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Brian Commeans

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Prof. of Mechanical Physics/Snowplow driver for the city of Huntington Beach,California

Las Vegas,NV

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Joined September 2011

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Brian Commeans

6 months

@SpaghettiKozak Milk...Almond milk..How do you say it in the Russian? Almonds....You know about almonds? Louder,ALMONDS..... I don't get it,not one of them talks Canada talk. Midol....MIDOL I'm cramping.....Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth? Oh it sucks here so bad.

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@briancommeans

Brian Commeans

4 years

@MireikaEdwards @BSeeprs85 Ahhhh.....But....Is it possible she was sleeping in an aggressive stance?Was she using 1 pillow or more than her legal allotment? Did the coroner establish if 1 of her hands was balled up into a fist?All of this& more will be answered tonite,on I hit my head and stopped thinking.

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5 years

@chrissyteigen Stick to being hot with giant cans

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5 years

@cbfels @chrissyteigen Ahem... Also a snow plow driver for the city of Huntington Beach hello.

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6 years

@kmgee9 @ZulaQi @NRA I think we need more of this to shock people awake to what is happening in this society today. We need to see what bullets do once they leave a gun.

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4 years

@AITA_reddit Wow,the update. Is her family involved in "Waste Management?

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5 years

@AITA_reddit @legaladvice_txt I've called the internet police and they will BACKTRACE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 months

@herotimeszero It's not a restaurant you walked into,it's a fucking sequel to "Hostel".

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4 years

@jaclark1315 @AITA_reddit He probably bought her a matching broom and dust pan over the course of 2 Christmases.

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6 years

@ZulaQi @kmgee9 @NRA Preach it. We are immune from the sad results. Hearing numbers of wounded and dead,just isnt enough. Pictures and hearing from surgeons and doctors are what we need. Sad but true

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5 months

@mrsandiofficial A hotter older Beff from Howard Stern

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2 months

@VitalVegas Crappy behavior on the craps table (Not my video)

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5 years

@officialmcafee See folks,that's the answer.

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Brian Commeans

5 years

@officialmcafee How hard do you punch people?

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Brian Commeans

6 months

@SLCLunk @White_Janissary @ByYourLogic Bruce Willis and the director of Green Inferno Eli Roth tried to reboot Death Wish and it was horrible. The spiritual remake of Death Wish is the Kevin Bacon flick Death Sentence.

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4 years

@Heartless_Lyn @AITA_reddit Yup. I drive normally,the wife drives normally as well. But when I drive and she rides,she's squirming in the seat and acting like someone is pulling out into traffic to the point I'm looking around in a panic. It's draining. I drive for a living,I'm no maniac.

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4 years

@CBSNews Did anyone think to ask if he was taken to a Burger King drive-thru on his way to jail?

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4 months

@maddietagg_ 41?

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3 months

@10TV Cloudy with a chance of I better not see him in my neighborhood

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9 months

@FreddyInSpace Maybe close these loopholes? Why should large corps benefit from an obviously unnecessary tax loophole?

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11 months

@BrownsFreak51 @theliamnissan Fresh off their loss at the battle of La Choy . They suffered devastating losses trying to liberate sauces from potsticker village. Unable to radio coordinates to Meal Team 6 or Ya'llqueda, they were captured.

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Brian Commeans

5 years

@StopTrump2020 @realDonaldTrump Silence Of The Lambs-"Ya know what you look like with your good bag and your cheap shoes? Ya look like a rube,a well scrubbed hustling rube.

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24 days

@JudgeJoeBrownTV @GarryTroy2 Wait a minute.......Exception? Wow....

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4 months

@maddietagg_ Nah... let's go hang out at the terlit together.

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Brian Commeans

5 years

@SocialPowerOne1 @jopoleski And @AOC plans on taking all the cows so that aliens will start probing Republicans and making them live in Yucca mountain. I mean,come on,if it's unhinged you want.

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Brian Commeans

6 years

@motherboard What a change of pace to my time line

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3 months

@maddietagg_ If you don't mind playing 2nd fiddle to my wife.

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Brian Commeans

4 years

@taradublinrocks @brooklynmutt @DavidJollyFL Just get in his face with facts. You see how he can't function when you push back even a little. This is a product of never ever hearing the word "NO" not even once. @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @WhiteHouse Hey boy,and I do mean,BOY,you were owned on FOX of all stations.

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Brian Commeans

1 year

@egavactip Gee,it's almost like they have a financial interest in a violent ammo expending requiring more and more ammo uprising.

