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Theo Bon

@bonleos

9 months

Imagine being 25 when they came out with the Miller Lite vortex bottle

Dirty Rafer

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This what I’m on tonight

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Theo Bon

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6 months

Caleb Williams after he sneaks into the end zone on a 5 yard scramble to put the Bears down 24

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2 years

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2 years

Bringing a girl on a guy's trip? @meangirlpod wants to know what the big deal is and why people don't date people they're friends with. Presented by @pinkwhitney

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1 year

The first sip of a miller lite after swatting Sarah from marketings shot after she told us she started on her high school basketball team at the company happy hour>>>>

Daily Loud

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1 year

A new basketball version of Top Golf is coming soon “Jumpshot Live” 🔥🏀

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Theo Bon

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4 years

I just took my mask off for a second while crossing university and Becky Blank shot me in the foot from the rooftop of the James with a Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifle.

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9 months

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2 years

Me looking back at my 11 year old self thinking about how many super bowls the Packers are going to win with Aaron Rodgers

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4 years

In catholic grade school I’d really drop a triple double at recess in khakis and a generic polo shirt then sit in my sweat for 5 hours until school ended and think nothing of it

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Theo Bon

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4 years

I miss soccer tournaments from youth soccer. Playing 3 games or more in 3 days didn’t even matter and you’d just lay in the grass in between games. Someone’s dad always bought a huge bag of kettle corn too lol

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5 years

OMG GUYS you’ll never guess who my number neighbor is

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2 years

@JordynWoodruff

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5 years

Idk what sorority girl needs to hear this.. but your friend isn’t that funny. She just blacks out sometimes and eats pizza

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4 years

Silk Exotic when they hear that James Harden is open to joining the Bucks in Milwaukee

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Theo Bon

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2 years

Running into one of your boys ex girlfriends and they ask how he’s doing

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Theo Bon

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8 years

Excited to announce my commitment to the University of Madison Wisconsin to continue my soccer career #GoBadgers 🔴⚽️⚪️

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Theo Bon

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6 years

When you don’t want to make the broke kids feel bad

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

4 years

Hey. This sounds a little familiar

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4 years

I just took my mask off for literally a second while crossing campus and President Daniels shot me in the foot from the rooftop of the math building with a Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifle.

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5 years

I’m not even joking this is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen in my life

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5 years

Bikini Bottom is coming to life! 🍍Catch The SpongeBob Musical: Live On Stage Saturday at 7p/6c!

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5 years

With Bulaga out the Packers really need to sign Lizzo and put her at Right Tackle

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4 years

Michelob ULTRA

@MichelobULTRA

4 years

@bleas10 We can't express the happiness this tweet brought to us, Ben.

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5 years

@FootbaII_HQ

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5 years

For Kobe

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9 months

Watching Jordan Love beat the cowboys in his first playoff game and carrying on the tradition

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5 years

@TheFigen @WorldWideWob

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Theo Bon

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5 years

Me: Yeah I’m in the B school Them: oh that’s awesome. What classes are you taking? Me: I’m in Bus 101 Them: oh is that like Business administration? Me: No it’s Bus 101 im literally learning how to drive a bus. Im going to school to be a bus driver.

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5 years

Overhearing girls at the library talk about how much adderall they’ve done during finals week

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Theo Bon

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4 years

The was the most anticlimactic end to a semester ever. Just shut my laptop and walked downstairs.

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Theo Bon

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7 years

Super bowl here we come

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Theo Bon

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8 years

3 years of varsity soccer and 3 state championships. I'll forever be grateful for my time playing for the MPE. Love for all my lads⚽️

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Theo Bon

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6 years

GIVE ME THE WRAP #ThatsAWrap #DUB

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

5 years

I don’t care if there’s absolutely zero demand for it. Someone please make NCAA College Soccer 20

CNBC Now

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5 years

BREAKING: NCAA will allow athletes to be compensated for their names, images and likenesses in a major shift for the organization

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Theo Bon

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3 years

This kid is drinking a root beer at 8:22 am. Put classes back online

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5 years

Lake Mendota, Madison, Wisconsin.

the vibe rater

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5 years

i’m sorry but you all need to see this.

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Theo Bon

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4 years

Alright this has gone too far

Barstool Illini

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4 years

I just took my mask off for literally a second while crossing Green and Wright and Chancellor Jones shot me in the foot from the rooftop of Altgeld hall with a Barrett 50 .cal sniper.

