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@brittisapickle

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She/Her. Music/sports/politics/history/caffeine/hot sauce/spicy food/pickle addict/cat queen. Iowa State&UofIowa alum. Iowa State Cyclones+MN Vikings fan #SKOL

Des Moines, IA
Joined May 2009
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@brittisapickle
Brittany 🌪️
4 years
@aniobrien @EmmaWatson using traumatic life experiences as an excuse to marginalize and dehumanize the trans community that had nothing to do with her trauma is sick. Used as an affront to deny trans people using the correct bathroom, implying she believes trans people are sexual predators. Not OKAY.
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@brittisapickle
Brittany 🌪️
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Pour a beer out for all the Iowa State burners I have to block for being MAGA pieces of shit lololol
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@MatthiasWRNL ❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛
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@brittisapickle
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1 year
they finally had Kelvin and Keefe kiss on the righteous gemstones and it's like
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Brittany 🌪️
3 months
@Ryaneatpixel @stickermule I know when I want to be a successful business I send out emails demanding my customers buy merch supporting the most divisive and felonious president in history LMAO
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@brittisapickle
Brittany 🌪️
5 years
@BarstoolKState STILL SALTY I SEE.
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4 years
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
I'm finally watching this drug smuggling Netflix docuseries about Michaela McCollum and the only thing I cannot get over is how she didn't know where Lima is LOL. Omggggg
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@brittisapickle
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4 years
@SteveKingIA I don't think you understand what Socialism is...🤔
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Brittany 🌪️
23 days
@hermyishere @StephCopley yeah it's really cool to blast an 18 year old kid and laugh at him for not being heteronormative. Get better jokes, shit is lazy.
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@brittisapickle
Brittany 🌪️
2 years
Submitted my last final and I am done!!!!!!!!
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
HE'S BEEN ARRESTED. HAPPY #IndictmentDay Y'ALL
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
Officially accepted into business analytics cert program 🥂 going to be fun, I think...🤔😂
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Brittany 🌪️
1 year
@jd_waggoner Shooter confirmed was a white supremacist and that picture is from 2018. Please don't spread false information.
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
If your hair is down to your waist I just assume you like horses.
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Brittany 🌪️
9 months
@MarktheHawk @stillnothawkize aka don't have an opinion on things that directly affect your life/your children, in the state you live in? some of us give a shit, it's fine if you don't or if you disagree but don't tell others to essentially shut up
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@brittisapickle
Brittany 🌪️
3 years
I'm not normally a feelings cornball but my best part of 2021 was @alexkintzle . You made me realize that I deserve to be happy.
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Brittany 🌪️
1 year
@Rushthewriter I'll take things that didn't happen for $1000, Alex
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
Meanwhile, in Mason City...
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Brittany 🌪️
5 days
this was way too easy 😂
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
My final grade for my last class has finally posted and I am officially DONE. Degree audit reflects all requirements have been met!
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Almost want to reactivate FB to see all the meltdowns of middle aged bigots from my hometown... tempting.
@globegazette
Globe Gazette
3 years
It's official. Use of the name "Mohawks" is no more after the decision came from the Mason City School Board on Monday night.
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@brittisapickle
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1 year
As someone on Reddit once said, the holy Trinity is: - Fuck Crow Tow - Fuck Mediacom - Fuck Kim Reynolds Pure poetry.
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Brittany 🌪️
1 year
@KimReynoldsIA She's so desperate to be relevant lol
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
What do you do when your neighbor posts all lives matter type of bullshit on the Beaverdale page on a BLM post? You get a BLM sign and a pride flag to put out front. Hope you're triggered snowflake.
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3 years
Chuck Grassley announcing his reelection campaign like...
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
Alright. 41 days now, no vape. Conquered cigarettes and now hopefully vaping. Nicotine addiction is a bitch.
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
I am like overly emotional today omg. Someone on my team told me I did really well presenting and I started to cry LOL. like it really does mean a lot when people tell you shit like that.
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
I'M GETTING A KITTEN AND I'M SO EXCITED I COULD DIE 😭😭😭
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
You know what I don't appreciate? Receiving emails about student loans and the repayment starting again soon. Biden, you had one fucking job.
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Brittany 🌪️
5 months
@KristinChirico numb your ass with an ice pack until you can't feel it, inject it at room temp... this is the only method I've found that reduces the pain.
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
Minnie turned two today. Happy birthday, chubby baby!
