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@brockbowser

4 months

me when my dog does a cool trick

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3 years

I can't wait to be on hockey twitter the day mcdavid requests a trade

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3 years

Holtby has to get his fuckin turtles BACK ACROSS THE BORDER

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3 years

I do not watch hockey for the sport I watch it for when they all line up single file at the end to hug the goalie

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1 year

this looks like it tastes so good

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1 year

the pucks are beautiful

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1 year

how are u gonna say pride tape is distracting when gritty is there every warmup unleashing horrors never seen before on mankind

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@brockbowser

3 years

bro are the kraken just undoing the entire expansion draft

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1 year

nick foligno may single-handedly help bedard beat the horrors

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@brockbowser

11 months

they have those civil war genetics

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@Capitals

11 months

Welcome to the Lindy Bowl! Brothers Charlie and Ryan Lindgren will face off against each other at the NHL level for the first time in their respective careers tonight 👏

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claire

@clairernak

1 year

me and my friends would’ve killed mini matthew tkachuk with hammers i can tell you that much

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3 years

this is like seeing a turtle without its shell

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@brockbowser

3 years

laughing my ass off at the Chicago steel players recreating brandon tanev's headshot

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@brockbowser

3 years

Fuck it if I'm Seattle I'm signing tuukka rask, carey price, jonathan quick, freddie andersen and martin jones and they get to play whatever position they want

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@brockbowser

1 year

sewing on the c while wearing a 'bitch' bracelet is such a good omen

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@brockbowser

3 years

"I don't know if there's been brothers on the same team" bro the sedins were identical twins dawg

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@brockbowser

11 months

ice cream isn't tasting good anymore is like the saddest thing I've ever heard a hockey player say

dont worry about it

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11 months

Neeeeeddd to study his brain

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@brockbowser

6 months

new relatable king just dropped

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@brockbowser

2 years

claude giroux please don't let tampa get a chance at a threepeat you're my only hope

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

10 months

getting cte with my girlies yassss

Nasher

@TheNasher61

10 months

Watching the PWHL and they’re straight up bodying each other with no penalties called. This is ELECTRIC.

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@brockbowser

9 months

enjoy freezing

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@brockbowser

6 months

the bear vancouver zoo named huggy bear has 24 hours to respond

Nashville Predators

@PredsNHL

6 months

The Smashville Zoo is ready for game one 🥺💛 📸: @NashvilleZoo

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@brockbowser

3 years

next time Jonathan Toews is available for media it is unacceptable to ask him anything other than why he enabled such heinous behaviour in his locker room

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@brockbowser

3 years

nhl is this seriously slide 6/8 worthy are u joking

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@brockbowser

3 years

teens on tiktok will single-handedly take down the bhawks franchise

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

3 years

bullying works

Mike Morreale

@mikemorrealeNHL

3 years

#NJDevils have confirmed that Mackenzie Blackwood did receive his 1st vaccination shot against COVID-19 at the end of last week (Pfizer)

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@brockbowser

3 years

me spreading propaganda irl

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@brockbowser

3 years

the way that they keep getting them to take pics like this is so cute and funny

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@brockbowser

3 years

what if we all band together to vote phil kessel central division captain

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8 months

this has me sobbing a lil bit

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9 months

bro is always finding himself in predicaments

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@brockbowser

2 years

Ur gonna make jack hughes live by himself????? WHEN HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO COOK BROCCOLI?????

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@brockbowser

3 years

the leafs have not won a series since 2004 because justin bieber was born in 2004 dont bother arguing in my replies im right

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@brockbowser

4 years

experience canucks hockey

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@brockbowser

3 years

The nhl literally could've hired noted Alberta boy Cody Ko

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

3 years

VEGAS SAID YES 💍💍💍💍🥳🥳🥳💍🥳😌🥳😌🥳🥳🥳😌😌💍 to my neck surgery

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the way she's lowkey the flames representative at the asg

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@brockbowser

3 years

referring to goalies in the net vs out of the net as caged and free-range

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

3 years

every nhl team needs a funky little guy

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@brockbowser

3 years

the funniest thing abt quinn hughes is that his middle name is jerome

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

1 year

did the kraken put 'must complete every side quest possible' on his contract or something

Emerald City Hockey

@EmeraldCityHky

1 year

Philipp Grubauer taps the ceremonial keg for Oktoberfest at @QueenAnneHall

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

10 months

the pwhl is so beautifully accessible for international fans in comparison to the nhl where we have to rely on vpns or illegal streaming sites which dont work 50% of the time ily pwhl

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

4 years

watching a hockey game between two teams u dont care about is a different kind of peace

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@brockbowser

3 years

the year is 2031. the jets and oilers are now on their 262800th period of overtime. mike smith is 50. Dave Tippett still won't play any dman other than Darnell Nurse. Mcdavid drags nurse's limp corpse around behind him as mike scheifele reads the bible for the 3000th time.

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

9 months

travis dermott goal on pride night how can u not be romantic about hockey

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@brockbowser

3 years

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY I AM FOR THEM AFTER ALL THEYVE BEEN THROUGH

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@brockbowser

1 year

they deleted the tweet 🥀

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@brockbowser

1 year

this is killing me

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@brockbowser

3 years

new favourite media screenshot

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@brockbowser

3 years

why does this give off Shakespeare acting vibes

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@gripitandrippit

3 years

Me whenever the Canucks turn the puck over

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@brockbowser

1 year

quinns gf is a miracle worker he's smiling so much omfg

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

10 months

hot girl lobotomy :/

Josh Rowntree

@JRown32

10 months

Either something is up with SportsNet Pittsburgh or something terrible has happened to Evgeni Malkin.

