On the bright side,
@MelindaCurrey
and
@ErikKarlsson65
are two of the most genuine people I’ve ever met. My kids didn’t stop talking about them and Conor refused to take his eyes off Erik.
If you’re gonna trade once in a lifetime star hockey player, might as well trade Karlsson to the GODDAMN Toronto Maple Leafs and watch that juggernaut pull off 4 FUCKING Cup wins in a row......FUCKKKKK
I may play a huge prick online, but in reality, there is no room for any kind of bullying. Especially when you bring up someones kids. I have four boys of my own, and would never wish that type of disgusting attack on anyone. There are no excuses. Just don’t do it. The end
Pay every Canadian $5000 to wear an ankle bracelet that tracks if you leave your house for the next 2 weeks. You leave your house, no money. Boom. Covid 0
Hey
@ErikKarlsson65
thinking of you and I hope you and your family are safe and that I am sorry that I crashed your Lamborghini last weekend. I’ll pay you back I swear
I am truly proud to announce that you all helped raise $6128 during this last bRian merchandise campaign. This will go straight to the
@sensfoundation
and
@Senators
GoFundMe for Tornado Relief, which you can still donate here:
Thank you all so much!!
Thread:
I remember my first panic attack. February 13, 2014. I was in a work meeting and my heart started going crazy for no reason. I started to freak out and excused myself to the bathroom. I splashed water on my face and went back in. But it was overwhelming
#BellLetsTalk
If I met Auston Matthews in real life, I’d shake his hand, blush, and say “You’re awesome”. But then when he walked away, I’d mutter under my breathe “fuck offff”
@ErikKarlsson65
Well I feel like an idiot. Must have misheard your voice mail. I’ll grab my bike and a six pack and head on over. Tell Marc to save me a dance
My mom got so lucky. She’s safe and we can rebuild. I’m hearing people in Dunrobin, my birth town, are badly hurt. My thoughts are with you tonight
#DunrobinStrong
I love the people legit getting upset because I mentioned I need my wife’s permission to buy an iPad. I think making financial decisions together in a marriage is a normal thing? Goddamn fucking internet
I may have blended a gin, beer, whiskey, rum, Dorito, Snickers, Jos Louis, and Passion Flakie smoothie for Internet attention, but at least I didn’t eat cat shit
Here is how I would have offered Karlsson his contract extension with the Sens: The lights dim, U2 ‘The Streets Have No Name’ starts blaring. Out comes a crying
@DAlfredsson11
holding a box. His eyes start glowing and then the box opens revealing the contract. They embrace
Picture this: it’s a cloudy day in Ottawa, Canada on July 1. Suddenly the clouds part with an explosive light illuminating the sky. Two giant helicopters appear over the horizon and hover over the CTC. Two men get lowered.....Erik Karlsson and Jason Spezza
To all who participated in the bRian5or6 merchandise campaign over the last few weeks, proceeds from all the products added up to a total donation of $2095, which has been sent to
@RNeilsonHouse
!! Thank you all so much!! 🙏