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@bpmerri95
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1 year
Been saying GO GATORS all my life still sayin GO GATORS 🐊 12-0 or 0-12
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@bpmerri95
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She cares more than the rest of the building combined
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UF’s OL vs FSU’s DL will be what happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object
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My ETN DUI sign at the Florida Georgia game this year is going to hit like crack
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@bpmerri95
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Considering making a sign for Saturday that says “RURAL CENTRAL FLORIDA BASEMENT TWEETER”
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@bpmerri95
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Basement Tweeterz 💯
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YESSIR 🐊🐊🐊🐊
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PUT ME IN I SWEAR I WOULD DIE FOR YALL @GatorsFB
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@bpmerri95
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Billy bout to hear me 😚
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@bpmerri95
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Billy Napier being the coach that said “Scared Money Don’t Make Money” might be the funniest irony in college football history. The dudes money has been petrified for 3 years
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@bpmerri95
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2 years
Ventrell Miller does more for this defense than I’ve ever seen a single player ever do
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@bpmerri95
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3 years
LSU’s next coach
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11 months
I’m hearing reports that Trevor Etienne has decided to stay at UF after seeing grown men tweet him puppy dog eye emojis
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@bpmerri95
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FSU fired Taggart halfway through year 2 for a nearly identical tenure that Napier has had and I remember the discussion being “they can’t do it because they don’t have the money.” Every big program has the money when the money gets pissed enough.
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@bpmerri95
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Imagine if we played our quarterbacks situationally instead of mathematically
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Lagway is probably better than DJU right now at 6 years younger
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@bpmerri95
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People hate Lane Kiffin because of what exactly? He has had Ole Miss on a linear upward trajectory for 4 years. That program is night and day better than ours right now
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@bpmerri95
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We just kept FSU out of a bowl without a HC, OL coach or DC and FSU had 6 timeouts
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@bpmerri95
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Me at the Allstate Sugar Bowl
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On3
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Week 5 College Football NY6 Bowl Predictions via @Andy_Staples ‼️ Do you agree? 🤔
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@bpmerri95
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Gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there 🫡
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This is the President of UF vending for fun
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I would rather lose than our fans rush the field and I’m so serious
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Hurricane t2y
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Hearing that gator fans plan to Rush the field if they beat FSU this weekend makes wanted them to win even more 😂😂😂
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@bpmerri95
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FSU was ranked for 1 commercial break 💀💀💀
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This is the worst DL I’ve ever seen at UF
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@bpmerri95
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7 months
Pretty vindicating to realize every time I yelled “ARE YOU DRUNK!?” when Etienne whiffed on a block that he may have actually been drunk
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@bpmerri95
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With DJ Lagway at QB1, the coach is the limit.. 🐊
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FLSportsTakes
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With DJ Lagway at QB1, the sky is the limit.. 🐊
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@bpmerri95
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Going to try to make my way to row 1 Saturday so I can let Billy hear some of my basement tweets IRL
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@bpmerri95
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Hal Lewis writing a 10 scroll Twitter dissertation about how it’s ok to go 4-8 if we were predicted to go 4-8
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Mike Norvell spent about 10,000 hours talking to this kid for him to THROW his hat and go to Jackson State omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The importance of this win cannot be understated. For the first time we had a young team that gutted one out on the road.
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@bpmerri95
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“Why would Kiffin leave Ole Miss for UF?”
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Ole Miss Football
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Welcome to the ‘Sip ‼️ #HottyToddy
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Y’all hyping this Colorado win like Napier didn’t beat the Pac 12 champs in his first game 💀 fan behavior
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@bpmerri95
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On our way to watch the Gators play! Beat the Vols!!!! 🐊
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1 year
If I was a UF beat writer I would get fired for what I would say to Billy after this game and I would be proud of it
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@bpmerri95
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2 years
Did we really just have a commit tweet “get wid it or get loss”? We BYKE
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He is quoting the bible in a southern accent. WE. ARE. BACK.
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Ran into the 🐐
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@bpmerri95
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The irony that people that aren’t from Gainesville and never attended UF are mad that UF is paying tribute to a local/state legend 💀 You’re from Port St Lucie and bought a UF T-Shirt when you were 15 cuz you liked Tim Tebow
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The curse is broken
@ESPNCFB
ESPN College Football
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He tossed the shoe, ref tossed the flag 😂
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@bpmerri95
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Fuck it. Martez Ivey.
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I love UF and my Gators but if you look at the context of this game and think we are a few minor tweaks away from being contenders, I wish you well
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@bpmerri95
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Jason Marshal has slipped to Marco Wilson levels of ineptitude
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@bpmerri95
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Wish we had a whole class of Chiles’s. Committed, no nonsense, signed.
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Let’s beat some rejects @GatorsFB
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Buying a 54 Jersey next week
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LMFAOOOOOOOO
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RUN THAT COUNTER TRAP MY WAY SEE WHAT HAPPENS. @GeorgiaFootball
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No matter the record, no matter the staff, I am ready and waiting. @GatorsFB
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Napier is gone, but that doesn’t mean Lagway is. The Lagway family is too smart to immediately walk if we bring in someone like Kiffin + reaffirm his NIL commitment. Richardson didn’t leave when Mullen got fired even after being publicly upset initially.
