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mar🌻

@bossassbiscuits

28 days

wildflowers and wild horses, chapter five ☕️

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mar🌻

@bossassbiscuits

1 year

bex said ‘we’ and i thought she brought the baby 😭😭😭

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1 year

I did not see this rules of three closing like this #TedLasso

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1 year

i almost just fell out of my chair i need this more than air

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1 year

can we get a parent trap remake with jason and hannah please

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3 years

🗣 TED LASSO DESERVES TO BE A GIRL DAD

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3 years

i am truly going to need a ted lasso documentary once the show is over. something similar to schitt’s creeks “best wishes, warmest regards” because that shit was SO GOOD i cried for hours.

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@Collider

2 months

Hear Me Out, 'Ted Lasso' Season 4 Should Happen Without Jason Sudeikis

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

see that’s jason that’s not ted!!!!!!

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

if you think ted lasso is hot, interact with this tweet. i’m just tryin to see something 👀

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@martinogilvy

2 years

@bossassbiscuits Ted Lasso is a great guy but not even his best friends would describe him as "hot"!!

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@bossassbiscuits

8 months

this is quite honestly one of the funniest things they’ve done. they said soccer AND sags!! we will just show up in designer suits!!

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@SudeikisNews

8 months

📸 | jason sudeikis and brendan hunt at the lafc match before the sag awards yesterday

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

uh??? can we discuss??

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

i just know rebecca was so proud of herself in that final scene because she finally wasn’t hiding anything or feeling bad about her decisions and she just wanted to have a nice conversation with the nicest man she’s ever met and then BAM. school bus.

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2 years

keeley sleeping with jack shortly after she has trouble even talking about her breakup with roy speaks volumes about how keeley is still trying to cope and is more than likely (possibly) going to be her turning point in finding her way back to him, imo.

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1 year

rebecca should’ve oklahoma’d ted at the airport 🥲

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1 year

they should have followed through on the “if you go, i go” thing and they still could have sent ted to kansas and rebecca could have handed over the reigns to leslie and the final scene could have been ted and henry leaving the house for their little league soccer match (1/2)

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2 years

them playing “whatta man” when jason went on stage is so fucking TRUE best song choice all night

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

i have a confession. when ted got home to his mother cooking last night, i was expecting rebecca to be there as a surprise. please do not ask me why. because i cannot explain.

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@bossassbiscuits

3 months

exactly!

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@brittanyybrooke

3 months

Seeing a man shoot a basketball will tell you everything you need to know about him

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11 months

that woman is allergic to sleeves and that man can only wear hoodies what is wrong with them

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@bscfan181

11 months

Did y’all see this pic yet? 💜

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3 years

thinking about them tonight 🤭

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

“two things that i’ll never forget: the way you looked at me for the first time, and for the last time.”

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@bossassbiscuits

11 months

hannah used to have to practice her vocals in her car and now she’s performing on stages and she has christmas specials and people are traveling from all over the world to see her perform and she is so loved by so many people 🥺 A N Y W A Y S

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2 years

“Paul loved two things: attention and making her laugh.”

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1 year

thinking about them today ☺️

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

only for them to find rebecca standing at the end of the driveway. and when he asks what she’s doing there, she could’ve said “i said i wanted to do some traveling” and they show him SMILING TO END EVERYTHING (2/2)

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@bossassbiscuits

3 years

i need to see rebecca in this outfit please

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@bossassbiscuits

11 months

the way you can clock the moment she decides she’s not going to allow him to spend christmas alone is insane 😔

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

the energy in this is very “he fell first and then she fell too late” and i am never not thinking about that 😔

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@stuckinrevmode

2 years

"nice seeing you down here, boss. you liven up the place."

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@bossassbiscuits

3 years

it was nice knowing you guys 💀

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

i am never not thinking about these two in a second chance at love rom-com where they become a blended family with his kids and her kids and they learn how to love again because they’re finally being loved the right way 🥺

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

2 years

Who is your dream rom-com pairing?

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

it gets worse when you realize this is the third time she asks/tells him to stay and the first time he doesn’t :’)

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

need you all to know i also have not moved on from the fact that the people rebecca sees around the doctor’s office are the SAME EXACT PEOPLE she sees at the cafe when she dumps john 😬

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

that man is getting his shit wrecked in her instagram comments and i am just

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@bossassbiscuits

8 months

rebecca should’ve fucked isaac and not sam 😚

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@ofwaddingham

8 months

📷 | hannah waddingham and kola bokinni at the #sagawards after party

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

i always headcanoned that the green army man was buried in a drawer in the kitchen because the cleaner found it after rebecca threw it but learning it’s been in her bag? that she uses multiple bags? that she probably smiles to herself every time she changes out her bag? i’m weak.

