Jen @brokemycoccyx Twitter profile

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2 months

This older man came thru work today and ordered his wife a latte.. I asked him hot or iced, and he paused.. “give me both and I’ll drink the one she doesn’t want…” And that’s on 43 years of marriage. Well played, Sir.

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8 months

My mom wants a yellow cake with chocolate icing for her bday, so I made her one.. I know it’s ugly…

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5 years

I was today years old when I learned an iPhone user can text another iPhone user the words pew pew and it will send lasers.

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6 years

One more CD and I’m done with Columbia House.

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4 years

I made it. My last payment cleared. I’m officially out of debt.

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1 year

@ask_aubry She had to split the bill because he’s afraid of gold diggers.

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4 months

Was on my way to Orlando and got the call that my dad was in a bad accident.. just got to the hospital.. Good vibes appreciated. 💖

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3 years

Y’all. I got the job. I GOT THE JOB!

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5 years

In 1991, I was sexually assaulted in college. I went to sleep alone in a room at a friends house and woke up with man on top of me. He just walked in to my part time job and remembered me and I can’t stop shaking and crying. Fuck that guy. Fuck. Him.

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5 years

My application just got approved for graduation. I’m the first in my family to have a degree. I never finish anything. Ever. I honestly can’t believe I made it.. better late than never.

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4 years

The next stimulus is $10 in Kohl’s cash... it’s only good from December 26th to the 31st. *Nike excluded

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6 months

I just pulled the “I’ve got food at home” on myself and it’s just as disappointing as it was when I was a kid…

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5 years

@snarkydogmom @BensBaby80 What a sweet face.. I’m so sorry. Big hugs. 💗

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6 months

If you recognize this piece of clothing.. I love you.

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if you recognize this piece of clothing, I love you.

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2 months

@sarchotic_me I had the best time talking to him. So sweet…

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6 years

I’d rather be ugly and have a happy heart than pretty and bitter.

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9 months

What if when people farted when they walked it propelled them…. What then?

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4 years

If I can wear a mask for 4 or 5 hours to make your coffee.. you can wear one for 4 or 5 minutes to come in and order it.

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5 years

I saw a penis once.. it didn't look anything like an eggplant.

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6 months

What are you getting?

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5 years

Anybody else remember comic strips in Bazooka gum?

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4 years

If you see something in the parking lot that could puncture someone’s tire.. do you pick it up?

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7 months

Some of us had really messed up childhoods and music saved us.. and the places we explored saved us.. our bikes saved us…

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4 years

Coffee spill.. what do you see?

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2 years

I just choked on Life cereal.. imagine.

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4 years

@179WestOfficial @EMaurice7 @tallyohhh @DonRubix @bougieblunt_ The Subsidy Squasher

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3 years

Absolute worst thing to give out for Halloween? Go.

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9 months

Gen X has the widest range of music appreciation.. I’ll die on this Cypress Hill.

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9 months

Dropped a chip and caught it mid fall between two fingers like some sort of fat Mr. Miyagi.

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2 years

You don’t owe people a reason for saying “no.”

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7 months

Eggs don’t belong in potato salad.. they have their own salad. I’ll die on this hill.

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5 years

Don’t let 80 year old bitches hit on your man.. they think they’re slick with their baked goods and satchel candies... Hoe.

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4 years

They made a coat out of Snuffleupagus.

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7 months

I searched for shoes, jacket, and a backpack.. but instead I found this groovy mushroom.

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4 years

@missiwimberly Please please read your tweet and realize how condescending and cruel you come across. “This is what I had to look at”... she is protecting herself to provide you a service. You’ve probably never given her the time of day before.

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4 years

I’m in Georgia and it feels like the rest of the country is staring at us sternly and tapping their foot.. Y’all stop.. we’re working on it.

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4 years

I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but I’m down 20 pounds in a month.. so, toot toot, muthafuckas..

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6 months

I hate that, as an overweight person, if I turn down dessert it’s met with an announcement to the room “oh y’all.. she’s watching what she eats…” It couldn’t possibly be that I don’t want any of your soggy crust apple pie…

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4 years

I hate when I have to stand up for myself and my hands shake and I want to cry.

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2 years

I’m watching Footloose.. was this movie always this bad?

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2 years

Pluto will always be a planet to me…

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4 years

A potluck but everybody brings their favorite candy. What you bringin’?

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3 years

I need sex and breakfast.. sexfast, if you will.

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3 years

New hair…

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3 years

I made biscuits and gravy.. have some…

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3 months

@bethbourdon Ma’am.. please return her belongings in a timely fashion 😂

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10 months

Do people with dogs appreciate that when their ears do that bouncy thing when they walk.. that’s like free therapy…

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6 months

Taking my mom to see Heart and Cheap Trick… this should be interesting…

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6 months

Taking my mom to see Heart and Cheap Trick tonight.. then off to Seattle/Oregon/California for two week road trip! Let’s gooo! A dream trip!