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Theo Bon

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5 years

I’m going to go to all my classes tomorrow. I don’t care if it’s a Saturday and that my professors won’t be there.. it’s about the work you put in when nobody is watching🙏🏻🙌🏻💪🏻💪🏻

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

5 years

Stats professor asked if we have any questions. I need to know

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

6 years

Everyone’s still gonna call it Miller Park

Cream City Central

@CreamCityCtral

6 years

Miller Park naming rights with @MillerCoors are coming to an end after the 2020 season. American Family Insurance will take over naming rights for the ballpark. (Greg Matzek)

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Theo Bon

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1 year

Senator Chris Larson

@SenChrisLarson

1 year

The economic costs of binge drinking in WI is estimated at $4 billion per year, and the social costs are severe. Laws and penalties play a role in reducing drunk driving, but to fully address the problem, we need to change the culture.

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

5 years

Okay. Be honest

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Theo Bon

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7 years

Not gonna lie.. meeting Jordy was the coolest thing ever @JordyRNelson

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

5 years

Me listening to Mac Miller and Chelsea Cutler’s new albums tonight

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

1 year

9am black coffee and bagels 10am gym with the fellas. Spam lateral raises 11:30am patio beers 1pm Barbie 3pm film review. In depth discourse 4pm Jersey Mikes wet bastard sub 5pm scoop jardin highlights 5:30pm BYOB sushi 7pm Oppenheimer 10:30pm Applebees

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

1 year

1 month until ‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ release in theaters. Which will you watch first? See what other movies are coming soon:

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Theo Bon

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3 years

Me at the Dua Lipa concert in Milwaukee trying to explain to the security guards that I need a bag of her sweat for medical purposes

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

8 years

@austenschweiney considering your student section told me to drink bleach, I don't think that's that bad 😂

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

5 years

You and your friends are not “crackheads” you all fell asleep fully clothed on the couch once after a night of drinking and then decided to get one mimosa at brunch the next morning.

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

5 years

Mfers get an A in a philosophy class, meet with their professor twice, then decide they’re gonna buy this

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

6 years

They need to add a dislike option for Instagram. It’s the proper way to slowly reinforce bullying culture

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

3 years

At a Wisconsin bar and I just called for a travel against Michigan state and this guy next to me goes “nah man he had his pivot foot down” okay Jay Bilas take another sip of your reds apple ale

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

8 years

MPE cripes the number one team in the country WE DEM BOYS OUT IN DENVER #RockhurstWearsFakeGucci WE TAKE NO Ls #MPEGODS

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

5 years

Ay any ladies wanna come hangout and swim in my pool

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6 years

Kids in the business school with AirPods think they’re the most powerful people in the world

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9 years

I wonder if some girls know they're not actually Twitter philosophers they just get a lot of favorites cuz they're hot

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5 years

Our uber was running late

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Theo Bon

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4 years

All jokes aside I’m in so much pain. Watching Aaron Rodgers has been one of the greatest joys of my life. This sucks. Logging off for a while.

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

5 years

The packers are 6-1 and the Bucks season starts on Thursday can u get a mf vibe check?

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Theo Bon

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10 years

#FreshmanAdvice wear cargos and Aeropostale shirts on the first day of school to let everyone know that you don't mess around

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@bonleos

5 years

Fuck this year. Fuck this entire year. I can’t take this anymore

UW School of Vet Med

@uwvetmed

5 years

With heavy hearts, we share the news that Scout MacNeil has passed away. 🐾🌈 Our deepest sympathies to David MacNeil and Scout’s family. Scout had a joyful demeanor, greeting all with a big smile and ever-wagging tail, and we will miss him terribly. …/

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5 years

Me and the boys trying to make the perfect rummy cokey

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Theo Bon

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4 years

I can’t even express the excitement and happiness it brings me that Michelob Ultra is the sponsor for this NBA restart. Athlete beer.

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

5 years

Things that can ruin my morning: -Car not starting -Eating unripe banana - My wife’s boyfriend Tanner -Not having any Danimals -Tanner didn’t buy more Danimals when I specifically asked him to -He won’t let me go to Dave and Busters -Seriously Tanner is such an asshole

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Theo Bon

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7 years

Jabari is back on Friday and the Bucks are 4-0 since Kidd was fired

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Theo Bon

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5 years

Just accidentally thanked a girl that I held a door open for

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Theo Bon

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6 years

Before you post that Instagram story promoting and asking donations for your frat or sorority... go ahead and just don't do that.

