@DemolitionRanch
Insurance company: what’s the name of the range??
Matt: Demolition Ranch
Insurance company: Sorry sir we can’t help you
Matt: 😤 *air punches*
@djuric_zlatko
@ukraine_watch
Looks good for a guy who killed a bunch of people. I would say he’s lucky to be alive but I’m sure life is pretty hard for him right now
@JJWatt
Going to NRG is kind of a pain in the ass tbh. Most Houstonians who would attend don't live in the area and don't want to deal with the traffic
@houstonpolice
How drunk do you gotta be to get arrested in Fredericksburg for public intoxication?? You can literally drink on the courthouse steps 🤷🏻♂️ Dudes gotta be out of control to get that charge there
@detectclips
NGL the best thing to watch is a lesbian relationship online. It's the most beautiful thing to start out with then all hell breaks loose. They eventually move on and the cycle continues lol
@SunWeatherMan
Jokes aside, I have been following you for a few years now. Doesn't this mean an increased chance of earthquakes and volcanic activity in the following days??
@SunWeatherMan
My dad died from the treatment of Covid. It was a big eye opener. These people have immunity for some laws Bush jr. passed. This is a much bigger game