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Benjamin Milks

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Superstar Lead Actor on the hit series “Stittsville On Patrol” and the bRian5or6 Podcast.

Ottawa, Ontario
Joined June 2011
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Benjamin Milks
3 years
How @CanadiensMTL fans should have acted after winning game 4
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Benjamin Milks
8 months
Next time Greig is on an empty-net breakaway, he should do the Michigan
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7 years
Maybe trading @erikkarlsson65 is a mistake??? #Sens
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6 years
I’m okay #Sens Fans
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
And this makes the screaming all worth it. Thank you so much @ErikKarlsson65
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3 years
Waiting for my beer and nachos on the outdoor patio #ontariolockdown
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6 years
Mark Stone
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6 years
Removing Karlsson from your team is like removing the toilet from your bathroom, leaving nothing but a large hole FOR YOU TO SHIT IN
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
On the bright side, @MelindaCurrey and @ErikKarlsson65 are two of the most genuine people I’ve ever met. My kids didn’t stop talking about them and Conor refused to take his eyes off Erik.
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
I tried my best #Sens fans. Good luck in San Jose @ErikKarlsson65 ❤️
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
My breakdown of the Leafs and Sens Trade
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Benjamin Milks
3 years
This should have been even the most HARDCORE Canadiens fan after game 4. You shouldn’t cheer and disrespect the Lightning.
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Benjamin Milks
7 years
LOL.......oh shit
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
How many Tkachuks could a Tkachuk check chuck if a Tkachuk could check a Tkachuk?
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
If you’re gonna trade once in a lifetime star hockey player, might as well trade Karlsson to the GODDAMN Toronto Maple Leafs and watch that juggernaut pull off 4 FUCKING Cup wins in a row......FUCKKKKK
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
Waiting for @erikkarlsson65 to pick me up for Marc’s wedding
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6 years
If my neighbour called bylaw to have my rink removed, I’d have his car removed and placed gently in the fucking Ottawa River
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
Frig off NHL agents. Come to Ottawa, Canada. The best place to play hockey
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Benjamin Milks
4 years
If the NHL bubble has 0 positive Covid cases, then why not put the entire world in that bubble?? Think about it
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
I may play a huge prick online, but in reality, there is no room for any kind of bullying. Especially when you bring up someones kids. I have four boys of my own, and would never wish that type of disgusting attack on anyone. There are no excuses. Just don’t do it. The end
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
THERE’S TOO MUCH FUCKING HOCKEY. I DON’T WANT TO MISS ANY OF THE FUCKING HOCKEY
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
I’d rather Ottawa just trade Duchene and Stone now. Pull the bandaid because my heart can’t take no more if this SHIT
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6 years
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Benjamin Milks
3 years
You’re allowed to just barge into town and demand to become the government? Well guess what then, I am now the King of Stittsville
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6 years
I’M RUNNING AWAY FROM MY HOME
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6 years
If someone licked my face.....lights out
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6 years
GO SENS GO
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6 years
Become a Leafs fan? I’d rather have both legs crushed into a fine dust by a steamroller
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6 years
If Mark Stone signs in Ottawa today, I will post a tasteful nude of myself. Like a FULL nude
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6 years
The good news though is that trading Erik Goddamn Karlsson fixed the dressing room
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6 years
Hotsam BATCHOOOOOOOO
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6 years
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6 years
The eight year extension is official #zoominonthenametag
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6 years
In honour of a new #Sens season, I present the Full Version of Hotsam Batcho The Song
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
WHAT HAPPENED
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
Breaking News: bRian5or6 addresses Canadians and the world with this important news bulletin.
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
If Stone is traded, I’m putting my neighbours car in the friggin Ottawa River
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Benjamin Milks
8 months
My feed is filled with people supporting a dangerous and intentional headshot. Are we in crazy town?
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Benjamin Milks
3 years
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. SIGN BRADY TKACHUK
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Benjamin Milks
2 years
Back to school HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
All this Amber Alert hate got me MAD. I would get kicked in the face by a horse if it meant there was a 0.0000001% chance of helping a child in danger
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
How about don’t trade Erik Karlsson
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Benjamin Milks
4 years
Pay every Canadian $5000 to wear an ankle bracelet that tracks if you leave your house for the next 2 weeks. You leave your house, no money. Boom. Covid 0
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
Hey @ErikKarlsson65 thinking of you and I hope you and your family are safe and that I am sorry that I crashed your Lamborghini last weekend. I’ll pay you back I swear
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
I AM SICK OF THIS OTTAWA, CANADA BULLSHIT WEATHER AND WHY CAN’T WE HAVE AN NBA TEAM?!?
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5 years
After 10 minutes of deafening silence in the Leafs dressing room: “So.....anyone try Hortons new Timbit cereal?” - Mitch Marner
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
No big deal. Just my 3 favourite players gone: Karlsson, Turris, Methot. NO BIG DEAL
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Benjamin Milks
8 months
I don’t get all the “appropriate response” to the head shot last night. With that logic, was this an appropriate response??