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Theo Bon

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5 years

I wore shorts outside to show that the cold temperatures don’t affect me.. and I didn’t immediately have sex.. I’m so confused

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4 years

THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN MILWAUKEE HISTORY

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Theo Bon

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8 years

My girlfriend got into Vanderbilt today... and I watched 5 episodes of the office...

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8 years

After 3 years of varsity soccer, I finally got my first goal today #FromTheSpot

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6 years

Can’t just get this kind of drip anywhere

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Theo Bon

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5 years

Now I’m not trying to be dramatic here but if I had to choose between taking that exam for 2 hours again or being in a room for 2 hours with OJ Simpson, Michael Jackson, R Kelly, Lizzo, and a lonely Bill Cosby I’d text them immediately and ask how soon they’re all available

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8 years

Summerfest thots ruin social media

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8 years

I love Marquette high

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4 years

I should be outside fiserv forum blacking out off of one tainted Moscow mule right now

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8 years

#MPE does its work in Denver and wins the Jesuit Classic #StickCity #TheYearOfTheFist

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5 years

Lets ride

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6 years

Bird Flu and Cigarettes

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5 years

Some of the worst lies ever told have come from girls in Instagram comments

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6 years

Congrats to @muhs_soccer on the 5th State championship in a row. Nothing but proud watching the boys play today. Feeling nostalgic. #5peat #MPE

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8 years

We're not done yet. #MPEStaysHungry

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Theo Bon

@bonleos

6 years

There are just some dudes that I will never understand how girls find them attractive.. and Pete Davidson is one of those guys. He looks like a walking terminal illness

New York Daily News

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6 years

Ariana Grande says she and Pete Davidson are in no rush tying the knot.

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Theo Bon

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5 years

When I’m in the zoom chat for class discussion and I turn off my Mic

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4 years

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

4 years

The Bucks are moving on from their pursuit of restricted free agent Bogdan Bogdanovic, who will scan market across league, sources tell me and @sam_amick .

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Theo Bon

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3 years

Just shotgunned a hamms

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Theo Bon

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3 years

Last night one of my friends dads told me he follows me on twitter. “Oh shit” I thought. But it was worse than I ever imagined. He said, “you used to be so funny what happened man. The tweets have sucked.” I kept my composure but nearly shed a tear. I barely slept last night.

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5 years

How Men React

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4 years

My voice cracked today on the team zoom call. I’m 21

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5 years

He’s really a great guy

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Theo Bon

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5 years

Just wanted to remind everyone that you’re not allowed to complain about finals unless you’re a STEM major. They own finals week. If you see a STEM major on the street carry them to their destination!

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4 years

Bottomless mimosas time limit

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Theo Bon

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2 years

Just stopped by the new custom eyes store that opened up down the street. Highly recommend a customization

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Theo Bon

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5 years

She chose a guy who wrote “TRUST” on his right cleat, and “PATIENCE” on his left cleat before a high school football game.. just focus on yourself bro

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Theo Bon

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3 years

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

3 years

Reigning MVP Aaron Rodgers is so disgruntled with the Green Bay Packers that he has told some within the organization that he does not want to return to the team, league and team sources told ESPN on Thursday. More on NFL Live now....

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Theo Bon

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3 years

Catholic grade school was wild. If you didn’t capitalize the G in God on your homework they’d send you to the principals office and set up a meeting with the priest

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Theo Bon

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4 years

The post-daylight savings seasonal depression fighting the two vitamin D gummies I take a day

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Theo Bon

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4 years

With Khris Middleton not being enough for the Rockets in a swap for Harden, sources say that Silk Exotic is now offering their highest earning dancer to the city of Houston to make up for the loss in Revenue to small businesses in Houston that come with a Harden exist. Amazing.

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6 years

@Jumpman23

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Theo Bon

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2 years

I just called every 5 guys in Milwaukee and told them to stay closed today. I’m playing chess. Grant Williams will have to find another pregame meal option for tonight’s game. Put me on the payroll @Bucks

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Theo Bon

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8 years

#MPE yips another #1 ranked team.. Us lads knock off south Kent who was supposedly the best prep school in the nation #5thYearSeniors #BOOL

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