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
I still think about why Tucker Carlson wants to fuck a M&M
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
TJ HOCKENSON WAS WORTH EVERY FUCKING PENNY
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
When the announcers talk about Jordan Bohannon breaking records, it's like, you would break records too if you went to college for 7 years. Where's your doctorate degree dude?
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
I high fived @SenWarren at the Iowa State Fair and it made my day. Still smiling.
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
@runnersweb @joallen_ A solution for a problem that doesn't exist, please tell me about all those trans girl star athletes taking away playing time or rights LOL🙄 wish they'd give girls sports this attention when we needed money or support instead of attacking trans people. Unhelpful and stupid.
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
My mom commented on an Instagram post and asked if I was sucking in...CAN YOU NOT. AND YES, I'M ALWAYS SUCKING IN, YOU TAUGHT ME THAT.
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
@joniernst It's too bad you can't follow his example.
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Brittany 🌪️
1 year
I don't know how to fucking drive
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@UnionDrip
Dripped Out Trade Unionists
1 year
quote tweet with your favorite Tim Robinson line
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5 years
See my mom liking everyone's national daughter day posts...doesn't post anything about her own daughters...😂😂😂😂😂
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
@alexkintzle I didn't even blink bc like, it would be very on brand you to have a picture of Ben's nuts for some reason.
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
Mood.
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
The dream is to be hit on by a middle aged 50 something dude at Carl's that screams at me YOU HAVE BIG EYES.
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Also @alexkintzle is like a super fan of the extreme and tells me when it's the birthdays of people he is a fan of and I'm just like, remember that time you forgot your mom's birthday LOLOLOL
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
TCU in CFP and KState probably playing Bama in the Sugar Bowl... The two Big 12 teams in new year's six bowls sure as fuck weren't Texas or OU. Bye girl 👋
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Brittany 🌪️
27 days
Very demure
@yolandafister
yolanda fister
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the aliens after their transgender operations
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4 years
Yeah I'm still unsure about how to voice my response to the protests in DM. All I know is that cops kneeling doesn't actually fix any issues and is a nice little PR picture that white people ate up so easily without any real dialogue to fix shit.
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Remember when 28 felt old? I hate everything.
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
I'm officially DIVORCED today!!!!! I want to crack a victory beer and click my heels I'm so excited LOL
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Earlier when the Capitol Police were blocking the perimeter around the Capitol, one of the officers waved us away and said "The Starbucks is over there" and I felt stereotyped as a basic bitch and I did not appreciate it.
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Fuck around and find out. After making record profits during a pandemic, pay your fucking workers decent wages @JohnDeere ! We've got your backs, #UAW
@JonahFurman
Jonah Furman
3 years
Hearing from John Deere workers in Waterloo that picket signs have arrived at the UAW Local 838 union hall. "Shit's about to get real"
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3 years
Elton John concert deserves big fake eyelashes, glitter and sequins
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
You can't post a before and after and the after pic is a Snapchat filtered face LOL
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Relationship milestones: the first time you vom at your boyfriend's house. He's so lucky 😆
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Not @MackenzieLatham messaging pictures of a beach in Mexico while it's fucking snowing and cold here
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
It took like, 3 nights and like little sleep but done with homework. Only one more and a test to go. I deserve a giant fucking beer and an ISU win, universe.
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
My sister got the same haircut as me and now nobody is ever going to tell us apart LMFAO
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Not me thinking rolling backpacks were so fucking lame when I was a kid and now looking to buy one for work
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
Personally I don't think I can try to make my cat watch what he eats when I can't even do that for myself 🤷🤷😂😂
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
Anyone else having issues being a human being today?
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
CYCLONE TV NEVER DID ME DIRTY LIKE ESPN PLUS.
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
I really enjoyed your "tired mom" post that talks down to people in childless marriages by choice. I'll just be over here, soaking up my tears 😂😂😂
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
Drew is making me watch video games and I've been watching the legend of Zelda and honestly the switch is cool but I want to play Mario 64 aka the only game I ever played LOL. I DON'T ADAPT WELL TO CHANGE.
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
Me watching Jeopardy and the question is about college majors and the answer is pre-law. JUST A FYI, THERE IS NO PRE LAW MAJOR. OKAY. and when people said that, they were always the biggest douches.
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
IOWA: Where children starve & get tortured to death & nobody gives a shit. Where you hear appalling things about Glenwood Resource Center sexually abusing disabled residents. Where's your fucking bill and solution TO STOP THAT SHIT. Get your fucking priorities straight, pro-life.
