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Dad. Actor. Dead serious. Improv Comedy/Harold Night @ucbtla

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I reported Voter Fraud to the Trump Voter Fraud Hotline. You should too. (866) 498-6722
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I’m not getting the vaccine because that’s how they track you!!! Sent from iPhone
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I filled out a Trump survey trashing him a week ago, and in the NAME field I put Fuck You as my name. Forgot about it. Then just got this email out of the blue. And I’ve never been more baffled or laughed as hard as I just have. I thought he emailed truly addressing me like this
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BREAKING: Biden sending Ben Shapiro to Florida to dry up all the moisture.
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Who did this? 😂
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The Republican Party should just rename itself The Gang Greene.
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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg You own 33 cars. Greta owns 1 Andrew Tate.
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Former President Trump has tested positive for Convict.
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There it is
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Countdown to Trump comparing himself to Jesus being crucified…
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I now run the @WhiteHouse twitter account. Gonna be a fun ride y’all.
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What does Bill Barr know and why did he quit right after the election with basically only a month left in his role as AG?
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It’s this simple Georgia. Vote in Ossoff and Warnock, and you will get more Covid relief money in your pockets in January.
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No public events on Trump’s schedule today.
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Georgia saved our lives.
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With his son out on his own now, Matt Gaetz is an empty Nestor.
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This. Is. Baller.
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I don’t have a drivers license, but I’m dropping off my kids at school tomorrow with no car seats or seat belts because I’m a goddamn patriot!
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BREAKING: Records show that Clarence Thomas has been diagnosed with The Coup.
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I don’t recall tweeting this tweet.
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Sleep well Wyoming.
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Congratulations, Media. You have normalized fascism.
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. @JohnFetterman trolls the NJ doctor so hard he has earned the title The Wizard of Oz.
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“Do you have information from my cell phone company or my bank connecting me to the insurrection that I helped incite?” - Josh Hawley
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For 10 mins I stared at my phone in awe- thinking this crazy man just tried 2 connect w/ supporters by droppin F 💣’s. In a campaign email! I was shocked. Mad. Sad. It was so unbelievable/believable at the same time. Then the wave of laughs realizing I just pranked myself so hard
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Senator Kyrsten Sinema.
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Tish James is Trump’s special master.
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This is blowing up and I can’t believe I have to say this but I, Brian Guest, a currently unemployed comedic actor does not run the @WhiteHouse twitter account.
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I’m a one issue voter. Democracy over Fascism. #Debates2020 #DemocracyOverFascism
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Weird that the guy who tried to overthrow the government stole our national security secrets.
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Trump couldn’t eat all those documents at the White House so he boxed them to-go.
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Mar a lago looks like a buffet room at one of trumps failed casinos.
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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg Romanian authorities now own 33 more cars. Greta still owns 1 Andrew Tate.
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Cancelled president sad about being cancelled.
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@atrupar Hey @jaketapper . Not sure you’re aware of this but the last “president” tried to overthrow our government and is being investigated for espionage for stealing national security secrets to his retirement home. What’d be “clever” is if you just left journalism to real journalists.
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Just ripped a fart in front of an anti-masker.
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Person. Woman. Press Briefing. Daily. Camera. TV.
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FlynnStones. Meet the FlynnStones. Have a yabba dabba Q time.
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This is some right wing white nationalist bullshit spin here on the @LAPDHQ Instagram page. #Antifa ?
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When I topple a dictator, I will wear a Rolex.
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I. Can’t. Stop. Watching. #BigBearEagleCam
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Guess what. Biden has a stutter, a cold, and is effing old. But he is with it. Smart. A good man. And our best shot at keeping this American experiment going. So I’m voting for him. Because I like democracy. A lot. And I want my children to grow up in a democracy, and not Russia.
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Wouldn’t mine to see Individual 1 indicted this week.
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Due to some financial hardship, I will not be traveling to space today.
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@GregAbbott_TX You swore a door was the problem in Uvalde.
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If you drive a Tesla, I am absolutely judging you.
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Oof. Another tough day for trump’s tiny desk:/
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@TwitterSupport Have you tried unplugging Elon?
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Matt Gaetz had his Venmo account set to privates.
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Democrats. Stay focused on Georgia.
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@NickAdamsinUSA Missed opportunity to say Fem&m’s. Another Loss, Loser.