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Brian Commeans

6 years

@pupaid @vfinch @PeterEgan6 @_AnimalAdvocate @Lucy_Cavalier @CARIADCAMPAIGN @Animal_Watch @The_Animal_Team @FindingShelterA @marcthevet @gsrescueelite @VictoriaS I have to agree. I was blessed with my forever buddy. His name is El Chapo. And he has brought us endless happiness. Love him to death.

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25 days

@KristinChirico The 4.5 hour Snyder cut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brian Commeans

4 years

@JuddLegum @BSeeprs85 I didn't think it was possible to insult a bag of farts, but,here we are.

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5 years

@Breaking911 I couldn't do what he did. He,his humanity. We could all probably take something away from this young man. Wow.

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5 years

@tjaulow @SteveStuWill @ConceptualJames And I bet it's a Monday.

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Brian Commeans

4 months

@971thefan @TimHall971 @1Tyvis Keith Byers shoeless romp vs Illinois Clarett stripping the pick back from Sean Taylor Holy Buckeye Anthony Schlegel giving that shit pipe the business that clown who ran onto the field

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Brian Commeans

6 years

@LasVegasLocally Banish these celebrity eateries. The same semis drive around to the back of every casino and drop off the same boxes of food. Bring back the idea of "Affordability". My $45 ravioli doesn't have a backstory. It's food,it will exit in a few hours.

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3 months

@maddietagg_ Intercourse,Pa

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4 months

@herotimeszero You won't find me on my knees. Lying dead in a ditch maybe. Not on my knees. Fuck trump and his lemming minions

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Brian Commeans

4 months

@maddietagg_ Pull a ?

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Brian Commeans

4 years

@IMontoyaResists @DevinCow Instead of "Booyah" Ample "Mooyah".

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Brian Commeans

5 months

@mszrsmerci Noice Rack.

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9 months

@JacobsVegasLife I usually disarm them by telling them I'll take the bracelet but only if they take my debut CD...........

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Brian Commeans

9 months

@LasVegasLocally Almost like F1 unleashed some kind of ancient mob curse or something

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Brian Commeans

4 years

Looking over the horizon,I have to ask, @LasVegasLocally and @VitalVegas how do you see Vegas when the smoke clears? Does Vegas roll out the red carpet? Curious to see what you guys think. I'll hang up and listen with my radio turned off.

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Brian Commeans

6 months

@KillerCritics We are aware that the director was pretty subversive right?

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4 years

@phrrp @KingJosiah54 All of them rage quit and kick their german shepard after 5 minutes online anyway.

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7 months

@SeanOhhhh It's fake but funny

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10 months

@SinCityAlerts The best Vegas trip. I have no idea how I got here. That's how you should Vegas.

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10 months

@jedirich_ @cnviolations You do you,but our social mores have evolved slightly.

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Brian Commeans

4 months

@PoorOldRoloTony We need @Troma_Team or someone like them to start churning out the R rated sex comedies. Does anyone remember "Night Patrol"?

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4 years

@feminist_th0t @egavactip Funny? Do looks count?

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5 years

@RexChapman He killed the kid and the kids spirit and the kids spirit animal.

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8 months

@MrOH1O Since we have a minute. Let's review that fumble the refs missed from 3 hours ago

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4 months

@AlliBabaras @HootPhD See? You have to walk in and try to force your horseshit on everyone. Who said that was needed?

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Brian Commeans

4 years

@AITA_reddit @redditships Later in their relationship,I told you I wanted the kid born on a Friday the 13th. You can't hold it in 3 more weeks?

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4 months

@hemantmehta @ChristnNitemare To late now it's rapture day. Now we get to separate the wheat from the chaff. If you're left behind,like I will be,well,enjoy the peace and quiet

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Brian Commeans

5 years

@ZonePhysics I'll choose to believe MY science. It's Satan......

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4 years

@OnlyInClark @VitalVegas @LasVegasLocally I have every Sears catalog from 1923-1975. 50 Bucks a pop,if you need toilet paper.

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1 year

@DispatchAlerts You should see how fast he unloads a truck and throws produce. Oh wait....... That's what the "heroes" do for far less compensation

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4 years

@Minimeandminiu @LasVegasLocally Kindly remove banshee and place into a suite at the Rio.

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4 years

@HondoResists @jopoleski A tan suit and calling a cop stupid Yea,high crimes and misdemeanors

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Brian Commeans

5 years

@AITA_reddit Why not require them to carry around a park bench?

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5 years

@bustedcoverage Soon to be unemployed Browns fan.

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1 year

@StabbyTimeTV It's the closest thing to a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie in decades.

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8 months

@MrOH1O The 35th time they revisited it.

