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Sam Austen

2 years

Highbrow literature for your cat, presented in its native language. The word "meow" repeated endlessly, to rapturous effect.

The Meow Library - Books for Cats

The ultimate gift for cat lovers, book lovers, and high-IQ felines. Meow: A Novel (For Cats), and other literary classics translated into "meow."

www.meowlibrary.com

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@francisxwolf There's a thread going around mocking writers who "don't read very much" and I'm trying not to haul out my soap box but...this is ableist? Not everyone can read for pleasure (or indeed at all) and some of those people are writers.

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@gellowmold “I’m not on any spectrum.”

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@depthsofwiki Do better.

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@catshouldnt He goes into depth about this episode in his memoir, great stuff.

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@notsaries I’ve seen worse

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@coldhealing Settling in for a cozy Friday evening

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@iconawrites I tried to read Crime and Punishment at the age of seven, it didn’t end well

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@appadappajappa Wasn’t ready to cry over this 🥺

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@ShitpostGate Free nitro yayy

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@EVRS1NC3 my no-contact skills need some work

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@bartsimsonreal Millenials think this is funny

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@Cobratate Miss her.

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@ThatRosaryGirl It gets worse than smut

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@ShouldHaveCat Our cats care a lot, actually.

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@FilmUpdates @Dazed Got my hands on a leaked copy of the script, it is utterly bizarre and not at all faithful to Moshfegh's vision

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@yzyupdates what did he mean by this

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@sailaunderscore @strangeharvest1 🤝

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@Fofii_owo Can’t even spell?

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@nolemonnomelon Sickening.

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The Meow Library - Books for Cats

The ultimate gift for cat lovers, book lovers, and high-IQ felines. Meow: A Novel (For Cats), and other literary classics translated into "meow."

www.meowlibrary.com

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@lemonpepperwing The kitten’s prison memoir is something else.

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@afrocosmist I’d say so.

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@LangstheHBIC @jacuzzicoaster Item was exactly as described

Meow (The Meow Library)

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@EclecticHams How many Polacks does it take to write a manifesto?

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@Delicious_Tacos “Can you pay for this? Loss prevention has my EBT card flagged.”

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The Meow Library - Books for Cats

The ultimate gift for cat lovers, book lovers, and high-IQ felines. Meow: A Novel (For Cats), and other literary classics translated into "meow."

www.meowlibrary.com

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@dieforyouus Great publicity stunt for her upcoming book.

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@bryan_johnson shooting a low-budget rap video in Miami

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@luhaenten Modernity has somewhat expedited the absorption of Dostoevsky and Tolstoy.

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@ShouldHaveCat What’s in the package:

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@coldhealing Lol @ him having this one

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@REGINAVGEORGE I just finished My Year of Rest and Relaxation and I will never listen to a Pinterest recommendation again

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@PunchingCat His memoir of abuse and disenfranchisement has me sobbing

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@GMomurder a phallus which is also a fecal stick

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@ShouldHaveCat He’s been reading.

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@oldbooksguy Ticked every box in the right column. Thank you.

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@jonathanbfine Duolingo will not prepare you to read German philosophy in the original. I thought this would be obvious, but apparently it is not.

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@TheLincoln Booktok is incredible

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@PunchingCat She’s a fantastic writer.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad 💕 🥰 💕

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@TweetsOfCats Just do it.

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@Calibaneur It’s worse than you could possibly imagine

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@librarymindset @VexKing @Iceman_Hof @DariusForoux @JamesClear @AdamMGrant @EricJorgenson @morganhousel There’s one solid choice in here

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@goodreads Every. Single. Word.

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@PunchingCat Explain this then

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@Will_the_Rose Performance (Donald Cammell and Nicholas Roeg, 1970)

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@B0OB1E5 More accurately, Brat is chlamydia test green

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@jmrphy Beats the sh*t outta me, man.

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if it makes you feel smart, it’s making you dumb if it makes you feel dumb, it’s making you smart

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@catshouldnt

The Meow Library - Books for Cats

The ultimate gift for cat lovers, book lovers, and high-IQ felines. Meow: A Novel (For Cats), and other literary classics translated into "meow."

www.meowlibrary.com

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if you live in the developed world, you are surrounded by millions of people on heroic doses of psychoactive drugs at all times. remember this when things stop making sense.

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@verymoisturized 🤷‍♂️

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@DisgracedProp Am convinced that the sole business model of most “high-end” US destinations is “interactive selfie backdrop.” Like a film set, expensive to run and humiliating / unpleasant to be on, but pretty on camera. Everyone’s relieved when the scene’s wrapped and they get to go home.

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@sapphicrime You’re missing the most important edition.

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@milktealattae WORSHIP

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@mothintoflames Now do one with Garfield and Crime & Punishment

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@resurrecti0ns im just continually amazed by people who *want* the art they consume to be stupider, less interesting, less complex. a craving to be treated like a child and told it's all gonna be ok