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Brooke Hammerling

@brooke

3 years

Me today.

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Brooke Hammerling

@brooke

2 years

Just a reminder that when my mom was dying of cancer, Donald Trump slapped my father on his back and said, “Bobby, I hear it’s time to find you a new younger one…”. Back in 1997. Never forget.

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@60Minutes @mattpol A shame to see @60Minutes give MTG exactly what she craves...a national spotlight. 🙄

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4 years

Do I know anyone who HASN’T made a sourdough loaf this weekend and put it on Instagram? Please, for the love of god, announce yourself.

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1 year

@georgehahn I have been thinking about the people sitting behind her since the very start of the show…

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5 years

My dog has no understanding of personal space. Cc @darth

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2 years

I have defended Meghan Markle when virtually no one around me will. But it’s hard to do when she gives an interview to @Variety saying she was too open and trusting w/ @AllisonPDavis & @TheCut . I know the comms people she has worked with. They are the best. She was WELL prepared.

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4 years

“We see him like an obese turtle laying on his back in the sun realizing his time is over” - maybe the greatest Anderson Cooper line of all time. Thank you @andersoncooper

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@robinwolaner Exactly. My dad was a prominent corporate real estate attorney so had many unfortunate experiences with him. He knew way back then he never wanted me meeting him. He said then he was “vile”. Only got worse.

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3 years

Another “Brooke, why do you love TikTok” example:

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4 years

Wow. This hits home!

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This picture tho...

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3 years

One year ago today I had open heart surgery to replace a valve and my aorta. This photo was taken in the ICU 2 hours after I woke up. I had no idea what the future held & I was terrified. I wish I could tell this girl the next year would be amazing and she would be ok. 🫀🫀🫀

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3 years

My doggo 🥔 thinks he’s being sneaky when he does his army crawl to sneak up on me when I’m on a yoga mat and honestly it’s probably the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life. Cc @darth

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3 years

Guys. The @nytimes woke up and decided to give ZERO fucks. This is IN the newspaper. I mean….

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10 years

It’s WorldAIDSDay! If you RT #Bono ’s video, #BofA will donate up to $1 MILLION to @RED to #endAIDS . #onestep4RED http://t.co/5lMwzO8ceW

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@yashar @jayleno I don’t care if it was a “different time”. This garbage monster knew exactly what he was doing and he is one of the worst of all time. The. Worst.

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2 years

I have had cancer. My mom died of cancer. I have seen so much loss and sadness. But also progress. And this news is incredible and mind blowing and life changing and absolutely monumental. #fuckcancer

Every cancer patient enters remission after drug trial, study reveals

A recent drug trial administered at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center to a handful of cancer patients wiped out the disease in every participant.

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Brooke Hammerling

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4 years

Guys. Look. I don’t know what to say other than no tweet I’ve ever tweeted before is more important than this one. You must watch it because I feel @RandyRainbow really captures everything about our new boyfriend/leader/hero @NYGovCuomo so perfectly it HURTS. #cuomosexual

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4 years

Can some please please explain to me wtf the difference is between HBO Max, HBO GO and HBO NOW before I lose my mind and delete HBO from my life over the pure insanity of it all? Thanks.

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9 months

Well this is nuts. Literally nuts. @lindayaX clearly shook and NOT happy about @yoyoel appearance. I’ve never seen an interview like what I’m witnessing unfold. Maybe don’t fire your comms team. Lols. @JBoorstin is being very very strong here. #code23

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4 years

I have seen Hamilton so many times and this never registered. Omg. OMG. @Lin_Manuel is this right?? Omg. 💥💥💥

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1 year

@donlemon Please. This is your bosses making you apologize. You have done this before. Remember women’s sports? Yeah babe. Bye.

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1 year

I am so impressed with @NWischoff ’s handling of the whole Rabois shitshow. She’s been so smart in her response and I just can’t say enough. If I were a company looking for investors, I would surely want her. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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3 years

My doggo apparently is super cool with me not being home with him. Cc @darth

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3 years

TikTok is free. Blows my mind.

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2 years

I have hijacked @georgehahn whilst in NYC this week.

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9 months

It is absolutely DEVASTATING how much of a dumpster fire this app has become. Literally no one can figure out what is true or not or verified b/c of the absolute PISS POOR leadership here. In moments of life and death, this app was necessary. @lindayaX you should be ASHAMED.