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3 years

I have to work at 4, so I have to leave at 3:30, so I have to get ready at 2, and it’s 11:30… so, I don’t have time to do anything before work. Anybody else think like this? 😂

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9 months

At the hospital with my mom today.. she’s having surgery.. good vibes appreciated.

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5 years

Have you ever met someone and if they said “pack it up and let’s go” you would indeed pack it up and go?

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4 years

There needs to be a GPS setting called “surprise me” .. you can put in the amount of miles you’re willing to drive and you end up somewhere cool.

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9 months

I like my chicken wings like I like my man.. Bone in. Hey ohhh… (Please don’t block me…)

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2 years

@shawnmoyer If he’s boring.. he just needs to say that. (And leave her for someone just as boring.) 😂

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3 years

Gen X is having a lifelong fear of going to war with Russia but relaxing because Frankie said so...

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2 years

This kid at work said he would rather die than get old. I asked him what he considered old. 30.

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7 months

Asking me to pick a favorite sandwich is impossible.. all sandwiches are beautiful. Except those with miracle whip…

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3 years

I made cheesecake stuffed strawberries….

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4 years

Sometimes you just need to exist quietly.

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3 years

If I lived to closer to some of y’all .. I’d pull up like…

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10 months

Oates is coming in concert.. without Hall.. is that even allowed?

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2 years

I just saw a bread pudding made with donuts instead of bread.. and my fat tingled.

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3 years

I’m happy you exist.

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3 years

Some don’t trust science, but put a groundhog in a top hat and we good.

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4 years

I put up my Maple tree.. Wayne Gretzky didn’t even eat the cookies I left out.

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4 years

Is it acceptable to have one of those long silver bags of garlic bread for dinner? I mean just the bread.. nothing else.

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4 years

I feel like a few of you would run around in t-rex costumes with me.. and that makes me happy.

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3 years

I bought a white sweatshirt.. I haven’t even worn it yet, and I spilled something on it already.

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2 years

Did you ever win anything off the radio?

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9 months

@coin_al_sat @TheFigen_ Literally in a gym working out and you still criticize because she’s not already skinny. You’re part of the problem.

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5 years

@kelly_radisson No. I don’t agree. Sorry.

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5 years

If you go down on me, can I still keep eating my burrito?

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5 years

Y'all drop a GIF or meme that makes you laugh... Every day I'm....

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4 years

Can’t.. Ben Affleck is in my DMs...

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4 years

Just got home from work, and thought I’d do some course work.. I checked my student email. My professor selected the paper I did on defunding the police for submission to be used in the updated textbook. “While you will not be paid, you will be considered a published author.”

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3 years

Y’all come eat.. it’s my pops bday dinner…

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3 years

Y’all come on.. grab a drink..

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4 years

I’m such a dumbass.. I was fighting back tears while voting. I checked my ballot 3 times before submitting it to make sure I didn’t actually the wrong one. I’m so lame.. but I don’t care.

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2 years

We got homemade biscuits, sausage gravy, scrambled eggs, and sausage.. y’all come eat.

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2 years

The smartest people realize they don’t know everything.

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2 years

My go to sex move is the ol’ razzle dazzle.

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4 years

Am I still allowed to bang a gong if I can’t get it on?

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5 years

Little help? I’m writing my final paper/presentation on music and the way it affects people. Tell me something about your relationship with music.. good or bad.. what it means to you.. your fave song and why.. tell me about a concert.. a song that you hate Anything. 💗

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3 years

Y’all come eat..

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3 years

Getting tested.. good vibes, please.. I don’t normally ask..

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5 years

Not everyone on Twitter is miserable. Some of us are.. - Very much alone - Live in a place where we can't relate to most people - Know there are beautiful people out in the world and we want to connect - Need a place to share our voice because others don't "get it"

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10 months

Can I offer you a delightful pre-coitus Fig Newton?

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4 years

If a dog sits on your foot you can’t move.. you’ve been chosen.

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4 years

If you ever wondered what it’s like to have a southern mother.. I just stopped over to drop off the stuff I picked up for her at the pharmacy, and I left with $15, a slice of cornbread, homemade vegetable soup, 2 homegrown banana peppers, and a old school metal ice tray.

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5 years

Ladies... and gentlemen... what song turns you into a stripper?

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2 years

A little nervous about a medical test tomorrow.. good vibes appreciated.

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9 months

You wanna eat pie and listen to records?

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4 years

This will never not be funny.

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4 years

I think I need to make time to go sit and stare at the ocean for a few days...

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1 year

@VixxxViolet @ask_aubry A friend of mine at work went on a date with this guy and it was a horror story, and he told her they had to split the check to prove she wasn’t a gold digger. She told me what he did for a living.. he has no gold to dig. 😂😂

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His name is Nugget.. 😆