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@RonFilipkowski “Bless us O’Donald, For these thy grifts, Which we are about to receive, From thy bounty, Through daddy our fraud, Amen.” - The Trump Family Prayer
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This seems like a next level disgusting scam.
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Donald Trump is Project 2025.
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Ivanka didn’t show up to her dad’s criminal trial. But the woman that reminded him of her sure did.
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Donald Trump didn’t tell the Big Lie. Donald Trump IS The Big Lie.
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@EricTrump Sorry you and your family is a bunch of sad pathetic losers.
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Happy April Matt Gaetz Day!
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Disgraceful that Kevin McCarthy is at the ceremony for slain Capitol Police officer Brian Sicknick.
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By and large it was was a relaxing day at the beach.
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Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wisc.) on Fox last night: "By and large it was a peaceful protest."
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The Queen has touched generations. So has Prince Andrew.
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Mother Fucker tried to break the post office to win the election.
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Katy Tur is not a journalist. She is a propagandist. Absolutely no push back to Eric Trump’s obvious lies. What a joke.
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Pedophile and Pedofucked.
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@SenTedCruz We already didn’t have a peaceful transfer of power. People were killed today in your seditious treasonous name. You didn’t stand up for your wife. You didn’t stand up for your dad. You didn’t stand up for American Democracy. You are nothing but an embarrassment.
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The Affordable Care Act extended life-saving access to healthcare to millions of Americans. People will die without it. Amy Coney Barrett will strike it down. You can’t be pro-life and pro Amy Coney Barrett. #BlockBarrett
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Someone’s DMs are open.
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Trump pulling out because of Don jr. is something he wishes he did many years ago.
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Lauren Boebert and Dr. Oz are running for Best Dog Killer.
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Trump trying to log into MySpace.
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@Acyn Put. This. In. My. Veins.
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Nah. We just want stolen classified document-free bathrooms.
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Trump claims that Democrats want "water-free bathrooms"
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I wish this guy had some identifiable characteristics.
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This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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So if Donald Trump committed a murder and they found a body at Mar-a-Lago, and they suspect there are other bodies, they can’t issue a search warrant for his other properties if they don’t know the exact location? Do I have this right? Indict this criminal.
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@mayemusk I guess it’s hard for you to understand that your link is promoting another corporation. Sad.
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Chuckmate. ♟
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David Perdue? More like David Perdon’t.
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I told my 5 year old daughter that we have a new president and Joe Biden beat Trump. She said, “But I want everyone to win.” I told her to pack her shit and leave.
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@MrT @_13thofmay I pity the flu.
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@Mike_Pence If you had a backbone you’d testify about the guy who started all of this. You are complicit Mike.
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It’s clear Trump didn’t just extort Zelensky for his own re-election. He also did it because he was working in tandem with Putin.
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For he's a jolly good felon, For he's a jolly good felon, For he's a jolly good felon, Which nobody can deny.
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All I want for a Christmas is my two Senate Seats. @ReverendWarnock @ossoff #Georgia
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Don jr text Mark Meadows to say Merry Christmas to his dad today.
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@FLOTUS @WhiteHouse Thank you for dedicating your time to the underserved @WhiteHouse community and building the Tennis Pavillion it desperately needs. #BeBestTennnisPlayer
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Suggested summer reading for Republicans.
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They had to go out of there way to make this stage look like this. Do not be fooled. This was by design. #CPAC #Nazi
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Having worked with Norse and Elder Futhark iconography for years, I’m quite alert to the glyph shapes and their associations in the modern world and history. So, why is the #CPAC2021 stage an Odal rune, and specifically one with serifs (or wings) that was used by the SS?
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Damn I love listening to this man talk. #BidenCalm #BidenTownHall
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I plan to honor Joe Biden by electing Kamala Harris.
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I plan to honor Joe Biden by electing Kamala Harris.
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Rudy is being treated in NYC at Mount Sinai Total Landscaping.
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Trump now asking to bury Al-Zawahiri on his golf course.
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Donald Trump is an adversary to the United States of America.
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@CawthornforNC A “friend”?? I thought it was your “cousin”. Anyway, whatever. You’re a sad little fascist.
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Can’t wait to be at a point in my life where I don’t know who runs the Post Office.
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Rand Paul should be investigated for buying stock in Permdesivir.
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@funder I guess it’s now DominionsPillow.
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