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3 years

People: Brooke why do you love TikTok? Me:

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3 years

I love TikTok.

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4 years

This is what my life has come to.

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@brooke

3 years

My dog’s puppy blanket finally made its way from NYC to LA. The blanket he slept with his first year, 7 years ago. He’s so happy. #potato 🥔

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2 years

The Daniel Craig version of this TikTok trend is why I believe in humanity. Yep. Humanity.

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Brooke Hammerling

@brooke

3 years

Gabby makes me feel like I will never accomplish anything.

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1 year

@amychozick I always believe in fair and balanced stories, and other perspectives. But this one is quite disappointing. The reframing is so intentional… I truly hope the PR person behind this gets enough money to buy an estate in Kauai.

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1 year

I love how attention seeking tech bros & a guy who used to be an ensemble cast member on a sitcom & the host of Fear Factor and now a podcaster and a good one but yet…a commentator/comedian are trying to discredit a scientist and doctor who’s dedicated his life to saving lives.

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1 year

Well this brings joy. @taylorswift13 brings joy.

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Brooke Hammerling

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2 years

When @karaswisher called gleefully to tell me she sent me a present, I have been imagining all the thoughtful and delightful things it could be. And then this arrived.

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Brooke Hammerling

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2 years

But our people cry over having to wear a mask. There’s that vs this —>real courage and personal sacrifice. What a thing.

Alexander S. Vindman ❎

@AVindman

2 years

Pushkin Square, maybe less than 1000 meters from Red Square and the Kremlin, is the cite of a significant protest. These people know the risks of challenging the regime. They’re on the street in-spite of major personal costs.

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1 year

THIS is worth all CAPS. THIS WAS PUBLISHED IN THE @WSJ : “…SVB notes that besides 91% of their board being independent and 45% women, they also have “1 Black,” “1 LGBTQ+” and “2 Veterans.” I’m not saying 12 white men would have avoided this mess, but the company may have been

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Brooke Hammerling

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8 years

@JeremyClarkson if Trump wins then I back this 100 percent. #takeusbackplease

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3 years

Please tell me what in the “is it a cat dog bear monchichi kind of adorable creature” is this? @darth ?

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Brooke Hammerling

@brooke

4 years

Today marks the day where I have lived as many days without being able to hold my mom’s hand as I had being able to. It’s a weird day. 23 years is a lifetime but also only a moment. I miss my mom and dad with every breath.

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2 years

He has them in a trance like they are all anesthetized. Wild shit.

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this is one of the most bizarre things I've seen at a Trump rally. All it is missing is passing around Kool-Aid right after.

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Brooke Hammerling

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4 years

Hi guys. Just an update. My surgery on Thursday went really well. Was about 8 hours and now I’m the proud owner of a new bionic AORTA and a cow valve. The doctors and nurses and everyone at UCLA have been incredible. I’m so grateful to them and to all who have reached out ♥️♥️♥️

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Brooke Hammerling

@brooke

3 years

OKKKKKKKKKK let’s go this is what I’m talking about. 🔥🔥🔥

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

3 years

Tim Ryan @TimRyan just had something to say to Republicans. Get some...

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6 years

Halloween has beaten me. I surrender. I did this.

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1 year

@60Minutes @mattpol And let me be clear, I am SURE this is a hard interview and we will rejoice in the crazy that will surely come through from MTG and I cannot wait for that. BUT, this tweet doesn't do anything in my opinion other than give her that attention she so needs.

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2 years

It happened. I met the sexiest man alive, @georgehahn , for the first time IN person. I tried not to embarrass myself. He really is EVERYTHING.

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1 year

This is why @mcuban is one of the best leaders and all around humans. So nice to have this voice to drown out the hysterical noise of the bloviated white dudes screaming to their acolytes.

‘Call me woke,’ Mark Cuban says on Mackinac Island

Billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban primarily relayed anecdotes and lessons from his business career, but also had some colorful language for politicians his conversation at the Mackinac Policy...

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1 year

Starbucks India to Budweiser: “Hold my beer.” LOVE. THIS.

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4 years

Quarantining 🥔 the Dog. Cc @darth

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3 years

Some free PR advice. If you’re CEO and/or founder of a company it DOES NOT mean you should do their ads. In fact you should NOT do their ads. Stop.

