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5 years

Dasha: “I’m not crushing my body into submission at pilates four times a week for body positivity to be a thing”

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5 years

Dasha: “Masturbating supposedly has health benefits for women. But not the way I do it”

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4 years

Dasha: “if I don’t receive something in the mail every day, how do I know I’m alive? Anna: “I online shop therefore I am”

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10 months

Dasha (on sleep hygiene): “I’m taking an ambien and playing with my phone until it falls out of my hand”

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2 years

Anna: “the real male gaze is men staring lasciviously at another man’s gains at the gym” Dasha: “the male gays”

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11 months

Dasha: “it’s every girl’s fantasy to be child bride of a weird gay freak who gives you pills and takes you on shopping sprees”

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2 years

Dasha: “maybe I don’t want to be a Republican, I don’t like being a loser”

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3 months

Dasha (on ozempic): “if I’m going to inject myself with something it’s gonna be heroin, which will also make you skinny and gorgeous, and make you feel good”

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1 year

Dasha: “the real body count that matters is BMI”

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2 years

Anna (on Ramadan): “I’m torn because I’m deeply Islamophobic, but I love the concept of starving myself for religion”

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5 years

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2 years

Dasha: “I could fall in love with anyone, if they were racist enough”

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4 years

Anna: “I’ve maintained my thigh gap through pregnancy”

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6 months

Anna: “women should never buy their own drugs or laptops”

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4 years

Dasha: “I’ve always thought they should make the Statue of Liberty a little hotter”

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3 years

Anna: “liberals organise their friends like their bookcases; by colour”

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3 years

Anna: “are Jews the women of ethnicity, or are women the Jews of gender?”

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4 years

Anna: “we’re like sex workers, without the sex or the work”

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1 year

Anna: “women who get fat after pregnancy are just using pregnancy as an excuse to get fat”

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3 months

Anna: “the best tip for sucking good dick is to not have an internal monologue”

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3 years

Dasha: “I’d pay good money for a hot guy to chase me through the woods”

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4 years

Anna (on nutrition): “you don’t need the whole pyramid, just the tip”

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2 years

Dasha: “if you’re not doing disco, you shouldn’t be doing cocaine”

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3 months

Dasha:”you really get the stalker you deserve”

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3 years

Anna (on Dasha): “from fag hag to SAG hag”

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1 year

Anna: “men are productive and women are seductive” Dasha: “and men who are seductive are gay”

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5 years

Anna: “what doesn’t kill you makes you fatter”

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1 year

Anna: “What does she have to lose? Some weight?”

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5 years

Dasha: “a misogynist is someone who hates women as much as they hate each other” Anna: “yes wait who said that?” Dasha: “I don’t know, me? Karl Marx?”

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2 years

Dasha: “my parents were in the circus and now I’m a clown”

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3 years

Anna: “my father was an academic and my mother was a housewife, so now I’m a shit-poster with a baby”

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11 months

Dasha: “I believe in gambling because I believe in God”

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3 years

Dasha: “hockey players are the hottest because of the brain damage”

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5 years

Anna (on passing the Bechdel test): “that doesn’t even happen in real life”

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8 months

Dasha (on polyamory): “these sex nerds are ruining it for the rest of us”

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5 years

Dasha: “muses get bruises”

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5 years

Anna: “the only people that understand masculinity anymore are gay men”

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3 years

Anna: “Jordan Peterson is the Britney Spears of philosophy”

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5 years

Dasha (on donating blood): “I did it to feel lightheaded for fun”

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4 years

Dasha: “I took the covid antibody test... it came back positive for being gay”

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11 months

Dasha: “I was taking tonnes of supplements, now I don’t take any and just have lots of Macdonalds and benzos, and I feel better than ever!”

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5 years

Anna: “I like a man who looks like he might yell at you in public”

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4 months

Anna: “Jesus can see your likes”

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3 years

Anna: “Mark Zuckerberg looks like a de-transitioner”

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2 years

Anna: “I showed the baby ‘Mulholland Drive’ when he was six months old and that’s why he’s gay”

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2 years

Anna: “it doesn’t matter if you have big or small tits, as long as you have thin arms”

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2 years

Anna (on the Taliban): “they don’t issue fatwas anymore because they’re too busy gaming”

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1 year

Dasha: “I want to be the opposite of what an eco-terrorist is”

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3 years

Anna: “why is there an LA Review of Books? No one in LA can read”

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4 years

Dasha: “I’m not rioting, my wrists are too weak”