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

they say home is where the heart is.

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@bossassbiscuits

11 months

spotted at big lots 👀

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

“i just love her to pieces”

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

also interesting that they are recycling rebecca’s outfits from previous big moments at the same time that she is cycling through past relationships on her way to her final stop.

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

him suddenly forming coherent thoughts and sentences is the scariest part of all this

cori

@stuckinrevmode

2 years

"ted and rebecca by design have always been cosmically soulfully connected in ways that the universe was just not gonna allow, this time around life, for them not to interact with each other"

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

💙 🤍 💛

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

that scene in the back of the bus was as much hannah/jason/brendan as it was rebecca/ted/beard. makes me think about some karaoke nights that have been had idk idk idk

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1 year

roots are made for running deep.

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1 year

a little jealous rebecca with a touch of fluff 💜

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@bossassbiscuits

6 months

wait for me to come home. or, the one where ted returns to richmond six years later 🌻

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

we’ll meet again and finally get it right.

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1 year

rebecca helping ted through the mere thoughts that michelle was getting engaged has the same energy as ted white knighting for rebecca when she found out that rupert and bex were engaged i will not elaborate

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

what’s funny is when i see hannah’s tummy doing that thing in those pants, i’m like “oh my god she’s the hottest human i’ve ever seen” but when MY TUMMY does that thing in pants? ugliest thing in the world. absolutely hate myself. it makes no sense in my pea brain.

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

his F A C E oh my god i could write an essay

cori

@stuckinrevmode

2 years

"nice seeing you down here, boss. you liven up the place."

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1 year

literally no one is taking this from me. the looks they shared were absolutely unnecessary if this is not the case. i’m dying on this hill.

shelby 🖤

@babyshowbizz

1 year

they 10000% fucked that morning and you couldn't pay me money to convince me otherwise argue with ur therapist idc

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1 year

weren’t y’all just speculating she was dating her GODSON and now suddenly she’s dating a married man? leave her alone for the love of all that is good.

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2 years

if i don’t get to watch the hot dad kiss the hot blonde on my tv this fall, i’m going to be very unhappy.

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@bossassbiscuits

11 months

🤭🤭🤭

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

tbh jason should have made sunflowers LONGER just so we could have seen more of the bus ride back to richmond, specifically the very back of the bus. i know that shit was chaotic before both beard and rebecca took naps.

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2 years

rebecca talking to ted’s mom in the quiet kitchen while ted and henry battle it out on fifa in the other room

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2 years

i desperately need a scene where rebecca is hanging out her window yelling for him and then he’s in her doorway and scares the absolute hell out of her and he’s just got that cheeky smile on.

did tedbecca become endgame yet

@didtedbecca

2 years

they’re so married #tedlasso

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11 months

it will find its way back ❤️‍🩹

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2 years

“i’m not much of a hugger.” - rebecca welton #tedlasso

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2 years

ted and rebecca meet the sunflower fields 🌻

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11 months

i cannot stop giggling at her face 😭😭

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

rebecca never actually follows through on the PI right? like she initially agrees so ted will calm down and take a breath and then when she tells him to call, she’s just talking him off a ledge and then tells him to focus on henry. or did i miss something?

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

i need to ask a dumb question but i don’t want to

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2 years

her instinct to just touch his face? and hold his hands? i LOVE that she absolutely just forgets why she hired this man.

The Swoop™

@modtinfreeman

2 years

When will this torment end? I’m tired. #tedlasso #tedbecca

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

someone needs to send this to the “why can’t they just be friends” crowd because YOU CAN DO BOTH

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

thinking about how both ted and rebecca were the ones who chose to step away from their failed marriages and they both moved into jobs that they had no previous experience in and in making those choices, they found each other 💜

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

need a fic where ted decides to participate in movember but he grows a full beard since he already has the mustache and rebecca loses her whole fucking mind

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@bossassbiscuits

10 months

november 11th, 2023

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

10 months

What was the most unhinged moment of 2023?