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2 years

“I don’t drink” - @karaswisher

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3 years

Does anyone else just feel frozen? Like unable to do anything but watch this but also at the same time grapple with trying to comprehend? It’s like a dream where you’re being chased but you can’t move. That’s how I feel right now.

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@brooke

2 years

Come on Florida. Seriously. You have the power to change the world. Use it. Please.

Nikki Fried

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I’ll be Florida’s first pro-choice governor in 23 years.

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Brooke Hammerling

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4 years

If you’re going to set a movie in 1984 all I ask - all I ask - is to have an 80’s soundtrack.

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Brooke Hammerling

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4 years

So if you don't hear from me for a while, here's why...and it's NOT just because I need a break from the madness but truthfully that doesn't hurt!

My Heart: a short but true story

I have been writing my newsletter, Pop Culture Mondays, since November 2019 and I have to say, each Sunday night I get sort of panicked as…

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Brooke Hammerling

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5 years

An utter circus. Everyone involved is a clown. Shame on @TheView for hosting them because it’s so transparent why they did it despite their “view” on it. It just gives insignificant ridiculous people a platform. Also those extensions....🙄

The View

@TheView

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"There was no quid pro quo," Donald Trump Jr. tells us on admin's Ukraine policy. In revised testimony, Amb. Sondland said he delivered message to top Ukraine official that U.S. aid was contingent on Ukraine's ability to launch probe wanted by Trump

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3 years

Ok ladies. It’s our turn. Let’s rally together and build a giant vagina rocket now. It’s time. #BlueOrigin #PinkDominator

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4 years

No chance @foxnews didn’t know about Ed Henry. He was a menace to many of us on the comms side when he was at @cnn and everyone talked about it. Literally so so so gross.

Fired Fox News anchor Ed Henry's misconduct was an 'open secret'

Ed Henry was fired last month after former Fox Business producer Jennifer Eckhart filed a federal lawsuit against the network and the anchorman accusing him of raping her in 2017.

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Brooke Hammerling

@brooke

9 months

@littlemissjacob @Jason @thebenbergman @lindayaX @yoyoel @JBoorstin @karaswisher This argument makes no sense. Linda knew all day that Yoel was speaking. It was not a trap. He didn’t speak about Linda in any capacity other than at the end with a very empathetic statement. There was no set up there was no conspiracy. Wild.

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Brooke Hammerling

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4 years

8 weeks post open heart surgery where I got a brand new aortic valve and a brand new aorta...I got clearance that I can get back on my @onepeloton !! What a long strange trip it’s been...🫀🫀🫀

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7 years

Love this. And @ambertamblyn , I had same thing happen to me with him when I was 22. I looked 16 though!

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1 year

@jayleno How is that funny.

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3 years

Happy Friday from 🥔 the doggo. Hi @darth .

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3 years

In a new move by 🥔 the dog, he has lined up the “lambys” he’s destroyed and sits over them now looking distraught and my heart is breaking.

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3 years

CNN anchor: “…you found more bodies?” Israeli Commander helping rescuers in Surfside: “um….we found more PEOPLE. Unfortunately, they are no longer alive.” A tragic dialogue but it was so powerful to hear the difference in how these two people described the dead.

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@brooke

4 years

Potato. In 3 parts. Cc @darth 🥔🥔🥔

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@brooke

2 years

The Oculus Quest 2 is officially the most amazing thing I’ve ever experienced. Ever.

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2 years

Awesome. @instagram doesn’t believe this account - which stole my photos and sending messages as me - is doing anything wrong. Keep up the good work @Meta . 🙄

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5 years

I’ve seen Epstein referred to as a billionaire, a multi-millionaire or my personal fave, MEGA-Millionaire. Can we just all agree on one term? That term is Pedophile.

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7 years

@k_mcq You are an uninformed uneducated moron.

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10 months

Amazing to see @mcuban be the Dad of social media today. He's fighting the fight for all of us against the weird, uptight far right super judgmental male trolls. We 🫶 you Cubes.

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4 years

“That’s no way to talk” he says to a woman. Least surprising thing. He’s such a fucking hater of us ladies —> he sees us purely as inferior to men. Bye boo.