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3 months

@mk_indy Fuckin camel toe on his neck

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5 years

@nytimes @Glenn10TV He can vote to convict and act like a maverick,when the reality is,he's not standing up for anything.

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1 year

@highbrow_nobrow @ABC7Chicago Geesh,how can pulling the pin seem like the logical thing to do ?

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1 year

@Victorshi2020 @MalcolmNance Can anyone recall the last time a prosecutor won simply by playing video of the defendant?

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Brian Commeans

4 years

@WitchyNarcolep @redditships You mean like the hoops a woman has to jump through to get a hysterectomy?

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Brian Commeans

1 year

@highbrow_nobrow Father of a beautiful young woman over here. Naw,I've never had those thoughts. For the ones that do , use the 2nd Amendment on yourself

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Brian Commeans

5 months

@cutierubyxo My wife.But you do have a rather exquisite rack.

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5 years

@realphilhendrie @TomiLahren Brevity is the soul of wit. Thanks Mr. H

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4 years

@EthelMercaptan @AITA_reddit At Whiffany's. Near the flea market.

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5 years

@dennisdoddcbs Jim Delaney,he of the Big Ten, was given $20 million dollars. One man, 20 million bucks. You tell me.

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Brian Commeans

5 years

@3_3__33 @legaladvice_txt Like merging onto the freeway? If I don't look,the semi isn't there.

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2 months

@zillowgonewild 5 bed but only 3 bath? Pffffttttt ......... I'd rather live in a gas station.

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4 years

@VitalVegas I've been saying it. You think we reached the tipping point? I bet smoking is done when casinos reopen. What say you?

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5 years

@bustedcoverage That's a gal you give 6 kids,just so you can parade her fine ass around Costco on a saturday.

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5 years

@PeteSouza @ChristineAno He signed and in fact drafted the Emancipation Proclamation

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5 years

@AP Another Saudi? I recall 9/11 was also perpetrated by some Saudis.

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5 years

@KaitMarieox Nice rack

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2 months

@AoDespair @jzulgad That's the kind of story that other network shows would have never touched.

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4 years

@abandonedameric @AITA_reddit Like kids who have grown up in the system haven't had it bad enough. Here,indentured servant,be grateful for the gruel I left for you in the garage,get to work.

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Brian Commeans

1 year

@JDCocchiarella @VitalVegas Wild,this dude faces potentially 4 times the prison time of a guy who kills a woman while drunk and the added speeding

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Brian Commeans

6 years

@keegan_hamilton @vicenews Pay attention to random people coming up missing in the next 6 months to a year. Probably thought he had this case in the bag.

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5 years

@Andrew_3000 @AITA_reddit I think you're on to something. I will leave the expensive mini bar door open though.

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4 months

@maddietagg_ Cool. So I can Gilligan's Island you.

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4 years

@redditships Nobody says anything,the kid grows up and notices the name is unique among her peers,Google's it,then spends the rest of their days in therapy,thinking mom hated them.

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Brian Commeans

5 years

@OHFCSO Hey guys,I hope you use this video in court. I drive for a living early in the morning. This scares the shit out of me every morning. What can we do to keep these fools off the road? Are you taking odds on this schmuck getting a plea deal?

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8 months

@theliamnissan @ksorbs Well....Is cheating in the republican playbook or the good ol gawd fearin conservative we love minstrel shows playbook ?

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Brian Commeans

4 years

@tobymorton @DevinCow @DevinNunes He can't use the courts to force you to hand over the domain? Keep fighting the fight.

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Brian Commeans

6 years

@SaysHummingbird I can confirm that the correct image is still loading. @realDonaldTrump how's the bone spurs cadet?

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4 years

@TheDuckMane @AITA_reddit If you're not properly rewarded in this life,may it meet you threefold in the next one.

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4 years

@elffys @AITA_reddit Maybe he can take half the labor pains.

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Brian Commeans

1 year

@Tylerjoelb @GovMikeDeWine Hell Is Real.

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Brian Commeans

4 years

@buitengebieden_ @RexChapman She's banned from every county fair in the country.

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Brian Commeans

5 years

@RexChapman @GeorgeFoster72 @WonderJaye Why we can't cut back on defense spending and invest it in our kids.... What will be here to.defend if we aren't helping these kids now? This isn't going to bode well in the future for any of us.

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Brian Commeans

8 months

@orangepeel18 Alot of MAGA love fishing. And the one on the right does look like swamp thing............. And she was pretty damn attractive what happened?

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Brian Commeans

11 months

@LasVegasLocally When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. Hey-oooooooo

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7 months

@JacobsVegasLife The Mob : Whoa,we've been doing that for centuries.

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