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11 months

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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2 years

i miss them 🥺

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

interesting that ted doesn’t hold the door open for michelle going into the pub but he waits roughly an hour for rebecca to exit the club on his second day there 🧐

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3 years

🥵🥵🥵 alright then

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@bossassbiscuits

1 year

anyways, here’s a timeline cleanse for you guys 🥺

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2 years

are you kidding me with this? THE COLOR?

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2 years

hey spirit halloween, i see what you’re doing here 👀

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

her hesitation to even answer the phone because she ultimately knew what was coming before just ripping the bandaid off and getting it over with will haunt me for weeks

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@weltonsmac

2 years

hannah waddingham 2023 emmy award winner i know that’s right

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@bossassbiscuits

3 years

the absolute annoyed look on her face when he says “as a matter of fact, i do” as if he’s never supposed to ever have plans without her 🙈

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@lassoleil

3 years

this is the funniest scene in the history of television. i will not elaborate. #TedLasso

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1 year

brendan’s wife has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the world right now and come out as a tedbecca shipper 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@bossassbiscuits

11 months

this is laced with something

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@bossassbiscuits

11 months

truly an excellent night to be a bisexual 🩷

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1 year

so when do we get the rom-com starring these two that’s gonna drag my ass to the theater to eat extra buttery popcorn and sweetarts until my teeth rot?

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"i was like, no, don't squeeze me too hard because i will just blub for britain. it was nice that it was just me and him in rebecca's house on the last day."

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@bossassbiscuits

10 months

it’s been a while so have a little sneak peek at a fun little project you’ll see in the new year 🫶🏻

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11 months

“i just love her to pieces”

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@stuckinrevmode

11 months

"there's no one i'd rather sing this with"

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11 months

hold on to the memories, they will hold onto you 💜 thank you @movingamputees for the perfect weekend with perfect people ily see you next year

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

not to alarm anyone, but she’s dressed just like julie is dressed in ‘rainbow’ 🥹

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@bentface

2 years

HELLO!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

lorelai being nervous as fuck around luke, running into doors, falling into tables. i need it. i NEED it to be rebecca.

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2 years

if you’re with the right person, even the hard times are easy 💜

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2 years

honestly hannah whipping that picture out to use as her header just makes me think of all of the shit she and jason probably have bookmarked on this godforsaken app

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

you guys wanna hear my little reach on this one? regarding henry specifically? “shite in nining armor” right before she mentions rebecca will be a mother 🤷🏻‍♀️ don’t reply to this pls

Hannah Waddingham's Wardrobe

@WeltonWears

2 years

"Jamie Tartt!!! Would you sign my shirt?"

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2 years

i will reply to everyone when i have a moment but i will say i was offered the job and accepted 😭

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

interview ready 💚 see you babies later!

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2 years

did we discuss the importance of ted cleaning his flat after henry leaves? based on how unkempt it was during the entirety of s2, i find it endearing that he has the motivation to do that now idk.

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1 year

y’know even if rebecca by some miracle doesn’t have icloud backed up on her phone, she’s still gonna get twelve little notifications when she opens that damn laptop and tbh i hope she “ha-ha’s” each gif that man sent her

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9 months

the real winner of that category was us seeing jason sudeikis in his glasses

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5 months

you guys have been so so patient with me, and i am so happy to FINALLY say this. 19 you + me, chapter 1 is up 🫶🏻

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11 months

i am so not doing well tonight

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1 year

anyways it’s missing them hours 🥰

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2 months

remember how s3 ended with ted staring at something while coaching henry’s soccer team? what if that something was rebecca chasing after him?

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7 months

this is arguably much funnier when you remember they are both directly connected to jason

Katie 💜⚡️

@ktee1026

7 months

“And both of their lives changed irreparably on September 13, 1991 at maybe the exact same time even, but they never found that out about each other and what was the reason???!!!”

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2 years

I DID IT. I FREAKING DID IT.

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@bossassbiscuits

2 years

can’t believe i’m actually doing this after almost two years of suffering :’)

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they should’ve opened the fucking floodgates at the airport. what did they have to lose at that point? it would’ve made the ending a bit more believable for me anyways. i needed to see some realness from ted.

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11 months

somewhere in the world jason is punching the air with excitement because of how hannah talks about him

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1 year

STEP MOMS ARE MOMS TOO. CHILDREN CAN HAVE MULTIPLE PARENTS. SOME CHILDREN MIGHT EVEN BENEFIT FROM THEIR PARENTS BEING HAPPY WITH OTHER PARTNERS.

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