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Brad Gosse

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Standup Comic & Best selling author of over 150 books. Available online: Amazon, Walmart, Barnes & Noble, Indigo, Chapters, BooksAMillion, Waterstones

Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Joined January 2009
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What Doctors and Nurses say about us. The Secret Language Of Doctors: http://t.co/qDi6Fk9H1s
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More hospital slang: Slow Code http://t.co/PXrhiEYJ3m via @nightshiftmd
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Download your free vector graphics collection http://t.co/vDgtGfLk7g
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@breakfasttv As a vegan I’m offended by this vegan. Cook your meat, open the window, use your BBQ and throw the bones at anyone who complains about it.
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@6ixbuzztv I’ll be the first in line.
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@JimChuong Public schools are like public toilets. Use them if you have to but if you can avoid them, you’ll be happier and safer.
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If you think these are actually kids books, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
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Hulk bust from @collectsideshow
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This book triggered so many people. I’m so proud of my manufactured outrage.
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@JimChuong The old bait and switch
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Welcome new followers who found me under false pretense. I appreciate you.
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I’m giving out drill bits to every kid dressed as #Jeffreydamher this #Halloween
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@6ixbuzztv We went off the gold standard and now we can’t even keep up with the paper standard
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I’m considering opening a day care for all the babies who get triggered by my books. I’ll handle the educational curriculum.
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Is it okay to wear blackface now for Halloween? Asking for Justin Trudeau.
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My DMs are filled with death threats over #comedy welcome to 2023
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“I’m worried about my kid consuming unhealthy content” The kid:
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@NightShiftMD my hard copy arrived from Amazon today! #teamwork
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Who’s getting this for their next flight?
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I got my first “Time Bomb” from a Toronto artist Dan Tanenbaum
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The Real Housewives of Chernobyl - A reality show that follows the lives of the people living in the exclusion zone around the Chernobyl nuclear disaster site.
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This sign language interpreter at the Maine press conference is an instant legend
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If you made a TikTok video to complain about a Chinese spy balloon, you’re a special kind of stupid.
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What should I do with #babymute
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The triggered have flooded my book with 1 star reviews that just help the book sell more copies. "This is a perverse book that is not only not for children but also promoting a way of life that shouldn't be put in the form of a kids book. Shame on you“
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@LuLFo9 @AnteRhetorik I’m the author. Follow me for more great literature
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Did you know? You can help less fortunate people, without secretly filming them for social media clout.
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Spent my 50th in Grand Cayman
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We are all whores in an epic battle between billionaire pimps, who crave our loyalty.
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@Thekeksociety Thanks for advertising my work
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The only other trophy in my life was a 2nd place “metal detecting” prize when I was 9. #YouTuber #comedian #comedy #playbutton #caledon #torontocomedian
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Mike Hunt is on Amazon
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@Taryn_RG Would your son like a signed copy?
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When you get it…
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Freedom of speech
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HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS FILTH? THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!
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@JimChuong Very few people understand the power of a TFSA
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#toddlershred is for fat babies who should be ashamed of their bodies.
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@CraigBaird You’re quickly becoming my favorite twitter account
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@coinbase @CoinbaseSupport has frozen my dads account for over a year. He verified his ID and they have told him to "be patient" for 6 months. Don't trust them with your #bitcoin
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Let me be the first to say… Diddy didn’t kill himself.
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@darrelltalksfi Have you looked into the Gaza Strip?
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“If your books wind up in the wrong hands they can be a weapon against kids” Also weapons Poison TikTok Snapchat Alcohol Ikea dressers
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@andrewschulz Double double in hand
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Burning Man? More like Drowning Man, am I right?
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Difficult choices your mommy must make
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If you wear Carhartt workwear, and you don’t have a job… You’re cosplaying as an employed person.
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Dear Omegle. I’ll buy your company, software and domain. Seriously. Dm me. #ripomegle #omegle
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So big and so black
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@blonde_opinion I trigger people for a living
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Some people are mad that I created a fake product to create fake outrage because I used babies as Clickbait. How quickly you forget that I am the author of such literary classics as…
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When you see it... Get it. If you love Yorkies mixed with Hunting breeds. You'll love York Hunt. Visit:
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I know he went by iseeyoudroptv on twitch before he was banned
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@lucas_kinkaid I don’t have time to work on this project. You should do it yourself.
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@JimChuong Air Canada CRA Every doctors office
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Baby Mute Silencer Mask
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@breakfasttv When people say “irregardless”
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The original prototype for #BabyMute was 100% silent but 0% breathable. #fail
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Bitch you’re so country. I bet your pronouns are he/haw.
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🏝️ "Uncle Jeff's Island" is the ONLY island getaway you'll ever need... to keep on your bookshelf! 😂 Prepare for laughter and life lessons, all in one! 📚 #FunnyBook #GagGift
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@PSLiterary Thirst traps are the worst traps
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@JimChuong My credit card is ready
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We live in an elaborate simulation
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Everyone is giving me looks on the plane
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My publicist who couldn’t get me any press unless I “tone it down” fired me over #BabyMute and advised me it was a bad direction for my career. Time to double down.
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Reality show, I’d actually watch: “Steroid Olympics" - Contestants with abnormal abilities compete in a series of extreme physical challenges, including lifting cars, rage fits, and domestic abuse.
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My book Mike Hunt has been a best seller in multiple categories for months, and is outselling all of my other #books in #Canada #AuthorsOfTwitter #comedian This was an accidental hit.
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New book on Amazon
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Why did I name my new Tesla “Cosby”?
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All your childhood sports heroes are trying to give you a gambling addiction.
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If you live in the Toronto area and want one of these signs for your lawn or business DM me #ontarioelection2022
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People need to stop using the internet as a babysitter. She broke the rules of the platform and then gets mad at the creators. #comedian
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Hanging with my old stand up comedy teacher @McAleeseJim
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@BGatesIsaPyscho Thanks for sharing my work
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@CoinbaseSupport He has several case numbers and each one gets closed. I can DM you his email. He's old and on a fixed income he needs access to his money.
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New book drop
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Having fun with Ai Prompts #midjourney #comedy
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People are running GoFundMe campaigns to heat their houses now. What happened to rolling up your sleeves and starting an OnlyFans account?
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Factories and sober people. Both count the days since their last fuck up.
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How am I supposed to work clean, when everything rhymes with fuck?
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Mom’s posting thirst traps
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Lot lizard
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Anything can be “part of a complete breakfast”. - Crippling depression - Oats - Hookers Don’t let big cereal box you in.
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@JimChuong But the TV man said everyone is broke???
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ChatGPT explains #dogging in the style of Donald Trump. Ladies and Gentlemen, let me tell you something, something tremendous, really tremendous. People are dogging, and believe me, nobody knows more about dogging than I do, okay? You've got people, very good people, meeting
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Fat Baby? Get ToddlerShred
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