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
A Merry Loan Forgiveness to us all Joe Bless us, everyone!
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
Registering for finance class...
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
I always have to watch MSNBC for election coverage because I LOVE STEVE KORNACKI.
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Me retweeting up a storm about student loan debt like please don't make me pay this bullshit in January
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
@alexkintzle , who is going to his 50th Ben Folds show this year, reacted with a "REALLY?!" when I said I was gonna stay up until midnight and listen to the new T Swift album. Like, your crazy outdoes mine x1000
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4 years
Abortion is NORMAL and don't fucking forget it.
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
Iowa GOP, now with full, unfettered control, probably going to ban abortion and give more money to the pigs (livestock and police) and make trans kids lives living hell, the least they could have done is legalized weed so it would be tolerable to fucking live here
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Got my antenna and Court TV comes in so now I get to watch the Ahmaud Arbery court case and keep track of the Rittenhouse deliberation. It would be absolute perfection if @Lexification03 was here for the verdict!
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
Having acne in your 30s is bullshit. That is all.
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3 years
I have two and a half days left in my old job and what a shit show. Running away screaming.
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Trying not to be BIG MAD about everyone that wants to defend Biden on covid. he's done terrible too y'all. No preparedness for this wave. Still unreliable and unavailable testing. If you want us to wear kn95s or n95s why didn't you have them ready to hand out prior to omicron?!?!
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
I need this.
@RAYGUNshirts
RAYGUN
5 years
to all the filthy mouthed wives: we salute you. #raygun new shirt online now, in stores tomorrow:
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
Half the people asking questions on Facebook are just doing it for attention bc I know you could Google that answer in 5 seconds. ATTENTION WHORES.
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
Long live my queen 🥰
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
Can you believe when I got this nugget, she was only 2 lbs and now she's 6 lbs and my little lion kitty 😭😭😭
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
Submitted my change of address...shits getting real! Is @alexkintzle ready for my annoying ass to be around 24/7??
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
Other people when they're stressed: can't sleep, can't eat. Me: sleeps for 12 hours on accident and wants to eat an entire bag of frozen fries.
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
I've legitimately seen 5-6 people with a mullet tonight and I need y'all to fucking stop bc it's awful
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
Zillow is broken and my Saturday ritual of stalking houses for sale has been ruined 😭
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
"Things people who most definitely voted for Trump and don't want you to know it" say
@Variety
Variety
2 years
Chip and Joanna Gaines Aren‘t Right Wing or Left Wing or Moderate, Just Human Beings ’Looking Out for the Betterment of Other Human Beings’
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3 years
I just want y'all to know that the most exciting part of my day was getting an utensil crock I ordered delivered and put out on my counter
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
The healing powers of McDonald's diet coke for a hangover are unmatched. I'M ALIVE.
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
I'm officially at the age where I am planning on going to an antique shop for fun so that's cool
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Brittany 🌪️
3 years
Raise your hand if you forgot about Bandfest 🙋
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
Me when I got that stupid fucking letter from the IRS catfishing you with a white house letterhead and Trump signature on it about the stimulus payment...
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Brittany 🌪️
1 year
First I hear that @8035 is moving to @DSMH2O (Water Works Park) and now @OktoberfestDSM is too? When will promoters/organizers realize that NOBODY wants to go there. We want to be downtown. Charge me more for downtown IDC, I'm not gonna go sink into a mud pit with horrible sound
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5 years
Is it really a family holiday if your mom doesn't vacuum right by your face when you're sleeping?
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
This past week has sucked. really shitty people manipulating/shaming, so went on a mass deleting spree of 1 side of the fam & cutting them out like the cancer they are. Won't be a spectacle in their lives, they no longer get the privilege to know/see/speak to me. Fuck you ✂️🔥🖕
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
Everyone bitching about the halftime show being inappropriate definitely voted for Trump, so sit the fuck down Becky.
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
@SenJoniErnst Since when did the wealthy take out student loans/debt LMFAO
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Brittany 🌪️
2 years
10 years since he passed and nobody will ever write reviews that shred your soul quite like Roger Ebert did
@mental_floss
Mental Floss
2 years
"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels."
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Brittany 🌪️
5 years
@joniernst @realDonaldTrump Most of us want you to stop being a pathetic shill. I'm a constituent, you haven't done anything before impeachment so please stop acting like you have.
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Brittany 🌪️
4 years
New kitten: so far Olive has only hissed at us because he tried to beeline for the kittens food and I stopped him LOLOLOL MY LITTLE FAT CAT.
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