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
Hotsam Batcho: performed by Country music legends bRian5or6 and @kira_isabella
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Benjamin Milks
3 years
Just trade Tkachuk and start the rebuild over again. And then in 2 years trade Stutzle and start the rebuild over again
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SAKES
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Benjamin Milks
11 months
The Senators should tell the fans to fuck themselves more often
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6 years
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
I am truly proud to announce that you all helped raise $6128 during this last bRian merchandise campaign. This will go straight to the @sensfoundation and @Senators GoFundMe for Tornado Relief, which you can still donate here: Thank you all so much!!
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Benjamin Milks
2 years
Bro…. @Senators
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
Thread: I remember my first panic attack. February 13, 2014. I was in a work meeting and my heart started going crazy for no reason. I started to freak out and excused myself to the bathroom. I splashed water on my face and went back in. But it was overwhelming #BellLetsTalk
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
If I met Auston Matthews in real life, I’d shake his hand, blush, and say “You’re awesome”. But then when he walked away, I’d mutter under my breathe “fuck offff”
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6 years
Its seriously not too late to do a rebuild around Karlsson, Stone, and Duchene. Keep them. Do it #Sens
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
@ErikKarlsson65 Well I feel like an idiot. Must have misheard your voice mail. I’ll grab my bike and a six pack and head on over. Tell Marc to save me a dance
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2 years
The moment you realize you’re about to speak in front of 19,000 people, including Alfredsson @Senators @laurenfine_
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
I am headed to Vegas. To take care of a matter
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5 years
Tampa Bay strutting into the playoffs #Hockey
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3 years
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
That’s how you Halloween @hockeynight
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4 years
YES, THANK YOU LORD ABOVE
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
Sometimes I look at the moon and wonder if @ErikKarlsson65 is looking at that same moon
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
SCRATCH JASON SPEZZA MY ASS
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Benjamin Milks
7 years
Don Cherry just told Ottawa, Canada to go to HELL. GUESS WHAT DON? IM ALREADY THERE
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
If I get to 15,000 followers, I’ll show up to Chapters during @Steve_Dangle book signing and give him a Stone Cold Stunner
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Benjamin Milks
2 years
Does this mean I’m getting the $10,000???
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
You give Erik Karlsson a blank cheque. The end
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
My mom got so lucky. She’s safe and we can rebuild. I’m hearing people in Dunrobin, my birth town, are badly hurt. My thoughts are with you tonight #DunrobinStrong
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6 years
@Canucks Both these jerseys coming back. Gods Plan
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6 years
ZACK SMITH ON WAIVERS???
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Benjamin Milks
10 years
Come on you pesky fucks
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
I’m running away from home #Sens
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
I’ve been told to go F**k myself and blocked by more Hab fans today than I have in my entire Twitter career by Leaf fans
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6 years
Best jersey in franchise history. The end
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6 years
I will always be a Sens fan but for fucks sakes
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
I love the people legit getting upset because I mentioned I need my wife’s permission to buy an iPad. I think making financial decisions together in a marriage is a normal thing? Goddamn fucking internet
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6 years
In all seriousness, @Steve_Dangle is one of the most humble guys I’ve met. He deserves all the success. Good sport for wearing my shirt too
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3 years
If I’m Brady, I’m getting my rabies shot
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5 years
Scratching Jason Spezza on opening night is like telling Michael J Fox to go f**k himself on Canada Day
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6 years
Remember the good times
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6 years
I’M FRIGGIN COMING FOR YOU @STEVE_DANGLE
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6 years
I may have blended a gin, beer, whiskey, rum, Dorito, Snickers, Jos Louis, and Passion Flakie smoothie for Internet attention, but at least I didn’t eat cat shit
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6 years
HOTSAM BATCHO
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6 years
Here is how I would have offered Karlsson his contract extension with the Sens: The lights dim, U2 ‘The Streets Have No Name’ starts blaring. Out comes a crying @DAlfredsson11 holding a box. His eyes start glowing and then the box opens revealing the contract. They embrace
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Benjamin Milks
6 years
At Jack Astors and a “GO LEAFS GO” chant broke out. I stood up and yelled “FACK OFFFF”
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5 years
Brady Tkachuk is what you get if Keith Tkachuk had a baby
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7 years
I just saved the city of Ottawa, Canada and possibly the Universe @ErikKarlsson65
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Benjamin Milks
5 years
Picture this: it’s a cloudy day in Ottawa, Canada on July 1. Suddenly the clouds part with an explosive light illuminating the sky. Two giant helicopters appear over the horizon and hover over the CTC. Two men get lowered.....Erik Karlsson and Jason Spezza
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Benjamin Milks
4 years
1. Getting Married 2. Having my wonderful kids 3. Feb 15, 2021 Sens comeback 4. My first beer 5. Buying my first car
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Benjamin Milks
7 years
To all who participated in the bRian5or6 merchandise campaign over the last few weeks, proceeds from all the products added up to a total donation of $2095, which has been sent to @RNeilsonHouse !! Thank you all so much!! 🙏
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Tkachuk - Lafreniere - Duclair
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3 years
Iconic Moments in Sports #4 by bRian @Senators
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