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2 years

Happy birthday to the one and only @karaswisher who I decided to be nice to today because it is her birthday. My gift to her.

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1 year

@Santos4Congress @RitchieTorres GIRL, after lying about being Jewish and losing family to the Holocaust you need to really STFU on this. Your constituents are mortified over you. The entire country is.

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Brooke Hammerling

@brooke

4 years

Open season on press. Wonder where that came from. And they are shooting directly at cameras - imagine what they are doing to regular people with no camera crews? JFC. I mean what the actual hell is happening?

Christopher Bishop

@ChrisBishopL1C4

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This just happened on live tv. Wow, what a douche bag.

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5 years

In other news, 🥔 the Dog was a very very good boy yesterday. #pride #loveislove cc @darth

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1 year

This guy is brilliant and hilarious and also 1000 percent correct. #RFKJr #hgh #twitterbluerazor #conspiracytheory

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1 year

@amychozick 1. You put yourself in the story so then share how story came to be. 2. No chance that ER doc story happened. Not as it’s framed. No chance. 3. Why not ASK EH about the victims? YOU tell us but why not ask her?

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2 years

“Children aren’t crying anymore. That’s a clear sign of trauma” - a UNICEF leader talking about Ukrainian children making the long escape out of their country. 💔💔💔

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2 years

I HOPE this is finally the thing to nail the disgusting bastard, but Donald Trump has always been a slippery little sucker and I just have a hard time believing he will ever truly be punished for his crimes.

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@brooke

4 years

Fuck you @TMZ .

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LA sheriffs department calling out TMZ for identifying Bryant before family could be notified of his death

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@chrissyteigen If this isn’t a sign of how much mental illness there is I don’t know what is. Ignore these awful awful people. 💔

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2 years

It’s a grift if someone says they went to Stanford or Harvard on their LinkedIn but then you realize it was June 2018 for the MONTH and it was an executive course? Like that’s a grift right?

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@brooke

4 years

The “journalists shouldn’t be writing about private companies” conversation being led by people who hire people like me to get journalists to write about their companies is another level of BULLSHIT. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@brooke

7 years

Me today.

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@brooke

7 years

My lord I love @lilyallen with my whole heart. #Goalkeepers17

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@brooke

2 years

Hey @karaswisher please please have @Andy on #Sway just to discuss this. It’s so funny.

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4 years

I co-host an annual poker game/party & Tony was always one of the first (AND only) to ask how he could help me. One year, a guy was giving me a hard time & Tony w/out missing a beat, w/a look that could kill, got up from poker, quietly, walked over to the guy & threw him out. 💕

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4 years

@darth 🥔 ate a 🐝. 🙈

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3 years

Monday - 🥦🥬🥒🫑🥑 Tuesday - 🥂 Wednesday - 🥃🍸🍪🍩🍫 Thursday - ☕️☕️☕️ Friday - 🥂🍺🍻🥃🍾🍷🍹

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Oh please please watch this just beautiful & brilliant interview of @charliemackesy by @hodakotb . Charlie. What can I say about his beautiful man other than he’s just a one in a billion kind of person and talent. He’s a marvelous human and friend.

Meet Charlie Mackesy, inspiring British author and illustrator

“The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse,” a collection of life lessons through quotes and images, spent 63 weeks on the New York Times best-seller list. TODAY’s Hoda Kotb meets Charlie Mackesy, the...

www.today.com

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I’ve spent a bunch of time in Tigray, Ethiopia. I spent time in homes hosted by women and their children. We danced. We drank coffee. We laughed. We sang. I am broken-hearted to think of what’s happened to many of them. I don’t understand how this happens

As Ethiopia’s Civil War Rages, Bodies Float Downriver Into Sudan (Published 2021)

The disfigured bodies are the latest indication of atrocities as the conflict over the Tigray region spreads to other parts of Ethiopia and across international borders.

www.nytimes.com

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@brooke

4 years

I feel SEEN. Always am confused.

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4 years

This was taken today in the Hamps. This is what the assholes in the Hamptons are doing. We are so doomed.

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@Santos4Congress “Dogs I helped reduce…”. Baby your subconscious is coming out…

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1 year

Perhaps the most powerful speech I have ever seen. Remarkable and powerful and humbling and you have to watch it. Thank you @itsgabrielleu and @DwyaneWade . #NAACPImageAward #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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