlovr

11 months

wow! this is horrifically bleak!

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@brooklynbroke

3 years

i think it’s funny how literally every sane person is immediately like oh must be an inside joke! meanwhile my first thought was “GENDER” and my second thought was “kinglore at midnight”

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

this is so nice and important but at the same time the knowledge that taylor swift isn't happy literally every second of her life is far too much for me to cope with

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@TSwiftNZ

5 years

💬 | Taylor talks the meaning behind ME! and it’s message of self-love [ @zachsang1 ] “One thing that I always keep tabs on is that there’s no happily ever after where we’re just happy forever. Happiness is always going to be a struggle, a challenge that we have to try and meet.”

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

new gaylorism sucks because it relies on lyrics using she/her pronouns or the word girl rather than the references to secrecy, forbidden love, trying to fight your romantic urges etc

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@brooklynbroke

5 months

this is a Joke thank you swifties 👍

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@brooklynbroke

6 months

just consistent as hell. never change babe

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

“Matty” is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Matthew Healy is no friend of mine

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@brooklynbroke

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

“it must be exhausting always rooting for the antihero” not to me. not if it’s you

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@brooklynbroke

3 months

tapping the sign

ducki 🏳️‍⚧️

@dxckiii

3 months

and there it is.

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

this isn’t aimed at people who just listen to her a lot more than they listen to other artists because this is me 😭 but i mean people who literally don’t listen to anyone else

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Taylor Swift News

@blessedswifty

5 years

Taylor Swift & Joe Alwyn has an estimated $360,250,000 networth COMBINED.

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

not the intervention 😭 she heard shivers and said that is ENOUGH of that

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@TheSwiftSociety

2 years

📲| @edsheeran thanks @taylorswift13 for introducing him to Aaron Dessner on new Instagram post.

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

@megslovebot not with that attitude

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@brooklynbroke

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oh so when TAYLOR steals table decorations she’s “quirky” and “relatable” but when i do the same i’m “a thief” and “ruining your sister’s wedding charlotte”

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

yall gonna marry some bitch from swiftie twitter and end up with a kid named alison meredith kaleidoscope lover

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

swifties are physically incapable of going two minutes without inventing something to be mad about

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

@KING_TEEF @Liv_Agar nightmare blunt rotation

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@brooklynbroke

4 years

one day we’re gonna talk about how “dragging” culture has led the normalisation of people being needlessly cruel to strangers online as if it’s not a fucking insane thing to do. like i’m saying this sincerely, what the fuck is wrong with you guys and how did you reach this point

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

this looks like a jonbenet ramsay true crime documentary

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@inallmydreams13

5 years

i don’t recall asking to be attacked like this but here i am

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

y’all are always like “lover is a wedding song! new year’s day is a wedding song! you are in love is a wedding song!” have you ever been to a wedding? they play shake it off

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@brooklynbroke

2 years

@souljalaura “you can always kiII yourself later” calms me a lot actually like there’s no hurry

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

the absolute stench of this

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@brooklynbroke

1 year

there was this one post years ago that was like “i hate going to the store twice in one day because everyone will think “that girl is obsessed with grocery shopping what a freak”” and i think of it every time i have to go to the store twice in one day

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@brooklynbroke

5 years

sessioners are so funny because they either give away the exact coordinates of the secret session location or refuse to answer what taylor’s favourite colour of nail polish is

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@brooklynbroke

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you told lucy you’d kiII yourself if i ever leave and i had said that to jack about you so i felt seen