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

5 months

i miss feeling joy and happiness actually

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

5 months

TALK ABOUT A VIBE AT ROGERS ARENA 🗣️

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@brockbowser

3 years

goaltending in gretzky's era

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@brockbowser

3 years

no

🎙From Center Ice🎙

@vfcentericepod

3 years

Should Patrick Kane be the Captain of the #Blackhawks ?

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@brockbowser

11 months

stop snubbing the greatest tweet of all time

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@brockbowser

2 years

is ovi single-handedly bringing the light back into dstrome's eyes? my column:

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@brockbowser

5 months

and if i say this looks like those pics where they edit one guy small

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@NHL

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😤 #StanleyCup

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@brockbowser

8 months

imagine showing up to work one day and phil kessel is your co-worker

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

8 months

The 3x Stanley Cup Champ has touched down in Abbotsford.

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

9 months

fuck the nhl free Palestine

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@brockbowser

2 years

oh how the turns have tabled

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

3 years

men's olympic hockey is just ex nhl players you forgot existed

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@brockbowser

5 months

THE CANUCKS ARE 7-0 IN THE PLAYOFFS WHEN I WATCH THE GAME IN MY BED WHILE LISTENING TO CHARLI XCX

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@brockbowser

3 years

the queer eye guys need to help Matthew Tkachuk

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

3 years

also worth noting that Chara stopped the tradition of hazing rookies in the bruins locker room

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@nastyaovechkin

3 years

ZDENO CHARA you never cease to amaze me

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

2 years

so he WAS crying I hate this

Lachlan Irvine

@LachInTheCrease

2 years

Bo Horvat captains the #Canucks to their last win before the All-Star break, and potentially his last ever.

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@brockbowser

6 months

the petterffather and pettermmother watchign their pettersson

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

11 months

it looks so good with that kit too omg

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

11 months

Marc-Andre Fleury is wearing his Native American Heritage mask in warmups. 🙌

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@brockbowser

3 years

every nhl team 💯💯💯 got the single father of 15, unknowable floating orb, homophobic homosexual and tyler

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

9 months

very obsessed w the level of disgust the nhlers gave j*sse from bdown this weekend shoutout to them for that

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@brockbowser

3 years

I miss this version of the flyers

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@brockbowser

6 months

bonded pair, frequently bought together do not separate etc etc

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

6 months

Guys being dudes.

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@brockbowser

3 years

Luke Schenn when someone breathes funny near Quinn Hughes

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@brockbowser

2 years

I'm gonna miss bedard canucks posting and liking

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

10 months

the piece of elias pettersson's soul they trapped in this elf on the shelf

Keener Jerseys

@Keener_Jerseys

10 months

STOP ✋ What is the coolest piece of hockey memorabilia you own? 🏒

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@brockbowser

1 year

one of us

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@brockbowser

3 years

are any women olympic hockey players looking for a WAG no particular reason

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@brockbowser

3 years

WHO DID THR PINOCCHIO VOICE

Vancouver Canucks

@Canucks

3 years

AND THE BELT GOES TO...

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

1 year

ignoring the caption why is gnash's tail so erect

Gnash

@Gnash00

1 year

My guidance counselor said I wouldn’t amount to anything….well, I just gave the CLAP to 17k fans so I’m doing just fine.

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@brockbowser

3 years

the minnesota wild just came out as Italian

Minnesota Wild

@mnwild

3 years

well, well, well... what do we have here? 👀

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

3 years

happy anniversary

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@brockbowser

3 years

thinking abt how William Nylander wants Margot Robbie to play him in movie and how he's absolutely right

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@brockbowser

3 years

grabbing this dollhouse and shaking the shit out of it

NHL

@NHL

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Happy Holidays from our NHL family to yours. 🙌

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@brockbowser

3 years

never forget

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@brockbowser

3 years

cale makar please never change

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@brockbowser

3 years

shortening bo horvat to borat

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@brockbowser

4 months

new enemies to lovers arc for garly just dropped watch out dakota joshua

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@weiirwoods

4 months

they’re teammates now ❤️

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@brockbowser

2 years

SHUT UP they did the hug in the locker room when sway was injured

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@brockbowser

3 years

Philadelphia Flyers viewers also watch this channel

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@brockbowser

1 year

nhl app unusable, biosteel broke, no fun jerseys, no gay people?????????????????????????

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@brockbowser

3 years

that's just the next nhl expansion team forming

KFDM News

@kfdmnews

3 years

DEVELOPING: Feral hogs take over Southeast Texas neighborhood and cause all sorts of problems in a short period of time.

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1 year

I knew dermy was a true ally from the moment he said kiss every single guy on the team on the mouth

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@brockbowser

3 years

that scene in brokeback mountain

the apex predator of manhattan

@bruhznetsov

3 years

hm

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@brockbowser

1 year

graphic designer has been going so hard lately this is gorgeous

Vancouver Canucks

@Canucks

1 year

ANOTHER 🚫NE FOR DEMKO!

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@brockbowser

3 years

this proves my thesis that hockey would be more fun if there were no teams and everyone just hung out

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@brockbowser

1 year

jack studnicka the man that u are

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scoobert doobert

@brockbowser

3 years

if I had a nickel for every time a goalie I idolised growing up's wife posted concerning covid views I'd have 2 nickels but it's weird it's happened twice