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2 years

Dasha: “I do think gay people are just like us because I’m disgusting”

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4 years

Anna: “Irish mediocrity is the same as Irish excellence”

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4 years

Anna/Dasha: “we’ll edit this out”

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4 years

Dasha: “fat, gay, and retarded - a triple threat”

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4 years

Anna: “to quote the seminal Afro-Caribbean poet Shaggy, ‘it wasn’t me’”

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5 years

Dasha: “May you live in retarded times, as Mao said”

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5 years

Dasha (on trans women playing women’s sports): “let them play, no one’s watching anyway”

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1 year

Anna: “therapists are just prostitutes for women”

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1 month

Dasha: “the real partisan politics is mommy issues versus daddy issues”

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3 years

Anna: “autism is just Catholicism without the pageantry”

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2 years

Jack Mason: “when are you guys releasing a fragrance?” Anna: “it’s going to be called ‘Rétard by Chanel’”

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5 years

Dasha: “I know god loves me because he made me skinny”

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2 years

Dasha: “yeah it’s called being a chinless faggot”

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2 years

Anna: “I do actually think Andrew Tate did something wrong”

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3 years

Anna: “my father was an academic and my mother was a housewife, so now I’m a shit-poster with a baby”

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1 year

Anna: “Shibas freak me out because they have very brown genitalia for how light they are” Dasha: “they’re just like me for real”

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3 years

Anna (on space travel): I don’t like it… As an earth sign it’s a bit over my head”

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1 year

Anna: “to quote Henry Kissinger, ‘it’s a pity both sides can’t lose’”

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4 years

(On amputees) Anna: “I’d date a guy with one leg if he had a big dick” Dasha: “having one good leg is better than having two gross legs”

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5 years

Dasha: “I don’t shower but when I do, you know I sit down”

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2 years

Dasha: “I need a coat that’s giving coat”

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2 years

Anna (on gang-bangs): “it’s fine as long as it’s all white guys”

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3 years

Anna: “imagine being a fat activist and not just losing weight”

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5 years

Dasha: “behind every great man...” Anna: “is an autistic woman”

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4 years

Anna: “athleisure makes me want to institute Sharia law”

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5 years

Patrik Sandberg: “if we get a gay president before a female president we will NEVER hear the end of it”

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11 months

Dasha: “behind every demented weird gay there’s a submissive cowering suffering woman”

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5 years

Anna: “the only thing that makes me feel better about the wage gap is my thigh gap”

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4 years

Dasha (quoting @gossipbabies ): “English women are TERFs because they’re ugly”

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4 years

Anna: “she’s the ideal woman: hot, insanely flexible, and has BPD”

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4 years

Anna: “we’ll cross that bridge when our low grade anorexia pushes us into early menopause”

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1 year

Anna: “where are the super hot trans models?” Dasha: “Taylor Swift?”

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5 years

(On air conditioning) Dasha: “sometimes it’s good to suffer” Anna: “yeah better for the environment” Dasha “no I mean in like an existential way”

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5 years

Dasha: “men should dress like fucking shit” Anna: “men should dress like Ben Affleck”

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5 years

Dasha: “Russians are asians you can be racist against”

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4 years

Dasha: (on Sarah Palin) “she already looks like the porn-star parody of herself”

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3 years

Dasha: “an Italian doctor in cargo pants took my COVID swab and I tested positive for being sexually satisfied”

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4 years

Anna: “I play Wagner when I have sex”

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2 years

Michel Houellebecq (on England): “UGH!”

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3 years

Dasha: “ @AnnCoulter come on the pod, we want to see those long legs IRL”

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3 years

The baby (on Jeff Bezos): *cries*

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4 years

Anna: “you know what they say about women with giant feet” Dasha: “cavernous pussies?” Anna: “giant bitches”

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2 years

Anna: “this is just like old-school Red Scare where we just bash sexual assault victims for coming forward”

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3 years

Dasha: “if you’re under 30 and liberal you have no heart and if you’re over 30 and liberal you have no brain”

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1 year

Anna: “we as women don’t need to know about math”

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2 years

Anna (on American children): “they’re too fat and retarded to molest”

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1 year

Dasha (on “vagrants”): “I bet loads of those guys are Geminis”

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11 months

Anna: “incest to islamists is when you don’t fuck your family members”

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5 years

Dasha: (on bangs) “only let a Japanese person do them”

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4 years

Anna: “I don’t want to fuck my dad. First of all he’s dead.”

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