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Everywhere you look you see head coaches with passion (Mike Elko, Marcus Freeman, Brian Kelly) and then you have Napier emotionlessly standing on the sideline like he’s a backup special teams player
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It’s really beyond time to pull the plug. We have the talent to run with anyone but the coaching comes up short every time.
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The greatest clap back in recruiting history. God Bless Billy Napier.
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@bpmerri95
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UGA fans went 40 years without a Natty and had to endure the 1990s-2000s against us and they didn’t shake up…it’s our turn to stand in the paint 🐊
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@bpmerri95
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When a 2 star OL decommits from Tulsa
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@bpmerri95
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Billy slow played himself into failure at UF in an era of college football when quick turnarounds are the easiest they’ve ever been. He did it to himself.
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@bpmerri95
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We finally tampering
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The evolution of a central Florida basement tweeter @coach_bnapier
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🔥🔥🔥
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Elite thrift find today. Had to cop
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Billy might be the worst play caller at UF ever
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@bpmerri95
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Actually in disbelief that we are currently in a timeline where the Athletic Director for the University of Florida is publicly entertaining the idea of tearing down Ben Hill Griffin Stadium and building a new one “somewhere else”. Get him out.
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@bpmerri95
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RIP Robbie. You are a Gator to me 🐊
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Me when A&M’s true freshman QB throws for 319 yards and 4 TD’s on us with a 105 degree fever
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Reminder that Richardson was deemed only suitable to start for 1 game against the #1 team in the country
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Me when Utah converts a 3rd and 23 on their first drive
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Playing move back you suck for our own players in the spring game. We are so back
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Today my whole department had a meeting where we had to introduce ourselves and say what we want for Christmas so I said “I want UGA to not win a national title” and the fking director who is a UGA fan was sitting in the back of the room
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Just dapped up Seaton and asked if he was having a good time and he said yes. Gator lock.
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Dude no! Not our guy that had no sacks but a high pass rush win rate!
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Me saying tennessee sucked (won 49-10) and fsu sucked (won 45-24) and saying we are going to beat both (my team scored 11 points)
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4 years
THATS MY MF COACH 🐊🐊🐊 @CoachDanMullen
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Me at 4 tomorrow
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Me in The Swamp Saturday when we are up 48-0 in the 4th quarter and it’s a 3rd and 19 for Vandy
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Dean misspelling Caution just dropped us out the top 10 in public university rankings
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Our trademark will be our physicality 😫😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫😩😩😩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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@bpmerri95
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Hiring a former OC as an analyst is some Saban type shit. Y’all chill
@mzenitz
Matt Zenitz
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Florida is expected to hire former Auburn offensive coordinator Eric Kiesau as an analyst, sources tell me and @_JHokanson
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Players of the game are Antwaun Powell and Princely Umanmielen. Future is bright at end 🐊🐊
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Ear plugs 💀💀💀
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GO DUCKS 🦆
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Do I understand why ETN would want to play for UGA? Yes Do I respect it? No Would I yell something along the lines of “THAT’S RIGHT BITCH!” If he got blown up for a loss in the Florida Georgia game? Absolutely
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Billy’s buyout is 7 million dollars lower next year. If you think our boosters are willing to endure another losing season to save 7 million dollars you’re out of your mind
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I morbidly wish UF tweeted our week 2 depth chart out with everyone as #3
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Starting Richardson was still the right decision imo, it just came too late. He was cutting his teeth against one of the best defenses in CFB history, which is absurd. The season is a total wash, invest in Richardson.
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As an FSU fan I would love for us to disband our football program to send a message about the injustice we faced
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3 years
Tosh Lupoi, JaJuan Seider, Rob Sale, Phil Trautwein ☺️✌️🌞
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Interesting that Del Rio and Kitna are essentially soaking up scholarships for no reason if they aren’t good enough to play over Jones. The “QB whisperer” has one of the worst QB rooms in school history
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Here is how Chris Couch is addressing his unit after the botched PAT
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Literally investigate these refs immediately
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Poorly coached. “Attention to detail” “Culture”. Spitting, ejection, targeting, ejection. Major overhaul is needed across the board.
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The coach that freaked everyone out by saying he wasn’t worried about star ratings now has a class that is 92% 4 stars. Let’s vibe
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3-1. Flush it and move on. Starters back next week.
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89,000 people went to a game after we suffered our biggest loss to Kentucky since 1979 and we have players that are taking shots off the bow at the fans. Congrats on your pressure rate though
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ANY POSITION. LETS RIDE.
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2 years
The starting Left Tackle for UF in 2023
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Me yelling 1980 fans to UGA fans in Jacksonville in 2029 after they have won their 8th straight natty
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I could be 31 years into marriage with the love of my life and if she said the “Georgia Florida” game i would never speak to her again
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3 years
Copeland got #1 for benching 405lbs and bitching for 3 years
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2 years
Lots of fan behavior on the TL tonight. Prisoners of the moment. Year 1. Recruit, Recruit, Recruit. If we are looking like this in year 3, serious conversations can be had. I still believe Billy’s approach is the best recipe for sustained success in CFB.
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Me choosing to focus on trolling LSU rather than acknowledging how good FSU is
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Billy is not as safe as a lot of you people think. Sasse could have him and Stricklin out of here in one afternoon
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3 years
Justify my nuts on your forehead
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Kurvy Smart
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Gator fans, fight back. Justify this
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